Chapter 827: The Poison Master Wants to Be a Professor
Chapter 827 Poison Master Wants to Become a Professor
Author: Xiao Xisui
Chapter 827 Poison Master Wants to Become a Professor
Because Linyin wanted to smoke and had to go on duty at the Sea of Hillis, she took the first step.
Xu Yang checked Xu Cheng and Paopao's homework and found that it was not very good.
"This won't work." Xu Yang shared his worries with Baby Lila.
"They have at least 200 years to live, and they won't take the college diploma until they are 60 years old." Baby Lila comforted Xu Yang.
"Then she will be a fool for a long time. This is not okay." Xu Yang was worried and could not let Xu Cheng be looked down upon.
"Then give it a proper reminder, but most children at this age won't listen," Baby Lila said.
"My grades are too bad, I can't even go to middle school." Xu Yang warned them after class was over.
"Woooo..." Paopao was sad.
"It's no big deal! Sister Linyin left me several million." Xu Cheng's morale was at its peak.
Xu Yang thought that Linyin had prepared a large-amount account for Xu Cheng back then. He saw that Xu Cheng was a little fool and was worried that the little fool would not be able to support himself, so he set it up. Unexpectedly, now it happened to be the one that Xu Cheng didn't work hard for.
reason.
"Although the schools teach all general courses, we still have to try our best to master them," Xu Yang said.
"But for mathematics and the like, wouldn't it be nice to let Weaver Star Niang answer it? And the endorsement, why do you need to memorize it? They are all things that can be found by searching, why do you have to work so hard to put them in your mind? It's also for me to
Just let Weaver Star Niang carry it." Xu Cheng knocked on his head.
"I am happy to answer your questions! Provide all-round support!" Weaver Star Niang was very satisfied when she heard that they wanted to consult artificial intelligence.
"It would be impossible to live like this. Wouldn't it be nice if all things were left to artificial intelligence to solve?" Xu Yang said.
"Isn't that the way it is?" Xu Cheng wondered, "Everyone is using robots, so just let the robots think and work."
"Then don't you want to be a pilot? In the future, all pilots will be driven by AI, so you won't have the chance to fly a plane." Xu Yang reminded.
"That's beyond my control. Isn't the Shenhui now driven by Sister Zhixingniang?" Xu Cheng didn't care and argued with his father.
Xu Yang was somewhat distracted by Xu Cheng.
Xu Cheng has faced a highly developed world since he was born, and Xu Yang has protected him from the wind and rain. When Xu Yang grew up, technology was not as developed as it is today, and he had no parents since he was a child. There is a huge difference in the concepts of the two generations.
"But aren't all of this, including Star Weaver, other AIs, and other robots, all for the purpose of making you better? They are not a reason for you to stay where you are." Xu Yang reminded.
"The test given by the virtual school is too stupid. The test should be open book. Let us see what we don't know and then copy it from the book. Then the score will be good and I will know what to study. It will be the best of both worlds. If I open a school, I will
I will do this." Xu Cheng said happily.
"Yes, as long as a brain-computer interface and a memory storage unit are installed in the brain, the knowledge accumulated over several years can be learned in a few hours." Weaver Star Niang added fuel to the fire.
"Then all human beings are lazy." Xu Yang felt helpless about this lazy future. Many people are becoming increasingly decadent and losing their enterprising and pioneering spirit in the support of machines and advanced AI.
"Maybe you should study hard? You shouldn't read those articles anymore." Paopao persuaded Xu Cheng weakly.
"What article?" Xu Yang was curious.
Xu Cheng took his father to read a series of articles written by a witch named Poison Master criticizing current shortcomings in education.
Poison Master emphasized how unfortunate it is for ordinary people to study hard. They spend more than ten years of their precious lives in a long academic career. However, children from rich families can download compressed knowledge files in just a few minutes, and the efficiency of absorbing knowledge is almost as high as that of normal people.
More than a thousand times.
