Chapter 133: The opening statement should be concise and clear!
The world of ninja, our world was called this a long time ago.
Many, many years ago, social organizations like the state appeared in the ninja clan society, which caused the ninjas to gradually withdraw from social production and other activities, and gradually became a mercenary organization that provided force for payment.
However, with the alliance of the ninja god Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara and the birth of the ninja village system, ninjas were bound to the country and became an important existence supporting national security.
In this era, the word ninja no longer refers to a wild cat-like existence that will accept anyone's mission as long as it receives a reward, but has become... a domestic dog-like creature.
However, in such an era, there is still a man who possesses the soul of a ninja from the mercenary period. His name is——
Hatake Gintoki!
"Stop it! Stop it quickly!"
The House of All Things... No, in the world of Naruto, it cannot be said to be the House of All Things, it can only be said to be the rental house above Toshi's mother-in-law. Gintoki called out to stop Shinbaji's narration.
"What's going on? What's going on with this troublesome-sounding narration brought from the world of silver? It sounds like it's completely belittling silver, right? What's the metaphor between wild cats and domestic dogs? Silver
Is Sang a wild cat? Is he a wild cat?!"
"Well, calm down and be natural." Kagura on the sofa said casually with narrowed eyes, "As long as you give money, you can do any work, isn't it the purpose of Master House? Aru? Isn't it the same as the kind of person who only gives money and everything?
The mercenaries I have done are almost the same as Aru."
"Ah! It's true what you said!"
Gintoki hit his palm with his fist, but then he slapped the table hard and denied loudly: "No! It's totally wrong! First of all, there is no Master House in this world! Master House is already a thing of the past! It's still
Yes, Wanshiwu is completely different from that kind of dangerous mercenary! The scope of business is completely different!"
"What are you talking about, Aru?" Kagura got a pair of sunglasses from somewhere, holding a piece of vinegar kombu in his mouth, carrying an umbrella and stepping on the table, putting on a fierce gangster face, "Brother! I'm going to chop today.
who?"
Shinbaji, who was on the side, pushed the main body on the bridge of his nose and complained silently: "Although I have never seen what a ninja looked like in the mercenary period, it is definitely not like this. This one is just the Yakuza."
"What are you talking about? Xiaohachi? The Night Rabbit clan is a famous mercenary Aru in the entire universe."
Xinbaji:……
This makes perfect sense!
"Anyway, we'll talk about that nonsense later. The reason why you are gathered together today is because there is a big problem before us."
Gintoki, who was sitting in the boss's chair, suddenly became serious, and at the same time, the shadows on his face were deepened a lot to highlight the importance of the matter.
"Is it about the territory, Aru? Brother!"
"No matter how you think about it, it won't be like this, okay! In your eyes, the Master House is some kind of Yakuza organization! Also, after the body became smaller, the head also returned to the previous level!"
On another set, Xinbaji's complaints are still sharp.
“I would like to use an analogy, it’s like a TV series sequel of a classic IP that is about to be filmed. The original protagonist team and the script were suddenly forced to add a new member to the protagonist team due to investors’ reasons... something like this
thing."
"That's bad." Xinbaji pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "This kind of semi-forced change of scripts and actors based on investors' personal preferences is the worst behavior in my opinion! It is completely insulting the original classic.
! One operation will not only affect the reputation of the sequel, but even the original classic!"
"That's right Aru! It's as disgusting as a variety show suddenly inserting a permanent guest in season x! I haven't watched Aru since then!"
"Indeed, this feeling is like inserting a Kawaki who doesn't know where he came from into the three-person team of Boruto-kun, Kiyuki-kun and Sarana-chan. Actually, Gin-san, I can't accept it.
"
"Yes, I feel the same way." Xinbajia nodded with deep understanding, "And the most pitiful one is Jiyue-kun. The original second male lead suddenly turned into a dispensable third male lead because of the twists and turns of the plot.
It’s not without reason that Boruto’s popularity and reputation have declined.”
"That's right, Aru. Boruto's love of the new and dislike of the old is also very abominable. In the later period, Aru completely ignored Kisuki-chan, who had been silently giving her life as a married woman, and fell into the arms of that wild man who didn't know where he came from. It was completely like
Today’s stinky men are just like Aru!”
