Chapter 162, I really have no intention of fighting.
When the Heavenly Eyes and Earthly Eyes came back, I had already been knocked down by Qiuyue!
It's not easy for the goddess to get drunk. I used several levels of super soul power but I couldn't get rid of her drunkenness!
Qiuyue laughed and fell on the hot bed made of white jade, snoring like a heartless existence!
I know that with me here, she deliberately wants to get drunk and relieve her worries.
But I can't. In addition to watching her, I also have some unfinished tasks!
"Drunkard! If you can't drink, just drink less! Your mind is in a mess, are we still going in?" The clairvoyant stood in front of me, one eye kept moving around, and he asked the clairvoyant.
"It seems that if a demon invades his spiritual body now, he will have no intention of fighting. No, old guy, let's call someone to form a barrier quickly." Di Yantong said anxiously.
"Did you smell anything?" the Earth Eye asked the Sky Eye channel in confusion.
"Hey! They thought that we are weak alone." said the clairvoyant.
"What nonsense? There are four of us, how can we be alone? Come on, who wants to touch us?" Di Yantong said angrily.
"You know how to get angry? People who get angry easily are less capable and more likely to fight, you know?" The clairvoyant whispered to his good brother with disdain.
"Why don't you tell me! Otherwise, you will see your brother suffer a loss later, and you will regret it again?" Di Yantong said while sending a distress signal to the underworld.
"Oh! Who else can there be except the devils in the sky above the devil's capital? No matter how many ghosts you call to come up, it will be useless. Have you ever heard of cowards? They are afraid of being seen alive, but they still dare to subjugate demons? They are called black dragons."
He was so angry that he immediately sent a signal to heaven.
The black dragon took the little green bull and the emperor, just in time to return with the soul power. Seeing the wandering soul in the sky, asking for help like a ghost, he knew that something was going to happen to us, so he drove the cloud saucer spaceship to the Zhuangyuan Building.
It kept circling in the sky.
"Hey!..." The Earthly Eye and the Heavenly Eye glanced at me, shook their heads and floated out.
My mind was in a trance, as if I was wandering in the ninth heaven!
Qiuyue's thoughts have been floating in the clouds, and I have no choice but to follow closely and accompany her as she floats around in the sky, without any purpose or meaning, and I don't know where we want to go!
"Look, where is it! You catch the man, and I'll catch the woman." A familiar stranger took a few ghosts and monsters and hid under the foot of the cloud, muttering about how to catch me and the girl.
Where is Qiuyue!
"Why should we catch the man, but you should catch the beauty? Don't you think you are a little more interested in sex than friends?" A ghostly monster said to a familiar stranger.
"Hey! You are demons, and I am a god. Of course I am the first! Do you think you can tarnish the divine body? Stop talking nonsense, just go back and capture a few beauties to honor the demon brothers. This time, I must get it
She." said the familiar stranger.
"Keep your word!" several demons said with a smile.
"Count it! Take action." Several demons laughed wildly and ran towards me.
"Hey! My whole body is sore. I really have no intention of fighting! Being devoured by the devil must be very sore!" I said to them with a sneer.
"You want to be eaten by us? Are you Sun Wukong? Can you still do somersaults in our stomachs? You are so self-righteous." They hesitated for a moment, then continued to pounce on me with a smile.
The black dragon poked his head out of the Yun Disk spacecraft and pulled Qiu Yue into the Yun Disk spacecraft.
When I saw it, I couldn't help but chuckle to myself.
This time, I must catch this guy who has evil thoughts about Qiuyue.
The black dragon understood my thoughts and began to form a barrier.
A white shadow floated past my sleepy eyes. It cunningly left a fake body and stood in the clouds, but the soul escaped.
This guy is as slippery as a loach.
Several demons are still staring at me!
Well, I’ll give each of you a drunken singing gentleman!
I counted, there were six demons in total, and they were attacking me viciously with their black teeth grinning.
"Hey! There are six little people. Brothers, there is one for each person. No need to grab it, just use it as a snack to wrap up your belly!" Each of these guys swallowed six of my clones in one bite.
"Well, I just want to use the sourness in their stomachs to dispel the alcoholic smell of Goddess Sin! Hahahaha!" I said softly to myself, and immediately transformed into six more clones.
"Well! Brothers, this trip is not in vain, the gods are sending snacks! If you don't eat, you will eat in vain. If you have enough, you can go home." A demon said with a smile.
I keep changing and they keep eating!
After eating, there were no less than ten pieces of it, and several of them were so drunk that they looked ugly.
They were staggering around, almost unable to stand on the clouds, and half of their bodies were covered by the clouds.
