-[No goal was scored in the last twenty minutes or so? I have taken off my pants and I have no money to pay!]
-[Morata, Batshuayi, what a devilish striker.]
-[Force the cake into their mouths and they will spit it out...]
-[Haha, that’s so stupid, I shot from close range, the football bounced off the post and hit me in the face!]
-[Chelsea should buy Sterling, the three of them will form a happy trident.]
-[Tuchel, danger.]
...
competition is over.
Some extreme Tottenham fans threw debris wildly, and ship smoke bombs sprayed out strong and pungent gas.
At night, White Hart Lane suddenly bloomed with patches of beautiful red light.
The stars are shining brightly.
The evening breeze is slightly intoxicating.
Various curses rang out from the stands.
They were not targeting all Chelsea players, but also the referee - Anthony Taylor.
Security personnel began emergency evacuation work.
After Li Kang took a shower, changed into his sports clothes, and walked out of the tunnel a few steps, he was escorted into the tunnel by the coaching staff and teammates.
A rooster crow sounded in my ears.
He turned his head.
A happy little rooster quietly appeared in the field of vision, chasing me happily.
...
Why are Tottenham hated by Premier League clubs?
Let’s not mention the recent ones.
More than a hundred years ago, because the founder of Tottenham Hotspur was a Jew and several of its owners were also Jewish, they were not accepted by the Football Association.
That was the late nineteenth century.
Put aside the issue of faith.
Jews like to lend money at usury, and they also like to collude with evil forces, oppress ordinary people, and drive up prices... All kinds of misdeeds have aroused people's resentment.
The FA didn't want to play with Tottenham at that time.
later.
An Austrian art student who failed to pass the exam came up with a plan.
Later later.
The northeastern section of White Hart Lane became a refuge for Jews.
After many years.
Levi still likes to emphasize in interviews that he and the club owner are both Jewish.
This guy abruptly relabeled Tottenham as a Jew.
Of course, their recruitment methods also have a distinct Jewish style.
It's a good thing Levi doesn't emphasize the "Jewish" label.
This emphasis aroused the anger of fans of various clubs: You Jews, how dare you racially discriminate against our players on weekdays?
Big nose gesture.
Throw a coin.
Spit.
Just use this traditional anti-Semitic behavior to insult you Tottenham Hotspur.
The FA is very passive. They can only express symbolically: "Anti-Semitic behavior is not acceptable."
so.
No matter how strong Tottenham's combat effectiveness is, it will be difficult to increase its commercial value.
Regardless of the club level, this group of players at Tottenham is still very good.
In the passage.
Toby and Vertonghen took the initiative to hug Hazard.
Sissoko touched Kante's head.
The hostility in the game has long since dissipated without a trace.
the other side.
Buffon was interviewed by media reporters.
His face was filled with spring breeze and his tone was excited:
"Tonight is a milestone in my career. At the age of 39, scoring my first goal in the Premier League as a goalkeeper is a wonderful thing."
"Before joining Chelsea, I thought that the responsibility I would shoulder would be very heavy and that I would experience a wonderful journey full of difficulties, obstacles and hopes! The result... you have seen it."
"Fighting alongside Lee, I always feel a few years younger sometimes."
...
Post-match press conference.
Tuchel looked serious and said seriously:
"Everything is under the control of me and Li."
"We can work together and I won't object to any of his decisions on the court."
"The coaching staff and players get along very well, and Chelsea's journey is smooth."
The reporters applauded one after another.
Dino widened his eyes, turned his head, and looked at the Chelsea coach with a solemn expression in surprise.
What about the agreed upon tactical ideals?
What are the detailed requirements agreed upon?
Why are you becoming more and more Top-like?
After a while.
Pochettino entered the stadium and looked a little confused when facing the camera.
"Before the 65 minutes of the game, before Lee came off the field, I couldn't find any flaws in this Chelsea team."
...
Cobham training base.
Dino finished the post-match summary for everyone, and the team members went back to their homes.
Kanter looked admiring: "Lee, you are so great. You actually gave up the chance of a hat trick to your teammates. We will definitely work hard to help you break the record!"
Captain Cahill also cast a look full of respect at this time.
Li Kang: "..."
He didn't think much about it at the time. The penalty kick opportunity was created by Pedro. With four goals to seal the victory, what was there to give in to?
[It is detected that the friendliness of this teammate towards you has been reached, and the bond is established.]
[Blue Bond: Giant Tower Lv1.]
[You and Gary Cahill’s frontal defense and aerial control have been slightly improved.]
[This bond is only triggered when two people play at the same time.]
...
Got home on time.
Li Kang did not watch other opponents' game videos.
