Chapter 46: Everyone is a prisoner in a cage called self!
In front of the bookstore, Gintoki and Jiraiya, who had bought the photo album together, also had a heated debate and fight over who should see it first.
After a full ten minutes, the two people, who did not argue about the result, finally came up with a very fair and feasible method.
That is, a passer-by whom you don't know will be the referee, and under the witness of the referee, a game of rock, paper, scissors will determine the outcome!
"Hey, that guy, come here and help me!"
Jiraiya, who was holding the photo album with one hand and not letting go, noticed a passerby passing by and pointed at the passerby without looking back and shouted.
"Wait a minute!"
Gintoki, who was also holding the photo album tightly with one hand and not letting go, suddenly thought of something and doubted: "Is it really okay to just find a passerby like this? Isn't that guy a sitter arranged by you? It's really not the case.
Did you deliberately arrange for someone to be with you?"
"How is that possible! You are too suspicious! That's enough! Hurry up!"
Jiraiya, who had already lost his patience, instantly had veins on his face and retorted angrily. This silver-haired brat is so irritating!
"Then what, please, can this be stored at your place first?"
Gintoki said, and together with Jiraiya, he turned sideways and handed the photo album to the long-haired passerby who had stopped because of Jiraiya's call.
However, when he fully saw the appearance of this long-haired passerby, Jiraiya's expression gradually changed, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help but twitch.
"Jiraiya, what are you doing here?"
The owner of the long, fair and well-jointed hand holding the photo album handed over by the two men asked a question without any warmth at all.
"Yeah~ what... I'm just taking a break in the middle. I swear, I'm definitely not lazy! Hahahaha..."
Jiraiya touched the messy white hair, raised his head and laughed, trying to use this method to reduce the murderous aura on the opponent's body.
However, judging from the results, it has no effect. The other party's murderous intention is just as real as murderous intent!
"Then what, I'm going back now! Don't worry, Orochimaru! I, Jiraiya, always say something and it's hard to catch up! The safety of your wife and children will never be compromised in the slightest!"
Looking at Orochimaru, who had a cold face and looked like he was about to kill someone, Jiraiya also felt that the situation was not good, so he let go and was about to leave, but...
"Psychicism!"
Bang!!
"White Snake, kill Jiraiya!"
Hearing Orochimaru's voice behind him, Jiraiya felt what seemed like a giant attack above his head. He stepped on his sandals and threw his arms, just running for his life.
"Are you serious? Orochimaru!"
"Kill him!!"
boom!!!
…
The sun sets in the west.
Amid the ruins, Orochimaru, who looked indifferent, was handcuffed by the law enforcement team of the Konoha Guard as the villagers of Konoha watched.
At the same time, Jiraiya, who was lying on the ground with his clothes in tatters and in a coma, was handcuffed by the security team and prepared to be escorted to the prison.
Of course, there was also a silver-haired natural curly who suffered a disaster and was affected by the two of them. He was also taken away by the police on the charge of endangering the public safety of Konoha Village.
Among the onlookers, a certain Yondaime Hokage looked at the two white-haired men who were pulled away in a coma. He wanted to say something but didn't know how to say it.
A certain white-haired ninja with a mask covering his face looked at his eldest brother being taken away and sighed helplessly and shook his head.
"This stupid brother..."
"Brother Gintoki! Leave the job of walking the dog and your unfulfilled brother to me! Just focus on reforming in prison, don't worry!"
Obito clenched his fists and promised, crying.
"Who are you calling the unsatisfactory younger brother? Do you want to be beaten?" Kakashi was unhappy for a moment and complained with his eyes rolled.
Obito seemed not to have heard, and continued to shout to Gintoki with tears streaming down his face: "Although your brother has a bad temper, harsh words, and a cold and annoying attitude, I will be patient! I will never give up on him.
of!"
"Obito, you bastard, come to the training ground right now!"
Seeing Kakashi and Obito arguing, Minato and Lin looked at each other helplessly, and then the latter sighed softly, stepped forward and stood between them and started to break up the fight.
"You two, stop arguing!"
…
Kakashi couldn't understand why Obito, a big fool, would so persistently worship his useless brother that he didn't even want to admit, just like Jiraiya couldn't understand why Gintoki could conquer Konoha in just three days.
All the inmates in the prison are trained to be like little brothers who obey orders.
Jiraiya just remained expressionless and silent as he watched Gintoki being called "big brother" by each of the vicious prisoners in the prison.
This kid... is not simple!
The fines and compensation for damaging Konoha's public safety and damaging buildings will ultimately be borne by Orochimaru alone.
For Orochimaru, one of the Sannin of Konoha, this little money was just a small amount of money for an A-level mission, and he didn't take it seriously at all.
Considering that the three people's guilty pleas were acceptable, the final sentence given to the three people was only to pay a fine, compensation and a week of detention.
The sixth day of prison life...
Prison cafeteria, lunch time.
Seeing Gintoki being rubbed on the shoulders and back by a group of prisoners who were still vicious and vicious on the first day, Jiraiya on the side also had an old mouth stuck in his throat and couldn't spit it out.
The former prison boss, who was tall and thick-set and looked like he was not a good person at first glance, stretched out a piece of cake in front of Gintoki with a flattering attitude.
"Brother! Today's dessert cakes are all collected! Open your mouth, ah——"
Bang!!
After Feng Qingyun calmly pressed the so-called boss's head on the table and smashed the entire table, Gintoki spoke casually.
"Why did the happy dessert time turn into this hellish scene? I'll kill you, believe it or not?"
"I'm so sorry! Brother! Is it okay to use the service attitude of a maid?!"
"That would be even more hellish! Just thinking about it makes me lose my appetite, okay?"
"Then, if you have no appetite, let me, the lustful immortal, come..."
Jiraiya spoke, and just as he was about to take a piece from the plate full of cake in front of Gintoki, he suddenly felt the vicious and hateful looks of the prisoners standing behind Gintoki!
Jiraiya had no doubt that as long as he stretched his hand another centimeter into the plate, the prisoners would swarm over him!
Jiraiya, who didn't want to cause trouble, finally gave up. He didn't want to be sentenced to an additional sentence for causing trouble. He also wanted to go out and collect information as soon as possible!
Jiraiya retracted his hand angrily and picked up his fork. Just as he was about to fork his own cake, he suddenly found that the cake he had just received had disappeared at some point!
"What are you looking at? Stinky old man?"
Behind Gintoki, a prisoner holding a piece of cake in his hands looked down at Jiraiya coldly, who was looking for a cake.