"Brothers, how come this guy has so many little snacks? Look, there are so many snacks on the top of the white clouds. They are all densely packed. You will eat them all and you will die!" A guy who was obviously drunk had his eyes wide open.
Gradually, he closed his eyes and kept talking nonsense.
No matter how awesome a demon you are, if you fall from the ninth heaven to the mortal world, you will be crippled even if you are not dead.
I got excited, so I simply took back all my clones, squeezed out all the goddess in my body and ejaculated into the mouths of the six demons.
"Plop! Plop! Plop..." There were several loud noises, and the sound of the demons falling through the atmosphere kept coming from below the clouds.
I was not drunk at all, so I simply pulled over a white cloud, randomly trimmed it into the shape of a lotus petal, lay down on it, closed my eyes and rested.
"Aren't you unwilling to fight anymore? Why are you alive again now?" Heilong smiled and threw me a contemptuous remark, driving Yundish, Youhu returned to the heaven.
The Sky Eye Tong and the Earth Eye Tong looked at each other, looked at me, then looked at each other, and then chased the Yundish spacecraft through the clouds.
"Very good! If you don't protect my Miss Qiuyue, look back and see how I will deal with you." I took back all my previously distracted thoughts and followed the cloud lotus petals as they floated leisurely around the Nine Heavens.
Yes, not happy yet.
"Ouch! We're in big trouble now." A voice screamed from under my cloud lotus petals.
"What's wrong? Old Dragon King." It was Fenghou's voice.
"This cloud was supposed to be on duty today, but it was requisitioned by my husband! Do you think it should die or not?" the old Dragon King said with a sad face.
"Oh! You mean the clouds should turn into rain today?" asked the Queen of the Wind.
"That's right! But now Mr. is asleep up there! Moreover, this cloud is not heavy enough. There will be enough rainfall, which will affect the harvest of crops in the Northeast this year. Oops! Damn Muyun Beast, why doesn't he give it?
Sir, what about a cloud?" the old Dragon King said complainingly.
"What's the point of talking about this now? Wake up sir, fill up the cloud lotus petals, and it will rain on time. Go call him after the wind, I guess he will be embarrassed to lose his temper." Thunder God and Lightning Girl said in unison.
"You two, you don't even look at what's going on now, you just know how to shirk responsibility. If you smell it, it smells like alcohol. If I come up, how embarrassed will he be with his bare buttocks? Lei Gong, go up and whip him!"
Feng Hou said angrily.
"Slap him? I don't dare. If he doesn't hit me, I'll do it! Sister Feng, you better go ahead!" Lei Gong said.
"In this world below our feet, some people are planting vegetables, some are planting knives, and some are planting human hearts! Those who plant vegetables end up harvesting people's hearts, those who plant knives end up harvesting dead bodies, and those who plant people's hearts end up harvesting cabbage! You guys?
G, do you want to grow vegetables or people's hearts?" I asked them unhappily.
"We! We don't even plant. We plant white clouds and misty rain!" Feng Hou said with a smile.
"There is nothing wrong with planting. You have to plant white clouds and misty rain. A gust of divine wind will pass by, and the smoke and clouds will disappear. Isn't it true to the saying: they are all passing by?" I followed suit and said with a smile.
"You also know that everything is just passing smoke? Old man, if you do this, you won't worry about the day Qiuyue runs away with someone else? Come down here, this cloud is on duty today." Fenghou said.
"I'm too lazy to move! You scared away the person I wanted to arrest, and I'm in a bad mood." I said deliberately to make things difficult for them.
"After the wind, why don't we tell the Jade Emperor to change the clouds on duty to rain? As long as the weight is not too heavy or too little, it will be fine. If you think it is feasible, I will report it now." The Thunder God and the Lightning Mother said in unison.
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"I'm scared to death, baby! What's wrong with you? I'll just change a cloud and let the Buddha lie down." I said.
"But Lao, this cloud has been cut by you. It's too short and useless!" Lei Gong said to me helplessly.
"Wouldn't it be over if I catch it for you?" I said, gently pulling back the corners of the cloud that I had just cut out, integrating it into the cloud that was on duty today, and then I caught it again.
A cloud, and then went to sleep.
Seeing me moving here and there, and instantly regaining the true form of this cloud, Thunder God and Lightning Girl could not help but be shocked and said: "Is this a state where you are too lazy to move and don't want to take on the challenge? These clowns really don't know how to live or die.
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"Send us some rain! Stop making such a fuss. These are people from the Ninety-ninth Heaven. Do you still think he is the little scholar from our Lingxiao Palace? He is just here to create mysteries." Feng said.
