It’s been more than half an hour since I pushed the message on my phone.
All the Bodhisattvas and Arhats didn’t even finish listening to the intro of the song, let alone the lyrics!
Just when I was at a loss, a burst of surprise came from outside.
"It's done, it's done!"
"The poor monk downloaded the song!"
While he was talking, the Subduing Dragon Arhat flew into the temple with his mobile phone in hand. When the monks heard the sound, they immediately surrounded him impatiently.
"Jianlong, let me see it quickly!"
"Is this "Follow me but not her" related to Buddhism?"
"Don't crowd me, please!"
"how did you do it?"
It's no wonder that the Buddhist monks are so eager, but they are really tortured by this damn Internet to the point of death. Even if they have a firm Zen heart, it is difficult to maintain a calm mentality.
"How do you behave for the sake of a new song?"
"Why don't you retreat quickly!"
During the commotion, the Tathagata Buddha at the head of the throne snorted coldly and angrily shouted at the huddled monks.
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but look ashamed.
Only then did Tathagata look at Arhat Subduing the Dragon: "Let me see first!"
Monks: "..."
Arhat Subduing the Dragon hurriedly presented the phone to Tathagata, took it, and Tathagata Buddha clicked on the screen. As expected, there was no lag this time, and he was finally able to watch the video smoothly.
Looking at the Tathagata Buddha who frowned and said nothing after watching the video.
The monks in the audience looked at each other, and then tentatively said: "I, Buddha, can you tell your disciples what the song is about?"
Only then did the Tathagata come to his senses, and then he pointed a little.
"You all should take a look too!"
With the surging mana aura, a mirror screen suddenly appeared in the sky above the hall, projecting the video.
A few minutes later.
"What exactly is this Black Wind Mountain bear demon trying to do?"
After watching the MV for "Cross Me, Not Her", the monks looked puzzled.
This time, Buddhism was not portrayed as the villain. Instead, a Buddhist monk was made the male protagonist. Although he killed the prince out of anger over the death of his best friend, committing murder was not a good thing for the Bodhisattvas and Arhats in Lingshan Mountain.
Nothing.
"Is this a way to ridicule me, a Buddhist monk, who has six impure roots?"
Manjushri Bodhisattva took the initiative to speak.
Fuhu Arhat shook his head, "Monks talk about deeds regardless of their heart. After all, this young monk sticks to his heart and has never violated the precepts!"
"That's really weird. It's like killing evil thieves and committing murder."
"Buddhism also advocates it."
"After all, not everyone deserves to be enlightened. From this point of view, the bear demon's idea of using this to discredit Buddhism is probably in vain!"
"That's wrong!"
"Master Jianglong, please don't forget the lessons learned from "The Legend of White Snake"!"
Looking at the monks talking about each other, Tathagata Buddha felt extremely helpless. He couldn't help but said: "Didn't you realize that the actor who plays the role of this little monk is Tang Sanzang, a Buddhist monk?"
"What, is it Tang Sanzang?!"
Everyone in the temple looked at each other in shock.
"This bear monster is determined to destroy my Buddhist foundation!" After regaining consciousness, Manjushri Bodhisattva frowned and said in a deep voice.
Going to the West to obtain scriptures is an important guarantee for the great prosperity of Buddhism.
Pushing Tang Sanzang to the forefront.
This is definitely something that Buddhism doesn’t want to see!
"its not right."
At this time, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva suddenly came to his senses. He raised his head and looked at everyone, wondering: "Didn't Venerable Guanyin say that he had sent people to solve the disasters of 'burning' and 'lost cassocks'?"
"Why do Tang Sanzang and others still have something to do with the black bear spirit?"
The Tathagata Buddha also looked confused when he heard the sound.
He always felt at ease when Venerable Avalokitesvara was doing things, and this disaster happened in her monastery in the lower world. What went wrong?
…
"Bodhisattva, you have to make the decision for us!!"
In the Guanyin Zen Monastery, Elder Jinchi and other monks were lying on the ground, with tears streaming down their faces, and they cried to Guanyin.
Time goes back to half an hour ago.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, who noticed that the Internet speed suddenly slowed down, immediately thought that this was Du Fei's trick, because the mobile phone and the so-called network signal were both developed and implemented by Heifengshan.
