Ao Ao held several boxes of donkey-hide gelatin ointment with a flattering smile on his face.
Li Jun stared at him for a long time, looking arrogant and feeling embarrassed, and forced a smile: "Brother, I am really just a micro-businessman selling donkey-hide gelatin."
"Do you micro-business people like to dress up as women?" Li Jun suddenly asked.
Gao Ao breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "The people who eat donkey-hide gelatin cream are all women. I pretended to be a woman to get along with them and increase the success rate of selling goods, haha."
Li Jun nodded, his face expressionless.
"Brother, how many boxes do you want?"
Li Jun waved his hand and asked Gao Ao to take these things back. He turned to He San and said: "Forget it, I will spare you one more time. If there is a next time, you will not be spared. Also, do you know where Gou Da is?
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He San shook his head.
"I don't know. When I saw that bright light, I ran into it with all my strength and broke through the void. Under the powerful force of space, I lost consciousness for an instant. When I opened my eyes again, I was already here."
"My lord, my little one has been miserable these days. He is not familiar with this place, he has lost all his magic power, he is hiding in Tibet every day, he eats garbage, sleeps on grass, and he was almost stewed like a donkey."
Tears flowed from He Sanlu's eyes and he looked aggrieved.
Li Jun glanced at him and tapped the half-left cigar on the ground: "I've smoked the cigar. You've been living a pretty comfortable life, eh? Rafite in 1982, haha, this is the first time I've seen him."
He Sangan laughed: "My lord, don't be ridiculous. It's just Lafite. Drink it to quench your thirst. But these Cuban cigars are really good. My lord, would you like one? This cigarette is rolled out of the legs of a beautiful girl."
Yes, hehe, it smells good."
Li Jun's eyes widened, and He Sanlu trembled in fright: "I threw away the rubbish cigar."
He San hurriedly turned around and swept all the boxes of cigars on the coffee table into the trash can. At the same time, he said fiercely to Gao Ao: "Don't do such vulgar things in the future. I, He San, am an upright dragon. If you want to be my younger brother, just do it."
Learn to be an aboveboard person."
Ao Ao looked confused. He didn't understand that smoking a bad cigar had anything to do with being aboveboard?
However, he still nodded and bowed: "What Sanye He taught me is that if I don't do it anymore, you can just throw it away."
Anyway, these are all items with free shipping on Pinduoduo at 9.9, so I don’t feel bad if I lose them.
But Mr. He and Li Jun are so amazing, these two thick thighs must be hugged.
Gao Ao has had poor grades since childhood and loves to fantasize.
He yearns for the bizarre world in fantasy novels, and especially hates the ordinary and boring real life. Now that the plots in fantasy novels have appeared in reality, why not make him happy?
He took a deep breath and prepared to hug his thighs.
"Brother, what do you call me?"
Li Jun rolled his eyes at him: "I'm younger than you."
"You are very capable. You are the eldest brother. Our brothers in the world are not ranked according to age, so I'd better call you eldest brother. Brother, in a few days, I will ask some of my brothers to come over and pay homage to the dock."
He is proud and tall, with a thick gold chain around his neck. He has a social look on his face, and his voice is full of heroism, giving him a sense of loyalty.
Of course, this is all an illusion.
Li Jun will never forget his womanizing tone on the forum.
Li Jun walked over and held He San's hand, and said calmly: "My donkey is bothering you. How much has it eaten and drank during this period? You can settle the accounts and I will transfer the money to you later."
With Li Jun's behavior, he clearly wanted to draw a clear line between himself and his arrogance.
How could Gao Ao agree?
He hurriedly grabbed Li Jun and said, "Brother, you've met someone else, haven't you? We, the brothers in the gang, have always had money to share, drinks to drink with, and girlfriends to protect together." Gao Ao wiped it secretly.
I was in a cold sweat, and my thoughts almost leaked.
"I'm sorry, I'm an honest student, I don't get involved in gangs, and I don't mix with Taoism."
Li Jun calmly opened his sleeves. He didn't want to come into contact with people like Gao Ao. He was too popular and could not be trusted at first sight. Gao Ao panicked and hurriedly stopped Li Jun: "Brother, I was wrong. I don't want to be a fool."
, I, I, I, I am just happy."
"I accomplished nothing after graduation. I made a living by selling donkey-hide gelatin every day, and by the way, I helped my family look after the donkey farm. Moreover, my brother is the captain of the city's criminal police brigade, Gao Wei. If I really messed up, he wouldn't be the first to beat me to death.
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"Actually, I just read too many novels and am a severe case of adultery."
At this moment, Gao Ao's cell phone rang. He smiled apologetically at Li Jun and clicked on the speakerphone: "I'll answer the call."
"Brother, why did you call me?"
There was silence for a moment on the other end of the phone, and then a voice came: "Aozi, please don't go out during this period of time. Another major case has occurred in the city, which is very strange."
He said proudly: "Brother, I remember it, can you tell me what the case was? I'm curious, is it the same as what was said on the forum?"
There was silence again on the other end of the phone, and finally a voice came: "I can't share the specific details. Due to confidentiality principles, just you and your parents don't go out recently. Okay, that's all. I'm busy. I'll hang up."
"Hey, hey, brother, why don't you say half of what you said?" He put away his phone arrogantly and depressedly.
"What case is on the forum?" Li Jun suddenly asked.
When Gao Ao saw Li Jun actively talking to him, he was obviously very interested in this kind of thing. He rolled his eyes and took it into consideration.
"Case of Human Drowning."
"Two months ago, corpse collectors from Haizi Lake retrieved a female corpse. This female corpse was dressed in ancient clothes, had an ancient hair style, a gold hairpin and jade hairpin on her head, no socks on her feet, and was barefoot.
Wearing a pair of embroidered shoes."
"The weird thing is that any corpse taken out of the water will become fat and white, but the female corpse is as lifelike as if it were alive."
Li Jundao: "Could it be a COSER enthusiast who drowned? The body didn't have time to soak up?"
Ao Ao shook his head: "No, if that were the case, there wouldn't be an uproar on the forum. In fact, what the body fishermen first picked up was a coffin."
"The large nanmu coffin has turned into ebony for many years, which is commonly known as dark wood. That coffin is priceless."
Li Jun asked: "What happened next?"
He smiled proudly: "After the coffin was retrieved, the people who retrieved the corpse became greedy and killed each other. When the city team found out, they were all dead, and there was only one coffin left."
Li Jun frowned: "Curse?"
Ao Ao shook his head: "I don't know. At that time, the city team invited firefighters to break open the coffin. The coffin was full of water, and there was such a lifelike female corpse lying in the water."
"Is there anything wrong with the female corpse?"
"No, the forensic examination revealed that it was a very ordinary female corpse that was preserved intact by chance. Haha, this is just the official statement. Forum netizens rumored that this is a hundred-year-old walking corpse."