Chapter 415: The Reincarnation of the Woodcutter and the River God
After thinking for a long time, the spring goddess looked at Nobita, then at Doraemon, and finally at the baseball in her hand...
Then, the eyes of the spring water goddess began to turn blue and countless data streams flashed across her eyes crazily. She seemed to be deducing something!
Or communicate with the manufacturer in some special way to ask this question!
After a while, the eyes of the spring water goddess became extremely calm and seemed to have found a solution!
"Due to a malicious card bug, this prop will be automatically destroyed after three seconds!"
Before Doraemon and Nobita could react, the spring goddess had already turned into rags!
There is no longer any expression on his face, and even the pool that looks like a swimming ring has become dim!
Props are automatically destroyed!
To be honest, this is the first time Doraemon has encountered this kind of thing... and the reason is because he and others maliciously blocked the bug, so it's not easy to go to the manufacturer to explain it!
It’s unreasonable!!
But as Doraemon Nobita, the two sons of destiny, isn't the best thing he's good at is being unreasonable?!
"Damn it, Doraemon! The spring goddess is treated like this?"
Nobita's face was full of anger, and he decided to let Doraemon take out the props and go to the manufacturer!
Vow to seek justice!!
In the video at this time, the small snippets and tidbits seem to have not ended yet!
As soon as the screen changes, time seems to be turned back!
I saw a woodcutter carrying firewood on his back and an iron ax on his waist passing by on the bridge!
When we reached the middle of the bridge, it was natural that the ax fell!
"Ah, my axe!"
But this time an accident happened!
I saw a superman wearing underwear flying quickly from a distance! He directly caught the falling axe, and then returned the ax to the woodcutter with a smile on his face!
"Stop dropping your ax all the time! I'm very busy!"
dc world.
Superman: "..."
It seems that I was negligent in the past. As a superhero, why should I do even a small thing like picking up an axe...
Suddenly I feel so tired! This superhero is not worthy of me!
But if I don’t pick up the ax, will others say that I am not as good as a superman who does other things?
It’s so confusing!
In the corner of the city, the hidden villains were already laughing from ear to ear!
Is this what superheroes are like? That’s really interesting!
In the picture at this time, the River God was already squatting in a small corner and drawing circles...
[The River God has no chance to appear...]
And this time the screen turns again!
Time went back to just now, and the woodcutter once again walked across the bridge carrying firewood!
It's just that this time the woodcutter looks taller and more powerful! The confidence on his face can no longer be hidden!
Then of course the ax fell down again at this moment!
The woodcutter's eyes suddenly became sharp, he put the firewood he was carrying on the ground, snorted coldly, and jumped directly into the river with a very professional diving action!
Then the woodcutter appeared from behind with an ax in his hand! He made a particularly cool move and his body was actually emitting weird special effects!
[The brave woodcutter got an ax!!]
This obviously mocking scene made the faces of brave men from countless worlds turn red...
Damn it, I don’t care if I don’t save this princess!
The river god in the picture looks even more depressed, still squatting in the corner and drawing circles...
【The River God has no chance to appear!】
At this time, the screen turned again!
The woodcutter walked across the bridge carrying firewood for the third time. When he reached the center of the bridge, the ax fell again!
Different from the previous two times, this time the woodcutter did not choose to jump but took it from his pocket!
Sound effects and halos appeared at the same time! For a moment, they seemed to have seen Doraemon!
"Look at me!"
I saw a super big magnet that the woodcutter took out from nowhere! Or it could be said to be a powerful magnet!
Directly pointing a magnet at the surface of the river, the surface of the river started to boil instantly! Bubbles kept rising from the bottom of the river upwards, as if something was about to escape the seal of drinking water!
Just when everyone was looking a little nervous, a mask floated out of the river!
Then came the rice cooker that sealed Demon King Piccolo, the Dragon Balls, bicycles, the will-o'-the-wisp boy, and a series of other things that no one could have imagined were slowly sucked up from the river!
Watching these things flying up, the proud smile on the woodcutter's face turned into a devil!
Standing on the bridge and smiling unscrupulously, he seemed to be mocking the river god for his incompetence!
When the River God saw this scene, he was exuding despair and death that made a man playing a healing game tremble...
When a god turns black and becomes a ghost, he can no longer imagine what the consequences will be...
【The River God has no chance to appear!】
The third time such a scene appeared, at this time, a big question mark appeared in the hearts of countless people in all dimensions!
This must be an inventory of the river gods! This must be an inventory of the river gods!
But why does it feel like this guy is just taking stock of the woodcutter!!
The conceptual ability of the River God is no secret, and the fact that the Woodcutter was able to fool the River God naturally attracted the attention of countless people!
woodcutter…
Cutting wood…
ax…
Many detectives forcibly connected these clues together, and the river god holding the Pangu ax in the conference suddenly appeared in his mind!
"Wait, I seem to have thought of something..."
The corners of Holmes' mouth twitched slightly...
Could this woodcutter be Pangu, the god of creation in Eastern mythology?
And I saw the screen turning again at this time!
The woodcutter came to the bridge for the fourth time, and the ax once again fulfilled its mission!
Still in that familiar position, the ax fell again!
The woodcutter's eyes suddenly became sharp as he was about to jump off the bridge and pick up the axe!
A narrow-eyed river god emitting milky white light quickly emerged!
"Wait a minute! I'm tired of fixing eggs!"
And if the ghost-like River God hadn't been exuding fairy light, he would probably be regarded as a ghost by 90% of people!
The Woodcutter seems to be an exception. His eyes that were originally open instantly became the same as those of Pokémon Gon! Even his darkened skin is very similar!
At this time, the River God seemed to have learned the lessons from the previous two times, and the only thing I knew was that the River God's expression was extra gentle!
"Before you jump, let me tell you a story!"
After listening to the words of the River God, the experienced woodcutter scratched his head and looked at the River God with confusion on his face!
"Change the routine, don't talk about gold and silver axes?"
At this moment, the woodcutter directly felt the oppressive nature of society. As expected, if he did not make changes, even the River God would have no performance or business!
Looking at the firewood in his hand, the woodcutter's expression also changed somewhat!
I am a wood cutter. How can I make my business bigger?
Why should I chop wood myself? Why can’t I find someone to chop wood for me?
Oh, yes, it should be called lumberjack!
I just need to find all kinds of pigtails of his and I don’t need to pay him a salary. If I catch a few bears and put them in the woods, maybe the lumberjack will get better at some point...
At this time, the woodcutter already had something in mind...