"What kind of pig food did I eat for the past 20 years or so?"
Touching her swollen belly, Katsuragi Misato stared at the ceiling in ecstasy, thinking about life with a look of despair.
Her words resonated greatly.
Shinji and Asuka nodded repeatedly.
Even Ayanami Rei, who had very low desire, ate all her portion of food.
Jon chuckled.
The ‘Menu of Life’ is so powerful.
Ordinary delicacies are completely dregs in front of top-notch delicacies.
If he hadn't had the idea of educating these ignorant country people, he wouldn't have deliberately cooked up so many delicacies.
"Now you know how powerful I am, right?" Jon winked at Asuka.
Asuka's satisfied expression quickly faded, replaced by a hint of unwillingness and anger: "Humph! It's just a matter of ingredients. If I can also use those top ingredients, I will never lose to you."
Jon: "Oh? Then I will take you to capture the Gala crocodile tomorrow."
Asuka:???
Although I don't know what that thing is.
But she has to go shopping tomorrow, so she doesn't have the time to catch some damn crocodile.
Thinking of this, Asuka clasped her hands together and said to Misato Katsuragi coquettishly: "Misato, would you like to accompany me to pick out a swimsuit tomorrow? I originally wanted Mr. Kaji to accompany me, but he seems to have some urgent matters at work and has already left.
Here it is.”
Misato Katsuragi looked embarrassed: "But, I have to work."
My sister who has to work is not an idle monkey.
Asuka was greatly disappointed.
Her eyes swept over Shinji and Ayanami Rei, and she sighed: "There is really no other way, then one of you can accompany me."
Shinji refused without thinking: "I want to have a good rest at home tomorrow and do some exercise by the way."
Asuka put her hands on her hips: "Having a good rest and exercising are obviously in conflict."
Shinji: "I want you to take care of it?"
Asuka suddenly stopped talking.
Turning to look at Ayanami Rei: "Hey, let's go on a school trip together tomorrow and use the swimsuit."
Ayanami Rei opened her mouth.
After thinking for a moment, he said: "We are EVA pilots and cannot leave our posts without authorization. In other words, taking a leave of absence for a trip or something has nothing to do with us."
Upon hearing this, Asuka became anxious and stood up with her bulging belly: "What R are you talking about?"
Jon said abruptly: "Speaking in neon language... no, speak neon language to me."
Asuka frowned: "What do you mean you can't participate in the school trip?"
Misato Katsuragi: "Literally, what if an apostle attacks you when you go out? Then human civilization will be extinct because of a school trip."
Asuka pointed at Jon: "Isn't this guy here?"
Hearing this, Katsuragi Misato's expression became a little subtle: "Jon...Jon has been temporarily deprived of the right to drive the EVA due to some force majeure factors, yes, force majeure factors."
force majeure?
Just name Ikari Yuantang.
Shinji was extremely unhappy: "I think he wants to go to the ICU again."
He didn't mention anyone by name, but everyone present knew who he was talking about.
Ayanami Rei said weakly: "Commander is actually okay..."
certainly.
These words were ignored by everyone gracefully.
When Asuka heard that she couldn't go surfing, she lost her temper: "I don't care, I don't care, I want to go, I want to go! I want to buy a beautiful swimsuit, and I want to go to the beach to absorb water!"
She slapped the table and shook the dishes on the table: "I can't show off my good figure. Isn't it useless for me to be self-disciplined?"
Jon looked at her belly and smiled: "Self-disciplined, but not completely self-disciplined."
"Today... today is a special situation..." Asuka blushed and mumbled.
Misato Katsuragi helplessly raised her forehead: "I don't object to buying a swimsuit. Don't even think about taking a break from school and traveling. If you really want to play in the water, you can play in the base. How about renting the swimming pool."
Asuka hesitated for a moment, getting angrier as she thought about it, and finally let out a sharp cry: "Ah!!!"
Needless to say, it looks a bit funny, very much like a well-known second creation on a video website.
Early the next morning.
Asuka took Ayanami Rei and knocked on Shinji's door: "Hello!"
Shinji was in a daze and opened the door in his pajamas: "What are you doing?"
He glanced at the clock on the wall and said unhappily: "Are you crazy? It's only seven o'clock now!"
Just get up early on a regular basis.
Do you have to get up early on Saturday and Sunday?
So anti-human!
