Chapter 117: There are two reasons why women don't see men, one of which is that women are not ready
A week flies by in the blink of an eye.
Early morning, Hatake Residence.
Looking at Gintoki who casually threw the little ape wrapped in a quilt and stuffed several burning candles in his mouth out of the house as if nothing had happened, he sat down to eat breakfast as usual, Kaka
Xi remained speechless.
If I remember correctly, this kind of scene happened almost every day during this week. This woman who according to rumors was the third generation's illegitimate daughter... every day...
Being the stalker of this good-for-nothing brother.
And this is not an ordinary stalker. There is no place where this woman can't hide on the ceiling, under the floor, in the cupboard, behind the mirror, or in this stupid brother's quilt!
"What's wrong? Don't you want to eat?"
Kakashi raised his forehead and said tiredly: "No, I just want to say can you completely solve the problem with that woman? It's really annoying to be like this every day, and it will cause a nervous breakdown!"
Gintoki rolled his eyes: "Do you think I don't want to? That woman is a creature tougher than a cockroach. Just treat it as invisible. That's fine."
"Can't you see?! Could it be said that this is a placement in a spiritual sense! As expected of Yin Sang, I didn't expect that there is such a... Wuwuwu!"
Watching the little ape Kakashi being thrown out by Gintoki once again, he fell into silence again. At the same time, he also deeply understood that this woman is much tougher than a cockroach!
"Anyway, I don't care. I have to go on a mission today, which will take about a week. When I come back, I hope this situation will not happen again at home."
"Really?" Gintoki suddenly became serious, frowning and holding his chin and whispered: "Then now it seems that the only option is to destroy the body after the murder. Well, please!"
"Don't ask me! Why are the only options available are murder and corpse destruction? Can't we have a good chat with her and make it clear!"
At this time, Gintoki looked at the little ape who was wrapped in a quilt, his forehead was full of blood, his mouth was blocked by a wooden knife, and his face was full of excitement for some reason, and he was slowly entering the pupa little by little.
"Do you think a woman like this can communicate with her needs?"
Kakashi:……
It doesn’t seem possible. Why are you so excited?
Why is this woman excited? What is going on? Can she still be excited after being treated like this?
Perverted?
Kozaru, who broke free from the quilt at some point and dressed up as a housewife (village girl) and sat next to Gintoki, stirred the natto that came from nowhere and said,
"Ou Doudou, don't worry, leave your eldest brother to your sister-in-law. You don't have to worry about three meals a day, and you don't have to worry about your bowel movements. I will accept everything! Come on, Darling, open your mouth, ah——
"
Bang!
Gintoki, who casually pushed the little ape's head down on the table, stared at him with his dead fish eyes and said coldly: "Who is your darling? Who wants to play with you and be so perverted? If you make trouble again, I will kill you."
Extra meals in spring, you motherfucker!"
"And... need to add animals!"
Suddenly, the excitement on Xiao Yuan's face broke through to the sky, her breathing began to be erratic, and her whole person seemed to be in a state of confusion.
Gintoki sighed at this time, then waved his hand and said perfunctorily: "Hey, hey, hey, please be quiet for a while. I will take you to the Konoha Pig Farm to report in a while. That is your destination."
A little too much?
Kakashi thought to himself, after all, no matter how much you say such insulting words, she will be magical by herself, right?
How can ordinary people remain indifferent and not angry after hearing such words?
"This kind of..."
Looking at the little ape with his head lowered and trembling all over, Kakashi also confirmed his suspicion. After all, he was a woman and would indeed be angry.
"I...I'm excited!
"
Looking at the little ape who raised his head in an instant, with only excitement on his face, and two streams of excited air blowing out from his nostrils, Kakashi almost spit out the fish in his mouth.
There can be no mistake, this person...is not normal!
Kakashi, who knew not to have any more contact with non-human beings, ate up the rest of his breakfast in a few bites and stood up.
"I'm full. I'll leave the rest to you. I'm going to do my job."
"Oh, be careful."
…
On the street, Gintoki, who had just handed the little ape to the pig farm owner and left in the pig farm owner's long silence, was walking slowly towards Kabukicho.
After all, I have accepted the mission, so I still have to do what I am supposed to do. I went to Kabukicho for a casual walk and then came back and said that I was going to be an undercover agent.
By the way, is Danzo-sama okay?
Gintoki is skeptical about this.
After all, no one around that woman would have a comfortable life.
…
Kabukicho, Toshi Tavern.
night.
"Yeah, yeah, it's really a rare visitor~"
Seeing Gintoki come in, Granny Toshi, who was smoking at the front desk, said this casually.