"Yeah, there is some ambiguity, but it's true."
After listening to many opinions, Gintoki nodded, and then reached out and patted the table: "Yoshi, I can see that everyone has sympathy for Kitsuki-kun in Boruto, so as the former president of Master House, I am here to announce
, Jiyue-kun will officially join our team after the school briefing the day after tomorrow!"
Xinbaji put down his tea cup and smiled: "What, it turns out it's just this kind of thing. Since the president said so, there's nothing to do... Wait, what did you just say?"
…
"There's no way! This kind of thing is no different from the kind of behavior that investors impose on people. I can't help it, Yin Sang! Don't you two fear that after you refuse, you will be swallowed by thousands of snakes when you sleep one day?
Is there? And don’t you two also sympathize with Jiyue-kun?”
"We sympathize with Jiyue from other works! Don't be kidding Aru! Master House is the trinity of Aru! And do you think Jump can agree to this kind of thing!"
Kagura grabbed Gintoki's chest and shouted angrily, while still shaking her.
Seeing this, Xin Bajie on the side quickly tried to persuade him.
"Well, Kagura-chan, please calm down. This matter is not decided by Gin-san alone. After all, this is Naruto. After graduation, ninjas are required to work in groups of three under the organization and care of the leading jounin.
The ones doing the activities are a little different from the threesomes we have in Wanshiwu, but they are still threesomes."
"What kind of threesome is this, Aru! If you insist on doing it, why don't you just replace the useless glasses? If that's the case, I can accept it!"
Upon hearing this, Xinba Ji was not happy, and his big red eyes popped out instantly: "Who is the useless glasses? Is it me! Are you talking about me?! It means adding a new Jiyue Jun to accept it
No, but can I accept it if I am replaced by Jiyue-kun?! You should stop it in moderation!"
"You two, stop arguing!
"
Gintoki couldn't help but roared.
…
Perhaps because of his age and understanding, Xin Bajie's side did not express too much rejection of Jiyue's upcoming participation.
The only difficult thing is Kagura.
Gintoki, who was leaning in front of Kagura, persuaded with a smile: "Kagura-kun, calm down a little. It doesn't matter even if a new person joins, you can still call "Trinity", isn't that what happened in a tokusatsu drama next door?
?Even if we include four people in the human body, the slogan is still the Trinity. Everyone knows this kind of thing and will not point it out."
(ps: Taiga? Is that the name?)
"Humph!" Kagura crossed her hands and turned away.
Seeing this, Gintoki had to use his trump card and stretched out a hand: "Vinegar kelp... five pieces!"
"There is really no way Aru. If it were ten films, I would reluctantly accept the idea of bringing money into the group."
"It's still so easy to pass up." Shinba twitched the corner of his mouth, and then looked at Gintoki: "But it really doesn't matter, right? Although Mr. Orochimaru is different from the one in the original work, he sent his son to us.
Isn’t there something…”
Hearing this, Gintoki leaned back, waved his hands and said, "You know what he was thinking, but, well, there is no regret medicine in the world."
"But then again, we have really become ninjas in the world of Naruto." Shinbaji suddenly sighed with emotion, and the camera also gave a big close-up of the kunai on Shinbaji's forehead.
"Naruto World?" Gintoki sneered, pointing to the high-rise Daxia and the flying car outside the window, "How does this look like the Naruto World? It's basically the same as Gin's fucking world!"
Looking out the window at the high-rise buildings and various high technologies outside Kabukicho, Shinba chimed: "I heard that Mr. Orochimaru has researched these through Xiaodama's data over the years. Mr. Orochimaru is indeed a very powerful person.
What about people? Aren’t they pretty good? At least there aren’t so many tragedies.”
Gintoki didn't say anything, but he sighed in his heart. It's not that the world doesn't have so many tragedies anymore. Tragedies still exist, but this time they're not in Konoha or Amegakure.
The Kingdom of Water and the Kingdom of Wind are constantly in civil strife, and the Kingdom of Earth is a country where ninja villages and countries are suspicious of each other. Tragedies in the ninja world are happening all the time.