Asuka hooked Ayanami Rei's arm and said with a proud look on her face: "Come with me to buy a swimsuit, and your girlfriend will go too."
As if he had caught some key words, Shinji suddenly woke up.
His eyes were on Ayanami Rei, and his face turned slightly red as he said, "Do you want to buy a swimsuit, Lingbo-san, too?"
Ayanami Rei said calmly: "Because I was asked."
Is it hard to say no to someone else's request...?
The adolescent chef boy thought of some charming scenes and couldn't help but be fascinated.
Asuka waved her hand in front of his eyes: "Why are you so dazed? Hurry up and wash up and change clothes."
Shinji came to his senses and said, "Oh."
After saying that, he hurried back to the room to change clothes.
However, before setting off, Shinji hesitated and said to Asuka: "The three of us traveling together are a bit irresponsible to human beings, right?"
Asuka: "Huh?"
Shinji explained: "You see, so far, only three of us are qualified to drive the EVA. What if...I mean what if, there are some lawless elements or anti-social lunatics who want to exterminate human civilization and put us to death?"
If all three of us are killed by the explosion, won’t humanity be left in a state of disgrace?”
Asuka: "Liangliang...you learned it from that guy again, right? I wonder if you are thinking too much."
"There is an old saying in the Kingdom of Zhong that people who have no foresight must worry about the short term. I think it is still too risky." Shinji rarely looked at the problem from a mature perspective: "So, you two go, I won't go."
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! As she said, she seemed to have thought of something, and said to Shinji: "Just wait."
As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and went to the innermost room.
After thinking for a moment in front of the door, Asuka prepared for more than one person in the room and opened the door directly: "Excuse me!"
However, the expected scene did not appear, only an unknown creature standing upside down.
"What are you doing?" Asuka couldn't understand at all.
Jon blinked: "Isn't it bad?"
Asuka:???
Although but.
She felt like she was being taken advantage of.
His face darkened: "Are you free? Come and go shopping with us. If you don't come, that kid can't come either."
Jon was still standing on his head: "If you want to buy clothes, just go by yourself. Why do you have to drag others with you? You are a junior high school student who has to be accompanied by someone when going to the toilet... Oh, you really are."
Asuka: "Stop talking nonsense, let's go or not!"
Jon: "Go, since you kindly invite me, I will reluctantly agree."
Asuka relaxed and asked curiously: "So, why did you stand on your head so early in the morning?"
"Of course it's so that you can see a different scenery when you come to see me." Jon joked casually, and commented: "It's still pure white. You really don't understand anything."
Asuka was stunned for a moment, then she reacted and her face turned red: "Go to hell!"
Two hours later, the commercial street——
"This one is beautiful."
"This one is not bad either."
"And this one..."
"Ah, it's really hard to choose."
Asuka, like any girl, loves shopping.
I saw her shuttling between the many swimsuit shelves, like an excited little bee.
In contrast, Ayanami Rei was much calmer, her eyes calmly swept over the colorful swimsuits, showing neither an expression of liking nor an expression of disgust, just like those swimsuits were just in the air that could be seen everywhere.
"Let's go change clothes." Asuka randomly selected a few swimsuits and took Ayanami Rei to the fitting room: "I've chosen them for you too, trust my vision."
Ayanami Rei was unmoved, but her body was very obedient.
On the bench outside, Shinji opened a physics book and asked puzzledly: "Isn't it just buying some clothes? Why is it so complicated? You choose, pay, and go home. Why do you make it so fussy?"
Jon: "Little classmate, don't you understand this? For our Miss Asuka, the more she struggles, the more she can determine her status. She is very afraid of loneliness."
Shinji: "???"
I don’t know why, but I always feel that Mr. Jon understands women very well.
Um.
All I can say is.
As expected of Mr. Jon.
While I was thinking wildly, Asuka and Rei Ayanami came out.
Both of them are wearing new swimsuits.
"Dangdang~"
Asuka opened her arms and showed herself openly.
Ayanami Rei still lowered her hands, as if everything in the outside world had nothing to do with her.
Shinji was fine at first, but when he saw a girl of the same age wearing a swimsuit in front of him, he blushed and spread the book on his lower abdomen.
"How is it? I have good taste, right?" Asuka smiled and asked Jon and Shinji.
"It's just so-so." Jon gave a not high evaluation.
Asuka was unhappy at the time: "What do you mean? You actually questioned my vision!"