"Pay back the rent you owe as soon as possible! You idiot Sakata, who still has natural curls after traveling to another world!"
"Calm down, Lady Catherine, don't forget to calculate the interest rate according to the underworld."
Looking at the decoration and layout of the store, which was no different from the original world, and the three familiar people, Gintoki slowly walked in and sat down in front of the bar.
"Gene Era"
"Really, even in other worlds, things haven't changed at all, Daddy."
"What are you talking about?" Granny Denshi turned around and took the wine and cup skillfully, then poured the wine and continued: "Humans are creatures that can change so easily. Didn't your natural body shape remain the same?"
"No, this and that are two different things. By the way, are you saying that Yin-sang, my natural curls are as stubborn as you, a smelly old woman?"
"No, I mean your natural curls are as stubborn as your foot odor."
"Doesn't that mean there's no hope at all?!"
"It's hopeless in the first place, right? So is the head (atama), and so is the gold mother."
"Whose tama are you saying has a total of three broken ones? I'll kill you! You stinky daddy! By the way, who picked you up and forgot it? Did you forget it so quickly?!"
The mother-in-law retorted with saliva: "Men, don't think that just one tenderness can impress a woman! Women will not be dismissed just because of just one tenderness! Keep it up, you bastard natural curls!"
"Don't sound so disgusting!"
…
Since it was already late at night, Gintoki, as a man, drank two more drinks and quickly got to the point.
"Daddy, have you... seen that woman recently?"
"who?"
"Who else could it be? The woman who arranged a place for you."
"No, by the way, weren't you there at the time? They were all helped by some strange masked ninjas."
"That's it."
Gintoki scratched his head. He didn't expect that he hadn't been able to see A Miao for so long. If he couldn't see him, what would he do with his mission? How should he sneak into the root?
After all, I don't even know where to open the root door, let alone sneak into the root.
"Don't worry, there are only two reasons why a woman doesn't see a man. Either the man is not sincere enough, or the woman is not ready yet."
"Who is talking about such a topic? It's just..." Gintoki was speechless. He was about to say something but waved his hand: "Well, forget it, there's no point in talking about this."
At this time, even Gintoki would never have imagined that Granny Toshi had just hit the mark. A Miao was indeed unprepared at this moment.
...is working hard to practice the transformation technique.
After all, a ten-year-old body can’t see anyone!
…
A week later, Kakashi, who had completed the task of clearing out the bandits, was speechless, leading or leading a group of people who surrendered themselves and even threatened to send Konoha a piece of the banner "A great kindness cannot be repaid!"
The bandits lined up returned to Konoha Ninja Village.
I am really speechless. Who would have thought that when they entered the bandit's village, they would see a group of bandits with tears in their eyes, crying and thanking Konoha?
And not only that, there were even people who fainted because they were so excited, or knelt on the ground and devoutly thanked the gods for opening their eyes, or kowtowed to Kakashi three times...
In short, realizing that this group of bandits who had been harassing neighboring countries recently and going to other countries to rob other people's houses might have some hidden agenda, Kakashi did not take action.
In fact, Kakashi is also quite puzzled. We are all traveling together, so why do you always go to neighboring countries to cause trouble with bandits? Don’t you know that the other name of that small country is called the country of bandits?
Even the lords there were born bandits, which eventually led Konoha to accept the task of wiping out bandits from other countries. Listen to what happened.
It’s hard to say it!
Of course, the reason was also found. The main reason is that a powerful person recently came to this bandit den and took control of this group of bandits.
Thinking of this, Kakashi glanced at the man who looked to be only six years old, holding a purple oil-paper umbrella, wearing an A suit, with fair skin, a delicate porcelain doll face and a pair of blue gem-like eyes with orange hair and a bun.
little girl.
"Is it finally here, Aru? Is Kagura finally able to see her father, Aru?"
That's right, this little girl who forced all the bandits to call her the factory manager and had a bottomless appetite claimed to be the daughter of her stupid older brother, so she didn't have any conflicts with him.
Of course, Kakashi only brought Kagura back because he thought about what Gintoki usually did and felt that there was a possibility that that bastard would go out and get others pregnant at that age.
It's definitely not because the opponent hit me with a fist and knocked me out of breath, absolutely not!
"Before you met that stupid brother, your identity was just a criminal who forced bandits to harass neighboring countries and cause trouble."
"What kind of aru is it to harass neighboring countries and stir up trouble?"
Looking at Kagura who tilted his head and looked at him with big eyes as pure as blue glass beads, Kakashi who couldn't stand being stared at by such pure eyes silently turned away.
"That bastard brother! If it were true, I would really kick him out of the house!"