Chapter 226 I am Xiuer (two in one, please subscribe)
"What...what does this mean?" Chen Feng stared blankly at the rows of ice sculptures with a look of confusion on his face.
Xu Fu smiled and said: "Elder brother, the way you look at it is wrong! You have to look at my ice formation from here! Sect Master, please move here."
Everyone followed Hao Jian step by step to where Xu Fu was. Looking from his angle, they immediately saw a different world.
Xu Fu opened his hands, embraced the entire teaching field, and said loudly: "Hello, Sect Master! Sect Master, although the brothers will say 'Hello Sect Master' like me, my 'Sect Master is good' is not as simple as their 'Sect Master is good'
!Please allow Baitian to introduce to you the wonderful features of this ice formation. When you stand here and overlook the entire teaching field, you will find that every ice sculpture here is saluting you with a sword, as if
Say...'Hello, Sect Master'!"
"hiss……"
The sounds of breathing came one after another. From the Great Elder to Po Jun, everyone felt their scalps numb and couldn't help but gasp...
The nearest ice sculpture...suddenly showed signs of melting!
"This kid is so terrifying!" The great elder couldn't help shouting in his heart, "Compared to Bai Tian, I feel like I have lived like a dog for these decades... Why didn't I think of such a wonderful trick?"
For a moment, many disciples were upset, but they had to admire Baitian's ingenuity...
Under the faint sunlight, these ice sculptures reflect each other's sunlight, giving them a magical and breathtaking beauty, coupled with the connotation of "as if to say: Sect Master is good"...
No, Hao Jian couldn't help but be moved!
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for being praised by Xu Fu, the Lord of Tianmen. The bonus attribute value is 1 point."
Hearing this sound, Hao Jian's face moved even more...
Overjoyed!
There is an unexpected surprise!
It’s simply more joy than joy!
Thinking that there was still a little attribute value that had not been allocated last time, Hao Jian made a thought this time and directly gave two attribute values to his aptitude and understanding...
This is called... even rain and dew!
Now, the qualification has reached 15 points, and the understanding is 16 points.
Looking at Xu Fu's earnest eyes, Hao Jian patted Xu Fu's shoulder lightly and encouraged him: "Well done, Baitian, you are determined."
"Sect Master, you've thanked me! This...this is just Baitian's expression of respect for you...it's nothing!" After being slapped by Hao Jian, Xu Fu felt that all the bones in his body were a few ounces lighter.
Hao Jian smiled, "In addition, I decided to take Qin and Ying Xiong with me. We will go to various martial arts sects to conduct the strongest funeral tour concert on the surface, to show off the style of the Sword Sect and revitalize the declining reputation of the Sword Sect! Damn it,
This task is very heavy, you have to practice singing a lot lately... We will set off when we are almost done with it!"
Although Xu Fu didn't understand what "The Strongest Funeral Concert on Earth" was, he felt it was very powerful when he heard it. He immediately said: "Don't worry, Master, the only way to defeat the world is to die with all your strength!"
Why go back to Tianmen?
Is it fun to accompany the sect leader around in Tianmen?
Xu Fu felt more and more that he was right in not returning to Tianmen!
Xu Fu doesn't care whether Madman Wu leaves or not...
After all, if that madman Wu comes back and kills him...
Blow yourself up again...
If I don’t turn back, if I don’t have the strength to crush Wu Wudi, I, Wei Baitian, will never take the title of “Emperor Shitian” again!
It's better to follow the sect master and let's play the erhu and sing together!
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The Far North, which is further north than Jian Zong, is a vast expanse of white as far as the eye can see. It can be said that the ground is covered with ice and snow, and the sky is full of wind and frost.
Jian Zong is already a bitter and cold place, but compared with this place, it is still a little less interesting.
There is no grass growing, no greenery at all.
Ordinary people have no way of reaching here, but those who can reach here are all martial arts masters!
"It's such a huge Tianmen, but the owner doesn't care about Shu... Oh, what's the matter..." Luo Xian stood between the ice gates, looking at the ice steps extending all the way in front, feeling helpless.
"Goddess, are you back?" As soon as Luo Xian walked into the Tianmen base, a priest came up and asked anxiously.
Luo Xian said coldly: "God's behavior is constant, you should do your duty! As for God's will, can you guess it?"
The priest's heart trembled, and he nodded hastily, "Yes."
"Where are the people who defy heaven?" Luo Xian asked again.
The priest said: "This madman went and came back. I don't know where he learned the location of Tianmen's treasure house, and he plunged into it. He still hasn't come out until now..."
Luo Xian was shocked and thought to himself: "No wonder Tian is so cautious. Could it be that he had expected it?"
