Gintoki was stunned when he saw Kagura, who looked cute, shed tears as if she were reunited after a long separation, and ran towards him on short legs.
but……
"Where have you been for the past half month, you natural volume! Do you want to die? Do you really want to die?! Where did the last commission money go, you ordinary employee No. 3 with no real power!!"
Kakashi fell silent when he saw Kagura kicking Gintoki, rolling his eyes and scolding him while still kicking Gintoki.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute! Kagura-chan! That kind of thing happened decades ago to me, and even the valid legal period has passed!"
"Asshole, you dare to pretend to be stupid! Go to hell, you stinking natural curls!"
Looking at this scene of what seemed to be a loving father and daughter, Kakashi's eyes became more and more profound. First of all, regardless of whether they were really father and daughter, these two people were definitely acquaintances and knew each other.
Also... this girl is so strong, even at such a young age, the ground was broken. You know, this is a cement road that was laid not long ago!
In short, after a while of crackling, Kagura, who was standing in front of Gintoki who was lying on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face, tattered clothes and not knowing whether he was dead or alive, returned to his previous innocent and cute appearance.
"Uncle, can we have lunch, Aru?"
Looking at Kagura with an innocent and cute expression, Kakashi put one hand on his forehead and raised his other hand to distance himself from Kagura: "The expression is so polarized, I'm still a little confused."
"Um?"
Kagura tilted her head, her big, pure eyes filled with doubts unique to children.
"Don't look at me with those big eyes that are as pure as glass beads! I really can't accept seeing you behave like that just now! I won't be able to bear it mentally!"
At this moment, many ninjas who knew Gintoki were blown to the gate of Konoha by the evil wind that said "that idle Shiroyasha who thought his private life was corrupted was finally visited by an illegitimate daughter."
There were so many people coming that someone immediately started selling peanut beer and mineral water on a flatbed truck, and the sales volume for that day reached the limit.
"Where? Who is Gintoki's child?"
Kushina, who was holding Naruto's hand, finally squeezed into the crowd. Although she had expected it, she didn't expect him to come so early!
It's normal for a man who has been going in and out of stores like that since he was a few years old to get into trouble like this. It would be abnormal if he didn't!
"Kushina, Naruto."
Minato, who occupied the melon-eating position in the front row with a wide view and clear sound, waved to Kushina to indicate that he had occupied his position.
Obito, Gai, Shisui, Itachi who was training with Shisui today, Hinata Hizashi, the two Hizashi brothers, the handsome boys from the Uchiha clan who happened to be passing by, Shikaku...etc., etc., were all quietly talking at this time
Eat melon and watch.
"Minato, who is Gin-san's illegitimate daughter? Is it the little girl holding the umbrella?"
"Well, that's said to be the case." Minato nodded.
"So cute..." Kushina fell in love with Kagura at first sight, "It feels like she doesn't have the shortcomings of inheriting Gin-san at all, right?"
"What, this hasn't been determined yet."
Minato smiled awkwardly, but in his heart he felt that this was very close, it should be true!
On the side, the ANBU ninja codenamed Bai Ling standing next to the Sandaime, his body was trembling slightly for some reason.
The Sandaime, who could understand Sakumo's mood, reached out and patted Sakumo's shoulder. Well, the Sandaime thought that Sakumo was angry that his son was misbehaving.
Of course, Sakumo was indeed angry about this. After all, his daughter looked five or six years old, so when did Gintoki sow the seed?
Teenage?
You are so good, Gintoki!
Of course, I was more excited. I didn't expect to see my grandchildren so soon, and I really couldn't control my emotions.
Fortunately, I didn't commit seppuku. If I had committed seppuku, I would never have been able to witness this scene with my own eyes!
"Hello everyone, I am Kagura, the daughter of this natural volume, Aru."
Seeing Kagura, who was extremely sensible and adorable, introducing himself to everyone in a clear and melodious childish voice, Sakumo cried even harder.
Thank heaven! It doesn’t look like Gintoki at all!
"Brother Gintoki..."
Obito stared blankly at Gintoki, who was lying in the pit not knowing whether he was alive or dead. This big brother is a bit fast, and not only fast. Isn't it too early?
How old were you when you got on base?
Twelve years old? Thirteen years old?
Why is it that compared to my eldest brother, I am such a piece of shit that I don’t even dare to confess my feelings?
"Lin, I...I...I..."
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Obito, who originally wanted to take the opportunity to stimulate himself to confess his love to Lin, hesitated for a long time and was unable to say a complete sentence.
"I think Brother Gintoki's daughter is very cute!"
"I think it's cute too."
