A few days ago, I saw the wind was nice and the sun was shining brightly, so I thought I would have nothing to do, so I went out for a walk. Unexpectedly, God is not moral and will fall out whenever he wants. On the way, I encountered a bad rainy day and got wet in a hurry.
He had no choice but to take shelter from the rain under a thatched cottage on the roadside.
Taking shelter from the rain with me was a big black dog. It was bright and beautiful, with a majestic appearance. The dog's head was half a man's height above the ground. In the dog world, he was probably a famous one, or he belonged to a wealthy family.
dog.
The big black dog held a blood-stained bird in its mouth. The bird's wings flapped a few times and then stopped moving. I guess being able to become the big black dog's meal was also a blessing earned in a previous life.
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At first the big black dog was squatting on the ground to rest, but suddenly it came towards me with a blood-stained bird in its mouth, which made me feel inexplicably scared. I didn’t know what the big black dog was going to do? Could it be that it disliked the bird’s physique?
The little one is not enough to eat, and he wants to eat me? I asked myself that I have never met this big black dog, and I have never offended him, not to mention that there is a natural biological isolation between one person and one dog, and humans and dogs are in different ways."
As the big black dog came closer, I became more and more nervous.
When someone beat me up, I could say that the force was inferior to me, and I could explain a few words about it. But when I was eaten by a dog, I couldn't explain it.
I am ready for a fight to the death. Although the big black dog has a strong physique, I am not a vegetarian. The few bamboo poles against the wall are my weapons. As long as the big black dog dares to do the following, I will stab him with the bamboo poles.
His mouth taught him that it was his own fault.
Fighting with a dog is not a glorious thing. If you win, you won't be embarrassed to say that you beat a dog. If you lose, you can't even say that you can't beat a dog. A tie doesn't seem to be a good thing.
But at this moment, I suddenly became nervous, and obviously I couldn't care less. I took a few steps closer to the wall. Seeing that I was giving in, the big black dog became more and more proud and continued to press towards me. Suddenly, it was still two meters away from me.
He stopped where he was walking, put the bird in his beak in front of me, then squatted on the ground, with his long black and thick tail dragging on the ground, and looked at me and then at the bird on the ground.
He Qi said: "You two made an appointment?"
The bench hit the big black dog squarely on the head.
The above is He Qi's short composition, titled "That Man, That Rain, That Dog", which scolded Zhang Houde to pieces. Naturally, Zhang Houde saw it at the first time. He felt that the gloom in his chest had not dissipated for a long time, and suddenly there was a flash in front of his eyes.
Black, fell to the ground.
Because most people are the birds that get eaten.
Qian Xuan folded the article and put it away: "Let's go to the chess hall and see how Yucai's writing went?"
Lao Wu's car was already waiting at the door. He Qi and Lao Wu agreed to charter a car to pick him up and go to the chess hall every morning. As soon as he saw Lao Wu, he saw Lao Wu smiling and said: "Sir, you wrote this
I also read the article."
The big black dog flopped and fell to the ground, but its mouth was still fierce and it kept barking.
I was immediately frightened to the point where seven souls ran away and six souls fled. For a moment, I couldn’t tell the difference between man and dog.
Compared with Zhang Houde's scolding like a shrew, He Qi's short essay suddenly felt that there was an indescribable sense of weight. Although it did not use any harsh words, it intuitively brought a bloody phenomenon to the forefront.
In front of everyone.
His master said: "Speak with kindness."
When the car fell heavily to the ground, He Qiren was also thrown out of the car. The incident happened suddenly. Without any mental preparation, he hit the wall. Suddenly his vision went dark and he lost consciousness.
After I finished speaking, I left the thatched cottage and prepared to go home. After walking for more than ten steps, I suddenly heard the big black dog barking again. When I turned around, I saw a man and a dog eating the blood-stained bird.
"The biggest difference between people and dogs is that people are no longer willing to pay attention to dogs, but dogs bite and refuse to let go! Sir, this sentence makes sense. We sports car owners often meet dogs. The more you ignore the dog, the dog will bite you.
The more you bark, the more the dog will dare to throw stones at you."
A familiar phrase suddenly popped out of Lao Wu's mouth: "Houde, Houde, how do you do?"
Qian Xuan asked: "Then do you still remember what the article said?"
His master said: "If you feed him virtuously and don't feed yourself, you'll beat him with a stick and stool. Is that right or wrong?"
From this point of view, it seems that vernacular texts can also write different things. This is the first feeling of many people. Some people even read it several times and came to a conclusion, which is heart-wrenching every word.
I didn't want to be called a beast, so I consciously moved a few steps to the side. The big black dog probably saw through my intention of not wanting to be a dog, and suddenly bared its teeth at me and barked loudly.
But I didn’t believe it and said with a smile: “Do you understand dog language?”
But some people don't see it that way. This short essay seems to be scolding Zhang Houde, but in fact it is scolding all of them. In this case, it is natural to retaliate.
"We are all rough people, so of course we remember these words."
When it comes to writing articles, He Qi really doesn't understand. If he really wanted to say something, it would probably be something like reading too much and writing in the language of life.