Therefore, the best way is to lie down, give up competition, and live in peace with the world. The world has always been a playground for rich people. As long as ordinary people can spend their lives leisurely, it will be fine.
"Her self-rescuer association went bankrupt on its own, and it collapsed because everyone was sitting on nothing." Xu Yang disagreed.
"Ah, but Sister Poison Master is my idol!" Xu Cheng clasped his hands together, his eyes shining, "I don't want to study anymore! Studying is so hard!"
"The bad influence on young people is immeasurable..." In order for Xu Cheng to study hard, Xu Yang opened the poison master's box and went to find her.
Poison Master lives in a luxurious apartment on the coast of Shangjing. She opened the door to greet her in pajamas. The dark purple nightgown wrapped around her bold body looked particularly charming. Although she was not tall, she had a top-notch figure.
, it’s so textured that you can’t wait to pick it up.
"What kind of wind brings you here?" Poison Master said with a smile, holding a cup of coffee in his hand.
"This kid said he would have a future if he didn't study, and he also said he was inspired by you." Xu Yang picked up Xu Cheng.
Xu Cheng chuckled, while Paopao stood behind Xu Yang and pulled the corner of his clothes.
"You must read books," Poison Master disagreed, "otherwise, how can you make money?"
"Quaa? Money?" Xu Cheng opened his eyes wide.
"Can Nisto reduce the price of yachts? I bought this apartment and a yacht, and my money is almost gone. I can only write some harsh articles to make ends meet." Poison Master
smiled.
"Gah...the cruel real society!" Xu Cheng learned humbly.
"Yes, little fool, you have to be very smart, and then package your radical views to disturb the public's psychology and capture their emotions." The poison master's fingers circled on the top of Xu Cheng's little nose, "Finally.
, a kid like you who doesn’t like to study will love what I write.”
"Quaipor!" Xu Cheng gently bit the poison master's finger.
"I'm afraid writing articles is not enough to support my current life." Xu Yang felt that the poison master had never done a serious job.
"Yes, so I hope Mr. Xu can help me." The poison master's eyes wandered over Xu Yang.
"It depends." Xu Yang put Xu Cheng down.
She walked around the poison master's exquisite living room. The whole room was in a new island style, with modern lanterns hanging and a wooden table made of synthetic materials in the middle. These furniture were all very expensive.
Xu Cheng took off his shoes and felt the itchy touch of the new tatami with his little feet.
"It's the distribution system in the Nisto Company Information Center - I want to find a job, I want to find a teaching job in Witch Academy, but every time I visit the information center, it pops up an interface to persuade me to work in the scientific research department.
Of course I know that the Scientific Research Department is the most 'suitable' for me, but I still want to go to the academy. How can I get the machine to send me to the academy?" Poison Master frowned.
"The purpose of the design of the information center is to let people go to the most suitable place, the place that is most in line with their nature. If you go to the academy, it will lead a large group of little witches to stop studying. I think the information system handles it quite well.
"Yes." Xu Yang said.
"Please, please help me check the background records. How can I find a job in the academy?" Poison Master was looking forward to it.
"Can't you apply for a job directly with the Witch Club? Although the information center of Nisto Company can directly give you a letter of introduction and a quota, the Witch Club and the Academy Council are also very convenient," Xu Yang said.
"I have always maintained a relatively distant relationship with the Witch Club. It's really embarrassing to suddenly ask them for help." The Poison Master said.
"Where's the Witch's Dream?" Xu Yang suddenly thought of Falosa's mechanism.
"It's too troublesome. I haven't moved since I was sleeping." The poison master disagreed.
"Then you can lie down in reality."
"No, I still have 25 installments of loan on the apartment, and I also owe a lot on the yacht. I have to find a way to fill the holes. Otherwise, I will have no choice but to sell the poison to the black market." The poison master said innocently.
"I remember you were not like this before." Xu Yang said.
"I want to bring down the company, but Nisto is standing over my head. Tell me, do you want me to defeat Nisto? Forget it, I am no longer as reckless as before. In Nisto
The most important thing is to live a good life under the protection of the company." Poison Master sighed.
