Obito Uchiha, who has a very nice look and is still single today, pointed at the surveillance video and said that he had been rejected twice after proposing to have sex at the age of 27.
"...magatama increased!"
As the Hokage directly reports to the ANBU, Itachi, who is also here with a group of Jonin leaders, explains: "The Sharingan is essentially a special blood limit that the Uchiha clan can open through strong emotional stimulation. So this time Zuosuke
He was a blessing in disguise."
After a pause, Itachi looked at Gintoki on the side again, with a hint of gratitude on his face: "Gintoki-san, you should also thank Kagura for talking about this."
"So why do you want to thank me?"
"Actually, Sasuke's Sharingan was opened because he was stimulated by Kagura in school. My father also said that he would thank her in person when he has time."
Gintoki, who treated such words as a polite word, waved his hands perfunctorily: "No need to thank you, just treat me to a meal or give me some money. By the way, do you know my address? Kabukicho Street
Upstairs in Denshi Tavern."
"Uh..." Itachi twitched the corner of his mouth. He was just making polite remarks. How could this person take it seriously?
"Tomorrow, tomorrow. In my free time, I will definitely come to visit on my father's behalf..."
Before Itachi finished speaking, he suddenly saw an extra wallet in Gintoki's hand, and that wallet looked particularly familiar, just like his own wallet!
"Don't come tomorrow, just today."
Gintoki, who had pulled out several thousand pieces of the largest denomination, casually threw his wallet to Itachi, "Although it's a little short, it's your sincere thought, so I accepted it without mercy."
Itachi:……
This person is just like Brother Zhisui said, he really has no moral integrity! Speaking of which, this trick of Flying Dragon Cloud Explorer is really superb, and he didn't even notice that his wallet was missing.
"Ahem!" Minato coughed twice.
…
In the classroom, Yin Luka was giving the last lesson to a group of ninjas who were about to graduate or who were about to fake graduation and were wearing Konoha forehead protectors.
"Congratulations, you have become independent ninjas from today. But you are still just a novice genin, and the real hard work has just begun.
From now on, each of you will be divided into groups of three and form a class to perform tasks next to a jounin teacher."
The little ninjas who came from wealthy families who had known about this for a long time were praying in their hearts. Some were praying to be able to be with the person they like, while others were praying not to be with certain people.
Naruto, whose arm held by Hinata already made the sound of bones dislocating, was praying not to be placed in the same group as Hinata, who was jealous;
Ino, who was in the back row, looked at Naruto and then at Sasuke, and felt that the quality of the handsome guys this year was all very good, and it was difficult to make his own choice.
However, Naruto has Hinata, a girl who can't wait to watch him 24 hours a day, so his chances may not be great, so... Zuosuke is better.
Sakura mentally scolded Naruto, a scumbag who not only took away her first kiss when she was a child, but even took away Sasuke's first kiss, at the same time, she also chose Saosuke, who always looked cool and indifferent to strangers.
As for the cool Sasuke, he was praying in his heart not to be grouped with Kagura. Although it would be helpful for the evolution of the Sharingan, but...
I can't stand it!
If you are in a group with her, sooner or later you will be pissed to death!
Otherwise he would be beaten to death.
The only person who was curious or even interested in grouping was Jiyue, who was sitting on her seat and looking at Yin Luka with a pure look of expectation.
"Then, in order to balance the abilities of each class, the teacher will decide the groups. So, I will start to announce it now."
After a few minutes, it was finally the turn of twelve.
"…Then Class 7, first Uzumaki Naruto…"
Upon hearing this, Naruto's expression instantly became serious, and he pricked his ears and did not dare to miss a word.
At the same time, the strength of Hinata's arm holding Naruto also increased simultaneously, and in just a short while it exceeded the maximum strength of human bones.
Katcha!
Naruto took a breath of cold air, but was not distracted by it. He still raised his ears and forced himself to ignore the pain of the fracture, focusing entirely on Yinluka's list.
"...Haruno Sakura, and...Uchiha Sasuke."
The moment Yin Luka finished the list, Naruto and Zuosuke almost cheered.
It doesn’t matter who your teammate is, as long as it’s not Hinata/Kagura! Anyone else is fine!
