"When my king's samadhi wind comes out, can the bear bear spirit be able to stop it?!" The yellow wind monster glared.
But after saying the cruel words, he suddenly made a fist with his hand, coughed slightly, and said, "But you are right, Tiger Pioneer. You can't be too impulsive as a demon. Acting on impulse is really not my king's style."
Tiger Pioneer held his paws and praised: "Your Majesty understands people!"
"Yes." The yellow wind monster sat back on the throne and nodded slightly, "But I still have to say this."
"My lord, what are you going to do?"
The yellow wind monster rubbed the throne and pondered for a moment.
Then he raised his head and smiled, "Go and ask all the monsters in the cave with mobile phones to post on Weibo and scold the bear spirit!"
"The better the scolding, the greater the reward, do you hear me?"
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
…
Nearly a month has passed since "The Legend of White Snake" was aired. Now that the new film's promotional song "I Will Not Ferry Her" is online, it has naturally attracted the attention of countless people, watching and commenting one after another.
[Bai Jingjing]: "Ask what love is in the world, and it will tell you whether life and death are together! What can I do to @yeao?"
[Jinlingtongzi]: “It’s so uncomfortable!”
[Silver Spirit Boy]: "It feels so uncomfortable!!"
[Lion who likes to swallow things]: "This human woman is really in love with a monk. She doesn't know that monks are all creatures without cows? It's really hard to understand."
[Great Immortal Huli]: "No Niuzi? I'll go take a look..."
[Ziyi]: "The song is so good, I cried."
[Send him off]: "Does anyone know what the prince's name is? I'll go back up there to look for him and give him some warmth."
[Qingfeng]: "This little monk is Tang Sanzang?!"
[Wei Ai Cun Xin]: "I remember that there was a girl who loved me so deeply. Fortunately, I repented in time and held her hand firmly. Now I have been married for tens of thousands of years, and I am really happy! Wife! Love
You!@Who said women are inferior to men.”
[Miss Yang San]: "You sing really well, it's really surprising. You have good taste @HAN is more handsome than Daniel Wu."
[Yellow Wind Cave, Tiger Pioneer]: "What a crappy thing to shoot!"
[Huang Feng Cave, Fox Three]: "Garbage!"
[Huangfengdong, Zhu Tianba]: “I am not shy to say that even dogs can’t watch this sandbag movie!!”
【Princess of Xiyue】: “???”
…
Soon after the short film went online, various comments sprung up like mushrooms after rain, overwhelming the comment area below.
"Tsk, I'm smarter this time."
The Jade Emperor, who had already watched the MV, was reading the comments and nodded slightly.
In the past, Du Fei had openly and secretly belittled and attacked Buddhism from the outside. This time he did not follow the old path, but used the love between the monk and the princess as an entry point to insinuate the Buddhist precepts and rules.
Although there is nothing wrong with those dogmas.
But as long as the audience's regretful emotions about love are aroused, these dogmas become unreasonable targets of attack.
This is a brilliant way of smearing and satirizing!
"That's strange."
"I haven't heard anything about what Buddhism is doing to Black Wind Mountain recently. Why is this bear biting Buddhism so hard?"
The Jade Emperor picked up a grape and ate it into his mouth, looking puzzled.
Buddhism seems to be focusing on studying Buddhist scriptures recently.
Although Du Fei was also very important, he was insignificant compared to Tang Sanzang and others. In addition, he did not notice any signs of Lord Blessing Saint leaving Wudang Mountain, which meant that there was no conflict between the two parties.
Thinking about it this way...
It can only be said that this Xiong Zan is too small-minded.
But it just so happens that the more incompatible Du Fei and Buddhism are, the better Heavenly Court can cooperate with Black Wind Mountain.
Thinking back to the weather forecast, which was becoming more and more influential in the lower world, and the Heavenly News Network TV station that was under construction, the Jade Emperor smiled and was full of confidence in the future of Heaven.
"It's a pity that nothing can tie this kid down."
"It would be great if we could get married."
