Chapter 99 The Old Guys Bring Their Own Humiliation
At this time, only Li Yi and Xu Jiyuan were still fighting in the main hall, while the others were in the side hall, eating and drinking.
There was no need for Li Mu to save face for them. Anyway, he was just an idler with no official title. He was not afraid of the two old guys. Then he put on small shoes to make himself a stumbling block.
When Xu Jiyuan saw Li Mu's sarcastic attitude, he immediately became furious. He pointed at Li Mu and shouted: "Boy, who do you think you dare to criticize the ministers of the imperial court like this? You also dare to discuss the affairs of the government and slander us and other senior officials. Our loyalty to the Tang Dynasty will continue to grow."
The moon can be used as a guide, it’s not your turn to talk nonsense.”
Li Mu saw that Xu Jiyuan was irritated and felt funny in his heart. Since you are so angry and scolding me, don't blame me for not respecting the old and loving the young. I will take the opportunity to whip you a few times to let you know that your grandson is not in vain.
Li Mu said lukewarmly: "Grandpa Xu, what are you doing? Suddenly you started shouting. Is there something wrong in your heart? Did I tell you right? Then you screamed hoarse and your true colors were revealed? The surname of Datang is Li.
World, when will it be your turn to be an old man who is so arrogant and domineering and insults my father? His heart can be punished, his heart can be punished."
After Li Mu finished speaking, he turned his head disdainfully and looked at Li Yi with a sneer.
Li Yi was also shocked by Li Mu's statement and didn't know who to speak for.
Xu Jiyuan collapsed completely. His face changed colors and became distorted. He was a minister of two dynasties and had never suffered such humiliation before. He was scolded like an old dog.
"You, you, you dare to scold me?" Xu Jiyuan roared angrily, and his blood surged up.
Li Mu said: "You are such an ignorant old thing. Not only did I dare to scold you, but I also dared to beat you. However, when I saw that you were about to die, I spared you first. Don't you feel aggrieved? You are so angry that you want to spurt blood.
?Okay, let me see, what is the color of your blood? It must be the same as dog blood, it is black, right?"
Li Mu did not yell, but spoke slowly and calmly, but every sentence touched his heart. Xu Jiyuan had never been humiliated like this before.
Even if he fights for his life with Li Mu, it will be of no avail. Li Mu is a little prince and nothing, and Xu Jiyuan will bring humiliation to himself no matter what he does.
Xu Jiyuan opened his mouth and wanted to refute. Unexpectedly, his anger swelled, his heart burned, his body trembled, and suddenly a mouthful of old blood spurted out.
This time, both Li Mu and Li Yi were startled. Li Yi hurried over, held Xu Jiyuan up, and scolded: "Li Mu, is this a good thing you did?"
Li Mu also couldn't bear it. It was easy to talk things over, but when he got excited, he scolded Xu Jiyuan until he vomited blood. It was really a sin.
Li Mu hurried over, took Xu Jiyuan from Li Yi, helped him sit down on the chair, took out a handkerchief, and wiped Xu Jiyuan's mouth.
Li Mu said sincerely: "Grandpa Xu, you see, it's all my fault. I originally wanted to persuade you to go to dinner, but I didn't expect that my words didn't convey what I meant. Instead, I made Grandpa Xu vomit blood. Your body is too weak.
Drink less in the future, and be sure not to drink it with women. When others are quarreling or fighting, you should stand far away. It’s important to save your life!"
Li Mu's persuasion sounded like another insult to Xu Jiyuan. Xu Jiyuan couldn't help but spit out another mouthful of blood.
Li Yi stamped his feet anxiously: "Li Mu, can you shut up? Do you want to kill Mr. Xu? Can you bear the consequences?"
Li Mu patted Xu Jiyuan's back and agreed: "Okay, okay, I'll shut up. If Grandpa Xu is really good, you can't rely on me. Grandpa Li, look at this situation and see the imperial doctor as soon as possible."
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Li Yi slapped his forehead and said: "It's just that you are confused by you bastard. You haven't gone to see the imperial doctor yet. What are you waiting for? Come on, come on. Send Mr. Xu to the imperial hospital quickly."
Dozens of eunuchs standing around the hall were hungry and hungry after being tortured by these old guys, but they did not dare to move. Seeing Xu Jiyuan vomiting blood and feeling dizzy, Li Yi scolded him, and several of them came and carried Xu Jiyuan out.
Li Mu followed him to the door of the main hall, and Fu Er said to Xu Jiyuan: "Grandpa Xu, you must take good care of yourself. You must not stagnate your qi and blood. If you think too hard, you will vomit blood again and you will not be able to save your life. In addition, you may get a cold."
Cancer is even more miserable."
Xu Jiyuan was already dizzy, but when Li Mu chased him, he rolled his eyes and fainted completely.
At this time, Li Mu felt very cold in his heart. Evil ministers like Xu Jiyuan and Li Yi had been arrogant and arrogant for many years. Li Longji couldn't kill them, and the civil and military ministers were even more taboo against them and indulged them.
of arrogance.