Seeing Zuosuke's slightly raised corners of his mouth and the relaxed smile on his face, Sakura's thoughts immediately came alive.
Sasuke-kun smiled. After hearing the list, he smiled. Who was it because of? Naruto? Probably not. After all, the two of them usually don't like each other. So...
Is it because of yourself?
Zuosuke-kun, is he happy because he is in the same group as him?
Thinking of this, Sakura has already begun to think about whether she should pretend to refuse when Zuosuke confesses to her soon...
Just as Sakura was falling into some kind of fantasy, Naruto on the other side was suffering from white eyes and unbearable pain to his body.
"...let...let go, Hinata..."
Naruto, who was being strangled by Hinata who rolled his eyes subconsciously, gradually rolled his eyes because of difficulty in breathing. He could only say... Official match, a true match.
"Before that, do you want to tell me the reason for the happiness on Naruto-kun's face after hearing the list just now? Is it because he is in the same class as Sakura or because he doesn't have to be in the same class as me? Which one is it? Tell me.
,Na,Na~Na!”
Although he was no longer interested in things like love because of Hinata's domineering mode in recent years, but he also knew that choosing between the two options at this time would lead to a bad death. Naruto was quick to think.
"It's...it's because of Zuosuke!"
For a moment, Hinata was stunned.
When Sakura heard this answer from the side, she was equally stunned as Zuosuke.
Sakura's eyes widened and she was horrified. This scumbag actually targeted the man who was obsessed with her again?
As for Zuosuke, he couldn't help but think of the kiss just now that made him vomit for a long time.
That kiss, could Naruto be...
Did you have a plan in advance?
"Teacher, I have an objection!"×3
Hinata, Sakura and Zuosuke raised their hands at the same time.
"Reject it and wait patiently."
Three people:……
"Next up is Class 8, Hyuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, and Aburame Shino."
…
"Class 10 Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, and then Akimichi Choji."
…
"Class 12, Kagura, Shimura Shinbaji, and Kisuki-san."
Under the stage, Jiyue smiled lightly and stretched out her hand to Xinbaji, "It seems that we will be in the same class from now on. Please take care of me."
"Well, please take good care of me, Jiyue-kun."
"Then, in the afternoon, I will introduce you to the Jonin-sensei, and we will be dismissed for this period of time!"
After Yin Luka said this, it meant that this morning's briefing session was over.
…
In the Hokage room, several leading jounin who had watched the surveillance also left one after another at this time, each going to prepare for the afternoon meeting of young ninjas.
"Brother Gintoki, do you want to go have dinner together at noon?"
Obito extended an invitation to have lunch with Gintoki, who had been away for eight years, but was stopped by Minato before Gintoki could speak.
"Obito, go ahead and prepare for the meeting. Gintoki and I still have something to say."
"I have no choice but to do it next time. I also wanted to catch up with Brother Gintoki and let him see my growth."
"Don't get discouraged so easily! It's equally important to witness your growth! Book a table at the kaiseki restaurant in the village and wait for me."
Looking at Gintoki who gave a thumbs up seriously, Obito's nose felt sour. The elder brother still remembered him!
"Hi!"
…
Looking at the careless Gintoki standing there, Minato let out a sigh, this guy could even be tricked.
"Anyway, don't be too harsh. Obito has used all his mission funds in recent years to buy gifts for Lin. He... doesn't have much savings."
"Oh? You have really grown up, and you have learned how to spend money on women."
However, the goose is of no use, and Rin has not agreed until today, which is similar to the situation of Asuma and Kurenai. Minato added silently in his heart.
Of course, what Minato didn't know was that Kurenai and Lin, two girls at the same time, were actually waiting for the other to agree to the man first.
There is an inexplicable feeling of comparison between women that even they themselves cannot explain. To put it simply, the two people’s thoughts are like this:
If I agree before her, I will lose!
It is this inexplicable desire to compare, which may not matter to a woman, but it is a source of suffering for Obito and Asuma, half-brothers.
Because their emotional experiences were too similar, the two were attracted to each other like stand-ins, and they often got together to drink and complain to each other.