Instead, he gradually understood Wenger's "first move" when he watched the replays of the games since he joined Chelsea. When he was placed in a lineup with no obvious shortcomings.
The mechanical and cold electronic synthesized sound sounded again.
[Ding! Mission accomplished: evenly matched.]
[Task receipt: You are too cruel...]
[Task reward: Tottenham Legend·Platinum Treasure Chest.]
A treasure box with the White Lily team logo is suspended in mid-air.
Li Kang didn't look at the prize pool.
[The platinum treasure chest is opening... Congratulations on getting: Bell's "Colorful Clouds" module (permanent passive)]
[Between two points, Bell is the shortest.]
【Soleus muscle, the enemy of life.】
[Two hours of charging, five minutes of talk time.]
[Overtaking on the outer road, overtaking on the drainage channel!]
【You know nothing about eating raw.】
[Why do I have to be scolded and insulted by my teammates for calling my mother a machine girl when I create my own opportunities?]
[Additional additional effects: Speed 90→99.]
[Module linkage effect: Greatly increase the triggering probability of the "Great Sage Arrival" module. 】
[Additional negative effect: Your probability of soleus muscle injury is greatly increased...]
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A warm white glow enveloped Li Kang.
There is no interference from any negative emotions.
Countless fragments flooded into my mind crazily.
...
October is about to enter.
The selection of the Golden Globe Awards has also gradually occupied the hot searches of major online media.
FIFA President Xi Infantino participated in the summit forum.
The topic naturally involves the suspense of the Golden Globe Awards.
"No suspense,"
"Lee had a dominant performance last season. He led Arsenal to win the Triple Crown. He continued to play despite being injured in the Champions League final. He scored 48 goals and 32 assists in the year! He is the best."
"He will definitely win the Ballon d'Or!"
"The act of voting is equivalent to shipping coal to Newcastle."
After the 16th century, Newcastle was the coal capital of England. This proverb means: carrying coal on your back and going to the coal capital is a waste of time.
The bald man spoke with excitement and high spirits.
As soon as this statement came out.
The media reporters immediately smelled something unusual: this scene seemed familiar.
A big backlash, causing hatred.
The interview video immediately became a hot search on major online platforms.
The number of comments, likes and retweets has skyrocketed.
-[No more, Li Mingdeng’s golden ball is gone! Familiar script! 】
-【How could it be possible without the triple crown champion core!】
- [You are too young. Think about Bayern’s core team that won the Triple Crown back then. What was the result? Another super giant who had failed to win the Golden Ball won the Ballon d’Or! It is even more difficult for midfielders and backfield players to win the Ballon d’Or! 】
-[Can the super midfielder who conquered Europe not win the Golden Ball? 】
-[Refer to Zidane in 2000, who led the team to win the European Cup with a single core, and even though he had a French household registration, he still couldn't win the Ballon d'Or.]
-[2010 Sneijder:...]
-[According to the script: the giants exert pressure, Infantino apologizes for his remarks, denies the inside story of the Golden Ball, then postpones the voting, and finally looks at the goals in the World Cup qualifiers to decide who is the Golden Ball winner!]
-【Damn it, are you going to select the Golden Ball winner through the qualifiers? My blood pressure is rising.】
-[It doesn’t matter, if Li Mingdeng fails to win this year’s Golden Ball, this award will completely lose credibility from now on.]
...
The Ballon d'Or selection incident caused quite a stir.
Major celebrities in football spoke enthusiastically.
"Beckenbauer: The Golden Globes need to ensure fairness."
"Wenger: Ballon d'Or needs to ensure fairness."
"Cruyff: If Lee doesn't win the Ballon d'Or, I think the current judges are not suitable to work in the football industry."
"Maradona: Fuck the Ballon d'Or."
"Pogba's brother: Lee and Paul are the brightest twin stars of the young generation of European midfielders. He certainly deserves the Ballon d'Or."
...
There are still two months until the Ballon d'Or result.
The assistants and major sponsors including Puma were very busy.
Eclipse number.
Candlelight flickers.
An old-fashioned loudspeaker plays "Volga Boatmen's Song".
Abramovich hosted a banquet for all the coaching staff and Chelsea players. He patted Li Kang on the shoulder and said, "What's so good about that crap? I'll have someone make dozens of pure gold ones for you."
That said.
What the Blues boss was thinking was: Damn it, you want to grab the golden ball? Come and try!
Now that a Golden Ball winner has really been born, how could Chelsea and the FA give up so easily?
Li Kang smiled and shook his head.
He didn't pay too much attention to these things.
...
The days passed like this day by day.
Tuchel still changes the complex obstacle course training mode every few days.
The coaching staff and teammates never mentioned the Ballon d'Or, but they started to "transfuse blood" intentionally or unintentionally during training.
In the blink of an eye.
