Upon hearing Tathagata Buddha's words, all the Buddhas were stunned.
Only Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes flashed, and she took the initiative and said: "Buddha, my disciples have also considered this method, but the bear demon controls the entire mobile phone signal network, and we are always controlled by it."
"The Internet speed of my disciples' Nanhai Dojo and Lingshan Dayei Temple dropped sharply a while ago. I'm afraid it was caused by it."
Other Arhats and Bodhisattvas who have dojos in the lower realms responded one after another.
"Exactly."
“The Internet speed of my disciple’s dojo is also very slow.”
"That bear demon is so abominable!"
"I heard that many Buddhist temples and Zen monasteries in the lower world have also had their network speeds restricted, and have encountered resistance from many mortals!"
"well!"
"Some foolish mortals even destroyed temples for it."
"It's really abominable."
Looking at the monks and Buddhas who were starting to complain, Tathagata's expression was quite calm, "I have already thought of a countermeasure regarding this matter. When I get back, I will ask the Buddha to burn the lamp, Zhunti, and Yingyin."
"Ask them to come forward to negotiate with Saint Tongtian."
Guanyin Bodhisattva raised her eyebrows and said hesitantly: "But the three Buddhas have never asked about Buddhist affairs. I'm afraid..."
"No need to say anything more."
"I will definitely ask them to come forward!"
Tathagata Buddha said with a firm voice that left no room for doubt.
After experiencing many changes over the past year, Tathagata has realized the importance of mobile phone networks. No matter what, he can no longer let Buddhism lag behind the heavens, and must change countermeasures in time.
Otherwise, it will be considered that the journey to the west is completed.
The certainty that Buddhism’s luck will flourish will also be greatly compromised.
Moreover, he recently deduced the secrets of heaven and found that there were some variables regarding the study of scriptures from the West, and there were signs of intensification.
If you continue to be immersed in the dream of the great prosperity of Buddhism after studying the scriptures.
In all likelihood, he will regret it in the future!
"If there are really three Buddhas who come forward, we will be sure of it."
Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded.
However, she immediately changed the topic and said with some worry: "But Lord Buddha, regarding the operation mode of Black Wind Mountain Entertainment Company, the filming methods, etc., we are completely blind."
"No need to rush."
Tathagata Buddha smiled softly, "Did Guanyin, Venerable, forget the recruitment advertisement for the director training class at the beginning of the movie?"
"Buddha wants to send people to Black Wind Mountain to learn Buddhist scriptures?"
"Who is the right person to go to?"
All the Buddhas in Lingshan looked at me and I looked at you, and they were all a little frightened.
The bear demon's hostility towards Buddhism is not concealed at all. Not even the three quasi-sage powers Manjusri, Samantabhadra, and Guanyin have benefited from it. How can Daluo and Taiyi like them dare to step into such a tiger's den?
"I already have a suitable candidate in mind."
Having said this, Tathagata Buddha's eyes turned and immediately fell on the Arhat subduing the dragon and the Arhat subduing the tiger in the crowd.
"Subduing the dragon, subduing the tiger."
"This important task will be left to you."
Arhat Subduing the Dragon: ∑(°口°|||)?
Crouching Tiger Arhat: ∑(°口°|||)?
When the monks heard this, they immediately beamed with joy, clasped their hands together and saluted, saying: "Buddha has unique wisdom!"
Jianglong and Fuhu panicked, "Buddha, we..."
"Um?"
Tathagata's face turned cold.
Seeing Tathagata's obviously unkind expression, Subduing Dragon and Crouching Tiger Arhat couldn't help but swallow their saliva, looked at each other silently, and then nodded with a grimace, "Disciples will obey the Buddha's decree."
…
The abyss of darkness.
Listening to the ending song "Liangliang" sung by Du Fei and Yang Chan, Wu Tian couldn't help but feel filled with emotion.
He was actually quite satisfied with the ending.
Although he is now Mara, the monk at the end of the film who does not take Buddhism's rules into consideration but still rescues those who are suffering is very consistent with his longing for a true Buddha.
"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart remains..."
"This black bear spirit really has two brushes, and he can write such wonderful sentences that directly touch people's hearts!"
Wutian sighed and couldn't help but admire Du Fei a little.
Waving his hand to remove the mirror screen, Wutian stood up.