Many people present smelled love...ah, no, they smelled the sour smell of unrequited love, but no one spoke up to point it out.
What if the two of them really get married after the point is broken?
With this idea, no one came forward to point it out. After all, seeing other people's happiness is in a sense exactly the same as experiencing misfortune yourself.
"Xiao Yuan, this kind of man is really not good."
Looking at the scene in front of him, Biwako shook his head and continued seriously, "Give him up, little ape, such a man... is already rotten."
"No." Xiao Yuan shook his head, and then pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "I thought that I really had an illegitimate child, which made me excited in vain. Really, I was a little excited because of this kind of news.
Woolen cloth."
Lake Biwa:……
What kind of evil has this child fallen into?
…
Uchiha Itachi, a good young man who secretly competes with Lao Liu (Black Zetsu) every day with his acting skills, looked at Gintoki and Kagura and sighed softly.
"Family...what..."
Shisui, who was afraid that Itachi would follow suit and do something out of curiosity at an age when he shouldn't do something, then said: "Itachi, although you can always trust Gintoki-senpai on many things, but on this kind of thing
Let’s forget it.”
"This kind of thing?"
"It's...things between men and women, although that kind of thing is also very important to a person, but if it's too early..."
Before Zhishui finished speaking, he suddenly heard a girl's voice coming from the side.
"Itachi~~I...I just bought Ganligan's meatballs, shall we eat them together?"
"Thank you, Quan."
For some reason, Shisui felt a little panicked when he saw this scene. He couldn't explain the kind of faint sadness that he wanted to try the taste of wine when he was alone in the dead of night.
Itachi, who took a bunch of three-color meatballs from Izumi and took a bite, suddenly noticed the subtlety of Shisui's expression.
"What's wrong? Shisui-san? Do you also like eating meatballs?"
"I...don't have to."
Shisui finally turned his face away.
I silently said in my heart, I wish you happiness.
…
People who eat melons have roughly divided their opinions on the matter of Gintoki being visited by his illegitimate daughter.
Regardless of whether they are married or not, the vast majority of women give absolutely terrible reviews.
Most unmarried and married men are all giving thumbs up in their hearts, awesome! Yinsang!
There are also some people, because they are familiar with Gintoki, so they think this is normal and will happen one day. It's just the difference between sooner and later.
Sakumo was the only one who was moved.
I almost forgot, there is a small group of frustrated people, their brain circuits are quite strange, they pay attention to loli, they think loli is too cute.
Just like you in front of the screen.
"Hey, don't pretend to be faint, get up quickly."
Looking at the more and more eating people gathered around him, Kakashi felt their gaze and kicked Gintoki's butt.
"Everyone is still waiting for your explanation."
"What are you explaining?" Gintoki muttered, rubbing his head and getting up, "Gin-san, I'm not a celebrity or a politician, do you think we are holding a press conference?"
Kakashi looked at the crowd of people who were silently waiting for Gintoki to speak: "At least, they came here with that kind of mood."
"Are we all idiots?" Gintoki rubbed his head and continued, "This kind of thing is fake at first glance, okay? Gin-san, I always get perfect marks in my physical health class!"
"Eh——"
Kagura suddenly made a long and aggrieved sound, and looked at Gintoki pitifully with tears in her eyes.
"Dad, doesn't he recognize Kagura, Aru? Does dad hate Kagura and think Kagura is a drag, Aru?"
"Hey, are you still a man?"
Kakashi looked at Gintoki with disdain.
"Don't be deceived by her, she's all pretending! You must know that she is the Night Rabbit! The strongest fighting race in the universe, the Night Rabbit! Her appetite is comparable to that of Kakarot!"
"She is just a child! How can a child lie to others? You just dislike her for eating too much, right? You are really a sober and refined bastard!"
Hearing this, the melon-eaters began to whisper and set the rhythm.
Crowd A: "Hey, did you hear that? It's said that the child's appetite is a little too big and the father will abandon her."
Crowd B: "It's Gintoki after all. He probably lost all his money."
Crowd C: "How much can a child eat if he eats more? This person is really rotten."
You in front of the screen: "Let her come to my house!"
In short, misunderstandings one after another, and strange glances coming from time to time, made Gintoki's face gradually darken completely.
"Yin Sang, stop gambling, family is more important."
Minato walked over and patted Gintoki's shoulder, persuading him to come ashore with earnest words.
"Family love is more important."
The Sandaime nodded.
"Gin-san, you are not satisfied with having such a lovely daughter and want to abandon her. It's really terrible." Kushina said.
"No! I've already said it's not true! Although some people in Yin's mother often say it, and we ourselves say it feels like a father and daughter, but it's not true! Her father is a bald man!"