Chapter 116: The so-called family affairs are things that can only be said at home!
During the few seconds of flying upside down in the air, Sarutobi Hiruzen's thoughts were involuntarily drawn back to a few decades ago, when the first ninja war was just beginning.
My sister, Sarutobi Murasaki, who was three years younger than me, ran away from home and left Konoha at that time.
The reason was his aversion to the war and his dissatisfaction with his father, Sarutobi Sasuke.
Because he wanted to seek peace, he led the Sarutobi clan to join Konoha, but he still had to participate in the war, and it was a larger-scale war between countries.
Dissatisfied with this, Ziyue gave up her identity as a ninja after a big quarrel with some elders at home, and left home and Konoha alone in frustration.
Because it was a war period, the Sarutobi clan did not have the extra manpower to look for her, and they even thought she was just a girl throwing a tantrum.
However, I didn't expect that when the First Ninja War was completely over and Sarutobi Hiruzen, who officially took over as the leader of the Sarutobi clan, took out his hand and started looking for his sister who left Konoha, he couldn't find her anywhere.
It's as if this person never existed.
All she had left behind was the forehead protector she once wore, her room that she still has until now, and the deep regrets and regrets in Sarutobi Hiruzen's heart.
In the future, Hiruzen Sarutobi, who took over the position of Hokage from the Nidaime, had a good-natured and pacifist character, which was also due to this aspect.
Because my sister, whom I will never see again, hates war and longs for peace...
"So she is my aunt's daughter?"
Sarutobi Asuma, who had a bruised nose and swollen face and a big flesh-colored bump on his head, pointed at the little ape and asked the Sandaime who had toilet paper stuffed in his nostrils.
"There can be no mistake! Because...because she looks exactly the same as your Aunt Ziyue!"
The Sandaime was in tears and trembling all over. He never thought that he would hear news about that stubborn girl again in this life!
"...Are they really brothers and sisters?"
"Of course! See if they look exactly the same!"
He looked at the Sandaime who was standing next to the little ape, grinning and gesticulating, and then looked at him with a cold expression on his face and said, "Please stay away from me, you stinky old man. I have a stinky old age." Don’t you know how serious it is?” As the little ape, Asuma couldn’t connect the two of them no matter what.
"No, it's not like that at all."
"That's because your Aunt Ziyue looks like your grandma, and I look like your grandpa!"
Asma:......
Can't you also be like my grandma? Do you know how many times she rejected me because I look a little like you? I can't count even if I borrowed the cat's hand!
Dad, you really don’t live up to expectations! Tell me how great it would be if you inherited more of your grandma’s genes, and how great it would be if you let me take some of the credit for growing up so delicately!
In that case, Hong would have agreed long ago!
"I told you not to get too close, it stinks! Stinky old man!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen, who didn't care, continued almost with emotion: "I have the same temper and tone as your aunt."
"Then my aunt...has quite a personality."
"Come on, kid, let's go home. Iris is called Iris, right?"
"Don't touch me! Disgusting old man!"
At this moment, Sarutobi Biwako, who happened to be passing by the gate and was about to go home after buying groceries, suddenly caught the scene of his old man having sex with a young woman.
Moreover, my youngest son was right next to me. He didn’t stop me and just watched!
Who can bear this?
So I immediately picked up the vegetable basket and smashed it against it. No matter what, I just slapped my old man and my youngest son with domestic violence.
…
"Sister Ziyue! You...you are back..."
Lake Biwa stared blankly at the little ape, and her thoughts couldn't help but be pulled back to decades ago...
"Mom, why are you hitting me? It has nothing to do with me, right? It's all because of my father. He said that this woman is the daughter of an aunt I have never met. Also consider my age, I am already in my twenties! Already
You’re not old enough to be beaten by your mother in the street!”
Lying on the ground with a few vegetable leaves on his head and no good spot on his body, Sarutobi Asuma felt extremely aggrieved.
"The Evil God"
Who did I provoke whom today?
Not only was he dumped by Hong with a cold face again, but he was also scolded by this beautiful woman who seemed to be related to him.
Later, he was punched by his father without saying a word, and finally he was beaten severely by his mother in the street for no apparent reason.
"Ziyue's daughter..."
Lake Biwa finally came back to her senses and thought about it for a while. After all, decades had passed and it would be impossible for him to be so young if he was still alive.
"Is your mother okay? What's your name?"
"Mom? I'm sorry, I don't know. He probably died a long time ago. I am an orphan. Sarutobi Iris, just call me little ape."
"It's already..." Biwahu felt sad for a while, then wiped the corners of his eyes and took the little ape's arm, "Little ape, right? Let's go home."
"No, I still want to find Yin Sang..."
"Don't worry, let's go home and recognize the door first."
