Seeing that Lishan's mother was in a daze, Tang Sanzang spoke up again.
Only then did Old Mother Lishan come back to her senses. Then she smiled slightly, stretched out her hand and said, "Elders, please come in."
The group entered the hall and asked each of them to sit down and watch tea.
Mother Lishan took the initiative and said:
"I heard that the elder came from the Tang Dynasty in the east. May I ask, is he from the Tang Dynasty in Nanfangbu Continent?"
Tang Sanzang put his hands together and chuckled, "Exactly."
Lishan's old mother showed joy on her face, and then said: "To be fair to the elders, my wife's surname is Jia. She is a widow. She has no children and only has three daughters. She has a fortune of thousands of dollars and thousands of hectares of fertile land."
"These are the years when people are getting married, and they want to find a husband on the mountain."
"Including the young wife, the four of them, mother and daughter, coincide with the four elders. I wonder if I am willing to do so?"
"Recruit us as sons-in-law?!"
The monkeys who were drinking tea were stunned when they heard this.
Mother Lishan smiled and nodded, "Exactly, my three daughters are all beautiful and pretty, clever and proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting. I think they are worthy of several elders."
The monkey sneered in his heart when he heard this, how beautiful does this ordinary person really think he is?
Do you still dare to seduce me, Old Sun, to become your son-in-law?
Zhu Bajie is also disdainful.
If you really want to be a home-based son-in-law, it is better to go back to Gaolaozhuang, where you will have a high hall above, familiar acquaintances below, and Cuilan who loves you.
Why bother burning a new stove here?
As for Sha Wujing, let alone that.
How can a woman be as important as her sex partner?
Just when the three of them were about to sternly refuse, Tang Sanzang suddenly coughed slightly and stopped the three of them with a wink.
Monkey and Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk was extremely puzzled. He quickly approached Tang Sanzang and asked in a low voice with some surprise: "Master, what are you doing? Do you really want to give someone a son-in-law?"
Tang Sanzang immediately glanced at Zhu Bajie displeasedly.
"Can a teacher be that kind of person?"
As he spoke, he lowered his voice and said, "You don't read the Weibo forum? A big V on Weibo once said that 'women are all petty'!"
"If we reject her on the spot, will we still have food to eat tonight?"
After hearing this, Monkey and Sha Seng suddenly realized.
really.
Master still thinks too much!
Zhu Bajie nodded in agreement and said with great admiration: "Master is right, and I heard that the richer the person, the smaller his tolerance. We must not offend her now."
"Then what should we do? We can't pretend to agree, right?" Monkey raised his eyebrows, and he didn't bother to pretend to be a snake with mortals.
Sha Monk nodded, "Monks don't lie."
"Stupid!"
Tang Sanzang glanced at the three of them and said, "Look at me as my teacher."
After saying that, he pushed the monkeys away, stood up, joined hands and bowed: "The female donor is so kind, the poor monk is very grateful."
"But my master and his disciples traveled a long distance, and the journey was tiring."
"I really don't have the heart to consider becoming a son-in-law at this moment, so I'd like to ask Haihan."
Seeing that Tang Sanzang did not refuse directly.
Mother Lishan could not help but sigh in her heart.
But he smiled and said: "Oh, what the elder said is that I didn't treat the guests well. Please wait a moment. I will order the kitchen servants to prepare a fast meal. Let's talk while eating, how about it?"
"Thank you so much, female benefactor." Tang Sanzang bowed again.
…
After a while, the vegetarian meal was served.
Mother Lishan excused herself and walked back to the back hall.
"How about it?"
Seeing Lishan's old mother return, three pretty women hurriedly stepped forward and asked. They were the three Bodhisattvas, Guanyin, Manjusri, and Samantabhadra.
"well."
Mother Lishan shook her head and sighed, "Tang Sanzang's heart is still unfinished."
"Is this...really?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva and others looked at each other in astonishment.
Mother Lishan then recounted the previous scenes one by one, causing Guanyin, Manjushri and others to frown and remain silent.
"If this is true, we must teach him a lesson!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva said in a deep voice.
Manjusri and Samantabhadra also nodded in agreement.
"Then let me go over and bring up the marriage again first, and see how Tang Sanzang will react." Mother Lishan stood up and walked towards the living room.
