Chapter Eleven: With a Tiger in Your Heart, Sniff the Rose Carefully!
Naruto's timeline can be said to be the messiest of all long comics, and it may not even be as good as Ginta's mother who has been in Conch-Miss mode from the beginning.
Therefore, even Gintoki, who failed to win the first round of jump, could not figure out when Sakumo committed suicide, and therefore, Gintoki graduated early and became a ninja.
Only in this way can we accept tasks earlier, be promoted earlier, and get in touch with the higher-ups of the village more quickly to learn about the trends in the village. In this way, we may be able to avoid the misfortune that happened to White Fang.
The common Obito boy who wears goggles and politely calls out "Brother Gintoki" every time he sees me, and allows himself to bully him, maybe he can also...
By the way, Xiao Lin is indeed very patient, sensible and tolerant. She is completely different from her wasteful voice actor who has no characteristics and only knows how to eat!
One in the sky and one on the earth!
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Groups of three are the eternal routine and essence of jump shounen manga. After all, the essence of jump is friendship, hard work and victory... and maybe we can add a bond?
"So, why do you want to switch me to another team? Old man? Is it because your head was caught in the door when you were going out? Is it Alzheimer's disease? Why don't you step aside and let Yin Sang take over?"
In the Hokage's office, the six-year-old Gintoki, who became a chuunin in one year, was also picking his nose with his little finger, staring with dead eyes and curling up the corner of his mouth to complain nonchalantly.
"Shut up! Gintoki!"
Sakumo, who was standing aside, also whispered a reminder and hit Gintoki's little head hard with his fist.
"Three generations of adults are doing this for your own good!"
"Hehehe..." The good old man, the third generation, just laughed, "It's okay, Sakumo, I don't mind. On the contrary, I quite like Gintoki. At least he has something to say and never flatters."
"Third generation old man, do you think it's M?"
"What is m?" Sandai asked.
"That's it...oooooo!"
Before Gintoki could finish speaking, his mouth was tightly covered by Sakumo on the side. The third generation didn't know, but that doesn't mean that Sakumo didn't know!
Sakumo, who had already learned the meaning of s and m from Gintoki, gritted his teeth and glared at Gintoki. If the third generation said this, your ninja career might really be over!
"Anyway, I just want to adjust the team for you this time. It's not for any other reason. The real reason is that you are too good, Gintoki."
The third generation finally became serious, with a bit of relief on his face. Ever since Sakumo's eldest son became a ninja, the team he was assigned to had a mission success rate of 100%.
The casualty rate of the team has always been zero. Even if they encountered ambushes and attacks by enemy ninjas several times during the mission, they were all captured safely.
I once asked the jounin who led the opponent's team, and the other party said that the reason why he was able to have a near-miss was because there was Gintoki in the team.
He looks lazy, but in fact he is very careful. He seems to have no rules and no tactics, but at every critical moment, he can always hit the enemy's target directly!
Even the leading Jonin admitted that many times when performing tasks outside the village, he relied on Ginto to escape from danger!
For such a talent, it would be a complete waste of his talent to continue to stay in such a team. I have to admit that his teammates with mediocre qualifications and the team leader Jonin with mediocre qualifications are holding Gintoki back.
Therefore, at the suggestion of the Jonin led by Gintoki, after discussions with the senior management and Sakumo's consent, Gintoki was forced to leave the original team and become a member of the elite team.
That's right, Gintoki and Minato, who had no teammates at this time, formed a two-person team. It was a two-person team that was on the same level and not considered a master and apprentice.
By the way, Minato was only sixteen years old at this time.
Gintoki was also puzzled, what on earth was going on with him?
Is it considered that he has taken the position of his younger brother who has been suffering from chuunibyou since he was a child, looks exactly like a certain purple-haired man he has known since he was a child, and insists on covering his face with a mask?
"Please take good care of me, Gintoki, you will be a partner in the team from now on."
Looking at Minato, who had yellow hair and looked exactly like Little Taiyang, Gintoki pointed at Kushina standing next to him and complained to the third generation without thinking.
"I'm sorry, third-generation old man, can you change the team for me? I really can't get along with a bastard who has a girlfriend."
"Pfft!" Kushina on the side couldn't help but squirted out, then raised her eyebrows and teased Minato, "Oh, you are a bastard who has a girlfriend~"
"Uh-huh..." Minato smiled awkwardly, then lowered his body and said to Gintoki, "Gintoki, this kind of thing will have to wait until you grow up a little bit..."
"Are you looking down on Yin Sang?! Are you saying Yin Sang is young? To tell you the truth, Yin Sang, my hair down there is already..."
Bang!!
Gintoki, who was punched to the ground by the red-faced Kushina, with a big bag still smoking on his head, was completely silent.
"What is this kid talking about?!"
"Hehehe..." Minato also hurriedly tried to persuade him, "Kuyukina, calm down, haven't you heard about it from Sakumo-san before? He said it was Gintoki who would always say some weird things to ask us to be more patient.
Something..."
After all, in order to prevent Gintoki from continuing to talk nonsense in the Hokage's room, Minato also apologized to the third generation and left the Hokage's office while mentioning the fainted little Gintoki.
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In front of the Kanuri Gandango shop, Gintoki, who was sitting on a wooden chair outside, was also eating three-color meatballs and patted Minato on the shoulder and said.
"What, isn't this quite noble? Young man, don't worry, Yin Sang will protect you from now on! As long as Yin Sang is here, promotion and salary increase are no longer a dream!"
"Hey, hey, hey, please take good care of me from now on."
Minato didn't know whether to laugh or cry in his heart, but he still followed the other person's words.
At the same time, I felt emotional in my heart, Brother Sakumo was indeed right, this little genius of Konoha can really rebel with just a few strings of meatballs!
"Young man, you don't even know how lucky you are. Originally, I thought that your appearance would turn black and that you would die young within ten years. But now that Gin-san, the Naruto Encyclopedia, is here, I will ensure that you are safe and sound!"
"Naruto? What is that?" Minato also asked curiously.
"Don't worry, you can use it as your future son's name."
"My son?" Minato blushed. This little genius really didn't shy away from anything. Fortunately, Kushina had just been persuaded by him to go back. If he had to die of embarrassment?
"By the way, you two have already..."
"Alright! Gintoki! See you at the main gate of Konoha at ten o'clock tomorrow morning!"
Minato, who knew what the other party was going to ask, immediately stood up, but he couldn't answer this question, otherwise it would be over!
"Tch! Stingy!" Gintoki curled his lips and said with great disdain: "We are all men, what's wrong with talking about men?"