Then he called out the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother and said.
"Okay! Queen of the Wind, you will start the wind first, then Dian Mu and I will make thunder and lightning, and Dragon King will prepare for rain." Thunder Gong said with a smile.
"Stop chattering, be careful not to miss the moment." I said to them with a smile while lying in the new cloud lotus.
This time I didn't cut out the auspicious cloud, I just trimmed the corners slightly and changed its shape using the method of Muyun Beast.
"Heilong, where are you?" The first thing Qiuyue did when she woke up was to look for me!
"Here! You're sleeping in on the cloud lotus below, aren't you?" Black Dragon said with a wicked smile.
"This damn ghost is so drunk after just a few sips? Old Hei, is there any good way to wake him up?" Qiuyue asked Heilong anxiously.
"Be simple and crude. Princess Yue, go down and shake his cloud lotus vigorously, and make sure he gets up in one go." Black Dragon laughed evilly, covering his mouth and said.
"Uh! That makes sense. This guy is enjoying it so much. He must have just learned Crouching Cloud Lotus not long ago. I'll go down and add some ingredients to him." Qiuyue said and jumped down with a pop.
"Run! Someone is going to be in trouble." Heilong smirked and drove the cloud saucer and disappeared into the ninth heaven.
He has returned to heaven, and there is still a lot of soul power waiting for him to transport.
I felt something heavy falling on Yunlian, and the Yunlu became unstable.
"Qiuyue, can you stop making trouble? If you want to be my Yunlian, just sit still and don't move around." I felt very comfortable lying down, so I didn't want to cause trouble.
"This cloud is the auspicious cloud on Laojun's thatched roof in Sanqing Realm! You are seeking death. You packed it into an auspicious cloud. After a while, Laojun knows it, and it would be strange if he doesn't clean it up!"
Qiuyue shook the fake cloud lotus vigorously while scaring me.
"Don't shake it. It will be embarrassing if you fall down after a while. I just learned the Muyun technique. Don't shake it." I went from enjoying it to being helpless to wanting to beat someone!
"Hey! You have a good temper. If you dare to stare at me, I will shake you and bite me?" Qiuyue made a face at me with a smile and looked at me with contempt.
"Don't shake! They are down there preparing for the rain after the wind! If they fall, they will not protect us." I resisted the urge to hit her and said to her with a smile.
"Hahaha! It's all your old family down here. If you keep talking to me and glaring at me, I'll call all the sisters from Lengyue Palace to come down and throw you into the wind, rain, thunder and lightning, so that you can become a drowned rat and suffer from you.
Sanctions from my family’s magic weapon. Hahahaha! Come here, pinch your arms and beat your legs!” Qiuyue, this damn girl, can’t be alone with her in the sky. It’s obvious that the landlord and the rich are bullying the little girl! Oh, no, it’s bullying.
Xiaosheng.
"Bullying you? You are my lady's consort. If I don't bully you, how can I let you bully me? Come on, if you don't want it to rain with the rain, just come here and beat your legs." Qiuyue sat on Yunlian.
Above, I watched with a smile as they watched the rain fall after the wind!
I jumped up. I really wanted to beat her, but after looking at the great gods below, I was too embarrassed to do it.
If my heroic deeds of beating my wife spread in the ninth heaven, how will I behave as a human being in the future? Besides, I am still a god, not a human being!
Qiuyue was also shocked when she saw my livid face at first.
Later, when he saw that I was smiling again, he patted his chest and comforted himself: "I'm scared to death, baby! I thought you were serious! I'll tease you next time when no one is around. Don't be angry, sir."
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While I was giving her a massage, I watched them rain after the wind, and said casually: "Your Majesty, your Majesty, you even brought the horse with you to be your master. If you don't treat me like a beast, I am already grateful."
How dare you get angry?"
"Small! Just because of this, you have been thinking about leaving Jiuchongtian? No matter where you go, you are my lady's consort. I don't believe that you are like my cousin, jumping out of the three realms and not living in the five elements?"
"Qiuyue gradually lay down enjoying herself and said to me quietly.
While I was squatting aside giving her a massage, I watched the Wind Queen Dragon Prince and their rain project.
A huge cloud gradually turned into water droplets, pouring down the Yangtze River to the upper reaches of Jinling City.
The crystal clear water droplets travel through the thunder and lightning, as if they are scattering little stars one after another, or they are shining fluorescent lights dancing under the clouds... It's so spectacular.
I was fascinated when I saw a familiar figure inside the water curtain, jumping up and down amidst the thunder and lightning, as if he was practicing some mysterious skill...!