In the living room.
Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie each held a sea bowl and frantically cooked rice.
Monkeys and Sha Seng eat less.
After each of them had eaten several large bowls, Sha Monk took advantage of the waiter to go to the kitchen to serve the meal and whispered to Tang Sanzang: "Master, after dinner is over, what should I do if the woman brings up the matter of recruiting a son-in-law again?"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Bajie immediately put down his job.
"yes."
"I, old pig, don't want to be a son-in-law here."
The monkey picked up a peanut and threw it into his mouth, and said with a smile: "Idiot, I think it's good for you to stay here."
“I don’t have to worry about food or clothing, and I have three beautiful ladies to accompany me!”
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he couldn't help but said angrily: "Brother Monkey!"
"What are you talking about?"
"How can I, an old pig, be a vulgar person who is obsessed with wealth and sex? Besides, if you leave me here, how will we drive the King of Blacks in the future?"
Tang Sanzang, who was busy eating, then took another bowl of rice.
As he put all the vegetarian dishes on the plate into the bowl, he said: "Don't worry, disciples, the master has his own clever plan!"
The words just fell.
The door curtain shook, and Old Mother Lishan's voice came.
"Several elders, the fasting meal is still full..."
However, as soon as they entered the hall, Lishan's mother's voice suddenly stopped.
A pair of eyes widened even more.
No one else, but he was shocked by the empty bowls stacked one after another in Tang Sanzang's hand, which were more than two feet high.
Zhu Bajie on the side is barely a foot apart!
"Hiccup~"
Place the empty bowl on the table.
After burping, Tang Sanzang drank another herbal tea, then clasped his hands and saluted, saying with satisfaction: "Thank you to the female benefactor for your hospitality. This is the first time that this poor monk has had such a full meal since he passed the Two Realms Mountains."
"Thank you so much for the hospitality!"
Monkey and the others, who had already eaten and drank enough, also laughed.
Lishan's old mother laughed dryly when she saw this.
It took him a while to come back to his senses.
She suppressed the strange emotions surging in her heart and smiled, "The elders have also eaten. I wonder how you have considered recruiting a son-in-law?"
Hearing this, Monkey, Sha Monk and others all looked at Tang Sanzang.
"Uh, ah..."
Tang Sanzang was stared at by the four people, his expression changed slightly, and he suddenly reached out to pat his mouth and let out a long yawn.
"Female donor, the poor monk is really tired from traveling."
"Why don't you take a rest today?"
"Let's wait until tomorrow to discuss it, what do you think?" He suddenly looked sleepy and haggard, and weakly said to Old Mother Lishan. As he spoke, he also secretly made a gesture to the monkey and the others.
"Ah? Oh, we are all sleepy too!"
Seeing Tang Sanzang's hint, Monkey and Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng also yawned quickly, with a tired look on his face.
Looking at Sha Wujing and Zhu Bajie, whose acting skills are a bit exaggerated.
Mother Lishan raised her eyebrows.
She then smiled and said: "Elder, it's only dusk now, why go to bed so early? Why don't you and your disciples first visit my three daughters and decide whether to marry or not, and then rest."
Tang Sanzang waved his hand and said, "What the female donor said is wrong."
"The poor monk is just a human being. After walking for a day, he is really exhausted. It is really difficult for him to have the energy to think about this matter."
"Besides, marriage is a matter of life."
"It takes more time to think."
"Not to mention it's dark and it's difficult to see people clearly. How do you teach your love to recognize people by their faces and choose a husband?"
"Let's wait until early tomorrow morning to talk about it."
"Donor, do you think so or not?"
After hearing these words, Lishan's mother was speechless for a moment and didn't know how to refute.
"That's...okay."
After thinking for a moment, she could only agree.
…
After arranging Tang Sanzang into the guest room, the extremely depressed Old Mother Lishan returned to the back hall. Guanyin Bodhisattva and others immediately gathered around and asked with strange faces: "Senior, why are you back now?"
Thanks to [JieAilys] for the 5,000 reward, and thanks to the donor. Please don’t give large rewards in the future. Just a dollar or two will do the trick.
Thanks to [Axian] for the reward!
First update, I should be able to update more today.