I really don’t know what Mr. Zhang was thinking back then, but he actually came up with such a method. It is said that it was because the emperor was lazy, and through this method, His Majesty would not have to suffer the consequences of leaving the palace.
Of course, Emperor Tiande was not lazy, but his father was.
It is said that the emperor was so lazy that except for eating, paying court, and sleeping with his concubines, he seemed to be able to let others do it for him.
It is precisely because of this that Emperor Tiande has been supervising the country as the prince for longer than he has been the emperor. During this period, the number of times "Yu Gongzi" was used was very small. Only six years ago, Emperor Tiande
He was injured while exercising on the bed with Concubine Ximen, so he only used Mr. Yu once.
And that Mr. Rain Tian Gan was eighteen years old. It was said that the young man was very good-looking, with a face like a silver basin and eyes as bright as stars. He was sitting in a chariot, holding up a leather shovel-like method to attract rain.
Parade in the streets.
When women on the street saw his proud appearance, they screamed and went crazy for him, throwing flowers and fruits. Mr. Yu’s car started from Xuanren Gate in the Imperial City and walked back and forth around Luoshui. The car was already full.
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Zhang Zhenren said that this was a sign of good fortune, but it turned out that heavy rains fell continuously for a month that year, causing the largest flood in the past century.
Emperor Tiande was furious and drove Master Zhang out of the Daxiangguo Temple and replaced him with an old monk as the great master. The old monk's name was Xuanku. Very few people had ever seen Xuanku. But I heard that
The old monk's martial arts skills were as high as that of a demon. Therefore, some people jokingly called him the demon monk.
That is, four years ago, the demon monk suddenly left Daxiangguo Temple, but last year the old monk came back. He came back from the west. Some people said that he went to Tianzhu to learn Buddhist scriptures. He traveled back and forth in three years, and the speed seemed too fast.
It was faster. However, people in the Liang Dynasty believed that Master Xuanku was not an ordinary person, so he should have superhuman speed.
In Ninghou Mansion (Wudinghou Mansion in Ning, Tang Dynasty), Mrs. Cao wore a gold-embroidered emerald lying rabbit on her head and an embroidered black and yellow robe. She sat in the Taishi chair and looked at the dozen men in front of her with a kind expression. Among them were the Tang family.
Yes, there are also members of the eight major general clans, all of whom are eighteen or nineteen years old.
But the old lady looked at it for a long time and felt dissatisfied. Those who looked tender lacked masculinity, while those who looked masculine looked rough. This would damage the image of the family. At this time, I remembered that in the ring that day
The prince's son-in-law is the Khitan warrior's son-in-law. He is fair and fair.
At that time, the distance was a little far, and the old lady couldn't see it very clearly. Now, when she looked carefully, the old lady with gray hair and childish face smiled slightly and said: "I think, let's choose him."
Master Zhang is no longer here. The person who came to preside over the ritual today is a monk, but it is not Master Xuanku, but one of his disciples. This disciple is not young at all, he looks to be nearly fifty years old, and his name is the same.
Su Ping was chosen as "Master Yu" out of nowhere. He had no idea what Master Yu did and what he needed to do. He just listened to the young eunuch Lu Shi who was accompanying him and said, "Don't be afraid, uncle. Your main task is
Sitting on the car, holding up the ritual objects. However, there are rules during the procession. If you hear women screaming, you must point the ritual objects at them. Because this is not only a ritual to pray for rain, but also a ritual to pray for a child.
When a woman asks for a child, she will throw flowers and fruits at Mr. Yu, and scream to attract him. Mr. Yu will point his magic weapon at them, and they will receive the blessing of the gods and become pregnant. Of course, this is
Superstitious statements are impossible to prove, but the Liang Dynasty people were so superstitious, and Su Ping had no choice.
Since he was selected, Su Ping could only follow the courtesy officer.
In fact, Qinghuafang is right next to the Imperial City. After leaving the west gate of Qinghuafang, it is directly opposite the East Palace. Soon after arriving in front of Xuanren Gate, Su Ping sat in a huge carriage as big as a small dump truck and rushed up.
A group of ceremony officials, holding clothes, rouge and gouache, tidied up Mr. Yu.
Now that he has arrived, he is content with it. Su Ping looks relatively calm. But the strange and colorful clothes on his body make his son-in-law look like an actor with oily hair and pink face.
Miss Six was a little worried that her son-in-law didn't know the etiquette and would make a fool of himself, so she arranged for Zhen Ping'er to accompany her. Zhen Ping'er was the first maid in brocade clothes that Su Ping saw when she came to the Duke's Mansion, and she was also the first maid to speak.
Holding the wedding silk to lead the bride-in-law into the wedding hall.
She was wearing the brocade robe given to her by Princess Fan. The brocade robe tightened the maid tightly and highlighted her pear-shaped figure, which was so graceful.
While the etiquette officials were still busy making arrangements, Su Ping and Zhen Ping'er chatted. They learned that Zhen Xiuwei in the Great Sima Guard was her cousin. But she was born to a concubine, the lowest maid in the Zhen Mansion.
, so she had no status in the family, so she was sent to the Duke's Mansion a long time ago to work as a maidservant for Miss Six, and accompany her to learn literature and martial arts.
The sixth lady was willing to study, but refused to practice martial arts. She sat on the ground and kicked her legs because she was too tired. Later, Princess Fengyang forced her to practice some kicking skills, such as the splits, the undersplit, etc., and she could be considered good at it. It is said that the sixth lady can run.
