Chapter 234 Is Uncle Tongtian the director? [To Brother Heiqi]
Chapter 234 Uncle Tongtian, will you be a director? [Added 1 update for Brother Black Flag]
Although at its core, "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes to the World" is an animated film about fighting against fate.
But it is also a comedy animation.
Among them, the character who contributed the most jokes is Taiyi Zhenren!
Although its image is very subversive.
But it is undeniable that the creation of this image is quite successful. At least it has exceeded the standard and completed the positioning of a comedian, adding a touch of life to the original dull core of the movie.
Therefore, Dufy did not want to modify it.
But if he really did this, he estimated that there was a high probability that this big boss who had experienced the catastrophe of killing gods would not let him go lightly.
What to do?
Simple!
Wouldn't it be nice to find someone to take the blame?
I would like to ask who in the Three Realms is not afraid of Master Taiyi, but is also unhappy with Master Taiyi, and is willing to help?
Although this person is indeed difficult to find, there is one.
Not someone else.
It is Du Fei’s cheap master uncle, Tongtian!
There are two groups of forces that Tongtian dislikes the most in his life. The number one group is naturally the one who took advantage of his master's confinement to convert a large number of his disciples to Buddhism. The other one is the teachings of his second senior brother Yuanshi Tianzun.
If he knew that he was going to make a movie that would damage the image of the Twelve Immortals, I believe he would be happy to take the blame...
Oh no!
I'm here to be a front-up director.
After finishing writing the script, Du Fei threw the pen away.
Then he reached for his cell phone, found the phone number of "Second Head of Zixiao Palace", and clicked to dial.
…
Beyond the thirty-third heaven, Zixiao Palace.
In the main hall, five figures were sitting cross-legged on futons side by side, with their heads lowered and hands clasped, and bursts of noise were coming from them.
"To the sky!"
"Why didn't you say anything when he disappeared in the middle?"
"Are you blind or deaf?"
"My signal is all broken, you can't see or hear?"
"Okay, okay, don't make any noise, Yuanshi, I'll go up and help you squat after I'm red, and you can sell it when the time comes."
"Okay, as soon as possible."
"On the opposite side, Nakano keeps fucking me like crazy!"
"Stay steady and don't rush."
"Daozu and I have the advantage in the bottom lane. As long as we don't enrich the opponent's midfield and upper jungle, we can lead you to victory."
"Haha, come on."
"A total of eight cuts in ten minutes is called an advantage?"
"Shut up Tongtian!"
The four of them were talking to each other, but Hongjun was the only one who was silently making up for the damage.
"The little man lives near Su City. He has a house and a field. He lives a happy and happy life. Who knows that there is a monk next to his house..."
The game between several players was in full swing.
An incoming call suddenly rang.
"Whose phone number?"
"Mine." Tongtian didn't even look at it and just clicked to hang up. "It's okay, keep going. The next wave of dragons will protect me. I already have a big hat, and it will explode!"
"good."
Black Wind Mountain, hilltop villa.
Looking at the unanswered phone call, Du Fei said strangely:
"Shouldn't it?"
"Uncle Tongtian is banned in Zixiao Palace. He shouldn't have anything to do. Why can't he get through?"
He was a little disbelieving and called again.
"This wave will determine the outcome."
"If you win, make a comeback!"
"Open, open, open!"
"They stand together and the sky will expand!"
"The little man lives near Su City. He has a house and a field. He lives a happy and happy life. Who knows that there is a monk next to his house..."
However, at this moment, the phone suddenly rang.
Tongtian, who was concentrating on controlling the hero, was distracted and his ultimate move was completely missed.
Tongtian: "..."
Taiqing old man: "..."
Zhen Yuanzi: "..."
Hongjun: "..."
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."
Looking at the increasingly unkind looks cast by the other four people, the hairs on Tongtian Cult Master's body instantly stood on end.
At this moment, he suddenly had an idea and quickly answered the phone. He coughed lightly and said, "Hey, who is it? Can't you hear me clearly? Oh, it may be a signal problem. Just wait, I'll come outside."
