Chapter 225 Xu Fu: I'm too happy to think about Tianmen here!
Chapter 225 Xu Fu: I am happy here, but I don’t miss Tianmen! (2-in-1, please subscribe)
In the blink of an eye, three months have passed.
In these three months, Jian Zong’s life has been peaceful, peaceful and fulfilling!
In the teaching field, a group of disciples were practicing their swordsmanship. Suddenly, a symphony of suona and erhu came from the top of the mountain, mixed with rap!
Hao Jian played the erhu, Mu Yingxiong played the suona, and Xu Fu sang like ghosts crying and wolves howling...
Ever since Xu Fu showed his unique tactic of self-reporting his family status that day, after the martial arts meeting ended, Hao Jian also recruited Xu Fu into the funeral band!
He debuted directly as the lead singer in the C position!
Xu Fu said that he was so satisfied with this position that even though several months had passed, his injuries had long since recovered, but he still had no intention of returning to Tianmen...
Until Wuming took his wife Xiaoyu down the mountain, Xu Fu didn't think of the plan to abduct Wuming and go to Tianmen...
Don't ask, just ask is just four words, game world!
Yes, Xu Fu feels that he is in the game world now, which is a normal operation in his long life.
In addition, you can also ask the sect master for advice on martial arts difficulties...
As for Tianmen...
Can anyone give him some advice?
The majestic Emperor Shitian, does he need anyone’s advice? What a joke!
But now, he plays the role of Wei Baitian, a younger disciple of the Sword Sect, so... Xu Fu comes naturally...
Although Xu Fu had to study for a long time after each instruction, his qualifications were even worse than Po Jun's!
But Xu Fu is not uncomfortable. After all, he has long been accustomed to the fact that his qualifications are poor. It will take longer to get any martial arts in his hands...
Anyway, the most important thing for me, Xu Fu, is time!
To sum it up in one sentence, immersive role playing!
"Now, let's send our screams to Baitian! He will bring us his new work - "Little Baitian in the Far North"!" At the top of the mountain, Hao Jian's voice spread throughout the sword
Zong.
Disciples in the teaching field: "..."
Already numb!
"Legend has it that there is a fairy castle,
It’s amazing to have a sect leader,
Each demon has his guidance,
Everything has changed for the better.
It’s really amazing to change from big to small,
A spell, a symbol...
Balala Xiaobaitian,
Watch my whole body change.
You can live without eating or drinking for thousands of years...
Lord Balala,
Xiaobaitian spoke,
Walking sideways with a sword..."
No, the other elders couldn't help but start twisting, twisting their necks, twisting their buttocks, and twisting to the beat...
The great elder covered his heart, his face was distorted, and he couldn't help but look up to the sky and shout: "What a sin..."
A group of disciples also started to sway.
When the great elder saw his granddaughter Fat Girl standing in the center of the teaching ground twisting like a big meat ball, he finally fainted...
Then, the tune changed and Xu Fu started roaring at the top of his voice again.
"Let us swing the oars,
Small boat, push, open, wave!
The beautiful white pagoda is reflected in the sea,
Surrounded by green trees and red walls!
Let's swing the oars, let's swing the oars..."
No, a group of disciples almost broke their swords!
On a mountain in the distance, a masked woman in white looked at this scene and almost stared out of her eyes.
"This...is this the sect master? He...what is he doing?"
Looking at Xu Fu's crazy look, she couldn't believe her eyes!
"Isn't this Sword Sect? How could it become like this?"
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late at night.
Xu Fu looked at the music score in front of him seriously, and from time to time he would murmur a few words of "babble"...
Suddenly, his expression changed slightly and he said in a deep voice: "What are you doing here?"
A woman in white floated in from the window, bowed and saluted: "Master, are you okay? My subordinates have been looking for you for a long time, and then they found you here."
Xu Fu saw him staring at the music score in his hand and said calmly: "Answer my question, Luo Xian, what are you doing here?"
Luo Xianfang's heart trembled, and she hurriedly said respectfully: "Master, that madman Wu has left. My subordinates are here to welcome the master back."
Xu Fu said calmly: "No need! I just need you to watch over Tianmen. I don't want to go back yet."
Luo Xian looked at Xu Fu blankly, "Why?"
Xu Fu picked up the music score in his hand, waved his hand impatiently and said: "I am happy here, but I don't want to miss Tianmen!"
Luo Xian: "..."
"Why don't I spend three to five years every time I play in the human world? You hurry up and avoid being noticed by the sect master. Once he suspects my identity... How can I learn rap from the sect master... Oh no, learn martial arts!"
Luo Xian said in confusion: "...Sect Master, you have already learned martial arts from heaven and man, why do you need to learn from a mortal?"
"How dare you! How dare you look down on my emperor... a man whom everyone in the world worships!" Xu Fu said angrily when he heard this.
