"How did Wutian become a Buddha? Didn't he become a black man?"
In the villa on the top of the mountain, all the clones were sitting in front of the TV screen, and they couldn't help but be confused after seeing this scene.
Du Fei, who was immersed in writing the band formation and music concert planning project, took over the words and said lazily: "I must become a Buddha. If the film is really dark, can Buddhism accept it?"
"Is it that serious?" The clones were quite puzzled.
Du Fei put away the plan book and curled his lips, "Nonsense, before "My Buddha" and "The Legend of White Snake" were only for individuals."
“This time I’m talking about Buddhism by name!”
"If Kinnara really turns dark, it would be equivalent to directly scolding Buddhism for committing extremely evil crimes and not doing human affairs."
"Even if I have a saint protecting me, Buddhism will not give up."
All the clones nodded as if they had some understanding.
Du Fei No. 2 said doubtfully: "Boss, if you let Kinnara become a Buddha, wouldn't it greatly reduce the intensity of the film's attack on Buddhism? This does not seem to be in line with our original intention."
"Am I that stupid?"
Du Fei glanced at Du Fei No. 2 displeasedly, "The movie isn't over yet. You'll know if you continue watching."
The clones looked at each other and looked at the screen curiously.
Thinking back to the ending of the movie that I designed.
Du Fei moved his eyebrows and thought to himself: "Perhaps "Ji Gong" can be filmed in the future. In this case, Buddhists will probably be pissed to death, and there is nothing they can do against me, hehe."
…
The movie screen turned, and subtitles appeared below.
Thirty years later.
In the lively city of Taizhou, a group of people gathered around and seemed to be watching the excitement. Inside was a young woman who was about to sell her body to bury her father.
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"
"Don't get in the way of our young master!"
At this time, several fierce-looking servants shouted and pushed away the crowd, then withdrew and invited a very arrogant-looking young man in rich clothes and jade belts to come in.
"Who wants to sell himself to bury his father?"
The young man came to him in a swaggering manner, and when he saw the woman kneeling on the ground, his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Oh, this little lady is quite handsome!"
A bright smile appeared on his face and he lifted the woman's chin.
"How much does it cost?"
The woman raised her head and said timidly: "Please do me a favor, young master. I only need ten taels of silver."
"Twelve taels?!"
The young man raised his eyebrows when he heard this.
Then he chuckled and said: "Okay, Master has bought you."
As he said that, he took out a copper plate from his sleeve and threw it into the woman's arms. He lazily said, "I'll give you the money. Come with me."
The woman picked up the copper plate and said in shock: "But this is only a penny."
"When did I say that I would give you ten taels of silver?"
"With this young master, you are only worth this price." The evil young man snorted, then waved his hand to the servant beside him, "Come on, take the maid I just bought back to my house."
"Yes, Master!"
Several servants rushed up to him.
When the people around him saw this, they dared not say anything. This young man was a well-known villain in the city, and no one dared to touch him.
"Help, let me go!"
The woman immediately started struggling in panic.
But how could she resist a strong domestic servant?
Just when he was about to be dragged away, a lazy shout suddenly came from the crowd.
"Hey, stop."
As soon as these words came out, everyone present was stunned. There were actually people in Taizhou City who were trying to stop the evil young man from doing what he did. They couldn't help but look for the reputation and saw a skinny monk in shabby clothes.
What's even more surprising is that he has a wine gourd on his waist and a meaty dog leg in his hand.
Enjoyed the meal!
Although this monk is a bit slovenly, it can be vaguely seen from his face that he is the Kinnara who disappeared from Lingshan Mountain.
If someone blocks his good deeds, he will be furious immediately.
"Monk, are you looking for a fight?!"
The monk still looked lazy. He waved his hand and said, "The monk is not here to be beaten, he is just asking for justice."
"justice?"
"This young master will let you know first what is overbearing!"
The evil young man snorted coldly.
Immediately let the servants surround the monk and prepare to teach him a lesson.
Four or five big-bodied evil servants immediately surrounded the monk and were about to punch him, but suddenly, as if they were drunk, they turned around and punched their own people.
"Asshole, what are you doing?"
The evil young man saw the dazed and beaten servant and scolded him angrily.
But it was okay that he didn't speak. As soon as he spoke, the servants all hit him and shouted in panic:
"Master, get out of here!"
"We can't control ourselves!"
The evil young man had obviously been drained of his body by wine and sex. How could he escape the siege of four or five powerful servants? In an instant, he was pushed to the ground and beaten violently. The beating made him wail repeatedly and scream in pain.
The people watching suddenly burst into laughter.
After the evil young man received a good beating, the servant finally regained control of his body and quickly helped the evil young man up.
"There is something strange about this monk."
"Let's go quickly!"
Looking at the monk with fearful eyes, the evil young man finally gave up.
Seeing the evil young man peeing and escaping, the woman quickly stepped forward to thank him, while the people onlookers looked at the monk with great curiosity and asked: "Monk, are you a Taoist priest?"
The monk picked up the gourd from his waist, took a sip of wine, and replied: "Of course a monk is a monk, not a Taoist priest."
"How can a monk drink wine and eat meat at the same time?"
"Are you lying to us?"
The monk didn't answer, he just hung up the gourd, gnawed on the dog leg and walked out of the crowd.
Finally, his lazy voice came from a distance.
"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart remains..."
Accompanied by this sound, the movie screen gradually turned dark and the subtitles appeared.
The whole film is finished.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"What a 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, but remain in the heart of the Buddha'!"
