"I went out to have breakfast in the morning. On the way home, I was humming and singing when I was suddenly stopped by someone. This person came up and cursed me. Before I could finish a sentence, he cursed three times.
, I can’t even breathe.”
"It really pisses me off!"
"I think I, Zhang Houde, am a disciple of Mr. Qinnan. Although I am not well-known to everyone in Peiping, I am still somewhat famous. Whenever I comment on a drama, there are often a lot of people who appreciate it, and I have won the title of Golden Mouth of Drama."
"I have suffered such a great humiliation today. I must ask for an explanation. Otherwise, how can I show my face to others in the future?"
"However, I know in my heart that this person has done a great job in scolding others. In such a short period of time, he has already cursed a dozen times, and each sentence is not the same. I am definitely not an opponent. It happens that this place is close to my home, and there are many people watching.
, so I called the neighbors and planned to capture this person, but I wanted to see how he would scold him?"
"Unexpectedly, this person was quite cunning. Seeing that the situation was not right, he ran away. Before leaving, he kicked over my birdcage. I was also taken down and ate muddy water all over the floor."
"When I stood up, this person had disappeared. Later, someone said that this person came with Mr. Deqian. I immediately understood that the person who scolded me was called He Qi, because I wrote an article yesterday to scold him.
Already."
Qian Xuan thought about it and suddenly realized: "Yu Bai, you did it on purpose!"
What He Qi just scolded was so sharp and inconsistent that Zhang Houde couldn't say a word. Qian Xuan was shocked at that time. At this time, he couldn't help but give a thumbs up to He Qi and laughed: "I
I realize that you are really awesome, but you kicked over his birdcage and even knocked him off his feet. You fell to the ground and ate shit, which is really wicked."
The people eating melons were shocked. At this time, it didn't matter whether they were beaten or not. What was important was that there were melons to eat.
Ever since, everyone was stunned by the scene in front of them, and then burst into laughter. It is said that the editor-in-chief Shao of the "Beijing News" is very good at things. He published He Qi's short essay and Zhang Houde's long and abusive article.
on one page.
Zhang Houde's long article is titled "He Qi's Ten Evil Deeds":
First, He Qi is a despicable villain. The ancients said that a gentleman talks but never takes action, but He Qi actually killed him. This is not a gentleman's behavior, it is vulgar and arrogant. He has lost the bottom line of being a human being.
The morning passed quickly, and a piece of news quickly spread among the people. The national Go player He Qi had beaten Zhang Houde. The news was so bad that people in the chess hall stopped playing chess and started talking about it.
Qian Xuan laughed again: "Are you stupid? He doesn't know you, but there were so many people around at that time, and you dragged me away. Who in Peiping doesn't know me, Qian? He thought of me, your identity
Do you still need to say it?”
He Qi snorted: "The windows and doors were smashed. So many people scolded me in the past few days. There are not many old people there. I just took this opportunity to promote vernacular literature. I came early and came late. They all wanted to come.
I took it."
At the same time, He Qi was not idle this morning. He also wrote a short essay, scolding Zhang Houde for three pages. Brother Xun and Qian Xuan, who were serving tea to the side, both smiled and put their hands on their waists.
He said directly: "Such curses are unheard of. They are rare in ancient times. They are also strange writings."
He Qi was okay, not like Qian Xuan. He rested for a while while holding on to a big tree on the street. He just scolded Zhang Houde. His heart was so open that he couldn't use the word "cool".
Qian Xuan followed He Qi and ran for a while. When he saw no one chasing him, he stopped, put his hands on his knees, breathed heavily, and shouted towards the front: "Stop, stop, no one is chasing him."
"
"He Qi, after the incident with the barbarians, he didn't know good and bad, and he didn't know the etiquette. He actually used vernacular to write an article. He should have been scolded. I thought he would know his way back, but he was so shameless. It really makes my heart hurt.
."
He Qi glanced at him and said, "Don't talk nonsense. It's obvious that he couldn't stand firm and fell down. He wanted to frame him and put the blame on me. This is called cheating. He has a red mouth and white teeth. Don't wrongly accuse a good person."
"Does he think he is the only one who knows how to curse? Swearing also requires technical skills. As long as he dares to post an article to curse me tomorrow, just wait and see. I will scold him bloody, so I can use vernacular to save money.
People can’t understand it.”
He Qi just smiled and said: "I don't even know where my eight generations of ancestors are? If he understands the truth, I would still like to thank him."
"He came to take revenge on purpose."
He Qi was generous and did not deny this, but he did explain it, claiming that he just scolded Zhang Houde and definitely did not touch Zhang Houde or beat him. He was just trying to frame him up.
He Qi was right when he thought about it, but he didn't panic: "I can't afford to mess with the old one, so why am I afraid of the younger one? Look at his cowardly appearance. He looks a few years older than me. How come he looks like a soft-footed shrimp?"
Yes, he fell down before I even touched him. If he hadn't been able to say a few words of "Zhi Hu Zhe Ye", he would have been left in the countryside without being able to carry it on his shoulders or lift it with his hands. It was a pure waste of food."
"Hahaha, have you ever seen someone bury his face in the mud in front of everyone?" Qian Xuan laughed so hard and reminded: "You'd better make plans early. If you've had enough of today, you should do it tomorrow.
Got scolded."
In the afternoon, some melon-eating people brought the latest news, saying that Zhang Houde had written a long article, full of curse words, and greeted all eight generations of He Qi's ancestors.
In the old days, newspapers had vertical layouts. On the left was He Qi's short essay in vernacular, and on the right was Zhang Houde's long essay in classical Chinese. The two were distinct and had the same potential.
Qian Xuan patted his chest and said in an awesome voice: "Don't worry, I have my own clever plan. They are not worthy of criticizing others."
He Qi was disdainful: "I didn't mean it, I just wanted to vent my anger by scolding people."
Qian Xuan was shocked: "Aren't you afraid of a bunch of old people scolding you?"
"As soon as He Yubai sticks out his butt, I will know what he farts. Don't worry, I will help you when the time comes. I like the upright trolls best." Qian Xuan laughed and slapped He.
On Qi's shoulders.
He Qi snickered: "I didn't even say who I was? How did he know it was me?"
He Qi said: "Help? How to help? Pull out the radish and bring it with the mud. Two fists are hard to beat with four hands."
"In that case, I don't have to be merciful, just wait for me to scold him and turn the world upside down."
The next day, the 29th day of the twelfth lunar month, was Little New Year's Eve. Generally, a family banquet would be held on this day and people would go out as little as possible. However, the boy who delivered the newspaper was not so particular. He started busy work early in the morning and delivered the newspaper as quickly as possible.
Delivered to every home.
Secondly, it can be seen from this that He Qi's character is so bad that the Dongyi people said that He Qi secretly learned the Dongyi chess skills, which is probably true.
Thirdly, He Qi's crime was so serious that he secretly learned Dongyi Go and lied about it, claiming that he had learned it. He was completely dishonest and had lost his bottom line as a human being.
Tenth, He Qi's language is vulgar, and the curse words come out from his mouth, which is unsightly and cannot be looked at.
There were exactly ten items, not a single one was missing. After reading it, the melon-eaters burst into laughter. For those who didn’t know, they really thought He Qi was a heinous person?
However, after reading He Qi's essay, the fans expressed that they had learned something and said: "Good guy, now that you have seen it, you can even curse someone with a lot of tricks."