"The movie is over."
After saying this, he turned to look at the three people in black robes sitting beside him.
Hearing Wutian's voice, Giant Scorpion, Ying Yao and Hei Pao, who had been trembling for the whole movie, actually showed expressions of relief on their faces at this moment, and they all raised their heads, "Buddha, do it!"
When Wutian saw this, he couldn't help but feel a trace of surprise in his eyes.
How could these three of my subordinates have such backbone that they did not kneel down and beg for mercy when faced with a "death threat"?
"good!"
"As expected of a disciple who has followed me for tens of thousands of years."
"Then I will help you."
Wutian nodded with satisfaction and raised his palm, ready to take a shot.
But what he didn't expect was that the next moment, the three men in black robe, Juscorpion and Yingyao suddenly hugged his thigh. Their faces no longer looked calm and relieved, and they all cried bitterly and wailed:
"Buddha, we know we were wrong!"
"We shouldn't talk about your gaming behind your back."
"I shouldn't eavesdrop on you singing."
"Please forgive us because we have been with you for tens of thousands of years. We don't want to die. We also want to see the mortal world."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
Wutian: "..."
Sure enough, I still overestimated them.
But the current situation is exactly what Wutian wants. Before bringing the three of them out to sing, they must give it a good shake.
Thinking of this, a sneer suddenly appeared on Wutian's face.
"It turns out you know what mistakes you made."
"Now that you know you regret it?"
The frightened giant scorpion wiped away his tears and sobbed: "I regret it so much. Please give us a chance to change our ways!"
"Please ask the Buddha to give us a chance to atone for our sins."
Black Robe and Ying Yao also cried.
When Wutian heard the words, the corner of his mouth curled up slightly. He felt that the heat should be almost done, so he put his hands behind his back, turned around, and said lightly: "Well, this is not impossible."
When the three of them heard this, they were immediately overjoyed.
He quickly asked: "Buddha, please give me a clear explanation!"
Wutian Youyou said: "You should know that the song "Fel Me But Not Her" that caused heated discussion in the three realms a while ago was sung by me, but do you know why I sang it?"
"Because this song is about the Buddha yourself?" Heipao thought for a moment and said tentatively.
"wrong."
"It's because Buddha likes to sing!" Ju Scorpion objected.
"Is it possible that singing can relieve depression and is good for our mental health?" Ying Yao was the last one to express his opinion.
Wutian: "..."
He turned his head and said expressionlessly: "Are these the important points?"
"The disciple is stupid." x3
"Please Buddha, please clarify!" x3
When Wutian heard the sound, a ball of depression suddenly filled his chest.
After a long while, he sighed and said, "I can't blame you entirely. After all, you haven't experienced it personally, so naturally you don't know the various effects and benefits of singing."
Having said this, he turned around and looked at the three of them.
"Do you know the power of wish?"
The black robe nodded, "A kind of energy generated by the belief in incense. Buddhists are best at accumulating this kind of energy."
"Although it is similar to merit, it is far inferior to merit."
Wutian looked satisfied and continued: "Yes, Black Wind Mountain can push the songs I sing to the ears of many living beings in the three realms. Anyone who likes this song will produce a belief and will, which will eventually accumulate in this place."
On the seat."
"What the Buddha meant was..."
"Using this to promote our idea of changing the world?"
Ying Yao was the first to react.
"Yes, if I can use this to get the creatures in the three realms to support me and believe in me, we will have more help when the world changes in the future, and the resistance will be greatly reduced!" Wutian said.
"Wow!"
The eyes of the three men in black robes suddenly lit up.
Wu Tian breathed a sigh of relief, finally using this high-sounding excuse to fool them.
"Buddha has far-sighted vision and boundless wisdom!" the black robe worshiped.
"Disciple is willing to ride on the horse and share the worries for the Buddha!" Ying Yao worshiped.
The giant scorpion was stunned for a moment and then quickly prostrated.
"Me too!"
After expressing their loyalty, the three men in black robes immediately looked at Wutian, "May I ask Buddha, what should we do next?"
Upon hearing this, Wutian looked around, with a grim look on his face.
"Come with me and make your debut singing!"
Black robe:╭(°A°`)╮
Yingyao:╭(°A°`)╮
Giant scorpion:╭(°A°`)╮
…
After the premiere of "To Become a Buddha", it immediately caused an uproar throughout the three worlds and triggered heated discussions.