It's pretty fast, and this is the ultimate goal of her martial arts training.
The sixth lady refused to work hard to practice martial arts, but instead she made two servant girls successful. It is said that Zhen Ping'er and Wang Jin'er are both very good in martial arts.
According to their characteristics, Shun Neiyuan taught Zhen Ping'er how to learn "Wind and Thunder Legs". The long legs of the maidservant in Jinyi were thrown up, whistling in the wind and making a crackling sound; while Wang Jin'er learned the swordsmanship "Wind Chasing Life".
The sword in his hand dances like thunder and lightning, strong wind and thunder.
Zhen Ping'er asked her husband-in-law, what kind of martial arts have you practiced?
Su Ping couldn't answer it.
"The old mentor is so mysterious that he doesn't mention his name, and his martial arts are also very mysterious, and they have no names. It even feels like he picked them up with ease, and they are all internal skills, with almost no external skills.
Family moves. My old mentor said that if you have high internal strength to a certain level, you can win without any moves. But those who only practice routine moves are just pretentious and fake. In a real actual battle, they will only make a fool of themselves."
Zhen Ping'er stared at her big, smart eyes and said with a smile: "My uncle's internal skills are so profound. If he learns some more external skills, wouldn't he be able to reach a higher level? Especially those external skills that can improve the level of internal skills.
, which makes my uncle even more powerful."
Su Ping smiled politely and tried to remain modest.
"Set off!"
After everything was prepared, the Li Guan roared, and the long rain-seeking team set off. The Li Guan's roar also ended the conversation between Su Ping and Zhen Ping'er. Su Ping sat in the car, and Zhen Ping'er followed.
Next to him, he held a small flag.
Su Ping also had a magic weapon in his hand, which looked like a leather shovel and was so ugly.
When setting off, Su Ping was still beating the drum in her heart, worrying whether she would be much worse than her adopted son-in-law named Tian?
When someone comes out, there are countless screams, and there are countless flowers and fruits. But when you come out, the street is deserted?
But Su Ping's worries were unnecessary. Although Mr. Yu's last trip caused a once-in-a-hundred-year flood, it also proved that this move was very effective. As a result, those who were seeking children also felt that it was very effective. When they heard
Today, the Tang family members are praying for rain, and women seeking children come out in large numbers.
At this time, there were more than 800,000 people living in Luoyang City. In the Liang Dynasty, where "a childless family was a destitute", people who wanted to have sons were everywhere. Women were running all the way holding flowers and various fruits.
They rushed to the chariot and threw it enthusiastically. They screamed wildly.
The overwhelming flowers and fruits were like a downpour, falling down indiscriminately. Su Ping hurriedly responded, avoiding the fruits while waving magic weapons at the group of screaming women. The woman who was pointed out believed that she was favored by the gods.
, kneeling on the ground and kowtow.
More and more people gathered, and the scene was noisy and overcrowded. Jin Wuwei rushed out to maintain order. Before they were halfway through, the car was full. Mr. Yu sat on the fruits and flowers, with a look of helplessness and exhaustion on his face.
But he was still waving the magic weapon in his hand, pointing at the women who were asking for children.
Because he felt that those women were very pitiful and couldn't bear to let them go in vain.
In the crowded crowd, they screamed at the top of their lungs. There was a woman from a poor family who couldn't afford fruit, so she picked up wild flowers from the roadside. Su Ping would not ignore them because of their poverty, and would definitely point the magic weapon at them without discrimination.
they.
Looking at their sincere and pleading eyes, if what I did could really bring them sons, I would feel happy.
But there are exceptions. For example, just now Su Ping saw a well-dressed woman. The servants around her were fierce and they pushed away a group of poor people. She rushed to the front. She brought a basket of winter pears, grabbed the winter pears and threw them at Su Ping.
.Shout loudly: Let me have a husband as handsome as Mr. Yu.
Su Ping ignored her.
She threw up a basket of winter pears and screamed three times.
Su Ping still ignored her, but pointed the magic weapon at the poor women who had been pushed away by the evil slave just now.
Su Ping also has a stubborn temper. He is afraid of others being submissive, but he is not afraid of others acting arrogantly.
The woman in brocade clothes walked away angrily. Judging from her lips moving, she was probably cursing.
"It's all over."
This mischievous rain-seeking activity lasted all afternoon. Many beggars came over and picked up fallen fruits on the roadside.
Although Su Ping was good at martial arts, he could not withstand the attack of thousands of arrows and was beaten by the women with flowers and fruits.
The ceremonial robe sent by the Ministry of Etiquette now looked colorful. Zhen Ping'er said with a smile, "My uncle now looks like a flower."
Su Ping said, I look like an eggplant beaten by frost.
The courtesy officer said that the dress would be given to Mr. Yu, and Su Ping was not polite.
Returning to Qinghuafang, we first went to Mei Pavilion. I heard that Tang Mei personally took action today and took down two dispatchers.
Su Ping felt that Tang Mei was making rapid progress. Once she got familiar with her job, he could leave Okura and go work in the county.
At this time, Senior Sister Mei sent a message saying that the county magistrate handed her a warehouse of files and ordered her to solve ten old cases within three months, otherwise she would be punished.
The county magistrate has said that this county does not support idlers, let alone waste.