The Tianmen Treasure House contains countless martial arts secrets collected by Xu Fu over the years, most of which are secrets that have been lost to the outside world. After all, so many dynasties have been destroyed in more than 1,700 years, and the demise of martial arts sects is simply not possible.
Calculation method...
Many of the unique and rare martial arts books that have long become legends have been collected by Xu Fu here!
Therefore, the Tianmen Treasure House can be called the real... martial arts version of Baidu Encyclopedia in this world!
Otherwise, how could Xu Fu create the unique "Secret of the Sacred Heart"?
But now, this huge treasure house with countless books is no longer named Xu but Wu!
"Apart from the treasure house?" Luo Xian asked.
The priest looked at Luo Xian blankly, "Mother of the Goddess...didn't I tell you? That madman came back again and again, entered the treasure house, and has not come out yet!"
Luo Xian: "...What a martial arts idiot! Where are the other Tianmen warriors?"
The priest said: "Qiu has done nothing wrong! The madman turned a blind eye to everyone, and everyone did not dare to stop him. They lived in peace with each other and did not harm the river. After all, the madman was a man who defied heaven and was beaten all over the world.
He ran away...everyone...too dared to be angry but dared not speak out!"
Luo Xian breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, "It's okay! At least we're all safe, and we can just wait until the sky comes back..."
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In the Tianmen Treasure House, a burly figure was sitting cross-legged in the center, his eyes sparkling. Around him, more than a dozen secret books were floating in the sky, rotating like eight planets around the sun.
And he looked at the contents without blinking an eye...
Good guy, one pair of eyes can read more than a dozen secret books at the same time, and it also has automatic page turning...
If people in future generations have this ability, no matter how much inventory Dian Niang has, no matter how violent the author is... they won't be able to withstand it at all!
It really takes two hours to write and five seconds to read!
Invincible!
This is Wu Wudi who pressed Xu Fu to the ground and rubbed him. He only practiced for decades and accomplished such a feat!
At this moment, he is enjoying the fruits of victory!
But if you take a closer look at the contents, you will see that they are not about martial arts, but about all kinds of strange heresies, medicine and astrology...
In fact, Wu Wudi does not need martial arts secrets at all. The martial arts passed down by his family are already powerful enough, and he is the master of them. He compiled them into the "Xuanwu True Kung Fu", which includes the "Top Ten Martial Arts" such as swords, guns, swords and halberds.
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His real purpose is to find a way to lift the Wu family's curse!
Hundreds of years ago, Wu Wuer, the ancestor of the Wu family, the one who created the "Wuer Sword Technique", once had an earth-shattering decisive battle with Yundingtian, the original owner of the Great Evil King, with the Destiny Sword.
This decisive battle was described as dark and dark, and in the end, although Wu Wuer used the power of thunder to kill Yundingtian, Yundingtian used the Great Evil King, the peerless evil weapon, to cast a blood curse on the Wu family before he died!
He cursed the annihilation of Buddhism and the martial arts family to never produce martial arts wizards!
Later, the Great Evil King was sealed by the Buddhists, but the curse on the Wu family remained.
Until Wu Wudi's father's generation, his father used Xuanmen magic to change his family's fate and break most of the blood curses, thus giving birth to Wu Wudi, a peerless genius.
Wu Wudi lived up to his father's expectations. He reached such a state in just a few decades, and even set a benchmark for the Blessing Realm with his own efforts.
His purpose was to completely break the blood curse of the Wu family. Therefore, after learning that there were many secret books that had been lost to the outside world hidden in the Tianmen Treasure House, he went back and went straight to the Tianmen Arsenal to search for the key to breaking the blood curse.
Law……
As for the many masters who belong to Tianmen, Wu Wudi is not even interested in taking a second look!
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Wu Wudi is studying Taoist magic in Tianmen and studying for a degree as a warlock, but Xu Fu, the "Heaven", is now following Hao Jian with Mu Yingxiong to start the "Strongest Funeral China Tour on Earth"!
Wherever the Sword Sect Heavenly Group went, all the factions were moved, ranging from speechless and choked to tears...
Within a few months, the name of the Jianzong Funeral Group spread throughout the Chinese martial arts world.
Every time a group arrives, the suona sounds and the erhu plays, and the funeral begins...
What each faction is crying about is sad...
Not just pretending!
Because... the Chinese martial arts world has entered the era of the Great Depression.
Because of the Feng Wu incident, Wuming went on a killing spree. Following Wu Wudi's establishment of the "Explosive Blessing Realm" benchmark, he also officially established the "Blood Ten Realm" benchmark...
The heads of the ten sects... were completely wiped out!
Masters of the ten sects...there are not many survivors...
Therefore, when the suona and erhu came, all the remaining members of each faction were sad and shed tears...
