Seeing Li Yi's constant struggle, Li Mu simply approached the two princes and grandfathers and squatted in front of them.
Let's take action on these two old guys. As long as they are settled, the others will be nothing more than a mob.
Li Mu asked: "Two old men, my grandson just passed by here and saw you sitting in the main hall waiting for someone. He was sulking. Look, it's already noon and he hasn't even eaten breakfast. My grandson has some blood today. Please have a bite."
Okay, but..."
Li Mu glared at Li Yi. The two old princes were happy to see that Li Mu was sincere and wanted to treat him to a meal.
Li Zhenguo asked: "My dear grandson, if you invite me to dinner, grandpa won't be polite. But what? Do you still want to negotiate terms with grandpa?"
Li Mu smiled and said: "My grandson should honor his grandpa by eating a big meal. There are no conditions. However, grandpa Li Yi is a little confused. He will not let him eat for a while and let him continue to be hungry. What do you think?"
Li Yi had a dark look on his face and shouted: "Twenty-one prince, if you continue to mess around, I will be rude to you. I am waiting here to argue with your majesty about what to eat? Go out immediately?"
Li Mu took Li Shangwu's hand, pretending to be pitiful, and said: "Grandpa, look, I'm not wrong, right? It's none of my business if you argue with my father. I've run into it. Seeing the hard work of the grandfathers,
, please have a meal, is it wrong?”
Deflecting the conflict and letting the old guys engage in internal strife, although clumsy, is the most effective method.
After all, Li Shangwu was born in the military camp and had an upright character. When he saw Li Mu being intimidated by Li Yi, he immediately became unhappy.
Li Shangwu yelled: "Li Yi, what are you yelling about? Twenty-one is still a child, full of filial piety. Why are you trying to show off your power by inviting us to dinner? Li Yi, I think your good grandson is right. Let's have dinner later."
, just watch."
After Li Shangwu finished speaking, he patted Li Mu and asked, "How are you doing? Is grandpa domineering?"
Li Mu kept nodding and gave Li Shangwu a thumbs up, and Li Shangwu grinned excitedly.
Li Yi was scolded and felt extremely depressed. He was a few years younger than Li Shangwu, and they were both grandfathers. However, he knew that Li Shangwu had a bad temper and he was a prince. When a scholar meets a soldier, there is no point in trying to reason.
Li Yi could only sulk.
Li Mu mocked: "Grandpa Li Yi, are you afraid? If you have the ability to fight with Grandpa Prince, who of you is better?"
Anyone can start a war of words. If you get them together, it will be lively. Once these old guys challenge each other, this kind of temporary team will immediately fall apart.
The serious scene of death remonstrance was turned into a mess by Li Mu.
Even Li Zhenguo couldn't see Li Yi's arrogance and scolded him a few times. Li Yi was so angry that his hair and hair were all bald, and Xu Jiyuan kept pulling at the corners of his clothes.
Everyone formed a group to argue with Li Longji and teach the emperor a lesson not to behave recklessly, but to do it on his own.
Li Mu pretended to be dumbfounded, fanning the flames among a group of grandfathers, trying to curry favor with others, and within a short time, dozens of old guys were in chaos. They were noisy and slandering each other.
Li Mu quit when he saw good things, and identified Li Shangwu, a fierce old man, as his backer, who would watch the excitement and not be afraid of big trouble.
Li Shangwu had a good impression of Li Mu. When he saw other people making noise, he ignored them and chatted happily with Li Mu.
Li Shangwu asked: "My dear grandson, do you know why we are doing this today?"
Li Mu said: "I don't know, and I don't want to know. You are all important figures in the court, and you are also concerned about national affairs. As a child, I don't understand anything and have no interest."
Li Shangwu laughed loudly: "I just like the character of my good grandson. To put it bluntly, it's your father who is misbehaving and misbehaving, even his own daughter-in-law."
Li Mu pretended to be shocked and asked: "Grandpa, is there such a thing? Have you misunderstood my father?"
Li Shangwu sneered and said: "Misunderstanding? My dear grandson, Li Hao is your brother, that Yang Yuhuan is your sister-in-law, and now it is your father who wants to occupy your sister-in-law. This is the most shameless joke in the world. Do you really not know?"
Li Mu said: "Grandpa, this is not right. I heard that Brother Shiba and his wife have divorced a long time ago, and my sister-in-law has become a monk. She is a free man and can be pursued by anyone. Why?
Can the emperor do this?"
Li Shangwu couldn't answer the question, so he slapped Li Mu directly and said: "No matter whether Yang Yuhuan is free or not, getting together with my daughter-in-law is against human ethics and will be ridiculed by the world. You kid
,don't know."
Li Mu did not argue, changed the subject, and asked: "Grandpa, do you go to Jiaofangsi to listen to music every night recently?"