Because it spans three generations and covers a wide range of plots and social backgrounds, including love, religion, spiritual practice, war, people's livelihood and other aspects, most people can participate in the discussion.
[Eat my three-axe]: "How can there be bandits and barbarians in Yumen Pass? The Tang army will not kill good people and take credit for their merits. This is a fabrication!"
【Han Chuang studied hard for thirty years】: "I am envious of the 17-year-old Juren!"
[Chen Guangrui]: "As long as you have hands."
[Elder Jinchi]: “The network has been stuck recently.”
[Elder Jinchi]: “The network has been stuck recently.”
[Elder Jinchi]: “The network has been stuck recently.”
[True Red-Eyed Black Dragon]: "If this young master can marry a woman like Cen Sha in this life, I will swear never to go to a brothel again!"
[Donghua Sword Immortal]: "Then you'd better go to the brothel."
[Lonely Guanghan Palace]: "This is a fairy in the sky. Young master, you should give up this idea as soon as possible, haha!"
[Lu Ban]: “The leading actor’s skills are really great!”
【Princess of Xiyue】: “Add me in online chat.”
[Jade-faced Little Fox Lady]: "Although Cen Sha did not get to the end with Li Xiuyuan, he tasted the sweetest love. Because after waiting for marriage for a long time, life is not so beautiful."
[Wei Ai Cun Xin]: "It would be nice to be a monk, alas!"
【Tang Sanzang】: "Amitabha."
[This nickname is illegal]: "After all, the Li family is not rich enough. If a family like this young master owns 80,000 acres of land and thousands of tenants, I can guarantee that Li Xiuyuan will never become a monk!"
[Alchemy Master]: "Interesting."
【同世同君】: “It’s really interesting.”
【天】: "Yeah."
[Second Head of Zixiao Palace]: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
[Who says women are inferior to men]: "Father Li and Mother Li acted so well!"
[Little Fat Dragon of the East China Sea]: “Where can I buy wild jujubes?”
[Niu Dingtian]: "Actually, Zhao Sha's maid is quite beautiful (Xiniu Hezhou King, sister, I will help you to score in private)."
[Miss Yang San]: "It is a pity to be unable to love."
[The monkey returned my fire shelter]: “Director Du’s films are still of such a high level, it’s very enjoyable to watch.”
[Handsome guy from Fulingshan]: "If you ask me what love is in this world, it tells me that life and death are together. The most painful thing in the world is separation and death. How can you not make people shed tears?"
【What does Ye Ao do to me】: "The monk is so hypocritical."
【Send You on the Road】: "The movie is very good, but I want to clarify that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is not familiar with Buddhism."
[Mingyue]: "You bastard, how can I help you? Just wait for death!"
[Tiger Power]: "After watching the movie, I went straight to give the monk twenty lashes. Guys, did I do the right thing?"
…
Huangfengling, Huangfeng Cave.
"Your Majesty, my cell phone has moved!"
Hearing the excited shouting of a little pig-headed monster, a group of monsters in the cave immediately gathered around it, with the Yellow Wind Monster taking the lead, with dozens of pairs of eyes looking straight at the screen.
"Wow, Cen Sha actually kissed Li Xiuyuan!"
"I'm so shameless."
"Kiss in broad daylight!"
Seeing this scene, the yellow wind monster's face suddenly showed a thick aunt's smile. This time, Black Wind Mountain finally took care of its personnel affairs.
But before watching it for a few minutes, the screen got stuck again.
"asshole!"
The Yellow Wind Monster, who was looking excitedly, was furious and slapped the gravel table.
"Your Majesty, I can see it here!"
But before he could get angry, the fox-headed demon on the other side raised his cell phone and shouted to him excitedly.
Not caring about getting angry, the yellow wind monster ran away quickly with all the monsters.
However.
When they just sit down.
The screen of this mobile phone also freezes directly.
Monsters: "..."
At this moment, the veins in front of the Yellow Wind Monster's forehead popped out, and his chest rose and fell rapidly. He stood up suddenly, waved his fists, and with a crazy expression on his rat face, he looked up to the sky and cursed:
"Black bear spirit!"
“My grandma Li!!!”
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The second update is here, 3600 words, which is quite a lot.