Luo Xian was startled, and he knelt down quickly and said: "I know I was wrong!"
But she really couldn't figure out why Emperor Shitian, the legendary Lord of the Northern Heavenly Clan, who was already immortal, and who had so many powerful men in heaven, earth, and the human world under his command... would admire Xiaoxiao so much.
The leader of the Sword Sect?
Although this sword sect is the inheritance of the great sword master, it is not like that...
Little did she know that when Hao Jian easily analyzed the two-dimensional linear equations of "Jingmu Jie" and "Heaven's Heart Jie", Xu Fu was already astonished!
If Xu Fu compares himself to the level of a sixth grader in elementary school, then in his imagination, Hao Jian is definitely at the level of a third grader in high school, far ahead...
Not only did he complete the analysis, but he even outdid himself and deduced a more advanced solution in front of Xu Fu, the original creator...
Logically speaking, this was a slap in the face, and Xu Fu should have felt jealous...
But he didn't. Not only did he not feel any jealousy, but he had an unimaginable sense of humility!
Perhaps this is one of the reasons why Xu Fu has reached where he is today with such poor qualifications...
In fact, it is not difficult to understand. This guy has worshiped in countless sects in the past 1,700 years, and he has never set his sights on others. As long as he thinks it is useful, Xu Fu is willing to even call the other person daddy!
Compared with Xu Fu's attitude, Liu Bei's three visits to the thatched cottage were nothing like that...
Anyway, Xu Fu thought very clearly that he is now playing the role of Bai Tian, a disciple of the Sword Sect.
You hit Emperor Shitian, the Lord of Tianmen, in the face. What does it have to do with me, Wei Baitian?
What's more, Xu Fu is now living a novel life that he has never experienced in the past 1,700 years!
He formed an alliance (group) with the sect leader and the heroic sword master to make his debut, and established a super popular boy group. He sang wonderful songs that he had never thought of before, and felt the burning enthusiasm of the elders and disciples of the sword sect...
Isn't this more comfortable than being beaten by that madman in Tianmen?
Thinking of this, Xu Fu said calmly: "Luo Xian, I know that you have doubts in your heart, but what I want to tell you is that if you are not a fish, how can you know the joy of fish! Just go back and manage Tianmen for me, and nothing else
Don’t ask what you should ask, don’t say what you shouldn’t say, and don’t interfere with what you shouldn’t care about!”
Luo Xian could only say: "Yes, the sect master!"
"Go ahead...I still have to practice singing, don't waste my time!"
Luo Xian quietly exited the room and left the Sword Sect without leaving a trace...
Little did she know that Hao Jian saw her movements clearly...
When the sound of "beep babbling... uh uh ah ah" sounded again in the room, Hao Jian slowly came to Xu Fu's door, knocked on the door, and said: "Bai Tian, you are still practicing your voice."
?”
The door opened, and Xu Fu welcomed Hao Jian into the room with a smile on his face, "Sect Master, I'm making you laugh! Bai Tian has a dull talent, so he can only study hard and practice hard. After all, as the saying goes, stupid birds fly first and enter the forest early..."
Hao Jian sat on the chair and smiled when he heard the words: "But as the saying goes, if the wood is as beautiful as the forest, the wind will destroy it!"
Xu Fu was stunned and blurted out: "As the saying goes, the early bird catches the worm!"
Hao Jian smiled lightly and said: "As the saying goes again, the early bug is eaten by the bird..."
Xu Fu scratched his head and thought for a while, and asked doubtfully: "Is there a saying like this?"
Hao Jian didn't answer but asked: "It's not important! Does it make sense for you to just say this?"
Xu Fu thought for a while and realized that this was really the case. He nodded and said, "The sect master is very knowledgeable and it is difficult to defeat the sect master."
Hao Jian immediately felt comfortable. Not to mention, he knew Xu Fu was flattering, but... it was really comfortable to be flattered...
"Baitian, look at what you said, this sect is not as good as you said!"
Xu Fu's tiger body trembled and he said seriously: "What the sect leader said is ridiculous! The sect leader's excellence is like the bright moon in the night sky and the blazing sun in the daytime. It is the kind that is always present. The sect leader's changes are like the divine dragon in the nine heavens, and his power is like the sycamore tree.
The...well, the Qilin of Lingyun..."
He almost said it was the Phoenix of Wutong, but when he thought about himself having the blood of a phoenix, he felt it was inappropriate and quickly changed his words...
Hao Jian listened, smiled and nodded, looked at Xu Fu expectantly, and motioned for him to continue.
Xu Fu is not ambiguous at all, and comes right to the point, "When it moves, it changes like a shadow; when it is still, it is as misty as a cloud; when it is urgent, it is as sharp as fire; when it is slow, it is as warm as spring. Just as the Tao of Swordsmanship says: Sword energy is invisible and cannot be used in any language.