Premier League match day is coming.
Chelsea vs West Bromwich Albion at home.
Thrush's talent tree is off-center.
It doesn't look like a football club.
They were full of honors last season: the Medical and Scientific Team Award, a major research breakthrough in sports psychology, a major reform of nutritional diet, a new plan for emergency treatment, the lowest injury cost and the lowest serious injury rate in the Premier League...
What about the record? A losing streak all the way.
Just a few rounds into the season, you have to start preparing for relegation in advance.
The head coach of West Bromwich Albion is Tony Prince, who has the same name as an NPC with a distinctive personality in the "GTA" series.
Lao Pu feels miserable.
At the pre-match press conference, I felt the intimidating power of world-famous coach Tuchel.
The Thrush determined the mission goal of this game early: draw and escape from Stamford Bridge.
...
Stamford Bridge.
It's as quiet as a library.
A small number of fans hugged the young model, sipping wine and enjoying the game in the stands.
More fans tried their best to wave the team flags and hold up slogans and banners.
"CTV5! CTV5! Good evening, viewers."
"The live broadcast for you now is the seventh round of the 2017/18 Premier League season."
"Chelsea v West Bromwich Albion at home."
"The blue lion meets the thrush!"
"Can West Bromwich Albion survive like in the fairy tale?"
"Let's wait and see!"
"The following introduces you to the lineups of both sides."
"Chelsea's formation is 4-3-3!"
"Goalkeeper:..."
...
There were no accidents in the game situation.
Under Li Kang's organization and instigation, the blue lion madly bit the thrush.
8th minute of the game.
"good chance!"
"Hazard got rid of it continuously and took it sideways! Cut inside!"
"You can open the door yourself!"
"Hey? How do you pass it on to Li Kang?"
"pretty!"
"The ball is in!"
The teammates enthusiastically pulled Li Kang to the corner flag area and raised their hands to signal the fans to cheer more enthusiastically!
All of a sudden.
The whole Stamford Bridge is echoing Li Kang's name.
...
The 23rd minute of the game.
Li Kang made a right dunk, easily shook off Barry, and sent a pass at the top of the penalty area.
The football fell lightly to the right side of the penalty area.
Morata jumped high.
Header... ferry.
"What are you doing?"
"Why are you passing the ball at this time?"
"Wow!"
"The ball is in!"
"It's Li Kang again, scoring twice!"
"It's not easy to collect data on the Premier League stage. Chelsea should be more cautious."
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The 42nd minute of the game.
West Bromwich Albion get chance to counterattack!
Chelsea's formation quickly got back into position.
Snapped!
Buffon easily defused the danger and then hit a powerful hand throw!
William caught the ball at the center line...
Still passing the ball to Li Kang who is diagonally behind!
Chelsea No. 10 instantly turns on racing mode!
"quick!"
"too fast!"
"The camera can no longer capture the swing of his legs!"
"The ball passed!"
"Li Kang passed the ball to himself two seconds later!"
"Soaring into the clouds and driving through the mist!"
Li Kang hit the ball to the thirty-meter area!
Balotelli's shadow appeared in his field of vision.
Wai oh Wisme!
Before the opponent's goalkeeper Foster got close.
Boom!
A large arc heavy artillery piece that shocked everyone!
Breaking through the door of West Bromwich Albion again!
"Coming in again!"
"hat trick!"
"Before the end of the first half, Chelsea's Mr. 250 million completed a hat-trick!"
"Another massacre!"
"The whole Chelsea team seems to be deliberately giving the opportunity to Li Kang!"
"Stamford Bridge has given birth to a young version of Cruyff!"
Not just the whole team.
The coaching staff also has very consistent ideas.
Tuchel made vigorous gestures in the command area, indicating that the details of the "cake feeding" for the players could be made more perfect!
...
finally.
The referee blew the whistle to end the game.
The whole Stamford Bridge echoed with the hero's name.
"Lee!!!"
"A mind-blowing match!"
"The fifth son has passed the exam!"
"Record Night!"
"Li Kang became the sixth player in Premier League history to score five goals in a single game!"
"It's hard to imagine what kind of strange...legendary superstar this Chelsea team will give birth to!"
...
The teammates lay panting on the turf.
Li Kang believes that there is no need to deliberately "feed cakes" to himself...This will slow down the offensive rhythm and make the team's overall operation more rigid.
Tuchel handed over a towel and said in a serious tone: "Go to the locker room and rest."
Dino quickly echoed: "Yes, we can't play like this against Manchester United in the next round."
...
Madrid.
Spanish Football Federation building.
Mignano crumpled the newspaper into a ball and threw it into the trash can.
"Want to select the Golden Ball winner by scoring in the qualifying matches again?"