Chapter 696 People like Bai Rourou are docile donkeys
Hao Shuai still has some experience in how to make Bai Rourou understand that admiration is not love.
When Bai Rourou told how great her senior brother Zhuge Kongping was, Hao Shuai did not refute at all. Instead, he actively joined in Bai Rourou's words, expressing his agreement with her words from time to time and his admiration for her senior brother.
Especially when Bai Rourou said that she and her senior brother had a deep love for each other, but the senior brother's wife disliked her very much, Hao Shuai stood firmly on his side and said indignantly: "This is unreasonable! As a woman,
Don’t you understand the rule of seven exits? Your senior brother can definitely divorce that jealous woman!"
"I think only a gentle, considerate, considerate, and childhood sweetheart like Miss Bai is suitable for a genius in the cultivation world like your senior brother."
Following Hao Shuai's crazy compliments against his will, Bai Rourou became more and more pleased with Hao Shuai's eyes.
If Bai Rourou was a little wary of Hao Shuai before, now she has completely regarded him as one of her own.
After all, if you are not one of your own, how can you understand yourself and your feelings for your senior brother so well!
At this moment, Bai Rourou only hated that Hao Shuai was not a woman, otherwise she would have had a long talk with him and become sworn sisters.
As for Bai Rourou's mental state at this time, Hao Shuai said that he was fully under control.
Why is Bai Rourou still not married when she is thirty years old?
Is it because she lacks suitors?
No~~
On the contrary, beauties like Bai Rourou, who are fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged and armed with "dangerous" weapons, naturally have no shortage of suitors, and among them are young talents with handsome faces and rich knowledge.
But why hasn't anyone successfully captured Bai Rourou yet?
Hao Shuai thought that they must have made the most serious mistake, that is, they showed jealousy after learning about Bai Rourou's feelings for Zhuge Kongping.
He kept saying in front of Bai Rourou that her senior brother was fat and ugly, that he was not a good match for her at all, and that he was not worthy of her attention~~~
Tsk tsk~~
They say jealousy separates hostages, and this is absolutely true!
Those who say bad things about Zhuge Kongping don't even think about it. How could Bai Rourou not know that her senior brother is as fat as a pig?
But Bai Rourou still likes her senior brother without hesitation, which shows that Bai Rourou is not a woman who only values appearance. In her eyes, connotation is the most important.
In order to change Bai Rourou's view of her senior brother, she must first be stronger than Zhuge Kongping and make Bai Rourou realize that the omnipotent senior brother in her mind is not very powerful after all!
When Bai Rourou plants the seed in her heart that her senior brother is not enough, with constant fertilization, the seed will grow into a big tree sooner or later.
It’s time for Bai Rourou to fall in love with someone else!
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Because of Hao Shuai's thoughtful conversation, the atmosphere between the two of them seemed very harmonious along the way.
Hao Shuai was afraid that Bai Rourou would be bored, so he played brain teasers while rushing.
For example, Hao Shuai asked: "Two people fell into a trap. The dead people are called dead people, and what are the living people called?"
"A living person!" Bai Rouju said.
"No, a living person should call for help." Hao Shuai said.
"Haha, this question is really interesting, Hao Shuai, come on, keep asking!" Bai Rourou was so amused by the answer that in this era, there was a lack of entertainment, so even cold jokes could make them laugh for a long time.
Hao Shuai didn't know whether it was funny or not. He only knew that Bai Rourou was indeed shaking wildly. The trembling Hao Shuai was dizzy, so he had to quickly continue to ask: "What are you afraid of cloth and paper?"
"Afraid of fire!" Bai Rourou apparently thought for a while before replying this time.
"Wrong, cloth is afraid of 10,000, paper is afraid of nothing." Hao Shuai said.
"Ha ha……"
As a person who has been immersed in Internet knowledge, Hao Shuai has a lot of anecdotes like this in his head. Just mentioning a few of them will make Bai Rourou laugh.
In fact, Hao Shuai is better at colorful jokes, but he was afraid of scaring Bai Rourou, so he had no choice but to give up this advantage.
On this day, when the two of them passed by a small village, Bai Rourou, who had just been made laugh by Hao Shuai, suddenly grabbed Hao Shuai beside her and said cautiously: "Be careful, there is corpse gas in the village ahead, I'm afraid there are zombies
haunt."
Hearing Bai Rourou's words, Hao Shuai stopped immediately. He was not frightened by Bai Rourou's words, but wanted to stop and carefully feel Bai Rourou's slender and tender hands.
"There are sounds of fighting inside. It should be a fellow Taoist who is there to slay demons. Let's go in and have a look. Don't make any noise later." After quietly observing the situation in the village, Bai Rourou warned.
After receiving Hao Shuai's assurance, Bai Rourou led Hao Shuai carefully towards the village.
After a while, the two came to the place where the fight was taking place in the village. They saw a man in a suit and tie fighting with a zombie using various strange things.
According to Hao Shuai's visual inspection, the zombie should have the strength of a first-level green zombie, but under the attack of the man, it was beaten indiscriminately.
The fight finally subsided as the man finally used a strange net to cover the zombie.
"He is the best in the world!" Bai Rourou recognized the man immediately.
"No. 1 Mao? Why is he here?" Hao Shuai also recognized this man who looked somewhat similar to Captain Ah Wei. He was the No. 1 Mao in the world who came to seek bad luck for Zhuge Kongping in the movie.
But why is he here?
Shouldn’t we go to Zhuge’s house?!
That's not right! In the movie, it seems that Yi Mao and Bai Rourou arrived at Zhuge's house in front of and behind.
Now because of the appearance of Hao Shuai, it is normal for Bai Rourou and No. 1 Mao to encounter each other.
"Who am I? Isn't this brother Kong Ping's junior sister?"
The man, No. 1 Mao, immediately laughed after seeing the appearance of the person coming. He also recognized Bai Rourou.
Then No. 1 Mao looked at Hao Shuai behind Bai Rourou and said with a smile: "Hey~~ Fairy Bai is planning to fall in love with someone else and not want your fat senior brother?"
But it was No. 1 Mao who caused the misunderstanding when he saw Hao Shuai's handsome appearance.
"Taoist Priest, please don't talk nonsense!" Hao Shuai immediately clarified, then looked at Bai Rourou with a slightly disappointed expression, and continued: "I~ I just want to accept Miss Bai as my teacher."
"Become a disciple?" No. 1 Mao was also stunned by Hao Shuai's reason, but then he smiled and said: "Boy, you are really discerning. This White Fairy is a famous beauty in our Xuanmen. She is extremely young and beautiful.
Look at how beautiful she is now in her forties, but she lost when she was fighting for a man, and her senior brother married someone else."
"You are number one!"
Bai Rourou's expression was normal after hearing the previous words, but when it came to the last two sentences, her eyebrows suddenly stood up, and she almost couldn't help but take action directly.
As the saying goes, you don't slap someone in the face, you don't expose someone's shortcomings. The first thing he mentioned was Bai Rourou's age, and then the matter of her senior brother being robbed. This was just adding salt to Bai Rourou's wounds.