If you live within the company's order, you have to live like a company member——!
"...It seems that the information center wants you to write some papers on toxicology, poison magic teaching and education. After submission, the multi-eyed demon branch will review it, and then you will hopefully be 'assigned' to the academy by the information center
Went." Xu Yang checked the internal mechanism.
"Ah, I also saw this prompt the other day. I thought it was joking on me." The poison master laughed dumbly.
"You have to work hard, there are many other poisonous witches. Start writing now." Xu Yang said.
Just as she was told, the poison master began her thesis in her luxurious apartment.
Xu Cheng volunteered to stay and help with simple tasks such as printing materials.
"Hey? Are you studying hard to make money?" Xu Cheng stood on tiptoe and watched the poison master working hard, constantly collecting information to write a thesis.
"Yes, money is very important." The poison master raised her hand to her chest, with the palm facing up, and her thumb and index finger bent into a circle, which was a gesture to express money.
"Money, money, money, money, money~" Xu Cheng also imitated the gesture of money and made a coin shape with his hands.
"It's hard to move without money." Poison Master said meaningfully.
"How many millions do I have?" Xu Cheng was happy.
"That's nothing. Really great technology and exclusive fun cost more money. Don't you want your own luxury shuttle? If you always live in dad's machine, you will also want to have your own machine."
The poison master writes vigorously and quickly.
"My own shuttle..." Xu Cheng's eyes lit up and he was very excited about this idea.
"Right, if you want to have your own luxury shuttle, then, oh, several million will be gone. Then the subsequent engine maintenance, charging and fuel costs are about the same as buying a new shuttle. Ah! This world is like
It’s so exciting that one can’t help but want to spend a lot of it, imported luxury goods, clothes and jewelry, and mobile phones that are updated every three weeks. If money is really spent, it’s too wasteful. What exists in this world?
The underlying logic is to ask you to spend every last penny you have." Poison Master said.
"Quick." Xu Cheng felt quite amazing. It would be best to be a rich man.
The poison master writes papers during the day, and continues to write articles to criticize and educate at night. He also contacts members of past self-rescuer associations to raise some funds.
"Didn't we say that children should study hard? Why are they still writing these articles to persuade everyone not to study?" Xu Cheng stood on a stool and massaged the poison master's shoulders.
"Huh..." Poison Master closed his eyes and rested, "What you write to make money may not necessarily be in line with your true thoughts, or the true thoughts you express often cannot make money."
"You are so dishonest." Xu Cheng said.
"This is reality." Poison Master nodded disapprovingly.
"Hey, the real world." Xu Cheng studied carefully.
The poison master was silent for a while.
"I didn't tell your father about a lot of things. In fact, it was about the association of self-rescuers. Many people asked me to refund their membership fees, but I tried to find a way to return them. As a result, there was indeed a problem with the capital chain. Now the bank is in a hurry to collect the money. So...
, you can’t get a loan no matter what. Banks are just bastards who borrow umbrellas on sunny days and take away umbrellas on rainy days. You must pay attention to managing your own wealth. No matter how powerful artificial intelligence is, it cannot save human beings from being irrational." Poison Master told Xu Cheng.
"Quack!" Xu Cheng learned humbly. The bank was so bad that it broke the bank.
The poison master wrote the paper and submitted it, and then gave a bottle of poison as a gift to Xu Yang's family. Whether he can successfully join the Witch Academy as a witch professor still depends on subsequent quality inspections.
Strangely, Xu Cheng began to study hard and took the initiative to find opportunities to make up classes. His grades improved significantly. It seemed that he could finally go to junior high school.
"Are you studying for money?" Xu Yang chatted with Xu Cheng, "That would also go astray."
Xu Cheng put his feet together and raised his right hand to salute Xu Yang.
"It's tiring to study for money, and it's dishonest to study for the cruel reality. But I want to be a child that my father will be proud of in the future! So, I want to go to middle school! Gua!" she said.