In the Zixiao Palace, Tongtian slapped his thigh and laughed. He was originally a little unhappy when he saw Kinnara becoming a Buddha, but after seeing the final scene of the movie, his depressed mood instantly reversed.
"Little Bear's words are quite wonderful..."
Taiqing didn't expect that the ending would come with such a hand, so he couldn't help stroking his beard with his hands, narrowing his eyes and admiring.
Zhen Yuanzi also had an interesting face.
Buddhism worked hard to save such a Buddha.
Presumably their expressions at this moment must be wonderful.
"Well, it's indeed good. This "You Become a Buddha" is indeed much more interesting than the previous movies about love between men and women." Taoist Hongjun also nodded slightly and nodded in agreement.
"Master."
"When have you seen other videos?"
Tongtian, Taiqing and others looked at Hongjun in surprise. They remembered that they only got the master's mobile phone yesterday, right?
Facing the curious eyes of his disciples.
Hongjun coughed slightly and looked serious, "I will study the way of heaven for my teacher."
"Nature knows everything!"
"Oh..." x3
Tongtian, who seemed to understand something, hurriedly laughed, changed the subject and said: "These two sentences are really interesting. I have to send them to Zhunti and Qingyin for a look, hehehehehe."
Taiqing and Zhen Yuanzi looked at each other, shook their heads and laughed.
This guy Tongtian is really murderous!
…
"Amitabha!"
"My colleagues in heaven are so rude!"
On the top of the mountain, after seeing the final outcome, the Buddhas in Lingshan couldn't bear it any longer, and they all jumped up and down in anger.
"Subduing the dragon, subduing the tiger!"
"What else do you have to say now?!"
The monks, who had nowhere to vent their anger, immediately targeted the two people who had been excusing Tianting. They should have guessed that Tianting and the bear demon had such a good relationship, how could they make a movie praising Buddhism?
"The Legend of White Snake" is a living example.
The actors in that TV series are all gods from heaven!
"Ah this..."
"Everyone, please listen to our explanation first..."
Looking at Jiang Long and Fuhu Arhat, who were sweating on their foreheads and trying to make excuses, Venerable Miao Ke, who was the first to cause trouble, quietly retreated behind the monks.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was the only one in the audience who had no expression on his face and had a dull reaction.
Because she had already guessed the ending.
The only thing that was a little surprising was that the bear demon actually made up such rebellious remarks as "the meat and wine passed through the intestines will remain in the heart of the Buddha". Although it seemed very reasonable, it was actually heart-breaking words.
"Buddha!"
"You must uphold justice for Buddhism!"
After angrily scolding the Arhat who subdued the dragon and the Arhat who subdued the tiger, the monks immediately looked at Tathagata and asked for orders.
However, Tathagata is now completely one head and two big ones.
This is because there are too many people involved in this book, including the bear demon who has always regarded Buddhism as an enemy, the Heavenly Court whose attitude is unclear, and finally the Mara who should have been lurking for another three hundred years.
He couldn't figure out whose idea it was for the plot of the movie.
If it was Mara, that would be bad.
Moreover, it is related to the fate of heaven, and he cannot make it public now, otherwise it will definitely lead to unknown disasters.
Even a powerful person of his level cannot resist.
"Is it possible that Mora is also eyeing the filming?"
After frowning and thinking hard, Tathagata suddenly had an extremely bold guess in his mind.
"He discovered that making movies can gather faith and will."
"Be prepared to accumulate strength secretly."
"At that time, he will come to the three realms and gain countless fans in one fell swoop."
"As for the heart-wrenching words like 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, it remains in the heart of the Buddha', they must have been written by Mara, who used them to promote heretical ideas and achieve the purpose of destroying the foundation of Buddhism!"
Think about it this way.
Tathagata suddenly felt that he had uncovered Wutian's evil plan.
"no."
"We must not let Mara get his way!"
It was only at this moment that Tathagata Buddha finally realized the powerful power of film public opinion. Buddhism must have this weapon.
"Would you like to say something?"
"Buddha?"
Hearing the voices of the Buddhas, Tathagata finally came to his senses.
Facing the excited monks, he said: "This film was made by the immortals of Heaven. Although there are many objectionable words, we cannot rashly use it to conflict with Heaven. As for Black Wind Mountain..."
"The bear demon will definitely put all the blame on Heaven, and we can't use this to attack and hold him accountable."
"But, let's just forget it?"
"When have we, the Buddhists, ever suffered such shame and humiliation?!"
"Buddha, think twice!"
The monks were obviously really stimulated this time.
People say that as long as you have a Buddha in your heart, you don’t have to abide by the five meat and three precepts. How can Buddhism remain silent?!
"So what can we do?"
“Arguing with those stupid people on Weibo?”
The Tathagata snorted coldly, "You still haven't understood the point of the matter. Although our Buddhist sect is spread throughout the three realms, we don't have the slightest say in the emerging mobile phone network."
"Heaven has already established a weather forecast, and now Xinwen Lianbo TV station is also in the process of intensive preparations."
"My Buddhist sect has made no achievements here so far!"
Having said this, he looked towards the Buddhas.
"Everyone, we can't sit still and wait for death."
Hearing the Tathagata Buddha's words that struck a chord in the soul, all the Buddhas in Lingshan Mountain were suddenly enlightened and enlightened.
"Buddha, what are you going to do?"
Tathagata paused for a moment, then looked solemn and said loudly:
"Establish Lingshan Entertainment Company!"
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First update!
Now one chapter is more than 3,000 words long, and two chapters are as long as the previous three chapters. Don’t think I haven’t updated enough.