Looking at his mother, who was holding her arms like good sisters and ignoring her and her father, and the little ape who didn't know whether she was a younger sister or not, Asuma Sarutobi was about to complain about something lying on the ground with an egg shell on his head.
Dad, suddenly saw the sparkling light in the corner of the other party's eyes...
Asuma knew that her father was showing his true feelings, but in the end he couldn't bear to complain. Finally, he got the news that his sister, whom he had been worried about for so many years, was dead...
This would happen to anyone.
But fortunately, I still got such news before entering the grave. As for the remaining regrets, I will make up for the sister's children.
Wiping his tears, Sarutobi Hiruzen stood up with Asuma's help. The two guards not far away pretended that they had not seen or heard anything just now.
Judging from the few words I heard (only the little monkey's name), this matter probably belongs to the Sandaime's family.
Since it is a family matter, we cannot talk about it outside. We can only talk casually with my mother-in-law at home.
But having said that, the Sandaime-sama’s mother-in-law, Biwako-sama, is so generous that she can accept such an illegitimate daughter.
As expected of the Sandaime, he can still achieve such dominance at home at such an age! He can be called the most hard-core man in Konoha! He is truly a hard-core model!
…
In the Hokage's room, Gintoki, who had been talked to alone by Minato for more than an hour, finally came to the end of the conversation.
"...You must be extremely careful."
Gintoki wanted to say that because of a certain woman, the darkness at his roots was no longer a level that ordinary people could easily approach, but he finally gave up.
Under the strange dominance of that woman who looked like Frieza, he had probably completely become that woman's master.
Maybe even Danzo will completely listen to her now. Of course, because of Amiu, Nebu will probably not do anything bad again.
So Gintoki thought about it and agreed temporarily.
Just when Gintoki was about to say goodbye to Minato and leave, the door to the Hokage's room was suddenly pushed open with a bang.
Then there was a very familiar flying swoop and a familiar "Yin Sang~"
Gintoki, who was controlled by that hidden DNA, didn't even look back and acted as usual.
Two seconds later, looking at the little ape being thrown out of the window sill by Gintoki subconsciously and skillfully, Minato, the Sandaime who had just come in, Lake Biwa and Asuma Sarutobi who came with them all fell silent.
"It was such a close call, Yin-sang, I almost got attacked by that sow. Fortunately, my body still remembers this feeling."
Seeing Gintoki wiping the sweat from his forehead and saying these words, the people present became even more silent.
Especially the two seconds of perfect turtle shell and wooden knife gag, it is really breathtaking.
Without more than 300 episodes of practice, I would not have such proficiency!
"You...what did you do to a girl? You little brat from the Hatake family!
"
Biwako reacted and said angrily, but before he could take a step forward, he was stopped by the little ape who returned instantly.
I saw the little ape lying on the ground with his back to Gintoki in a tortoise-shell posture. He turned around and pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said seriously.
"Don't think that you can satisfy me at this level, Yin Sang! At least...please step on me!"
"I refuse, can you please go back to where you came from? You motherf*cker!"
"Ah~~~!" The little ape suddenly became excited because of this sentence, and his expression became worse and worse: "Yes! This is the feeling, this familiar feeling! It's not wrong, this is it
Yin Sang! That's right, I am Yin Sang's exclusive mother◎, come on, you're welcome, attack me with your ◎◎'s ◎◎ as hard as before! Use your ◎◎ like before
Instead of ◎◎, give me ◎◎◎◎!”
In an instant, veins popped up on Gintoki's face. At the same time, he unconsciously stepped on it. As he stepped on it, he rolled his eyes and cursed: "Who has ever done that to a perverted woman like you? Don't talk nonsense to labor and management!"
You perverted mother◎!
"
"oh~y★s, it's this familiar feeling! on! ba★y! Continue, increase the intensity! Must...must..."
Before Kozaru could finish speaking, he was once again kicked out of the window by Gintoki who could no longer listen!
After hearing a splash, everyone with dark faces and silence silently looked at Gintoki at the same time.
Today’s young people are... incredible!
!
This is the idea of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Sarutobi Biwako.
Can you still...can you still play like this?!
This was Asuma Sarutobi's idea.
I didn’t see it, I didn’t see it, I didn’t see anything.
This was the mental activity of Minato who sat down silently, pretending not to know anything and picked up a page of documents.
"Still...it's far from enough..."
The little ape, whose forehead was full of blood, struggled to climb up the window sill, stuck his head out and stumbled, saying, "I didn't expect that after a month of not seeing you, you... you have degenerated into a man who can't even satisfy me!"
"Who knows that kind of thing!"
With Gintoki's roar, the little ape turned into a bright star and disappeared into the sky...