"Ah! It's so boring. Why hasn't Master Pigeon updated the video yet?"
In the Pojaman group named [Pigeon Cage], a person nicknamed [Sister Mi Chuan is my wife] sighed with emotion.
He is one of the most active people in this group. He surfs the Internet so intensively that almost every time Xia Chen posts a new video, he is always the first to share it in the group.
Therefore, the group title given to him by the group leader is [Messenger Bird].
It has long been impossible to say when this group appeared.
However, this guy whose nickname is "I will always like Master Yi" is really a ruthless person. Every time Xia Chen posts a new video, she will send out red envelopes in the group, and the amount and amount are not small.
Some time ago, Ibrahimovic won the Bogaman Cup, and she was given a five-digit red envelope.
Even if they were divided evenly among this large group of 1,000 people, each person would be able to grab dozens of dollars on average.
Although most of the people in the group are trainers, they just want to have fun grabbing these red envelopes.
But it has to be said that the existence of red envelopes makes this non-existent Xia Chen fan group extremely active.
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It's eight o'clock on Sunday night, the end of the weekend, the last carnival of office workers and student parties.
The chat atmosphere in the group is lively, and the most amazing thing is that these people can talk about their own things without disturbing each other...
But the emergence of a video link disrupted this magical balance.
Sister Mizui is my wife: [pilipil video website: How did you know that I have heterochromatic silk?]
The atmosphere in the group suddenly became eerily quiet, and a few seconds later, a barrage of question marks filled the screen.
Even the group leader, who usually doesn’t do much except handing out red envelopes, and a man named [Iron Will] couldn’t help but participate.
Different-colored Lalu Lass?!
You know what you're talking about, shit!
After a barrage of question marks flooded the screen, silence returned to the group.
There is no doubt that almost everyone who is active has gone to watch Xia Chen’s latest Versailles video.
This video is not too short. Starting from the time when La Lulas' elf egg was brought back to the day before the elf egg hatches, Xia Chen's daily routine of taking care of the elf egg occupies the main part of this half-hour video.
Although it was a daily routine, it was not boring. Xia Chen's caregiving methods went from unfamiliar to skillful, and his attitude toward the Elf Egg Blind Box went from uneasy to peaceful, and in the end he was as loving as an old mother.
When the audience knew that the elf hatched in the end was the different-colored Larulas, this change was extremely effective.
Until the last five minutes of the video, when the small and cute La Lulas with short blue hair emerged from the elf egg, the entire video reached its climax.
At this time, it was also the moment when the barrage reached its terrifying peak.
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"Suck, suck, suck, suck!"
"I'm super, different-colored Lalu Lalu silk? Is it fake? Tell me that the blue hair is dyed, right?"
"This video is suspected of using intelligent synthesis technology, please be careful to identify the risks!"
"Ah ah ah ah, a blind box elf egg worth 300,000 yuan hatched out of a different color Lalu Las! Xia Chen, you really deserve to die!"
"Here! Lord! Die!"
"Master Yi reported the name of the competition, the competition was played by Master Yi, and even the rewards were chosen by Master Yi. This is a complete package. Master Ge, please write Master Yi into the family tree."
"Write it into the family tree? Isn't it too much to kowtow ten times to Master Yi every morning?"
"Stop talking about it, Master Yi will always be the European god! Make a wish for a different-colored iron dumbbell!"
“Wish for a round land shark!”
"You have too much appetite. I only need to wish for a Charmander."
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And when the scene of Xia Chen and La Lulas touching each other appeared, the half-hour video ended.
More than half an hour after the video was released, the pigeon cage returned to its usual bustle.
Obviously, the pigeons returned to their nests after watching the video.
Miss Mi Chun is my wife: "You are a dog, you are a dog, you are a dog! I want to scold Master Ge 10,000 times! It is not enough!"
The bottom of Gardevoir's skirt is so cool: "Isn't your wife Sister Mi Lun? Why are you so excited? I'm the one who should cry, right? Woohoo...The cat's head is in tears.jpg"
I will always like Lalu Lasi: "Password red envelope [I will always like Lalu Lasi!]"
"I will always like La Lulas!" xN
The number one in Guandu said affectionately: "The group leader made a big deal today and received more than a hundred! Thank you, rich woman, for being so generous!"
The goal is the Sinnoh League championship: "Hoho, the little rich woman's nickname changed so quickly. Is Master Yi no longer your favorite?"
I will always like La Lulas: "Password red envelope [I will always like Master Yi!]"
"I will always like Master Yi!" xN
The goal is the Sinnoh League champion: "...As expected of you, let's go and go to training. Bite the land shark and leave.jpg"
Try to learn to smile: "La Lulas is very cute, but she is still a little bit inferior to Morubeko. Morube can change her face.jpg"
Little fat purple guy: "What are you talking about? The only one who can be cuter than La Luras is Gengar!"
Soon, the group fell into a debate about which elf was the cutest, which could never be answered.
At this moment, this video titled [How do you know I have a different-colored lace?] is going viral on the p site at a terrifying growth rate...
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After posting that video, Xia Chen stopped paying attention to other things. He was now fully devoted to the newborn little Lalulas.
Although creatures like elves are much stronger than humans in terms of physical fitness, after all, they still need to pay more attention than normal at the most vulnerable time after birth.
Warm up the moo moo fresh milk you just ordered this morning, and luxuriously use a silk scarf to keep Lalu warm...
After working hurriedly all afternoon, La Lulas finally drank her first meal of milk and fell asleep slowly in Xia Chen's arms.
Xia Chen, who was taking care of a newborn elf for the first time, finally breathed a sigh of relief and leaned on the sofa to control the phone with one hand.
The first thing is to send a message to the head teacher, Lao Yang.
Xia Chen: [Teacher, I would like to take a week's leave.]
Yang Guanghui: [What’s wrong? Your attendance rate this semester is already very low, and you just took a week off. What’s the reason this time?]
Xia Chen was afraid of disturbing Lalu Lasi who had just fallen asleep in his arms, so he had to type less words and express his meaning as concisely as possible.
Xia Chen:[Maternity leave]
Yang Guanghui:[?]
Yang Guanghui: [Are you taking maternity leave? Your body structure allows you to take maternity leave??]
Yang Guanghui: [Or who are you going to accompany? Couldn’t it be...?]
Yang Guanghui: [Does her father know about this?]
Everyone in Xia Chen is numb, where is this going?
In fact, he just finished typing the words "maternity leave" and started typing again to explain, but the speed of one hand was really fast.
By the time he finished explaining completely, Lao Yang was already congratulating himself on becoming a father.
[I just hatched a heterochromatic Larurus today and I will stay at home to take care of her this week.]
After this message was sent, the other party was silent, followed by "This message has been withdrawn" one after another.
Yang Guanghui: [I know, I’ll approve it for you.]
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(When I looked at the character card today, I felt something was wrong, and then I realized that I forgot to add the male protagonist...)