…
After taking over the special confidential mission, Gintoki walked out of the Hokage Building with a somewhat subtle mood.
"Gin-san, I hope you can stay in Kabukicho as a spy to monitor Kabukicho and Nebe. In recent years, Danzo and Nebe have been too honest. I suspect they may have been preparing something secretly.
You may not know that over the years, I have tried to arrange people in Kabukicho and the roots, but without exception, I did not gain Danzo's trust and was only assigned some general tasks by Danzo.
This kind of mission can only be entrusted to you. This is a long-term mission. You have to thoroughly penetrate Kabukicho and pay close attention to the actions of the roots."
Thinking of what Minato said just now, Gintoki shook his head helplessly and sighed: "Really, I just said that there is no master of all things in this world, I didn't expect..."
In short, Gintoki didn't go to Obito at noon. Instead, he went to a shop that specializes in making plaques and ordered a plaque made with Itachi's thank you money in the morning.
Then I ran to the copy shop.
…
In the afternoon, according to the original plan, Gintoki should go to the classroom with Obito and the others to receive people, but...
When all the Jonin except Gintoki showed up to greet people, the only ones left in the classroom, Shinbaji, Kagura and Kitsuki, waited until the sun went down but did not see Gintoki's shadow.
"that…"
Xinbajiu pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and as the lenses flashed, he thought of some possibility.
"Kagura-chan, you said Gin-san..."
"Little ones, follow up!"
Kagura, who was also aware of a certain possibility, put on sunglasses from somewhere, held a piece of vinegar kombu in her mouth, picked up her umbrella, and opened the door directly.
"Don't you have to wait?" Jiyue asked doubtfully.
"Jiyue Jun, even if we wait until tomorrow, Yin Sang won't show up..."
"Huh? Does it mean that our leading jounin hates us?"
"No, he just..."
…
"...a bastard idiot with natural curls!
"
At the entrance of the small steel ball shop, looking at Kagura and Shinbaji who kicked Gintoki's head into the machine at the same time, Kisuki, who had been educated to be polite since childhood, didn't know what he should say.
"Did you lose all your money, Aru? Did you lose all your money again, you natural volume? What will you do with your living expenses this month? You don't have a penny left, you bastard!"
Looking at Kagura, who had a fierce expression and was shaking Gintoki who was bleeding and falling into coma again and again, Kisuki suddenly stopped thinking like a robot with an error in its programming.
The new boss on the side is still advising: "Calm down Kagura-chan, the genin will be able to take on various tasks soon. It is different from the job of Master House where you wait for customers to come to your door! There will be many, many things that will never be finished.
The mission is waiting for us!"
"Really Aru?!" Kagura looked happy.
"Of course, but we are just genin now, and we can only accept D-level missions and C-level missions. And the genin who have just graduated can only do D-level missions at the beginning. But the money..."
"How many Aru are there?!"
"Well, be quiet."
At this time, Gintoki, who stood up like a normal person, said impatiently, and then glanced at Kisuki who was standing in front of the small steel ball shop.
"Anyway, it's normal courtesy to show some basic respect to the president in front of newcomers, right? And Luffy-kun, from today on, you will be the third employee of the Master House Hokage branch."
"Luffy-kun?" Kiyue didn't react for a moment, but then pointed at himself, "Are you talking about me? Gintoki-san, my name is Kiyuki. I often hear it from my classmates and my parents at home.
Through you, the hero Shiroyasha Hatake Gintoki is the main contributor to the current peace of Konoha Village."
Gintoki, who came to Kisuki's side, put his hand on Kisuki's shoulder unceremoniously: "Well, this kind of thing doesn't matter anymore, Tom. It is said that the brats in the ninja world are very precocious, so...
You should bring it, right?"
"It's Kitsune, Mr. Gintoki. I should bring it with me, right?"
"Oh, I know, I know. I don't want everyone to see it but I give it to you secretly, right? I understand, Jiyue-kun."
"So what exactly is it? Mr. Gintoki?"
"Don't pretend to be stupid. That, that, is the newly hired employee bribing the boss to please the boss with something like a favor..."
Just after he finished speaking, Gintoki was kicked out of the store by Shinbaji and Kagura!