"Oh! It's amazing! Xinbaji! He has actually learned the clone technique Aru!"
Kagura praised... pointing at the glasses on her head.
"You're so talented, Shinbaji." Gintoki also praised him, pointing at the glasses on Kagura's head.
Shinpachi:……
Take a deep breath.
"Now that we are in Naruto's world, can this old joke stop? Readers will also be tired of aesthetics, right? Glasses and stuff! Virginity and stuff! Sister control and stuff! Complaints and stuff! Weak sense of presence and stuff.
Yes! Ranked eighth in the popularity vote or something like that..."
"Then what's left of the meaning of your existence?"
Gintoki's fluttering words made Shinbaji fall silent again, and he was stunned for two seconds before breaking out.
"There's still Shimura Shinpachi, you bastard!"
"No, no, no, the so-called Xinpachi is made up of the things you mentioned. If you remove them, there will be only air, which is zero!"
"It's amazing, Shinbaji. He has surpassed Shinichi and become New Oji, Aru!" Kagura praised again... looking at the glasses in her hand.
"Why do you want to add [beep——]! By the way, this is the new one! Even readers will get tired of those old jokes, bastard! And..."
Suddenly, Shinbaji pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, turned around and put on a handsome face: "It doesn't matter if I change my name, but please remember to call me Sugata Masaki."
In an instant, Gintoki and Kagura's foreheads darkened and their faces darkened, and then they kicked Shinbaji at the same time.
"This is the old joke that should be thrown away!" x2
…
Shinpachi came today, firstly to take advantage of the weekend to see Kagura, and secondly to send a message to his sister.
"Huh? That woman wants to see me?"
Gintoki rolled his eyes. He had gone to look for that woman before but couldn't find her. Now he was looking for her, maybe there was some conspiracy.
"Eldest sister, is Aru here too?!"
"Hey, there are many people in the Kabukicho street who have been involved in the space-time rift, and most of them are in Konoha. My sister was also very happy when she found out that Kagura was also here."
"Humph, what is that woman planning?"
Kozaru appeared very suddenly and naturally dressed as a housewife and sat next to Gintoki. While stirring the natto, Kozaru said, "It's because I saw Gin-san's post-marriage cohabitation life that I envy him."
Do you want to save her? Let her give up! To be honest, I am already pregnant with Yin Sang’s child..."
Click! The camera suddenly went black. When the screen returned to normal, the little ape on the field had disappeared. Gintoki clapped his hands and walked back to the sofa from the direction of the door. It seemed that just a few seconds had passed.
It's probably time to take out the trash.
"Gin-chan! Let's go to the elder sister's head quickly, Aru!"
"I don't want to, it will be too troublesome. Besides, I have a bad feeling..."
As soon as he sat down, before Gintoki could finish his words, the impatient Kagura directly dragged him to the floor by one leg.
…
Kabukicho, underground.
In a sense, it is indeed very similar to Yoshihara, except that he does not need the same kind of livelihood as Yoshihara.
They are all independent underground spaces that are not under the jurisdiction of the government (Hokage).
"Big sister!"
The moment he saw Miao, who was carrying Miao on his back, Kagura jumped forward excitedly, and Gintoki, who was dragged face down all the way to the cement floor by him, finally asked for his wand.
The long blood stains that dragged from the Hatake family all the way to the territory of the Dark Roots of Konoha were also ignored by passers-by.
"It's so good to see you again, Kagura-chan."
A Miao looked back with a sweet smile and let the smaller Kagura jump up and throw herself into her arms, burying herself in her chest.
After rubbing it for a few times, Kagura suddenly felt that something was wrong. The main reason was that she no longer had the usual sense of open space, and even felt a little breathless.
"It's true. Not only has my body become smaller, but I've also become more coquettish." A Miao covered her mouth and smiled.
At this moment, Gintoki, who stood up and wiped the blood off his forehead, looked at Miao with a blank expression, just like Kagura, although his appearance and outfit had not changed at all, but a certain part was filled with a sense of dissonance.
There was silence for a long time.
"Really, all of you have returned to your childhood, and I'm the only one who hasn't changed at all. It's really distressing~"
Ignoring the strange glances from Gintoki and Kagura, Miao covered her face and began to squirm. At the same time, she intentionally or unintentionally showed her unscientific growth of body parts (transformation technique) to the two of them.
Kagura, who was standing in front of A Miao, looked up at A Miao and couldn't help but exclaimed: "It's amazing, big sister, Alu has grown to the point where you can't see her face at all."
A Miao waved her hand and said with a smile: "Ara~ what are you talking about? There is no change at all."
Seeing A Miao who was in a state of excitement, Gintoki turned his attention to the expressionless Shinbaji beside him.
Shinbaji, who received Gintoki's gaze, said nothing and just nodded silently.
"Really, I haven't seen each other for so long. When we meet, we just stare at them without saying a word. It's really... I've become frivolous, Yin Sang."
Looking at A Miao who blushed inexplicably and turned away, Gintoki finally spoke. He raised an index finger and said at the same time: "You must know that you are deceiving yourself..."
In an instant, he came to Gintoki, sideways and elbowed him, causing Gintoki to shut his mouth completely. Amiu shouted angrily with his eyes white: "Who do you think deceived themselves and used the transformation technique? I want to die.
? Natural curls!”
Gintoki, who covered his bleeding nose and tried several times to get up from the ground, looked at Amiu in front of him and remained silent for a long time.
Amiu turned away again, deliberately flinching twice in front of Gintoki, and pretended to be arrogant before continuing.
"Don't get me wrong, I find this kind of thing troublesome. It's heavy and tiring when walking, and it floats when I take a shower. In fact, I don't want to grow up like this at all. But there's nothing I can do about it, sell meat.
Someone has to take on the role. I heard that Ms. Yue-o's schedule was too full, so I had no choice but to come forward to take on the role."
"That's enough, sister. Even if what you say is true, no one will believe it. Why did you add [beep——] to Miss Yueyong? How much do you not want her name to be seen by readers?"
Are you still angry about the rankings? Why are you so busy with the schedule?"
"No, it's not this kind of new sauce. I've already given up on the fight to the death in the ranking chapter. Now I only have the revenge for taking my heroine's position at the end in "Fake [Beep——]"."
"Can you please stop telling everyone such nonsense?"
A Miao turned around in an instant, and for some reason a long knife appeared in her hand: "Anyway! Stop talking nonsense! Gin-san! Kagura-chan! You two are already prepared!"
"Preparation? What preparation?" Gintoki asked.
"Do you still have to ask? Of course you are preparing to take down the entire Konoha and the entire Fire Country with me! Isn't that what the plan says?"
"I don't remember having such a plan!"
"Gin-san, you have worked very hard. Not only have you established a good relationship with the Fourth Hokage, but you have also..."
－－－－－－Digression－－－－－
Thanks to an unknown handsome guy for the 1000 reward.