Chapter 72 Can't Reject a Girl Who Can Split Splits
Chapter 72 Can’t refuse a girl who can do the splits
Looking at the sworn young man, Jun Cixue smiled politely: "Are you going to show Mr. Jiang a monkey show in front of me after you finish your drink next time?"
"How can this be called playing monkey?" Jiang Li curled his lips and said: "The sports meeting is coming soon, and I am preparing for the accounting department's basketball game..."
"Are you sure you're not an undercover agent sent by another department?" Miss Jun curled her lips, seeming to be savoring the interesting scene just now.
For some reason, when Jiang Li heard the word undercover, he subconsciously became nervous.
No, his face is so suitable for a young man who likes to stab his elder brother in the back?
Are you kidding? He looks so upright and majestic. Is there any protagonist with more upright facial features than him?
You two sisters, one of you has a problem with your aesthetics!
"Don't talk about this..." Jiang Li changed the topic and asked curiously: "Why did Director Jun come to school so early?"
"Of course I'm here to watch a certain monkey shoot baskets."
"..."
Master Jiang: (╬▔ pan▔)convex
"You bully others too much. I have tolerated you for a long time!" the young man said angrily.
"I'm not talking about you."
"You are obviously talking about me, but you still keep laughing!"
"If Classmate Jiang thinks this way, there's nothing I can do about it." Jun Cixue suppressed her smile and said calmly.
"What kind of scumbag are you talking about..." Facing the serious capitalist lady who pretended to be innocent, Master Jiang said helplessly.
Ridicule was ridicule, but at least the girl had a beautiful smile. Jiang Li was happy to see Jun Cixue with a faint smile on her lips, regardless of the situation.
It’s time to say it or not, but it’s clear how to deal with Lao Sepi.
"Don't make it sound like I'm trashing you."
"Don't you want to take responsibility so soon, Mr. Jun?"
Jiang Li sighed, but his eyes were admiringly staring at a figure on the playground who was stretching after exercising.
This perfunctory tone made Jun Cixue raise an eyebrow, until she caught a glimpse of the young man who was speaking seriously but his eyes stayed in front of him with her peripheral vision, and she suddenly understood.
This guy... really deserves to be dragged into a crematorium and his ashes scattered on the road for people to step on.
Jun Cixue, who had many thoughts in an instant, crossed her arms and looked at the young man beside her with a joking look on her face: "Speaking of scum, what do you think, Student Jiang?"
Jiang Li coughed lightly and ignored the sarcasm in the girl's words: "She can do the splits! Which man can resist a girl who can do the splits? Just like an excavator, no matter how old or young, there is always a man who is willing.
Stop and watch..."
"This is instinct, genetic instinct!"
Gou Dahu did not sneer, which made him feel reassured, with a sincere smile on his face: "Let's continue the previous topic... What did we just talk about? Why did Mr. Jun come to school so early in the morning, right?"
Jiang Li's clumsy change of topic made Jun Cixue laugh in her heart, and she replied nonchalantly: "We talked about whether girls who can do the splits are attractive to boys."
"..."
She doesn't understand the principle of being merciful and forgiving at all!
"Actually, if you want to see it, I can too." Jun Cixue glanced at the stretched figure in the distance and interrupted the young man's explanation.
"You couldn't be... fishing for law enforcement, right?" Master Jiang was a little moved but still cautious.
"no."
"Then...give me a show?"
"No."
"..."
I'm really stupid, really, knowing that a big dog owner is fishing, yet I take the bait without hesitation.
He glanced at the corner of the cold girl's mouth and felt that he was about to compete with the Dragon King.
So, the boy who was teased said angrily: "I will never believe a word of yours again!"
"But I have a video of my previous dancing practice. Do you want to see it?"
"...Hmph, I'll give you another chance." Master Jiang warned: "I even violated my principles of life for you. Don't let me down too much..."
"The phone has been sent to you."
Master Jiang hesitated for a while, then couldn't wait to unlock the screen and click in.
The video is still loading, but he is not in a hurry and lets the scene of Jun Cixue dancing fly for a while~
"Let me explain in advance, I didn't force you to post the video. This was entirely of your own free will... You can no longer do such demeaning activities as fishing and law enforcement..." Jiang Li said worriedly.
"Of course, I volunteer." Jun Cixue said calmly.
Jiang Li felt relieved and turned on the video. He expected a ghost to jump out and scare people, but unexpectedly it was normal. It could even be said to be as plain as a bowl of water.
Can a video of a one-year-old learning to walk also be called dance practice?
"That's it?" the young man said disdainfully: "Then I'm still a yoga master... When I was a kid, I could put my feet on my head and turn my belly twice on the floor..."
"Do you want to show me a video of you performing yoga?"
"No, get out~"
Jiang Li became angry from embarrassment: "Jun Cixue, you have no heart!"
"They say pretty girls can lie. It's because you're too stupid." Jun Cixue laughed softly and brushed her hair around her ears.
The breeze blew the hem of her skirt to Jiang Li's feet, and the two sat close to each other, like a couple in love.
The young man seemed to see those cold eyes blinking at him, as if they were saying something, sparkling. Then, he suddenly realized why Zhizunbao fell in love with Fairy Zixia at the moment the girl blinked.
After a while, Master Jiang shook his head and tried to wake up from the girl's charm.
Jiang Li, you're confused, don't fall for the rich man's beauty trap!
Jiang Li, who didn't want to be the green one, suddenly remembered that there was another title that was useless.
[Title: The Fearlessness of the Straight Man (Active Skill: Briefly Entering the Sage Time; Passive Skill:...)
It is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge after ten years. When we villains take revenge, we will take revenge on the spot! The young man put it on himself, and his heart felt calm for a moment.
The beauty of Jun University? She’s just a pretty-looking female primate~
Big dog owner, feel free to tease me. If you can tease me, I will lose!
Jun Cixue looked at the young man who had suddenly changed his temperament coldly, with a slightly confused look on his face. She said calmly: "Why don't you speak anymore? What are you thinking about?"
"Don't touch me, I want to be alone..." Master Jiang said without any desire or pursuit, like a monk who has seen through the world of mortals.
"..."
Jiang Li instantly transformed into a sage who used his upper body to 'think'. Vicissitudes of Life said: "Classmate Jun, what do you think the meaning of life is?"
Jun Cixue gave him a strange look and said coldly: "When we discussed it before, you said it was because you wanted to see the girl's thighs."
"Absurd! That must be because I was ignorant at the time!"
Jiang Li overturned his previous remarks and sighed: "I'm probably sick, but I still don't know how sick I am. I feel so empty now..."
Jun Cixue narrowed her cold eyes: "Do I need to hire a psychiatrist for you?"
"Are you concerned about me?"
"Don't care about me, I just want to be quiet..."
"Don't ask me who Jingjing is..."
"..."
After being speechless for a while, Jun Cixue finally left, seemingly stepping on him on purpose when leaving.
After a few more minutes, the effect of the title disappeared, and Jiang Li felt his condition returned.
The young man sighed silently.
This active skill is different from what he thought. Sure enough, we can't expect anything good from the pirated system...
Master Jiang decided to reduce the number of times this title is used.
…
It wasn't until many years later, when he became famous and looked at the girls around him recalling today's decision, that he realized how useful that title was...
I can’t stand it anymore. I can’t do extra updates on Friday. I’ll start with two updates today and try the third update tomorrow. I’ll work overtime until seven o’clock. Accounting dogs don’t even learn...
