Chapter 697: This chapter is about pigs feet being soaked in soy sauce
At this time, Hao Shuai was slightly speechless. He understood why Bai Rourou said that No. 1 had a bad reputation in the cultivation world.
Just like Shi Maoshan's way of speaking, which can offend two people with one sentence, his parents will be beaten sooner or later, and even his parents won't recognize him.
Just like this time, if he hadn't thought that he would kill himself later and feed the bronze-armored corpse, Hao Shuai wouldn't be able to help but play dirty tricks to teach him a lesson!
Hum~~
Dare you call Hao Shuai a boy?!
Hao Shuai didn't even remember the last time someone called him that. The grass on the grave was several feet tall!
"No. 1 Mao, why are you here if you don't stay at home?" Bai Rourou asked with a cold face.
Because Yi Mao and Zhuge Kongping don't get along, and because she likes her senior brother Zhuge Kongping wholeheartedly, and loves both the house and Wuxia, she has always disliked Yi Mao.
However, as the number one steel straight man, he didn't care. He had long been accustomed to Bai Rourou's attitude, because he often complained that Bai Rourou liked Zhuge Kongping, but Zhuge Kongping did not marry her, but married his current wife Wang.
This incident of Hui made Bai Rourou angry.
After these few days, I learned from Bai Rourou that the so-called "Zhuge Kongping is in the south and No.1 Mao is in the north" does not refer to the whole north and south of China. Zhuge Kongping and No.1 Mao can't even reach the Dan realm.
I don’t have the guts to declare my cultivation level to the outside world like this.
The north here refers to Henan Province, where Zhuge's family is located, and the south refers to Hubei Province, where Zhuge's family is located. The two of them can be regarded as the most famous Taoist monks in their respective regions.
That's why they were compared to each other by people from two neighboring provinces, and because they were enemies in the same industry, the relationship between the two was on the same level.
"Of course I'm here for Brother Kong Ping. I heard that Brother Kong Ping recently caught a Xishuangbanna bronze-armored corpse and made a big splash. I, the First Mao, and Brother Kong Ping have known each other for so many years, so naturally I want to come over to congratulate you."
"The weasel is sending New Year greetings to the rooster - he has no good intentions! I think you are jealous of your senior brother and want to bring bad luck to him!"
Bai Rourou would not believe No. 1 Mao's lies. She knew that No. 1 Mao was unconvinced and came to cause trouble because her senior brother captured the bronze-armored corpse and made a big splash in the spiritual world.
Although Bai Rourou had confidence in her senior brother's strength, out of love for her senior brother, Bai Rourou still stopped in front of the first team and said: "I will not let you go to trouble your senior brother."
"A good man doesn't fight with women! Hehe~ I'll take the first step!"
Unexpectedly, First Mao ignored Bai Rourou, turned around and galloped away quickly, leaving Bai Rourou and Hao Shuai alone.
"No. 1 Mao~~" Looking at No. 1 Mao's retreating back, Bai Rourou immediately wanted to catch up, but she suppressed this idea after seeing Hao Shuai who was helpless at the side.
Hao Shuai was very happy that Bai Rourou did not abandon him. This meant that after a few days of getting along, Bai Rourou had regarded Hao Shuai as a good confidant.
"Miss Bai, who is this No. 1 person? Is there anyone else named No. 1?" Hao Shuai asked.
"No one knows what No. 1 Mao's real name is now. It's just because he often claimed to be the No. 1 person in Maoshan. After a long time, he was called No. 1 Mao."
"He is a descendant of the Maoshan smelting lineage, but he likes to delve into new things and is good at combining traditional weapon refining methods with Western techniques, so the old antiques of the Maoshan sect may not be able to agree with him. Although he has not been officially expelled from the Maoshan sect,
But just treat him as if he doesn't exist anymore." Bai Rourou explained for Hao Shuai.
"That's it!" Hao Shuai nodded. Since Maoshan has given up on him, Hao Shuai is too lazy to save him and let him fend for himself!
