What kind of magical martial arts is this? Who is he? So naughty? Not only did he dare to have evil thoughts towards Qiuyue! He also dared to stir up trouble under the noses of Thunder God and Lightning Mother and Feng Queen and Dragon King...!
Who is he? So familiar yet so strange!…
I finally met him again today, this familiar stranger.
"Plop!" With a sound, I fell into the rain curtain of thunder and lightning.
I went, and in my excitement, I forgot to transform into a dwarf!
"Sir! Don't change the foothold of the heavy rain so easily." Fenghou was afraid that I would get hit by Jiuchongtian's board, so she shouted loudly to remind me.
I made an OK gesture to her, and I had already transformed into a dwarf as thin as a gossamer, floating towards the figure walking in the rain.
"Hey hey hey hey! You want to catch me? You don't even have to weigh how many pounds you have! If it weren't for the fact that you are the damn prince-in-law, I would have killed you long ago." The spine on the back can actually speak!
Grandma, what she said is very irritating. If it weren’t for the fear of accidentally hurting one of my own, I would let him know what the meaning of heaven is now!
"I'm not afraid of ruining my fairy teeth with my big words! If you have the ability, don't be evasive. We'll find out after a few moves." I ventriloquised to him.
Because in the violent storm, I couldn't open my mouth, so I could only use divine words.
"You want to catch me, but I won't be fooled by you! Yes, I like Miss Qiuyue, but you still took the opportunity to become the consort of Lingxiao Palace! It's just that I was stupid back then, and I got the first one who is near the water.
I don’t even understand Yue’s principles. I had to wait for you to fucking enter the Lengyue Palace before I regretted it! Qiuyue was supposed to be mine, if you hadn’t been admitted to the Great Secret of Lingxiao Palace.…
..." he said angrily.
"So you are Qiuyue's childhood sweetheart? It's a pity that your mind is extremely dark, so you don't dare to face such a dazzling moon palace god, so you keep worrying and wasting your time, and finally gave up the opportunity to me. Hahaha! It stands to reason.
He said, I should thank you, and should not press on you step by step. But you should never, absolutely should not, and should not still be thinking about our Qiuyue. You must know that I am a person who is used to eating alone, especially
You don’t allow others to get involved in the woman you love.” I said, speeding up the pace of pursuit.
Walking through the dark curtain of rain with thunder and lightning is not a powerful method for the immortals. What is powerful is that if you do not change the path of any thunder and lightning or a drop of rain, it will be extraordinary.
Because the gods who are fighting and playing in the rain will be dragged to the Lingxiao Palace to be beaten if they change the path of even a drop of rain.
We all know this very well, so we don't dare to use our skills to fight. We can only chase each other in the rain, test our foot strength and harmless tricks.
"You'd better stop chasing me. I just want to get the girl of my dreams! Are you so competitive? Stop chasing me. If you continue to chase me, you'll end up in the Cao Tou Army's territory." A familiar stranger panted.
said to me.
"If you have the guts to steal a woman from me, just fight me honestly. Don't act like a bastard all day long and sneak around behind me. I really can't stand a coward like you."
You look like a coward. You are a man, so just stop for me. We will fight for three hundred rounds. If you lose, you can get away as far as you want... Are you capable?" I shouted loudly and chased after you.
When he looked like he was about to catch up, he squeaked and got into the haystack.
I looked around and found that I had already left the Three Realms and arrived at a manor.
There were only large and small haystacks everywhere, but no one or any livestock.
"Uh! Have the people here gone to work in the fields?" I hesitated for a moment, and then landed in the manor, carefully searching for any familiar strangers.
"Who is so bold as to dare to come to my house and act wild?" A guy with clairvoyance or clairvoyance, holding a broken halberd and leading a stupid dog that couldn't bark, stopped me.
way out.
"Are you the owner here?" I asked him.
"Nonsense! Who are you? How dare you come here to act wild?" He slowly opened the two eyes under his single eye and said slowly.
"Are you... Lord Ma? Lord Ma with three eyes?...I'm looking for someone, a love rival who has been hiding in the dark. He is now hiding in the haystack." I said.