When Li Shangwu heard about Jiaofangsi, he grinned: "Jiaofangsi is a good place. I am a free man and I must go there every night. Why, dear grandson, do you want grandpa to take you there too?"
Li Mu said: "I won't go to that kind of place. As long as grandpa is happy, grandpa, have you taken any concubines this year?"
Seeing that Li Mu asked about things he liked, Li Shangwu said even more boldly: "Concubinage, of course, how can I forget about concubinage? Although grandpa is more than seventy years old, he is very strong. Grandson, why do you care about this?
?”
Li Mu said with a smile: "Grandpa, you are so powerful. My grandson congratulates you. Grandpa, when you take concubines and visit the Jiaofang Department, is there anyone who talks nonsense, gossips, and calls you old and disrespectful?"
"They dare. Who dares to gossip about me? If I don't break their necks, what's wrong with me taking concubines and going to Jiaofangsi? It means that I am getting better and better. This is my private matter. Who dares to talk behind my back?"
Li Mu gave a thumbs up again and said: "Grandpa is indeed majestic. If he likes a woman, it is his own business. It is a private matter. As long as there is mutual consent, it has nothing to do with anyone. Grandpa, are you right?"
Li Shangwu was speechless.
It turns out that this little guy is digging a hole for himself. He doesn't allow others to discuss his private affairs. What is he doing now?
Li Shangwu felt ridiculous for a moment. She was just a woman. If Yang Yuhuan had not become a monk, it would indeed be ridiculous for Li Longji to take possession of her by force. However, since he had reconciled with Li Hao, he was out of the relationship between husband and wife and was a free person.
Li Longji can be liked, so can I, Li Shangwu, and everyone in the world can be liked, as long as Yang Yuhuan is willing? Who is talking about it, isn't he being nosy?
Although Li Shangwu was upright and stubborn, he figured it out immediately. The corner of his mouth twitched and he suddenly smiled and said: "My dear grandson, grandpa is in urgent need of urination. Please help me up while grandpa goes to the toilet."
Li Mu didn't ask any further questions. Li Mu happily helped Li Shangwu up and sent him out of the hall.
Li Mu came back and sat next to Li Zhenguo. Li Zhenguo stood up hurriedly and said sarcastically: "You are such a good grandson. He seems innocent and cute, but he is very evil. If I don't talk to you, I will have to urinate urgently."
Li Zhenguo has been listening to Li Mu and Li Shangwu talking, and the meaning is very simple and clear.
Li Zhenguo also felt that it was a bit of a fuss. He had to endure hunger for most of the day for such a trivial matter without a trace, and he immediately felt resentful towards Li Yi and his group.
Li Mu also helped Li Zhenguo get up and go to the toilet.
The arguments and complaints in the hall gradually weakened, and the old guy really didn't have much energy.
At this time, suddenly, the aroma of cooking came from outside. The strong aroma of meat was more penetrating than anything else, and instantly filled the entire hall.
Li Mu could only hear everyone twitching their noses and licking their lips. Li Mu felt that it was almost time.
Li Mu stood up and said, "Grandpas, have you heard it? In the side hall outside the main hall, vegetables and meat are being stir-fried. The grandsons see the hard work of the grandpas and are dedicated to honoring the grandpas."
"The two princes and grandfathers have already gone to enjoy the delicious meal. Grandpas, it would be more comfortable to come back and discuss after you are full and full, than to go hungry? What are you waiting for? Let's go and have a big meal."
Before Li Mu finished speaking, a few old guys rushed out impatiently. By the time Li Mu finished speaking, everyone almost dispersed and followed the scent.
Li Yi and Xu Jiyuan suddenly realized that this was Li Mu's premeditated plan to disrupt everyone. However, these old guys were used to being pampered and a meal was more important than any major event in the world.
Li Yi grabbed Li Mu's arm and asked: "Li Mu, are you deliberately causing trouble and distracting people's minds? Are you completely confused?"
Li Mu sneered and said: "Grandpa Li Yi, I think you are really old and confused. You saw and heard it just now. Even the prince and grandpa understand that you are messing around. Besides, eating on time can help the grandpas stay healthy."
My body, are you wrong or am I wrong?"
Li Yi was left speechless by the question. It was inevitable that the situation would get out of control. Unexpectedly, he was beaten to pieces by a child with a yellow mouth, which was beyond Li Yi's expectation.
Seeing that Li Yi was speechless, Xu Jiyuan also asked Li Mu: "Twenty-one prince, do you know how serious the consequences of His Majesty's actions will be? It is related to the national destiny of the Tang Dynasty. You are harming the country!"
Li Mu hated Li Yi and Xu Jiyuan's remarks the most, and immediately retorted: "Grandpa Xu, what did your father do? It's related to the fate of the Tang Dynasty. In my opinion, you must have ulterior motives for making such a fuss and confusing people.
, is the biggest threat to the fate of the Tang Dynasty. I will immediately report to my father and ask him to thoroughly investigate the conspiracy behind you."