"Let's go! I want to inform senior brother immediately that No. 1 Mao is coming to trouble him." Bai Rourou said urgently.
"But what to do with this zombie? Will it wake up?" Hao Shuai wished that the first one would cause trouble for Zhuge Kongping.
"This zombie~~ let's burn it!" Bai Rourou was a kind-hearted person after all. She couldn't see the zombies causing harm to the world, so she could only say.
Later, Hao Shuai and Bai Rourou carried the zombie to the outside of the village and burned it completely.
After finishing, Bai Rourou took Hao Shuai and quickly headed towards Zhuge's house.
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Zhuge Family in Xiangyang
In the night sky, there was a cry of crows. Ever since he got the bronze-armored corpse, Zhuge Kongping, who had been having bad luck, covered his left eye and said, "My eyelids are twitching!"
"Sir, if your eyelids twitch, the villain will arrive." The ghost servant answered, said something, and then quietly and silently turned to the other side.
"Are you kidding? I'm afraid of villains!" Zhuge Kongping said disdainfully to the ghost servant's words.
"Your skill has faded now!" the ghost servant said, and then shifted to the other side.
Zhuge Kongping, whose skill had faded and could no longer keep up with the ghost servant, simply gave up talking to the ghost servant face to face. After pondering for a moment, he looked forward and said: "If it is a villain, I think except for the guy in the first place, there will be no one."
There will be others."
"It is very possible that he has always wanted to defeat you and defeat you." The ghost servant affirmed.
"Don't be afraid, it's really not possible, we can only use the combined technique of humans and ghosts!" Zhuge Kongping said.
"Isn't that just a ghost?" the ghost servant said.
"A ghost is a ghost controlling a person. You can tell at a glance. The combined technique of human and ghost means you and I, human and ghost, cooperate to help each other and realize our potential." Zhuge Kongping said.
"Bang bang bang..."
Zhuge Kongping and his ghost servant had just completed the art of combining humans and ghosts when the door of the courtyard was knocked. Needless to say, he was the best in the world.
"Wow, that's it!" Zhuge Kongping muttered, strode to the courtyard, and opened the door.
It was pitch black outside the door. It was a black curtain. Zhuge Kongping didn't know it. When he looked out in confusion, he was kicked by the world's best and fell two feet away.
Then No. 1 Mao hid under the black cloth and used the Light Body Technique to fly towards Zhuge Kongping. He took the opportunity to sneak attack and hit Zhuge twice. He was kicked away by Zhuge and the magic cloth fell to the ground.
After being reminded by the ghost servant, Zhuge Kongping jumped up and was about to crush No. 1 Mao with his weight. Unexpectedly, No. 1 Mao stepped aside early, leaving behind a stone with the word "Mao" written on it, which severely hit Zhuge Kongping's back.
one time.
When Zhuge Kongping was rubbing his back, No. 1 Mao performed a magic trick and made a brilliant appearance.
Next, there was a funny fight between Zhuge Kongping and No. 1 Mao. The two sides fought to a tie in the first two rounds, and then the third round was a drinking battle. Zhuge Kongping and the ghost servant used the combined art of human and ghost, and drank the first prize.
After Mao brewed the ghost-suppressing talisman into wine, he immediately fainted.
Zhuge Kongping, who had been hit by the ghost-suppressing talisman, tried all kinds of throwing and bumping with the ghost servant in order to separate. He thought Kong Ping was still the first to fight with him and refused to admit defeat, so he kept throwing and bumping.
That is to say, for those who practice Taoism, their bodies are washed by spiritual energy and are stronger than ordinary people. If it were an ordinary person playing like them, their body would have fallen apart long ago.
In the end, Zhuge Kongping was able to remove the magic of combining humans and ghosts by eating candles. His move was also noticed by the First Mao, who took advantage of Zhuge Kongping's magic power to fade away and put him in a box.