Qian Xuan asked for advice: "What should we do?"
Qian Xuandao: "I originally planned to write it, but now that you haven't written it, I've become more interested."
Since He Qi often rides here, he is familiar with the other pullers, and because He Qi is a kind person and doesn't put on any airs, everyone is happy to say a few words when they see her.
After chatting for a while, He Qi got into the car, and Old Wu followed the usual path to the chess hall. Everyone chatted with each other on the way, and suddenly a large cart rushed out of the alley. Old Wu dodged.
Before he could make a sharp turn, the car overturned on the side of the road.
Qian Xuan praised sincerely: "Yu Bai, Yu Bai, I just read your article again. If anyone says that vernacular writing is vulgar in the future, I will fight with him."
"There is also the saying, when you are practicing virtue, remember to tighten the chain."
His master's mouth was stained with blood and feathers, and he said to me: "It tastes delicious, why don't you eat it?"
"Hahaha" Qian Xuan laughed and said, "You can't hear the good words, but the curse words are word for word."
I thought to myself that this big black dog looked taller and much stronger than ordinary dogs, but I didn't expect it to be a flimsy, useless dog that could not even compare to the wild dogs in the countryside.
I suddenly understood what the big black dog meant. He wanted to invite me to eat the blood-stained bird, share his food, and become a dog like him.
"Take a look?" He Qinaqiao asked.
A strange scene appeared. The big black dog that had just fallen to the ground saw its owner coming. He stood up and rushed towards me to bite me, but he was chained by his owner just now.
He stopped me and tried to persuade me: "You are so virtuous, and you won't do anything immoral."
The rain was still falling, but except for this thatched cottage, there was nowhere to hide. I had no retreat and was forced to the corner. Seeing that the big black dog was about to pounce and bite me, I picked up the bench.
Smashed it over.
On this day, He Qi got up as usual, washed up, had breakfast, and then went to work. When he walked to the door, he happened to meet Qian Xuan, who also happened to arrive.
"Look!" Qian Xuan nodded enthusiastically.
I wondered: "How did you know I hit your dog?"
The other coachmen also said: "Why do you want to beat Houde?"
The biggest difference between humans and dogs is that humans are no longer willing to talk to dogs, but dogs insist on biting them!
I took a few steps away, but the big black dog still refused to let me go, chasing me and barking, every sound louder than the last.
The article is not long, only a few hundred words, and I read it in a while. He Qi commented: "It's okay overall, but your writing is poorly written, white and white, mixed and matched? And it's difficult to read, even more difficult to pronounce than reading "A Dream of Red Mansions"
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Other drivers also joined in the fun and said, "Mr. Yubai, we all saw it too, and we scolded him so much."
Although this is a good intention in the eyes of the big black dog, I would never dare to accept it. Not to mention that humans and dogs have different paths, but I can't eat this blood-stained bird. In the countryside
In people's eyes, if a dog catches a bird, they will praise the dog for being smart and agile, but if a person eats a bird with feathers, he will be called a beast.
Although the big black dog was still lying on the ground and barking, I was no longer afraid. The rain was pouring down from the sky and became much lighter. I was about to leave, but I saw a man walking quickly holding an umbrella. Seeing the big black dog like this
Seeing the miserable situation, he said sadly: "Hongde, Hude, how do you do?"
The big black dog barked a few words of grievance and then wagged its tail. His owner then asked, "Why did you beat Houde?"
I said: "He asked me to eat, but if I didn't eat, he would bite me. I used a bench to fight back, and then he fell to the ground. When he saw you coming, he got up quickly and tried to bite me again. Yours
This big black dog not only bullies the weak, but also confuses right and wrong. Next time you go for a walk with Houde, remember to fasten the chain. If you really bite someone, you will have to pay a lot of money."
He Qi curled her lips and said, "I just scold people. I can't write any articles. That's what you cultural people do. I'm just a bad chess player. What do you know?"
"No, no, you are an expert in vernacular writing. Yucai and I agree." Qian Xuan said with a smile, took out an article and copied it: "I read your article yesterday
Finally, I wrote an article in vernacular Chinese when I got home, what do you think?"
The people who were eating melons were immediately happy. Throughout the ages, there are many examples of people who can curse people and make them dizzy, but this is the first time they have really experienced it.
Qian Xuan, who was in the car behind, hurriedly got out of the car, and Lao Wu hurriedly came to help him. He kept shouting and pinching people. Seeing that He Qi was still unconscious, and his face was covered with blood, the two of them hurriedly pulled He Qi away.
Qi was carried to the back of the car and rushed to the nearest Faguo Hospital.
In a teahouse not far from the incident, two Dongyi people with mustaches were drinking tea. One of them had a big mole in the corner of his eye named Fukuda, and the one sitting opposite was named Soichiro Inoue. The two of them looked through
They opened the window and could just see the road, and they smiled knowingly at each other.
Yesterday, He Qi temporarily changed his route to find Zhang Houde and escaped a disaster, but the Dongyi people's revenge will come sooner or later.
"The Spring Festival is here, this book will be temporarily suspended for a few days, sorry!!"