"Who do you care who I am? The person you are looking for is not here, get out of here!" He said to me very fiercely.
"Hey, hey, hey! I'm talking about a guy like Lord Ma. If you hand him over, my brother will leave immediately. I don't care about you, you shabby huts!" I said disdainfully.
"Hey! Are you more awesome than Bima Wen? If you have a name, grandpa will never kill an unknown person." The guy said with a deep smile.
"I'm just a nameless vegetation, what's wrong? Do you have to pick someone to fight with? Are you going to get out of the way?" I said to him angrily.
"You four-eyed dog, are you so arrogant and domineering? It's a pity that your two one-eyed ones didn't follow you, otherwise you might still have a chance to be arrogant, but now...! Hahahaha! Get out now
It’s not too late to go out, because I’m not completely angry with your grandfather yet.” He said to me very arrogantly.
"You do have some skills. You can see them even if my heavenly and earthly eyes don't follow them." I said with a smile.
"What's so strange about these? Aren't they just two pugs that can walk freely in the Lingxiao Palace? If Grandpa is willing, he can do the same." The three-eyed monster said to me with a smile.
"You don't bother walking in the Nine Heavens, and neither does my brother! It's just that I'm trapped by love. I just want to be a pug...hehehehe!...You go on your own! I don't want to accompany you anymore," I said with a laugh.
"A lecherous person is just a lecherous person. How can he be trapped by love? He actually likes the little fairy in Lingxiao Palace, so he deserves to die even more! Let's take a strike from grandpa with the Brahma Painted Halberd." The guy said and started to swing.
The guy in my hand has a very bad temper.
As I spoke, a divine wind rushed towards me along the way...!
"Don't worry! If the fight continues like this, it will have no meaning except hurting innocent people. Hand over the person and I will leave immediately." I defused his offensive lightly and said casually.
"Woof! Woof!" His dog looked at my thoughts, barked three times, and then lay down on the ground obediently.
"How come you smell like my little sister? What's your relationship with her?" The three-eyed guy suddenly stopped preparing to take action and asked me in confusion.
"Your little sister?...I'm not a fucking male dog. I want it from everyone. Don't talk nonsense. If my tigress finds out, she will think that I am really messing around with others outside."
Yeah! If you keep talking nonsense, I will be really rude." I said angrily.
"What kind of male dog is a bitch? Old, you bastard thinks that I, Leng Qiuyue, am a bitch. Let's see if I don't skin you when I go back!" Qiuyue saw that I was chasing someone, so she drove the cloud I made.
Lian also came over.
"Cousin! Beat him to death. Even if he bullies your cousin, he is still chasing your little sister all over the world! Hahahaha! Okay! Okay! Okay! This time you have met your opponent! I think you are still good at it.
"I don't know if she is talking about her cousin or me!
Anyway, in heaven and on earth, there is really no one I am afraid of except my father and her!
"Cousin, you mean he is the Prince Consort? Why does he smell like you? The Roaring Dog is going to be a traitor." The three-eyed guy put away the halberd in his hand and shrugged.
shrugged.
"I won't pretend anymore! I said to my cousin, hand over the man who just slipped in in front of me to my cousin, and my cousin will treat you to a wedding banquet. How about that?" I said seriously.
"Hahaha! You mean there is a man coming in here? Isn't it just us two brothers?" My cousin said to me with a hearty smile.
"I'm serious, cousin," I said.
"I'm serious too. Apart from these grassroots soldiers, we are the only two men here now! Isn't that right, Qiuyue?" My cousin said to me and Qiuyue with a hearty smile.
"That's it! Old man, if you keep messing around, I won't be polite if my cousin doesn't beat you up!" Qiuyue looked at me unhappily and said angrily.
"You...! The whole family is bullying me, an outsider, when we have a date? Let me go...this is not the way to treat guests!" I was really angry, and someone ran into the haystack.
, they just don’t want to admit it.
"Is it possible that you really want to fight with your cousin? Old man, what you said is too much! Do you know? Do you feel that you are at a disadvantage for marrying me? Tell me honestly." Qiuyue said directly.
