Chapter 45: It is an inevitable stage of youth to be discovered by my mother some strange things!
Time, mid-September.
The location is in front of the bookshelf of a bookstore in Konoha.
Jiraiya, who was squatting on the ground and picked up a photo album from the bookshelf, originally wanted to use this kind of thing to comfort his injured heart, but he never thought...
This was not the latest issue, but the previous photo album that I had seen a long time ago! How could an LSP tolerate this? So I started shouting immediately.
"Hey! Boss! Where is the new issue? Is it sold out?"
Of course, there is a reason for Jiraiya's unhappiness, that is, Obichimaru actually repaid evil with kindness and demanded that he must be his wife's guard before his child is born!
If he didn't do it, he would break up with him and even said that he would kill him at all costs! And when he said this, he was serious!
Knowing that Obishimaru was not joking, Jiraiya, who also felt a little bit guilty, finally gave in.
So far, I have stayed in the village for three full months! I have also been secretly serving as Miss Fuzi’s escort for three full months!
And you can't be lazy. If you are caught being lazy, Obishimaru will risk his life!
In the past three months, I have had no freedom at all. Therefore, I have not been able to do the important work of collecting materials for three months, and I can only rely on this kind of thing for comfort.
But... the latest issue is sold out?
Who can bear this?
"Sorry, Jiraiya-sama, the boy over there has the last one in his hand."
"Um?"
Hearing what the store owner said, Jiraiya also looked in the direction the store owner pointed, and saw a familiar man with curly silver hair standing next to him, and in his hand was this month's special photo album!
At the same time, Gintoki also noticed something. He blinked his dead fish eyes and looked down at the white-haired uncle squatting aside and staring closely at the magazine in his hand.
…
"It's too early to watch this kind of thing, kid! It's not good for your physical and mental health! Do you know the three forbidden ninjas? In short, the pure type over there is more suitable for you! Start with that one! Just start with that one little by little.
Just grow up!”
In front of the checkout counter, Jiraiya gritted his teeth and fought with Gintoki for the only photo magazine.
But what was somewhat surprising was that I couldn't catch this kid! He was so powerful!
"Don't be kidding, Yin Sang graduated from the innocence department the moment she came out of her mother's womb! The only one who likes that kind of thing is the innocent Cherry who is still in junior high school! I mean, a lot of people would be interested in seeing this kind of thing.
Wouldn’t it be too exciting? You should look at a less exciting pure health regimen, right? No... the pure style is also a bit exciting for you, right? I think the children’s picture books over there are more suitable for you..."
Gintoki didn't let go at all, holding on to the only photo album and arguing!
"Stop talking nonsense! I, Jiraiya-sama, have long been accustomed to seeing thousands of scenery in this world. To me, this kind of thing is just a snack after a meal!"
"Really? It's really amazing, but it's still far behind compared to Ginsang! For Ginsang, this is just a dispensable senbei when watching TV. Just taste it.
It’s just something that will be thrown into the trash can!”
"What, you actually want to take a bite? You are indeed a young boy."
Jiraiya chuckled lightly, and then started talking pretending not to care: "To me, this is just like a roadside stall that I want to try occasionally after I am used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas. Oh, I said it wrong.
, it’s not that I want to taste it, it’s just because I’m passing by! It’s just that I happened to see it while passing by and it happened to be boring!”
"Huh? I'm almost done with Yin-sang. I just said I tasted it, but ended up spitting it into the trash can. After that, I rinsed my mouth with mouthwash three times."
Seeing the two people arguing over such a boring matter, the shop owner, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke: "Well, if both parties think it doesn't matter, can you please put the book down? Don't delay and think about it later.
Customers who buy.”
Hearing the sound, Jiraiya and Gintoki also stopped at the same time, but their right hands still held the upper and lower parts of the same book tightly.
This kid/uncle is extraordinary!
The two people who looked at each other came to this conclusion at the same time.
Jiraiya was the first to change his approach, holding his chin with his left hand, showing a bit of distress.
"I have a headache~ That junior told me before he died that he really wanted this month's magazine. Let me tell you in advance that I am not interested at all. It's just because of the junior's last wish! Don't you think that as his elder?
, at least fulfill his last wish and bring this month’s magazine to his grave?”
"That's right..." Gintoki held his chin and nodded, then changed the topic: "But if you bring a dead person to his grave, he won't be able to see it, right? Since this is the case, wouldn't it be better to leave it to the living?
ok?
Listen to me, it was my dad who said he wanted to see it,
He is seriously ill and has only one breath left, and he doesn't know if he can survive tonight. Don't you think that as a son, you need to fulfill his last wish at this time? Of course, I don't care about senbei at all.
Not interested! Totally!”
Jiraiya, who secretly thought that the other party was difficult to deal with, also slapped his forehead the next moment: "Ah, I seem to have remembered it wrong. In fact, this is the wish of another junior, and that junior is about to die!"
"What? Are you about to die too? Wouldn't it be a little too exciting to show him something like this? Hey, let him read children's picture books with you."
Jiraiya, who was stuffed with a children's picture book by Gintoki, couldn't bear it anymore and exploded.
"That's enough! It's fake! The junior who just sacrificed and the junior who is about to die don't exist at all! You idiot!"
"You are the idiot! Who has a dying father? You idiot, stupid uncle!"
Gintoki also immediately retorted, grabbing the end of the magazine with both hands and showing no intention of letting go!
"Collect money!"×2
In a tit-for-tat situation where neither one wanted to let go, the two of them slapped some coins on the checkout counter without looking at each other!
"Hey! It's time to stop it! Looking at this kind of thing at such an old age will only make people think you are old and disrespectful! Don't you feel embarrassed? Aren't you afraid of being exposed by Wen Chun? Or are you afraid of being exposed by a seventy-year-old man?
Will Mom be ashamed after she finds out?"
"Who has a seventy-year-old mother? I should be the one to say this, right? After a child in puberty is discovered by his mother, he will be embarrassed at home for at least the next three months.
Let’s start, right? Let it go, I’m doing it all for your own good!”
"Then what..."
At this time, the shop owner, who had finished counting the coins, finally raised his head, looked at the two people arguing with an expressionless face, and spoke.
"I'm sorry, the money you two paid is not enough."
"Huh?"×2
The two stopped at the same time and looked at the shop owner at the same time.
"But it's just right if you two buy it together," the store owner continued.