To be too old to die is to be a thief. Li Mu firmly believed in the true meaning of this sentence. For the Tang Dynasty, these old things were an indestructible barrier and obstacle.
I don't want to be led away by them. Today is a good opportunity to deal with them one by one. Whether it is to persuade others with clever words or to hurt others with bad words, Li Mu has done it.
As long as Li Longji gets results, he hates these rebellious old guys so much that he doesn't care about the life or death of any old guy. If one of them dies, he can just make a vacancy and arrange for someone who is loyal to him to take over.
Li Mu didn't have any worries.
When Li Mu came back, Li Yi was already alone. Seeing Li Mu's indifferent expression, Li Yi couldn't help but scolded again: "Li Mu, see for yourself, it's all the good deeds you did. It's all your fault. It's all your fault. It's all your fault. You're the only one who's dizzy."
Prince, why don't you stay in your own palace, eat, drink, have fun, and be pampered? Why don't you insist on joining in this fun? You are so messy and unforgivable."
Li Mu approached Li Yi and said with a smile: "Grandpa Li Yi, you want to convict me? Really? What crime can you convict me of?"
Li Yi was at a loss for words. This Li Mu was just a piece of meat. He was laughing and joking. Convicting him was nothing more than a threat. But this bastard didn't take soft and hard tactics and was difficult to deal with.
Li Yi shouted: "Li Mu, don't be arrogant. If you make a fool of yourself today, I will remind you that one day, sooner or later, you will reap the consequences and regret it endlessly."
Li Mu smiled and said: "So, you still want to settle accounts with me after the fall? Are you worthy? Grandpa Li, I think you are just like Grandpa Xu. You are a grasshopper after the fall. You can't jump around for a few days. How about we fight?
It’s a bet to see who will reap the consequences and regret it?”
Li Yi was so angry that he glared angrily, pointed at Li Mu and shouted: "Li Mu, Shuzi, you ruined my big job. Grandpa, if I don't teach you a lesson, how can you have the dignity to walk in the court?"
Li Yi said, grabbed a chair, and was about to rush over to fight Li Mu. Li Mu quickly backed away, then stretched out his leg to trip Li Yi. Li Yi jumped forward, and a hungry dog came to eat shit, and the chair was thrown away.
When he went out, Li Yi cut his lip and screamed in pain.
Li Mu took the opportunity to sneak out of the main hall, ran to a side hall, and greeted a group of old guys to eat and drink.
These old guys are usually well-dressed and accustomed to eating, drinking and having fun. Today, they are so hungry that they are dizzy. At this time, all kinds of palace delicacies are being served in front of them. There are also a group of people such as Li Mu and Gao Lishi, who are trying to please and flatter them.
This guy has long forgotten what he is here for today.
After a while, everyone had a round belly after eating. After being persuaded by Li Mu to drink a lot of wine, the old guys who had eaten and drank enough sat outside the side hall, rubbing their bellies and basking in the sun.
Seeing that everything was fine, Li Mu turned around and went to the main hall, where he saw Li Yi sitting alone on the ground outside the main hall door, crying silently.
Li Mu didn't bother to argue with him anymore, and ordered the eunuchs in the hall to bolt the doors and windows from the inside.
Gao Lishi was pleasantly surprised when he saw Li Mu inexplicably pacifying dozens of old ministers. As soon as Li Mu left, Gao Lishi ran into the palace and explained Li Mu's magical operations to Li Longji.
Li Longji was elated when he heard that. He stood up in surprise and asked: "Xiao Gao, is Twenty-One really so good? He managed those old guys obediently? You didn't tell lies?"
Gao Lishi said with a smile: "Your Majesty, every word of this old slave is true. Not only the two old princes praised the twenty-first prince very much, but even the elders also kept praising the prince for his filial piety and how happy they were to eat.
Really."
Li Longji kept nodding and cheering, "Come on, Xiao Gao, let's go and see what else these old guys can do after they've had enough to eat and drink."
Gao Lishi said worriedly: "Your Majesty, please don't go. Although the situation is stable, there is no guarantee that they will still cause trouble after they finish their meal."
Li Longji smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Twenty-one definitely has a backup plan. Li Heng, don't pretend to be pretentious. Let's go and see it together and study hard."
Li Heng agreed and followed respectfully, and the three of them arrived at the front hall together.
Li Longji looked far toward the side hall and found that no one was there.
Li Longji asked: "Xiao Gao, didn't you say they had enough to eat and drink and were basking in the sun outside? Where are the people?"
Gao Lishi said nervously: "Have they returned to the hall again? Your Majesty, please stop and let me take a closer look?"
Li Longji nodded in agreement. He was also afraid that he would be surrounded by those old guys and would be unable to escape, which would be very troublesome.
Soon Gao Lishi ran back happily, followed by Li Mu who looked calm.
Gao Lishi approached Li Longji and said: "Your Majesty, they are all gone, not a single one is left. It's amazing."
Before Li Longji could speak, Li Mu had already arrived in front of him and knelt down directly to Li Longji: "Father, the child is guilty. Please punish him."