It fell from the sky and cried out.
"You...I didn't mean anything! I...I...!" I immediately stepped forward to catch her, held her tightly in my arms, and kept apologizing to her.
"Grrrrrr!...I keep crying...I keep crying...You are not ashamed, a grown man can still cry!" Qiuyue started to squirm under my cock, panting all over.
She almost burst out laughing!
When I went there, I thought she really cried when I told her! This little girl deliberately tested my sincerity!
"If you break it, Lingxiao Palace will spank me. From now on, I will live with an ice beauty who can't walk. Why don't I feel embarrassed?" I said with a smile.
"Oh! Are you saying that you won't want me when I get old and ugly? How dare you! Break your legs." Qiuyue looked into my eyes fiercely and said motionless.
Hey! Do you think women have a lot of eyes? I can tell you a lot of twisted truths in just one sentence!
"Ouch! Cousin, don't let my brother fight with me. Do you think we, brother and sister, are transparent or just grassroots?" A fake young man dressed as a man emerged from the haystack and said.
"Really? I didn't lie to you! My sister is Yang Canan." My cousin said to me with a smile.
"Cousin-in-law, you are so unmanly! You talk like a pretty boy! I got goosebumps all over my body when I heard it." Yang Jianan made a face and said to me with a smile.
"Cousin! Have you seen anyone? A man about the same height as you just ran into the haystack." I asked this little cousin-like cousin whom I met for the first time.
"Just now? Wasn't it me who entered the haystack just now?" the cousin said in confusion.
I know it, Qiuyue knows it, my eldest cousin also knows it, and my little cousin didn’t lie!
However, I am certain that someone has indeed entered the haystack.
Although he dressed up as his cousin and deceived Qiuyue, his eldest cousin and even the little sky dog, he couldn't deceive me!
Because his shoulders are wider and flatter than his cousin's, which are not the shoulders of a girl!
"Okay! I saw it wrong." I said deliberately pretending to be embarrassed.
"Since you're here, let's have a simple meal at my cousin's house!" the eldest cousin said happily.
"Cousin, I only eat night dew from Sanchun, and I don't eat anything else! Let's forget it." I said to him with a smile.
"You literati! You don't enjoy the delicacies of mountains and seas, but you want to imitate the three pure gods and go to eat the wind and drink the dew! Oh! Forget it, sit down for a while and I will make tea for you young couple, how about it?" Dabiao said
Brother said stubbornly.
"Old, sit down for a while and then go back! Anyway, there is nothing wrong! Besides, it is not easy to find the eldest cousin here! Since it is a coincidence, we sisters and brothers are just reunited! Hahahaha." Qiuyue.
He looked at me with a smile, suddenly broke away from my arms, and walked deeper into the haystacks with a smile.
"Cousin-in-law, do you, the chief secretary of Lingxiao Palace, know how to do martial arts? I just saw you neutralize my brother's trump card in an understatement. Can you teach me?" the cousin said in a low voice.
She was careful and careful, but she was still very careful. She only flattered her brother-in-law, but she didn't know that after listening to her words, her eldest cousin's face turned blue and white, and she became very embarrassed!
"It's nothing! My cousin-in-law doesn't know martial arts, these are magic powers." I didn't know what to do, so I said helplessly.
"Qiuyue, you play here with your cousin for a few days, and I'll go chase that guy." After I said that, I got into the haystack.
I have to find out who he is. He transformed into a younger cousin and deceived his elder cousin. But I am not blind. He is thoughtful and thoughtful, and I am not bad either!
Sure enough, there was a small, dark hole inside the haystack. When the hole entered the center of the haystack, it disappeared.
I looked down at the ground. The soil was soft, as if someone had just loosened it.
Hey hey hey! Earth escape.
I slipped and crawled into the ground.
Sure enough, a beautiful mouse cave stretched forward, winding as if it were a path in the forest.
I accelerated forward, and after a while, I saw a little man sitting in front of me, breathing heavily...!
Hey hey hey! I can’t catch you this time?
My energy suddenly came to me, and I ran towards him.