Jon spread his hands: "The style of the swimsuit doesn't matter, the main thing is that you are young and invincible now, let alone wearing this split swimsuit, even if you wear the school's dead stock water, there will be a lot of people buying it... Well, let's talk
Maybe more people will buy it."
Was praised.
But it always feels a little awkward.
Asuka raised her eyebrows and turned to look at the embarrassed Shinji: "Ah, well, why have you become like this? You are a bastard. Shinji-kun is such a bastard."
From a tsundere to a bitch, right?
Don't say it.
The age is really right.
Jon stood up and gave Asuka a slap in the face: "Be honest."
Asuka covered her head, "Hey, what are you doing!"
"Little Heizi is showing his chicken feet." Jon's eyes were stunned.
Then he softened a lot: "You have to understand the lethality of beautiful girls to boys of the same age. Before you put on swimsuits, you were good classmates, good colleagues, and good comrades. But after you put on swimsuits, he suddenly
Realize that you are actually real people."
Asuka:???
This is not nonsense.
The charm of this young lady has always been like this.
But what on earth did that boy think of me before?
Shinji's face turned red as he could. He felt that staying here for another second would be torture, so he excused himself: "Well... I'm going to the bathroom!"
The enemy ran away in shame.
Today’s victory was won in one fell swoop by Asuka Langrei!
Looking at Shinji's running back, Jon couldn't help shouting: "Temperance! Little brother, temperance!"
Shinji's foot slipped and he almost fell.
But he didn't look back and rushed into the bathroom.
Grasp of Eternity, Deadly Rhythm, Phase Rush...
All right.
There are no smooth little combos.
Mainly because Fatal Rhythm has been deleted.
When Shinji came out, Asuka and Ayanami Rei had finished paying.
certainly.
What goes through is the public account.
After beating up so many apostles, what's wrong with those who are born with a good nature and reimburse some personal belongings?
Shinji asked curiously: "Is this the end?"
"Didn't you see enough? It's okay, I took a photo." At this time, Jon came over and hooked Shinji's shoulder: "I will send you a copy when the time comes."
Shinji:!!!
"Then... then please..."
The innocent young man finally fell into lust.
Asuka said disdainfully: "Pervert."
Jon: "A man's true nature, food, sex, and sex. What do you, a little girl, know about movies?"
As soon as she mentioned this, Asuka got angry and put her hands on her hips and said, "You've already seen it, and now you're talking about my little girl's movie?"
Jon: "It's okay. In fact, there is a market for half-baked food. There is no need to embarrass yourself."
Asuka: "Go to hell!"
…
…
I can't go to Okinawa.
Just make do with it at the swimming pool.
This was Asuka's original plan.
But just when she wanted to wear a new swimsuit and go into the water, she suddenly got an order.
"Hey, hey, is there any mistake? There is an apostle again." Asuka held the phone in one hand and put down the shopping bag in the other.
"The living apostle sample has appeared, and I need you and Shinji to recover it."
"The apostle hasn't taken shape yet, so there should be no risk of combat."
"But the apostle sample is of great significance to mankind, and failure is absolutely not allowed!"
"I need you to take it back as completely as possible..."
Hearing this, Asuka frowned and said, "What if the conditions don't allow it?"
"Then annihilate them immediately."
Asuka nodded: "I understand, idiot Shinji and I will be there soon."
After saying that, he put away the phone and called back: "Here comes the work."
Shinji: "..."
He felt like an entertainer.
This Saturday is really not unclean.
perhaps.
This is the fate of those who are qualified.
The boy's secondary disease had a small attack.
Then he said hello to Ayanami Rei and Jon, turned around and walked out of the door.
Looking at the backs of the two of them, Ayanami Rei's expression showed a hint of wavering.
At this moment, Jon came behind her and put a hand on the girl's shoulder: "Now, there are only two of us left."
Ayanami Rei's delicate body trembled.
Turning around, he met Jon's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
The corners of Jon's mouth raised slightly: "This is a rare opportunity, let's make some dumplings."
After hearing this, Ayanami Rei thought for a moment and said, "Okay."
Jon snapped his fingers: "OK, then I'll prepare the fillings and you can knead the dough."
After saying that, he hurried to the kitchen.
What?
Tauren plot.
I, Qiao, am a pure love warrior, how could I get involved with the tauren!