With that bear demon's perspective, it is entirely possible that he would impose restrictions on himself in order to retaliate for his last transformation.
So she went thousands of miles away to Luojia Mountain.
The mobile internet speed has indeed returned to normal.
Then, Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Tang Sanzang in the MV of "Cross Me, Not Her".
"Isn't Tang Sanzang facing the tribulation in the Zen monastery?"
"Why did you appear in Black Wind Mountain?"
The shocked Guanyin Bodhisattva immediately came to the Guanyin Temple. When the clouds came down, she was stunned by the large ruins in front of her. Then she quickly summoned Elder Jinchi and others.
…
"Jinchi, what happened!?"
"Where is Tang Sanzang?"
"Why was the Zen Monastery so destroyed?!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva had a stern look on her face. She gave Elder Jinchi numerous warnings and instructions, but to her surprise, she still let him do it.
Elder Jinchi, who was lying on the ground, raised his head, his face full of grievances, "Bodhisattva, my disciples are following your instructions to attack Tang Sanzang. They sent people to pile up firewood at night and prepared to set him on fire."
"But who would have thought that when the fire was halfway through, Tang Sanzang suddenly broke through the wall and rushed out."
Guanyin:"?"
"He called for fire, turned around and pulled out a big tree."
Guanyin:"??"
"Tang Sanzang didn't know that cypress trees were flammable, and he was so powerful that he threw countless burning pine branches onto other temples with his powerful swing. The fire broke out and burned most of the entire Zen courtyard!"
Guanyin:"????"
After listening to Elder Jinchi's explanation, she immediately said angrily: "You bastard! Tang Sanzang is clearly a weakling who has no power to restrain a chicken."
"How dare you make trouble here and deceive me?!"
"Bodhisattva, you are wronged!"
When Elder Jinchi heard this, he cried out for injustice.
He pointed to the monks behind him and said, "Everything my disciple said is true, and the scene that day was witnessed by all of them!"
"Yes, Bodhisattva, everything Master said is true!"
"If there is any falsehood, the sky will strike like lightning!"
"That monk Tang Sanzang was so fierce. He chased dozens of us and beat us up! Bodhisattva, look at the bruises on my face that haven't gone away yet. It was Tang Sanzang who punched me!"
Seeing the monks' vows, Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little confused.
She frowned slightly, then started counting with her fingers.
…
"The water has broken out, come and put out the fire!"
"Elder Jinchi is forcing me to do this, so don't blame the poor monk for being rude."
"Amitabha, if I had known this before, why did I do it in the first place?"
…
Accompanied by Tang Sanzang's words, scenes from the Guanyin Temple the day before yesterday emerged before the eyes of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Not afraid of the fierce fire surrounding me, I was born when I broke through the gable wall!
A Tang monk uprooted a big cypress tree!
One punch is enough to stop ten thousand monks from opening...
At this moment, Guanyin's fingers froze and she slowly raised her head, dumbfounded.
When did Tang Sanzang become like this?
Why is this happening!!
Guanyin Bodhisattva's peaceful state of mind, which she finally calmed down, stirred up trouble again. After a while, she took a deep breath, suppressed her turbulent emotions, and said to Elder Jinchi:
"Well, it's just that I didn't think carefully."
"When it's time for your immortality, I will let Hui'an explain it to you, and return the Buddha's robe to me."
Originally, the expression on Elder Jinchi's face was just a little aggrieved.
But after hearing Guanyin's words, he suddenly burst into tears!
"O Bodhisattva!"
"Your spirit-avoiding Buddhist robe was taken away by Tang Sanzang and others!"
After that, he wiped away his old tears and tearfully recounted all the things that happened when he tried his best to resist and brought up the name of Guanyin Bodhisattva, but the other party still forcibly took away the spirit-avoiding Buddha's robe.
After hearing this, Guanyin's watery state of mind could no longer be maintained.
There were blue veins popping out on her holy face.
"Sun Wukong!"
"Tang Sanzang!!!"
…
"Ah sneeze!"
Hundreds of miles away, Tang Sanzang, who was on horseback, rubbed his nose and said, "Spring is coming soon. It's easy to catch a cold when the season changes."
"Wukong, you should also keep warm!"
"I understand, Master!"
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There should only be two updates today, and my body is not fully recovered yet.