Thinking of the proposal to marry a female fairy in heaven, which was once rejected by Du Fei, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but feel a little regretful.
After being lost in thought for a moment, he lowered his head and started browsing Weibo again.
…
[Xiaoqing is not Akari]: "Buddhism is really annoying! It doesn't allow young men and women who are in love to form a couple!"
【My nose is very long】: "I am an old Buddhist eunuch."
[Xinghua on the Ridge]: "The king's power, wealth, and clear rules are nothing in front of love. It's a pity that they realize it too late. By the time they realize their regret, the beloved has passed away. It's so sad!"
[Tang Sanzang]: "It's just a show, don't take it seriously!"
[This nickname is against the rules]: "This monk is really stupid. There are quite a few monks visiting brothels in Tong County! How many of them keep the precepts?"
[Tantrum]: "Buddhism destroys people's desires and is a heresy!"
[Call me Your Lady Queen]: “This monk is so handsome!”
[Mrs. Diyong]: "The person is handsome and the song is good. In the past five hundred years, it is rare to have such outstanding music."
[Lu Ban]: “The singing is really amazing!”
[Romantic Horseman]: "I don't care about the plot of the short film, but the singing is really good. There are many good singers and dancers in Bibotan, but compared with this singer Wu Tianyi, they are far behind."
[Leopard Mountain Agricultural and Sideline Products Wholesale]: "The song is really good, but I just wanted to ask, when will the new movie be released?"
The abyss of darkness.
Wutian, who was sitting cross-legged within the many barriers and restrictions, looked at the various messages with a look of satisfaction in his eyes.
Although he thinks he can sing very well.
But I still feel a little uneasy because I haven't been tested by all sentient beings.
After seeing that most of the comments were positive, he finally felt relieved, especially the messages that praised his singing, which made his lips slightly raised.
Sure enough, I am talented in singing!
Recalling Xiong Yao's request that day for him to debut as a singer, Wu Tian couldn't help but have a trace of hesitation in his eyes.
He really wanted to agree.
But on the one hand, it’s because I will do something major to subvert the Three Realms in the future.
On the other hand, it was because he didn't want his unknown side to be exposed in front of his subordinates, otherwise he wouldn't have secretly gone to Black Wind Mountain to unlock the ban on his phone behind Ayinavar's back.
He has been a cold proud demon for more than 30,000 years.
If someone knew how wild he looked when he showed off his singing voice.
How can he hold his head high in the Three Realms!?
"After filming "You Become a Buddha", I will return to the abyss of darkness, seal my mobile phone, and never go to Black Wind Mountain to get involved in the so-called entertainment industry of Xiong Yao." After coming back to his senses, Wutian secretly made up his mind.
But when I saw the "League of Immortals" icon on the screen.
He suddenly pondered for a while.
"Well, forget it if you seal the phone, otherwise you won't be able to spy on the news in the Three Realms." Wutian immediately added.
…
As time goes by, the MV becomes more and more popular.
However, what is strange is that although there are a lot of criticisms of Buddhism in the comments, in the past, I always responded to comments, and I did not see any users who argued from the perspective of Buddhism.
"It's really amazing."
“I didn’t meet a single troll today.”
In a certain Buddhist filial son confrontation group, someone first posted a message.
"yes."
"The sun is really shining in the west."
"Could it be that your weak spot was poked?"
"Haha, if that were really the case, I guess those guys who were washing the floor for the Buddhist bald donkeys would have jumped out by now, right?"
"How strange!"
Everyone spoke one after another, confused.
The sudden disappearance of the other party actually made these Fohei users who often argue with Buddhist supporters and complain about it feel very uncomfortable.
…
Xitianling Mountain, Daleiyin Temple.
The sound of Buddha and the sound of Sanskrit can be heard in the temple.
Tathagata Buddha held his mobile phone and looked at the spinning white circles on the screen, his thick eyebrows furrowed tightly.
Below him are a group of Bodhisattvas and Arhats with the same expression.
"Why is the Internet so slow today?"
I had a fever, and it took me more than five hours to write a chapter despite my headache. I'm really sorry, everyone...