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Chapter 447 Tathagata: My Buddha is awesome

Seeing this scene, the observer and Ultron also sat over and the four of them had a cigarette each and started chatting.

If you ignore the powerful energy contained in the four of them, I am afraid no one will take these four smokers seriously.

The four of them held the cups in their hands and drank the wine that Rick brought and talked about their experiences and dreams. As for why they drank the wine that Rick brought?

Speaking of which, each of them can create countless fine wines, no matter what age, taste, or price. For people of their ability, they can create them with just a wave of their hands.

But they didn't do this, not because of anything else! But because the wine in Rick's hand was so beautiful!!

Even Fang Luo, an otaku who drinks a lot of Coke, feels like he's on top when he drinks it. Rick's wine is the pinnacle of both taste and spirit!

Even the Observer and Ultron were a little tipsy after having a small taste of it!

There are more words!

This resulted in no one paying attention when the train arrived at the next station...

At this moment, the car door slowly opened, and a middle-aged man wearing a nine-piece robe, a twelve-row bead crown, and a jade wat slowly walked in!

He exudes endless divine light. He seems to be the end of the gods and the master of all things. No matter where he walks, he is the focus of everyone's attention!

But at this moment, none of the four people present noticed him! The four men were drinking and smoking, and they were only one table away from mahjong before they could start bragging!

As soon as the middle-aged man came in, he saw this scene and was a little confused. Then a monk with a big head walked in behind him!

"Your Majesty, they are..."

Tathagata from the sequel to Journey to the West is a little confused, and the impression of this miraculous journey in his mind begins to collapse!

I originally thought that it would be a very high-end forum for people from countless worlds to gather together, but these four top experts actually gathered together to do such an indescribable thing?

The Jade Emperor gently shook his head. This time in the entire Journey to the West sequel, only he and Tathagata received the so-called invitation letter. Facing four ignorant and powerful men, the Jade Emperor naturally did not dare to reprimand him.

And just when Yu Enemy didn't know what to do, the tip of his nose moved slightly, and he smelled the aroma of wine...

Immediately, the Jade Emperor laughed out loud: "Hahahaha, I didn't expect that we are fellow drinkers! I'm Zhang Bairen, but I'm late!"

The Jade Emperor waved his sleeves and walked forward directly, leaving the confused Tathagata looking at the very rude Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor stepped forward and sniffed the aroma of Rick's wine: "Well, what a good wine!"

After he finished speaking, he saw the observer next to him and the true face of Ultron: "Oh? Are they the two people who appeared in the video?"

The observers and Ultron looked at the man in front of them who was dressed in a very luxurious and sacred manner. They did not deny it, but directly admitted that they were the people in the inventory video.

The Jade Emperor immediately smiled and said: "You two have amazing cultivation, are you interested in becoming an official in the Heavenly Palace?"

At this time, Ultron, who was already a little tipsy, waved his hand: "Thank you... the emperor for your kindness! I'm not interested."

The observer was naturally uninterested and looked at the Jade Emperor in front of him with some curiosity. It was obvious that he was not a mortal emperor in this outfit.

And from his mouth, he also said that it was the Heavenly Palace, which should be the Emperor of Heaven in Eastern legends!

Rick on the other side has now regarded everyone around him as his friends. Hearing the Jade Emperor praise his wine, he naturally has a good impression of the Jade Emperor!

He took out another wine glass, filled it up with the little wine he had left, and handed it to the Jade Emperor!

Seeing this disrespectful and disrespectful gesture, the smile on the Jade Emperor's face grew bigger and bigger, and he took the wine glass and drank it down in one gulp!

"Ah! It is really a rare good wine in the world! I have ruled the three realms for countless epochs, and only the heavenly wine is better than this wine."

Rick originally laughed out loud when he heard the Jade Emperor's praise, but after hearing the following sentence, the smile on Rick's face gradually stiffened...

What are you talking about? Does this old man know that the wine in the flask in my hand is the best wine in the entire infinite multiverse? What I usually don’t want to drink is actually said to be inferior to fine wine?

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Qiongjiangyuye??

Rick burped and looked at the Jade Emperor with drunken eyes: "Jade wine burp...Jade liquid? Isn't this an adjective? Is there really such a wine?"

The Jade Emperor showed a mysterious smile, and then took out a white jade wine bottle from his sleeve.

"Then let me invite you all to have a taste!" After filling up the wine, he looked at the table without any items: "How about just drinking? I just happened to have brought some local products from my hometown to eat together!

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Then the Jade Emperor took out plate after plate of fruits from his sleeves, as if the sleeves were Doraemon's four-dimensional pockets!

Fang Luo was already a little dizzy at this time. He held the wine bar in his hand and smacked his lips: "One hundred and eighty glasses of wine...how is this wine?"

After speaking, Fang Luo put the wine in the glass to his mouth and took a sip: "Hahaha, beautiful! So beautiful!"

Then he looked at the extra fruits on the table, raised his eyebrows and said with a somewhat artificial expression: "Wow! This is the flat peach, right? This one that looks like a child is the ginseng fruit? Hmm? There are probably more than a dozen of these red fruits.

Is it the year of ten thousand years?"

Listening to Fang Luo's words, the other three people present also frowned. Is this fruit really that bad?

At this time, the smile on the Jade Emperor's face became even brighter: "Thank you, fellow Taoist! This flat peach is not worth mentioning, but I will reluctantly say what you want to hear!"

There are 3,600 flat peaches: the front 1,200 have tiny flowers and small fruits, which ripen once every 3,000 years. People who eat them become immortals and become healthy and light; the middle 1,200 have sweet flowers and six fruits.

Once it ripens in a thousand years, a person who eats it will ascend to heaven and live forever; after one thousand two hundred trees, with purple lines and cores, if it ripens in nine thousand years, a person who eats it will live as long as the heaven and the earth, and the sun and the moon will have the same age."

As one of the cards of Heaven, the Jade Emperor naturally wanted to talk about the flat peach as a sharing object for this wonderful journey. Looking at the somewhat surprised expressions of these people, the Jade Emperor felt quite comfortable in his heart!

After all, I have been pretending to be cool in the original world for who knows how many years, and I have long been tired of it! But this time, pretending to be cool in front of the bosses of other worlds directly satisfied the Jade Emperor's heart!

Then the Jade Emperor introduced a series of innate spiritual roots such as ginseng fruit. Although for people in the realm of Ultron Observers, flat peaches and ginseng fruit are not of much use, but their treasure level does make them quite interested.

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As a scientist, Rick was even more interested. Although he was physically weak, after taking another bite of ginseng fruit, his life span and bones were reduced to an unimaginable state!

At this time, I am afraid that he can easily become an immortal with just a little practice, let alone the pile of 9,000-year-old flat peaches in front of him!

At this moment, Tathagata, who is still standing not far away, looks a little embarrassed. The foundation of heaven is really too deep. Buddhism can't come up with anything good at all in such a pretentious scene!

Do I have to rush up and explain to them that I am awesome?

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