Chapter 71 How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy?
The black car slowly drove into the manor.
In the villa, only one room on the second floor had lights on. Jun Cixue got out of the car and looked up. The slim figure on the window immediately walked away in a panic.
The girl walked into the house expressionless. What happened today made her a little unhappy.
She promised that it was just a little bit and there would be no unnecessary emotions.
She took out the USB flash drive containing the negatives and hesitated for the first time, wondering whether to delete it.
After thinking for a long time, she casually put it in her pocket.
You need to have absolute self-confidence as a person, which she happens to have no shortage of.
"Sister, what did you do to come back so late?"
Jun Cixue, who was about to wash up and go to bed, looked over after hearing the words and found her sister coming down from the second floor, leaning on the railing at the corner, sticking out her little head with a smile on her face.
"Busy with school activities."
She replied coolly, turned around and walked into the bathroom.
"What activity?" Jun Qingyue's eyes rolled.
The girl was wearing a nightgown, exposing her smooth calves, and walked down the stairs step by step like a kitten.
There is definitely something wrong with my sister!
Jun Qingyue looked at the cold girl's back suspiciously, and then fell into inexplicable ecstasy. Could it be that Xiaobai...oh no, Teacher Jiang succeeded?
Resisting the urge to ask, the girl quickly returned to the room, covered herself in the quilt, and edited the messages one by one with a smile on her lips.
…
The next day, Master Jiang, who got up early, looked at the message pop-ups that filled the screen and was stunned.
Are aliens attacking the earth? Or is his identity as the Son of Destiny finally exposed? So many people are looking for him...
When I opened the software, I saw that they were all from the same person.
Jun Qingyue:
[Teacher Jiang, Teacher Jiang! I heard you succeeded? 】
【……】
【Asleep?】
[Aren’t all college students cultivating immortality in the middle of the night? 】
【How can you become an immortal if you are so lazy!】
【……】
[Teacher Jiang, just say something while you’re still alive, wouldn’t you be killed by a bad woman and silenced? 】
[Woo woo woo, don’t worry, pretty face, I will burn the reward for you...]
…
Seeing the meaning behind the girl's words, Jiang Li was confused. Why did he succeed? He just took a video yesterday.
I haven't even made a move yet, and you told me it's already successful?!
This spy is too good to be a spy...
Please do more latent missions like this!
He replied: [Who told you that all college students are cultivators of immortality? There are always a few mortals like me who have not yet established a foundation...]
Jun Qingyue:
【Speak human language.】
Followed by an emoji of a little penguin flying on its wings, tilting its head and pouting.
Jiang Li:
[My phone is out of battery, so I’m going to sleep now.]
[Cultivating immortals also requires a magic weapon. How can you stay up late to cultivate immortality without your natal treasure, a mobile phone???]
Jun Qingyue:
【……】
【How do you sleep at this age and this time?】
Jiang Li clicked his tongue: [You didn’t sleep all night...right?]
Jun Qingyue replied arrogantly: [Unlike you, a mortal, I entered the realm of land gods again last night!]
Jiang Li:【……】
If you can talk all night long so fresh and refined, I am the only one who admires you!
Jun Qingyue: [So what did you and your sister do yesterday? 】
Jiang Li: [I didn’t do anything, I just took a video.]
Jun Qingyue:???
Why would your sister be like that if you didn't do anything?
Jun Qingyue suppressed the doubts in her heart and decided to find out more later: [No more talking, let’s go read it early~]
【ok】
Jiang Li got out of bed, washed up, and opened the curtains of his bedroom. The dazzling sunlight instantly filled the dim room.
Today is a rare sunny day.
There are morning classes, but I don’t want to go. If I don’t go, I have nothing to do…
Master Jiang was caught in a dilemma and finally chose to toss a coin.
On the flip side, go.
What? You want me to go to morning class on such a nice day??
Master Jiang decided to give the coin another chance, hoping it would perform well, otherwise he would spend it.
Or the opposite.
The young man angrily put the coin into his pocket and walked out boldly. After breakfast in the cafeteria, he came to the stadium and put the unlucky five-yuan coin into the vending machine.
The machine buzzed for a while and spit out a bottle of yogurt.
Jiang Li bent down to get it, and found a shadow quietly appearing beside his feet.
After taking the yogurt, he stood up and turned around, only to find an indifferent girl in sportswear standing in front of him.
"Senior...Good morning." Jiang Li breathed a sigh of relief, impulsiveness is the devil...
Fortunately, he has a little angel living in his heart, so he didn't impulsively treat his senior sister as a sneak attack and take out her heart...
"morning."
After saying that, Su Hexiang returned to the track and started running slowly.
Jiang Li returned to the stands, found a place to sit down, sucked yogurt, and admired the graceful figure of the girl exercising in the morning.
"Does it look good?"
The young man turned his head in surprise and found that Jun Cixue had come to him out of nowhere.
"What's good?" Master Jiang tried his best to suck the last mouthful of yogurt.
Jun Cixue patted the dust on the seats in the stands, then sat down with her skirt up.
Today she wore a plain long skirt and a denim jacket.
The cold girl squinted her pretty eyes and said, "Of course I'm asking about what you just saw."
"It's just so so..." Master Jiang said sincerely.
Girls who love sports will not be in bad shape, but it is a pity that the senior sister can only touch her without touching her. Based on this, Master Jiang thinks that his evaluation is not too contrary to his wishes.
Jun Cixue sneered: "Are you able to speak with your conscience?"
Master Jiang smiled shyly: "Can I touch you and say..."
"..."
Jun Cixue was speechless for a while. Maybe she was usually too gentle with the boy?
"Don't you have class this morning?"
Jiang Li threw the finished yogurt bottle into the trash can in the aisle ahead in a shooting motion.
"No classes."
bump…
The yogurt bottle hit the edge of the trash can and bounced out.
Master Jiang looked at this goal that was supposed to be a sure hit in astonishment and fell into silence.
I can’t tell you, but you may not believe it. If Kobe was still alive, all my shots would be a sure-win. Sure enough, that coin had bad luck, and the yogurt I bought was against me.
The young man ran down in embarrassment to pick up the garbage on the ground, and ran back again to throw it in.
The yogurt bottle drew a graceful arc, bounced twice on the edge, and landed on the ground.
!!!
Perhaps Jiang Li's operation was too much, and a certain big dog sitting next to him couldn't hide his chuckle.
Jun Cixue walked quietly to the yogurt bottle, picked up the bottle and signaled to him, then threw it in easily.
"Classmate Jun, you are laughing at me." Master Jiang's expression gradually turned ferocious: "You have to believe me, you can do it the third time!"
"Sorry, I was just laughing at you."
"You have received professional training..."
"Unless you can't help it?"
The cold girl sat down beside him again, with a contemptuous smile on her pretty face.
"..."
I shouldn't have taught you this trick!
Facing the giant hexagonal war-god dog who was fully developed in every aspect except his figure, Jiang Li could only wave his hands in frustration.