Let Gintoki say that the existence of ninjas has deeper limitations than samurai. They do have some power that ordinary people cannot reach, but they are unable to change the world.
Because most of them are fighting for themselves and for the hatred of one or two important people, and they can only fight. Few of them can be like the three of Minato or Amegakure, who work wholeheartedly for the entire ninja world.
simply put,
Why did Nagato lose to Naruto's Mouth Release in the original work?
Because Nagato is fundamentally narrow-minded about peace. He talks about it being for the Land of Rain and the Hidden Rain Village, but in his memories there are only two people, Yahiko and Konan, and the root of his peace is just one or two.
Just an individual.
If he could go one step further and no longer only see Yahiko and Konan, but could see the Hidden Rain Village and everyone in the Land of Rain, and if his righteousness was based on this, he would never
He was defeated by such illogical and innocent words and left the fate of the entire Rain Country to an overly naive child.
This time, however, they were lucky.
Because I met such a teacher, I jumped out of some limitations and saw more than just the people closest to me.
Although Katsura is a fool in Gintoki's eyes, he has some advantages in some things that are far inferior to him, such as...
Has smooth straight hair.
Collecting his wandering thoughts, Gintoki picked his nose with his little finger, wiped it on Kagura's little head, and then said again: "Anyway, this matter is over. After your briefing session the day after tomorrow, just bring him here.
That’s fine.”
"Hi--!"
…
The time has come for the briefing session.
March 15th, Wednesday, morning.
Ninja school, the classroom is overcrowded.
Naruto, whose arms were tightly locked by Hinata, was praying in his heart: It must not be Hinata. Please, my teammates must not be Hinata! He will die, he will really be killed, so please!
"Naruto-kun, why are you sweating so much? You look so bad, what's wrong?"
Hearing Hinata's concerned inquiry, Naruto trembled and said quickly: "It's nothing, nothing."
"Speaking of which, I really hope to be in the same team as Naruto-kun. Naruto-kun hopes so too, right?"
"Hmm...hmm! Hmm!" Naruto's originally hesitant attitude was forced to become firmer due to Hinata's smile on his face, and he nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Naruto-kun thinks so too. It's great. After all, there's a new movie coming out tonight. Naruto-kun...are you free?"
Can I say I'm not free? Naruto complained in his mind, wasn't this the case that time, no matter whether I was free or not, I would end up being tied to a seat in the cinema?
"Huh, boring."
The cool little brother Zuosuke glanced at Naruto and snorted disdainfully. The disdainful corners of his mouth proved that he had no interest in women.
"Go to the back."
Kagura, who was standing next to him, pointed arrogantly at the seat behind him with his thumb, while Zuosuke raised his eyes and glanced at him...
He stood up silently, turned around, climbed over the table with one hand, and sat down, all in one go. Regardless of the heart, it is very handsome in terms of movement alone.
Even after sitting down, his posture remained the same as before, without any change! He was still so cold!
"Hey, Naruto, come here Aru."
Kagura pointed to Zuosuke's table, "Right here, squat down here and look directly at Aru with him."
Although he didn't know why, Naruto, who was able to escape with this, broke free from Hinata's restraints without thinking, said yes, and jumped onto the table in front of Sasuke.
On the side, someone was suddenly alert or something. Just when he was about to say something, Kagura pushed Naruto first.
Just like that, Naruto and Sasuke's first kiss was snatched away by each other.
"what are you doing?!"
Xinbaji suddenly felt bad, and Hinata beside him also felt bad too.
"There should be this scene, right Aru?"
"That's the original work! It doesn't matter if it's not here!"
"Naruto-kun's first kiss...Naruto-kun's first kiss..."
Hinata was confused, and her whole person fell into a state of disbelief, disbelief, and unwillingness to believe.
Of course, the return of the plot this time is not without effect. Because of this kind of thing, Zuosuke was so angry that the one plus one magatama became one plus two magatama!
congratulations!
…
On the twenty-ninth floor of the Hokage Building, in the Hokage's office, which took a full minute to reach by taking the elevator, Minato, who saw this scene through the surveillance camera, looked at Gintoki with a subtle expression.
"Gintoki, this is..."
"It's just a famous scene." Gintoki flicked the booger off his little finger, disapproving of this.