Chapter Twelve: The power of public opinion cannot be underestimated!
Minato, who had just taken two steps, suddenly thought of something and stopped, turning back to look at Gintoki.
"You said that on purpose in the Hokage room because you couldn't trust your original teammates and the leading jounin, right? Did you hope to arouse our disgust and return to your original team?"
Although he was seen through, Gintoki didn't panic at all. He picked his teeth with the leftover wooden skewer and stood up directly.
"I'll tell you a secret. Actually, I, Yin-Sang, have something called the protagonist's halo in my body."
"Hahaha, I don't know much about that kind of thing, but Gintoki, you are really a very kind person."
Upon hearing this, Gintoki turned around, waved his hand casually behind him, and left.
"I feel like I'm lucky today, see you later."
"Well, see you tomorrow."
Minato nodded, turned around and was about to leave when he suddenly thought of something.
Wait! Are you feeling lucky?
What on earth is the other party going to do!
Driven by curiosity, Minato secretly followed Gintoki, and finally saw the cheerful Gintoki playing dice and guessing in a casino.
A six-year-old child...?
You tell me he is a six-year-old child who looks more enthusiastic than a veteran gambler?!
When Gintoki lost all his money and was about to bet on his clothes, Minato hurriedly showed up and dragged Gintoki out. If he continued to lose, he would really lose his clothes!
"Hey, hey, what are you doing? Yin-sang, I can definitely turn over in the next one! The next one is definitely a three-six leopard! I said it! Just look at it if you don't believe it!"
Gintoki, who was being dragged, also pointed at the gaming table and shouted to the person who was dragging him.
"One, two, three, six o'clock!"
"Where's the promised leopard?" Minato asked, twitching his lips.
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The next day.
"Hmph, cough! Hum!"
Little Kakashi, who was wearing a Konoha forehead protector, swayed back and forth in front of Gintoki several times before he went out.
The purpose is probably to tell the other party that I graduated with the top score in the school and became a Konoha ninja in just one year!
Gintoki, who was sitting in the entrance hall, yawned and put on his shoes. He didn't notice Kakashi's strange behavior until just before going out.
"What's wrong? Is your throat uncomfortable? Or are you feeling constipated? If you are constipated, get rid of it as soon as possible. Holding in poop is the natural enemy of children."
"You're the one who's constipated!" Kakashi retorted with all his strength.
"Is that hemorrhoids? If so, you must be careful. I know a hemorrhoid ninja who never recovered from his hemorrhoids all his life and suffered from hemorrhoids! It is very painful!"
"I don't have anything like that!"
"That's good."
Saying that, Gintoki yawned again, picked up the Toyako wrapped in gauze on the side, put it on his shoulder and opened the sliding door.
At the last moment when he went out, Gincai turned around and reminded him casually: "You just became a ninja, don't be too excited, pay attention to safety."
Looking at Gintoki who had no motivation and a lazy look on his face, Kakashi was also stunned.
Of course, even though she felt warm in her heart, she still turned her face away very proudly.
"I know this kind of thing without you having to tell me!"
"That's good, see you in two weeks."
"Whatever you are doing... pay attention to your safety."
"Don't worry, Yin-san, I have the aura of being the protagonist of Yin next door."
"Hey~" Little Kakashi held his forehead and sighed, "He started talking nonsense again..."
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Although it may sound a bit boastful, Minato has always felt that his qualifications are pretty good, at least he doesn't have any major shortcomings in all aspects.
It wasn't until he met Gintoki that Minato realized how far he was from being a genius!
...Gintoki is even more perverted than me!
On their way back to the village, the two encountered more than a dozen elite jounin from the enemy village, and finally managed to break through the encirclement relying on Gintoki's command!
Even breaking through the encirclement was not enough. Later, under Gintoki's suggestions and tactical arrangements, the two quietly returned and infiltrated behind the enemy's rear!
Without support, take down enemies one by one until they are all annihilated!
Gintoki's tactical acumen is really admirable! Minato even has a feeling that even if Gintoki is the commander of the war, he must be able to do it easily!
Of course, for such an achievement, Shiro Yaksha, who had once fought hand-to-hand against gods with high-tech weapons and won many major battles, was not the least bit proud.
Gintoki has long been tired of things like war.
Looking at Gintoki, who was holding a wooden sword and resting against a big tree with his dead eyes rolled back, Minato also felt a bit strange in his heart.
It always feels like the other party is used to war...
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Hexagonal warrior, this is a new term Minato learned from Gintoki, which means a person who has no weaknesses and has trained all aspects of himself to perfection.
Therefore, when submitting the mission report, Minato also elaborated on this word and used it on Gintoki.
Ninjutsu, physical skills, swordsmanship, and brains are all super geniuses that can completely crush most of the ninjas in the village. This is also the conclusion that Sarutobi Hiruzen and a group of senior officials came to after reading Minato's mission report.
"Hiruzen, I heard that Gintoki has a bit of a naughty temperament, so we might as well let him join Gen to temper his temperament."
Danzo was also the first to put forward his own suggestions, looking like he was sharing the worries of his old friend.
"Hehehe..." Sandai said with a chuckle, "It's normal for children of this age to be childish. Just let him continue to do tasks with Minato to temper himself."
Voice-over: Gwen.
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At the age of eight, Gintoki, who had been working with Minato for a year, was also promoted to Konoha Jounin based on ten A-level tasks and three S-level tasks.
This promotion speed can be said to be unprecedented in the entire Konoha. Some people were dissatisfied, but they obediently kept their mouths shut after seeing the other party's information.
The enemy village's elite Jonin killed by the opponent alone has exceeded ten figures. With such a fake record, if he is not a Jonin, who can be a Jonin?
Of course, despite completing so many high-level tasks, Gintoki still didn't save a penny, and Kakashi sometimes helped him with his usual strawberry milk and meatballs.
Although it seemed unreliable to be careless, Kakashi still regarded this elder brother as his role model and goal, worked hard on the tasks, and finally became a chunin at the same age as Gintoki was promoted to chunin.
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Recently, the rumors in the village have become more and more distorted. Gintoki is too lazy to investigate who is spreading the rumors that Sakumo is guilty of abandoning the mission, and is focusing on Sakumo who is resting at home.
Although I wanted to chat with Sakumo, I could never find a good time.
On the day when both he and Kakashi had a mission to leave the village, Gintoki, who was sent out by Sakumo with a smile, was also keenly aware of something.