On this day, Hao Jian had just come out from the Qingcheng Sect. When he thought of the tearful look of the new leader of the Qingcheng Sect, he couldn't help but sigh: "Wu Ming is really a ruthless person! The old leader of the Qingcheng Sect died.
Forget it, none of the birds on my shoulders survived..."
Xu Fu didn't expect Wuming to have such a side!
In his impression, although Wuming was still young, his face had an air of twilight... To be honest, he was almost the same as an old man buried up to his neck in loess...
Who would have thought that such a man who seemed to lack fighting spirit would go so far as to massacre ten martial arts sects in a rage, so much so that the decline of the Chinese martial arts world even shocked Xu Fu!
After living for more than 1,700 years, Xu Fu has never seen the scene where ten sects were bloodbathed at the same time...
"As expected of my bloodline, this dominance, this ruthlessness, it's true!"
Mu Yingxiong listened to Hao Jian's words, frowned and said: "Master, it was them who offended the second brother so hard! It was not the second brother who was wrong, it was the ten sects! If it were me, I would have bloodbathed without mercy.
Ten sects!"
Brother-guarding madman!
Hao Jian sighed: "In the past, angels and devils liked the same person at the same time, but this person was hated by everyone and had to be killed quickly. If it were an angel, he would kill him in tears for the sake of the world... without hesitation.
If this person is a devil, he will not hesitate to kill all living beings for her!"
Mu Yingxiong said: "Master, will you be an angel or a devil?"
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and said: "No, I am Xiu'er!"
Mu Yingxiong: "???"
Xu Fu: "???"
"What is Xiu'er?" they both said in unison.
Hao Jian sighed helplessly, feeling as lonely as snow...
This is the main reason why I am often out of tune with the world!
There is a language barrier...
Just say something casually, and it has to be translated into Chinese!
Please, I am a cheap saint, not Xinhua Dictionary...
After thinking about it, Hao Jian said: "Let me tell you this, if we each choose a stage name based on our surname, don't ask me what a stage name is, it's similar to...a 'nickname', how would you choose it?"
"
"Based on...the surname?" Mu Yingxiong asked doubtfully, "My surname is Mu, Mu Jianhuang?"
"It's easy. Then my surname is Wei, so let's call it...'Wei...' Well, I've racked my brains for this name..." Xu Fu thought for a while and said helplessly.
Hao Jian shook his head and said: "Look, you are not pretty enough, so you can't be called 'Xiu'er'! Just like me, my surname is Hao, so I call... 'Hao likes you' or 'Hao no see'! This...
…It’s called ‘Xiu’er’, the show created by the God of Creation!”
Mu Yingxiong suddenly realized it and said sincerely: "Sect Master, you are really a showman!"
Damn it, is it possible to name a child like this?
The sect leader is really good at playing!
Xu Fu was a little moved and said: "Sect Master, what about...what about me? Please help me choose a stage name like this..."
Hao Jian pondered for a moment and said slowly: "Since my surname is Wei, I have two alternatives! One is longer and the other is shorter. Which one do you want to hear first?"
Xu Fu said: "Short, short and sharp!"
Hao Jian smiled and said: "If your surname is Wei, then let's call him...'Wei Junzi', how about that?"
"Puch...hahahahahaha..." Mu Yingxiong laughed endlessly and said repeatedly: "This is good, this is good!"
Xu Fu glared at Mu Yingxiong, then looked at Hao Jian expectantly, "Sect Master, what about the longer one?"
Hao Jian replied: "If I had Wei when I was young, I would not feel inferior! If you use this, you can introduce yourself in the future as, 'If I had Wei when I was young, I would not feel inferior during the day'! How about that?"
Xu Fu was shocked, and for a moment he didn't know what to choose.
"If you don't feel inferior during the day, you will feel inferior at night!" Mu Yingxiong said.
Xu Fu: "..."
I always feel like this is not quite right!
"Sect Master, then...can you help me think of one?" Mu Yingxiong also came and asked with interest.
Hao Jian pondered again and said slowly: "Your surname is Mu, you can call...'Mu has a name'!"
Mu Yingxiong: "...Mu has a name? Doesn't he have a name? Isn't this just nameless?"
"Yes, but you are older than Wuming, because...you are his eldest brother!" Hao Jian said matter-of-factly.
Xu Fu: "Hahahahahaha... Mu has a name, hahahahahaha..."
He instantly regained his mental balance.
In this way, while chatting and laughing all the way, while working part-time as a music player to pay for the funeral, the tour concert finally arrived at Wushuang City Station.
In this time and space, Wushuang City is still very impressive!
Not only does he have the top swordsman Sword Master, but he also has the unparalleled city lord Dugu Yifang... who is also a strong man in the world!
This is the real thing!
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