With that said, he fled out of Zixiao Palace in a flash.
Ran millions of miles in an instant.
After setting up thousands of shielding formations, Tongcai breathed a sigh of relief and then yelled at the other end of the phone:
"Asshole!"
"You made me almost get beaten by the crowd!"
Du Fei on the other side of the phone was scolded and looked confused.
A dignified saint is still afraid of being beaten by the crowd?
"Say it."
"What do you want from me?" After cursing a few words and venting his feelings, Tongtian immediately calmed down and asked.
Du Fei, who had been sprayed for no reason, finally came back to his senses and smiled, "Uncle Junior, I'm going to make a movie recently, and I want to ask you to be the director. Do you have time to come over and give me some guidance?"
"Making a movie?"
Tongtian became interested when he heard this, "Is this true?"
"Then my nephew can still lie to you?"
Du Fei continued: "I'll send you the script first. If you think it's suitable, come to Black Wind Mountain."
"The movie will start shooting in three days."
"Can!"
After hanging up the phone, a document quickly popped up on WeChat.
Open the sky and take a look.
""Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World"?"
He sat down cross-legged on the spot, then opened the document and read it carefully.
"The spiritual energy of heaven and earth has given birth to a Hunyuan Pearl after thousands of years. It absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon, and its power continues to grow. However, because its immortal energy and evil energy are all absorbed into the body, its spiritual energy gradually becomes chaotic..."
I read the script in one breath and was completely shocked.
This was the first time he heard this story.
Nezha, Tongtian knows.
However, it was clearly Mengzhi, a spiritual pearl from the Golden Light Cave in Qianyuan Mountain, and had nothing to do with the Hunyuan Pearl.
Then think about the plot details in the script.
Tongtian already understood that this was a fabricated story.
"How strange."
"Why did Du Fei suddenly think of making a movie like this?"
Tongtian put his cell phone in his sleeve, thought for a moment and then chuckled, "But it doesn't matter. Although this film was shot by someone from the Chan School, it's not like I can't help direct it."
"I just happened to have run out, so it doesn't hurt to go and shoot a movie."
Thinking of this, Tongtian ducked out of the way.
Go straight to the Black Wind Mountain in the lower realm.
…
The words are divided into two parts.
Du Fei had just left the East China Sea Dragon Palace, and Tang Sanzang and his four masters and disciples were rushing toward the distant manor in great excitement.
"Wukong, this is a big manor."
Tang Sanzang was riding on his horse, looking into the distance with a tone of surprise.
The overlapping attics under the shade of pine trees are majestic. There is a row of green pine and cypress trees at the gate, and a small bamboo forest beside the wall.
It is the wild flowers on the fence that refract the light, and the orchids by the bridge that reflect the water.
It is truly a top-notch large family home!
The four of them quickly approached, and Zhu Bajie stepped forward and knocked on the door:
"Is there anyone?"
After a while, footsteps inside gradually approached.
"Who is he?"
Before seeing her, I heard her voice first, and then the door opened, and a graceful woman of thirty years old walked out.
Tang Sanzang was afraid that Zhu Bajie would scare others, so he hurriedly said:
"The benefactor."
"The four poor monks, masters and disciples came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. It was getting late, so they passed by Baofang to stay overnight. I asked for some fast food and a favor."
That woman was of course none other than someone else.
It was the transformation of the old mother of Lishan who, together with the three Buddhist Bodhisattvas Avalokitesvara, Manjusri and Samantabhadra, came here to test the Zen mind of Tang Monk and his disciples.
"It turns out to be some elders."
She smiled when she heard the sound and turned her head to look.
But after seeing Tang Sanzang's face, his whole body suddenly froze.
He is nine feet tall, has a strong back and waist, like an iron tower, his shoulders are broad enough to run a horse, and his fists are thick and strong enough to stand upright!
If not for his delicate and handsome face.
Almost more terrifying than the three apprentices!
Is this Tang Sanzang?
Mother Lishan was stunned for a moment, she couldn't believe her eyes.
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