Before the game was over, major media outlets in the Premier League had already started discussions about Li Kang.
Five goals in a single game.
Lineker boasted wildly as always, mentioning things like butt licking at every turn.
Alan Shearer frowned, then showed a scornful expression.
He solemnly stated:
"Lee will definitely be able to break my scoring record! I became his fan."
"What a wonderful era, we should be grateful that we will still be able to enjoy the wonderful performances of the legendary midfielder for a long time!"
Neville: "..."
It is irrefutable that Alan Shearer's Premier League single-season record of 34 goals has been dusted for 22 years and has not been broken yet.
Ferdinand added: "The tactical harmony between Lee and Tuchel is worth learning from every Premier League club."
...
Stamford Bridge is like a churning blue ocean.
All eyes were fixed on Chelsea No. 10 on the pitch.
The hand touching the young model in the box didn't know when to let go, and it turned into a round of applause.
The hands are really clapping.
When spiritual needs are temporarily satisfied, who cares about physical desires.
“e on Chelsea!!!”
Cahill led the players in saluting the stands.
Tuchel and Dino raised their arms and shouted.
Blues fans know in their hearts: Another deep blue dynasty has quietly begun...
...
The words are divided into two parts.
De Gea is miserable.
At American Express Stadium, the ninety-minute battle ended.
The LED scoreboard in mid-air showed a score that broke the hearts of Red Devils fans: Brighton 1:0 Manchester United.
Maguire gently analyzed the defensive mistakes, and De Gea was on the verge of tears.
Pogba, wearing a colorful new hairstyle, walked towards the tunnel nonchalantly.
Mourinho looked grim.
The contradiction between the master and the apprentice, who have strong personalities, is getting deeper and deeper.
Mourinho likes Pogba very much, and his initial admonishment was very gentle.
But the little French guy is too lazy, often distracted during games, posts videos of people having fun when they lose, and publicly criticizes Mourinho's tactical problems in front of the media...
Tolerate.
Mourinho really endured it.
The older I get, the more tolerant I am of young players.
'This kid is just not very smart... he is rather naive.'
In two or three inconsequential games, he put Pogba on the bench, preparing to use this method to wake up the little black egg.
The results of it?
Manchester United's top brass are not happy.
Manchester United local fans are angry.
Crazy pressure: You spent 100 million to buy a super genius, but you put him on the bench?
The key to the conflict between the master and apprentice is that the club management is too chaotic and does not give Mourinho 100% decision-making power within the team.
'Manchester United head coach is a very complicated position.'
Does Mourinho hate Pogba?
The answer is: not annoying.
It's more like a teacher's hatred for his students.
after many years.
When the two met again, Mourinho took the initiative to shake hands and hug Pogba.
...
Mixed interview area.
Pogba, who had changed into sportswear and was passing by with a schoolbag on his back, was immediately stopped by reporters.
The reporters hurriedly asked several questions: the reason for the defeat, the relationship with Mourinho, and the comparison with Li Kang.
The French little black egg's expression changed (actually, it was hard to tell whether it had changed or not).
During this period, he had an innocent, lively, straightforward and innocent personality.
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
"I like Li very much. I wonder if you are satisfied with this answer?"
The expression is impatient.
I was also impatient.
snort.
When you win the World Cup next year, you don't care what Mourinho or Li Kang...
...
Two days later.
Madrid Las Rozas Training Base.
The cool breeze blows, making people feel more comfortable.
"Li, you are finally here."
De Gea took off his gloves and ran over.
He looked happy and had mixed feelings in his heart.
If Manchester United changes to a new goalkeeper this season, it is estimated that there will be five minutes of funny highlights in the pre-season.
Mignano pressed his hands down to let the Manchester United goalkeeper calm down.
Bosque, with his big belly, said cheerfully: "Relax, our next opponent is Liechtenstein. We beat them 8-0 last year, so the game is not difficult."
Morata handed the luggage to the base staff.
Looking over the training ground: Cazorla, David Silva, Iniesta, Koke, Saul, Isco...
How did you come up with a winning lineup for the European Cup in a brutal game?
The Confederations Cup doesn't even have this kind of treatment.
...
Choosing which venue to play in the Spanish national team's home games is a very complicated issue.
It has nothing to do with stadium equipment or players, it involves ****.
Anyway, it is impossible to go to Catalonia during this historical period.
Del Bosque ultimately chose the Bernabeu.
"The last time the Bernabeu served as the home ground for the national team was back in 2011."
"Forget all the unpleasant things, we will fight side by side tonight."
In the locker room.
Ramos and Iniesta loudly encouraged their teammates.
Didn't get an enthusiastic response.
Only De Gea nodded seriously: "I'm very happy."
...
The magnificent Bernabeu Stadium is like a white palace.
The cheers from the stands on all sides were like carols.
Fans from the Iberian Peninsula gathered here to witness a goal feast.
"Good evening, viewers."
"The live broadcast for you now is the 2018 World Cup qualifiers."
“Spain vs. Liechtenstein.”
"The fighting spirit of both sides is doubtful. The result of last year's confrontation was 8-0."
"The Matador Corps secured first place in the group and qualified early."
"Liechtenstein was eliminated early."
"The following introduces you to the lineups of both sides."
"Spain's formation is 3-6-1!"
"Goalkeeper: De Gea."
"Defenders: Azpilicueta, Pique, Ramos."
"Midfielder: Li Kang, David Silva, Iniesta, Fabregas, Saul, Cazorla."
"Forward: Isco..."
"A forward-less formation under the framework of three central defenders!"
Studio.
The audience was stunned.
Is it necessary to resort to the ultimate no-forward formation when playing a team with a weak team?
Use nuclear bombs to dig rat holes?
...
Liechtenstein is nicknamed the "Stamp Kingdom". As of 2017, the country's population was only 37,000.
How small is the land area?
You get on the bus and before you finish smoking a cigarette, you are leaving the country.
The people of this country are very optimistic and resourceful.
In 1866, Prussia and Austria went to war.
The small stamp was caught in the middle. In order to avoid being accidentally injured, it chose to join the Austrian camp.
And sent a team of 80 people to attack Prussia!
As a result, 81 people came back...
That's right.
Little Stamp also kidnapped a husband and took him home.
...
Li Kang stepped onto the green field.
The evening breeze ruffled his black hair and clothes.
[‘Hero of Iberia’ triggers! 】
...
The game is without any suspense.
finally.
Spain 12:0 Liechtenstein.
The ultimate frontless formation, full firepower.
Li Kang scored 9 goals in a single game, breaking the World Cup qualifying record!
His teammates surrounded him tightly.
Mignano and Diego Costa walked out of the bench, turned to face the stands, and raised their arms.
What they responded to was a landslide and tsunami of cheers!