Chapter 6: Details determine success or failure! (Newbies!)
Yahiko complained loudly, and he also had deep doubts about his choice to give up the pursuit of the Konoha Sannin midway and turn his target to this long-haired man who seemed to be easier to become his disciple.
I definitely made the wrong choice! I didn’t run!
"It's not like, it's love! The degree between the two is different! Although it looks similar, the degree is far different! Sometimes you think the subtleties in life are not important, but in fact, they are just the opposite.
Virtue is the most important thing! For example, Yahiko, you are going to get married in the future, right? What women pay most attention to in marriage is the details! If men are careless and don't pay attention to details, women will give up.
Why don’t you leave!”
"Is this what we were talking about just now?!" Yahiko broke down and complained, holding his head, "Why did the topic suddenly turn to marriage! It's too long-winded!"
At this moment, the thin little boy on the side who kept his head down quietly and covered his eyes with red couldn't help but let out a pop and laughed.
At the same time, Xiaonan couldn't help laughing.
"Hahahahaha..."×2
"Nagato! Konan! Why are you two laughing? There is definitely something wrong with this person's head!"
"It's not that there's something wrong with the head, it's Gui!"
"Ahhhhh! I can't stand it anymore!"
"Then let's start practicing." Regardless of Yahiko's collapse, Gui took out three stones with the word "Gui" engraved on them from his arms: "I will throw the stones with the word "Gui" in them later.
Go out, you guys, and carry the turtle shells on your backs to find these stones. If you don’t find them, you won’t be allowed to have dinner today! Listen, it’s not okay to just pick up a stone and engrave the word “gui” on it!”
Because he didn't know how to train a ninja, Yahiko, who thought this sounded like a good ninja, suddenly became excited.
…
Looking at the two stones handed over by the three little devils, Gui calmly observed Yahiko, who had no stones handed over but pretended not to care, holding his hands and looking away.
【Guisang, dinner is ready.】
Elizabeth, wearing an apron, walked out of the inner courtyard carrying food.
Smelling the fragrant smell of rice, Yahiko couldn't help but sniff his nose, but he didn't open his eyes and remained brave.
"Alright, those who pass will have dinner. Elizabeth and I have some other matters to go out on."
…
Gululu…
Inside the room, listening to Yahiko's stomach growling, Konan and Nagato also looked at each other, then nodded at the same time and pushed their fried rice to Yahiko across the table.
"I have a small appetite, let's eat together." Xiaonan said in a low voice.
"Me too." Nagato also said.
"No! This is punishment!"
Yahiko was a tough talker, but his unstoppable stomach growl and unsatisfactory drooling betrayed him.
"Really? If you don't eat now, there will be no chance for Teacher Gui when he comes back." Xiaonan suppressed her laughter and continued.
"this…"
Only then did Yahiko tentatively open his eyes and take a look at the delicious-looking fried rice in front of him, and then he became confused.
"Hurry up!" Xiaonan urged.
"Yes!" Nagato also nodded and urged.
"Okay...okay."
Yahiko scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, and then hesitantly picked up the wooden spoon.
However, just when Yahiko put a spoonful of fried rice into his mouth, Katsura suddenly appeared in the room!
"Yahiko..."
"It has nothing to do with the two of them!" Yahiko immediately took all the blame on himself, "If there is any punishment, all of it will be directed at me!"
"No, I made Yahiko eat it! It has nothing to do with Yahiko!" Xiaonan followed closely.
"And me!" Nagato also made the loudest voice since seeing Gui.
"Anyway, I know everything, so..."
Looking at Gui who said half a sentence but didn't say anything further, he crossed his hands and tapped his arm with his index finger. The three children present also swallowed a mouthful of saliva at the same time.
"Let's have a party together!"
"ha?"
Both Yahiko and Konan were a little dumbfounded, and Nagato also half-opened his little mouth, showing a bit of astonishment. But then the door was opened, and Elizabeth, wearing a big cigar and carrying Gatling, appeared in front of everyone, looking like a tough guy.
before.
Looking at Elizabeth carrying a wild boar and some wild vegetables, everyone was still a little confused. At this moment, Gui took the initiative to explain:
"Because you are all still children, and you will not be able to keep up with your growth if you only eat this kind of food. Vegetables and meat are absolutely indispensable. Of course, we have agreed in advance that as warriors, you must not eat that kind of soft food."
Eat sweets like parfaits! Otherwise, your spirit will be eroded and you will end up turning into a limp and unmotivated idle existence! As for sweets, you can only eat them once a week at most! My recommendation is Gintoki
The pudding in the refrigerator at home is also a place I visit every week. I usually choose Monday, which is my regular sugar supplement day."
"Parfait is...what?"
"Who is Gintoki?"
"What's the pudding in his refrigerator?"
The three little guys each asked their questions in one sentence.
“Too many questions!!”
"You were the one who said it first!" Yahiko complained, "By the way, what you just meant was to go to other people's homes and steal food from their refrigerators..."
"It's not stealing! You don't know the relationship between me and Gintoki at all! Until today, he hasn't noticed that the pudding in the refrigerator disappears mysteriously every Monday. I did it, which already proves this point!"
"It's just because he's an idiot!"
…
"Teacher Gui..."
At the dinner table, looking at the steaming hot pot, Yahiko hesitated to speak.
"Yahiko, don't think about doing everything by yourself at any time."
As he spoke, Gui held up his hands, and the figures of two people appeared in his mind. At the same time, he couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "If it had been discovered earlier, Takasugi might not have..."
"Teacher Gui?" Xiaonan tilted her head.
"No, it's nothing. Anyway, keep what you just said in mind! In fact, when I saw the three of you, I thought of the two troublemakers around me in the past..."
"Tch, I think Mr. Gui is the troublemaker." Yahiko held up his cheek and curled his lips.
"No..." Gui smiled softly, his eyes softened, and he said softly: "I have always been the one to wipe their butts..."
Looking at the three little ghosts who didn't quite understand, Gui also instantly switched back to the original mode, holding the chopsticks and reaching for the sizzling hot pot.
"The meat is mine!!"
"Ah! Teacher Gui, you are so shameless!"
…
At night, the rain still didn't stop.
Outside the hut that was barely able to keep out the rain, Gui was sitting cross-legged in the corridor under the eaves, holding his sleeves and looking quietly at the country's dark night sky. Beside him, a sword named Guzong lay quietly.
Even to this day, Gui can't forget what the fat aunt she saw in her dream, wearing sunglasses and with the word "F" on her forehead, said to her the night before she came into this world.
(Note: Toyako Sage’s mother.)
She said...what's going on?
Gui can't remember, but so what? After seeing this miserable country and world with his own eyes, there is no need to think about this kind of thing!
That Immortal of the Stock Sect definitely asked himself to save the world! Such a world...a world where even meatballs live extremely miserable lives must change!
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he had to change the world. Gui also clenched his fists, closed his eyes and said with tears: "Leave it to me! I will save all the meat balls in the world for you to see! I will definitely complete this task."
Of! Immortal!"
[Mr. Gui, our mission seems to be to find the culprit of the space-time rift, so we will give you the ability to return to your original shape...]
"Shut up! You can do anything with that kind of thing! Don't you feel sad to see the meat ball living in a homeless place without even a person to feed it? Elizabeth!"
Elizabeth:……
"And that bastard Hanzo, for seven years he refused to allow me to touch the meatballs of that ultra-rare Sanshou fish! What a stingy guy!"