To describe the sect master is pale and feeble... It's ridiculous that the Sword Emperor holds "Ten Thousand Swords Return to the Sect" as if it were a treasure, but he doesn't know that you, sect master, are the source of the sect master. There is no need for sword manuals, and the sect will naturally return to the sect..."
It is written in hundreds of eloquent words, written in one go, using a variety of rhetorical techniques such as metaphor, parallelism, and antithesis. The words are gorgeous and magnificent!
No, even though Hao Jian was already as thick-skinned as the emperor, he couldn't help but blush a little...
However, Xu Fu's expression remained unchanged, and his face was also filled with one part sincerity, three parts sincerity, five parts enthusiasm, and seven parts admiration...
It's simply...unbelievable!
Even Zhang Shi was convinced by this acting skill!
"Ahem... Bai Tian, your... idiom skills are still very solid... So, how about I give you a test?"
Xu Fu smiled shyly, "It's hard to talk solidly in front of the sect master. Your words are simply embarrassing the disciples."
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and said, "Recite Zhuge Liang's "Leading Master's Guide" once."
When Xu Fu heard this, he thought to himself: "What's so difficult about this? When I was playing in the human world, I watched Liu Chan descend in white with my own eyes..."
Therefore, he said loudly: "The late emperor was not halfway through his business, but the middle path collapsed. Today, Yizhou is suffering from fatigue and weakness. This is the time when the survival of the sincerity is in danger..."
"No, no!" Hao Jian interrupted immediately.
Xu Fu looked at Hao Jian confused, "Sect Master, what's wrong?"
Hao Jian shook his head and said: "You made a mistake at the beginning! The "Shishi Biao" you watched must be a pirated version!"
Xu Fu: "???"
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and then said proudly: "I am reciting a few words, please listen to it! The late emperor started his business before he started his business, but he failed in the middle way. From now on, there will be three thousand beauties in the palace, but he will be depressed all day long and want to be a sword.
Zong Baoan, loves to eat bear biscuits, with sparks and lightning all the way, the three most delicious Northeastern delicacies. Sauce-braised elbows and grilled cold noodles, shredded sweet potatoes are a bit sticky, mapo tofu with rice, easily eighteen bowls... Since being appointed, Su Ye
I sigh sadly, life is short, only food is available, ten stones are attached to it, and lying in bed is like being paralyzed..."
Xu Fu was stunned when he heard this: "..."
"How? Can our sect be called the 'King of Rhyme'?"
Xu Fu nodded vigorously, "This is an unparalleled masterpiece! Even if Zhuge Kongming, the great talent of the sect leader, comes back to life, he will never be able to stand up to the sect leader! This shouldn't be called "The Table of Discipline", it should be called "The Table of Dishes"! Bai Tian admires it...
admire!"
Hao Jian smiled slightly, "Bailtian you... you are too honest! This is not good, honest people always suffer! Okay, get some rest early, I will leave first..."
"Sect Master, I'll see you off!" Xu Fu respectfully sent Hao Jian out of the door, hunched over until Hao Jian walked out of the courtyard, then straightened up.
He looked at the white snow and glaciers around him under the night sky, and sighed: "The sect master is really a unique person! Xu... oh no, Wei Baitian, you must learn from it! Well, the action of sending the sect master off just now was so...
Very good, very good..."
"Hey, I should do something more, otherwise it will be difficult for the sect master to understand how much I respect him!"
Thinking of this, Xu Fu's eyes wandered around, and suddenly they were fixed on the glacier outside. His eyes lit up, "Yes!"
He thought of his own Heavenly Gate!
To be precise, I think of the portal of Tianmen!
It is a pair of ice gates standing on the cliff. With its back to the cliff and the sea of clouds in the sky, it is a unique spectacle!
That was a portal that no craftsman could possibly create. It was Xu Fu himself who spent countless years building the portal purely with the power of ice, bit by bit.
Any warrior who arrives at Tianmen will first be shocked by its gate, and thus develop an unparalleled respect for him!
But now, Xu Fu felt that since he was in the Sword Sect, why not pick up his old profession?
Thinking of this, Xu Fu was full of energy. He started taking ice and snow from the surrounding glaciers to Jianzong overnight, and then started his great business of ice condensation!
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The next morning, a group of disciples came to the teaching ground as usual.
When they first arrived at the teaching ground, all the disciples looked at the teaching ground that had changed drastically overnight and were so shocked that they were speechless...
"Bai...Bai Tian, this...did you do this?" Chen Feng said in shock.
Xu Fu wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a smile: "This is nothing, just Baitian's innocent heart... This ice formation is called 'Sect Master Hao'!"
A moment later, when Hao Jian and the elders arrived at the teaching field, they were all shocked...
Overnight, a group of ice sculptures appeared on the teaching field, all lifelike, with different postures, and vivid...
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