Gao Ao endured the guilt, pretended to be a woman, and sent a message to Li Jun, while He San watched with interest.
It is full of curiosity about everything in modern society, especially online chatting.
He San couldn't help but smile when he thought of a beautiful woman behind the phone talking to it.
Gao Ao urged Li Jun again.
He looked at the bitch in front of him, his heart full of guilt, "Beauty, I'm sorry, I'm too scared!"
Hey, this monster is too strong. Our donkeys and the pigs next door are still unable to get up. How can this beauty stand it?
So pathetic.
While Gao Ao lamented that Li Jun was pitiful, he kept urging Li Jun to come over quickly.
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Li Jun got off the bus, clicked on the location, walked towards the proud donkey farm, turned a few corners, and finally found the Gaojia Donkey Farm.
"Classmate Li Jun, I think there is a conspiracy here. How can there be such a way to sell things? Isn't it a loss? Otherwise, we should not go?" Lin Junyi followed closely behind Li Jun.
Lin Junyi couldn't understand. He could tell there was something wrong. Could Li Jun not see it?
"Nothing."
Li Jun said calmly, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to the other party: I am at your door, come to pick you up.
Gao Ao: Kiss, it’s coming soon, boo~
Li Jun put away his cell phone, crossed his arms and waited quietly for a moment, when he saw a tall, rough man running over.
He picked up the phone suspiciously and said, "You want to buy donkey-hide gelatin?"
Li Jun nodded silently.
Grinning arrogantly: "That's a good relationship. Beauty, please come with me."
Li Jun was wearing a black down jacket. The down jacket was very big and covered his entire body tightly. The wind was also very strong today. Li Jun was also wearing an old velvet hat and a mask. At first glance, he couldn't tell the difference between male and female.
Arrogant and inertial thinking, taking it for granted that she is a beautiful woman.
"Beauty, please, be careful here."
Gao Ao led the way, and Li Jun followed behind. The two walked into the small building and stopped at a door.
Li Jun stood still and quietly sensed that the intense sound of the movie and Fusang dialect came from the room.
Gao Ao took out the key and opened the door, made a gesture of asking, and said with a faint smile: "Beauty, please come in."
Li Jun nodded and strode in, which made Gao Ao suspicious.
Li Jun walked forward slowly and stared coldly at the donkey on the sofa. The donkey didn't realize it was Li Jun. It raised the red wine in its hand and made a very elegant gesture, drinking it down.
"Woman, you are very interesting. You are not afraid when you see me?" He San raised his legs and placed them flat on the coffee table in front of him. He slowly blew out smoke rings from his mouth, looking like a domineering president.
Li Jun didn't say a word.
On the other hand, Lin Junyi behind him was trembling with fear, and He Sanjiaolong's aura frightened him.
"Hey, there's a male ghost following you?"
He Sanhao looked at Lin Junyi calmly: "I'm hungry, so I just want you to serve as food and drinks."
Then, it threw away the cigar, stood up, and walked towards Lin Junyi step by step. It made strange noises from its mouth and its teeth were white.
"Donkey demon!" Lin Junyi screamed wildly, and was about to run away, but suddenly found that his feet were as heavy as a thousand stones and it was difficult to move even an inch.
"Donkey demon? Me?"
He San stopped and sneered again and again: "Kid, I'm afraid you don't know my reputation. Let me tell you a story!"
Without waiting for Lin Junyi to answer, He San started talking to himself: "There was once a brat who didn't know the heights of the world. He kept calling me a donkey demon. Now, the grass on his grave has grown taller."
"Do you know what his name is?"
He San had been suppressed by Li Jun for a long time, and suddenly escaped from the clutches of the clutches. He felt happy and wanted to talk about something.
"His name is Li Jun."
Lin Junyi was stunned. He looked at Li Jun next to him, then at He San, with a puzzled look on his face.
"This Li Jun is very powerful. He has a unicorn on his feet and a sword pointed at the sky. He has a true legacy from a mortal. All the ghosts trembled when they saw him. But I was not afraid. I fought him for three thousand rounds and finally killed him." He.
Three crazy ways.
There was a strange expression on Gao Ao's face, and he couldn't help but mutter to himself: Yesterday, I was just talking in my sleep, Li Jun was so stupid, hahaha, I finally escaped from your clutches.
Gao Ao thought that his voice was very low, but he didn't expect that the three people around him were not mortals.
He Sanlao blushed and shouted: "Gaoao, what did you say?"
"My little brother didn't say anything. He slapped his lips and slapped his lips." He haughtily knelt down.
He San was furious and said crazily: "Fart, you said it clearly, please remember, who is Mr. Li? I, Mr. He San, am the master, and he is the slave. I asked him to go east, but he did not dare to go west."
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"If Li Jun dares to show up in front of me, I will make him crawl on his knees and bark like a dog."
"oh?"
Li Jun suddenly spoke and said with a smile: "We have been separated for three days, and we treat each other with admiration. I didn't know that Mr. He has become so powerful."
"Ah? Damn it, my lord!"
He Sanmeng shut up and jumped up. In an instant, his donkey face became distorted. He fell to his knees on the ground and cried loudly: "My lord, I miss you so much!"
He San knelt down with his hind hooves, hugged Li Jun's legs with his front hooves, and cried so heartbroken.
"My lord, I thought something unexpected happened to you, and I was originally going to leave with you, but then I thought, your great cause has not been completed yet, so I can't die!"
Li Jun took off his hat and mask, kicked He San away, walked to the chair where He San had been sitting, and sat down slowly.
"Gao Ao, come here and kowtow to the Lord." He San turned his head and said fiercely to Gao Ao.
With a look of arrogance and dementia, his views were refreshed again. What is the identity of the young man in front of him? Isn't he too strong?
Li Jun looked at Gao Ao cordially and motioned for him to come over: "Does your family run a donkey farm?"
Arrogant and trembling: "Yes."
Before, he pretended to be a woman and tricked Li Jun into coming here. What if he had a grudge?
"Can you incite a donkey?"
Ao Ao answered honestly: "Yes."
Li Jun nodded and suddenly pointed at He San and said: "My donkey is not fanned. It keeps causing trouble for me. It's so annoying. Can you help me fan it?"
"My lord, no."
He San howled and covered the key point: "My lord, I was wrong. I will never dare to do it again. I really didn't harm mortals, but only a few donkeys and pigs. This kid can testify."
Li Jun calmly said: "How did I get here?"
"I don't know. You should ask Gao Ao. I don't know how to play with mobile phones. It's all Gao Ao's fault."
He San passed the blame to Gao Ao.
Aoao said with a mournful face: "Brother, don't get me wrong, I just sell a few boxes of donkey-hide gelatin. Look, the donkey-hide gelatin has been prepared for you."
Ao Ao rolled his eyes, ran quickly to the inner room, took out a pile of donkey-hide gelatin ointment, and looked at Li Jun flatteringly: "It nourishes the skin and blood, it's a good thing."