After much anticipation, the giant screens of theaters, televisions and mobile phones across the three realms finally lit up with the Black Bear logo.
After the familiar title sequence, a line of large characters appeared.
【A Westward Journey】!
When the subtitles fade away, a red desert appears under the night sky.
In the picture are Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong who appeared in the previous trailer, as well as the woman in white standing on the lotus platform, Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"Sun Wukong, you evil beast!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva's voice was cold and stern, "You originally promised Tathagata Buddha to protect Tang Sanzang when he went to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures, but now you have colluded with the Bull Demon King to eat your master. Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime?"
"Stop talking!"
The monkey in the picture is dancing with a golden hoop and saying in a fierce voice.
"You chased me for three days and three nights, but I didn't kill you because you were a woman. Don't think I'm really afraid of you!"
"Wukong!"
The camera turned slightly and settled on Tang Seng sitting cross-legged on the ground.
He sighed slightly, slightly unhappy.
"How can you speak to Sister Guanyin like this?"
When the monkey heard this, he bared his teeth and cursed:
"be quiet!"
Tang Sanzang felt a little aggrieved by such a cruel attack, "You scared me again."
Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at Tang Sanzang, then looked at Sun Wukong, and exclaimed: "If you weren't afraid of me, why did you hurt Fairy Zixia and steal her Moonlight Box in an attempt to escape through time and space?"
After hearing this, Sun Wukong gritted his teeth, took out a simple wooden box from his arms, and immediately threw it out.
"Okay, since we can't hide."
"Then I, Old Sun, will fight to the death with you!"
As he spoke, he got ready to fight Guanyin Bodhisattva.
However, at this moment, a discordant voice suddenly came.
Tang Sanzang, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, picked up the moonlight treasure box that the monkey had thrown away at some point, and shouted in his unique and weird accent: "Oh, don't be angry, everyone, because being angry will violate the precepts."
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As he said that, he pointed at the monkey and said, "Wukong, you are too naughty."
"I'm telling you, don't throw things away."
Tang Sanzang walked up to the monkey and said in a preaching manner, "The Moonlight Box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment."
"What should I do if I hit a child?"
"Even if the children are not hit, it is wrong to hit those flowers and plants..."
Seeing this scene, Tang Sanzang, Master and Disciple Four, was dumbfounded.
"Is this... is this master?"
Zhu Bajie asked blankly.
Sha Monk glanced at Tang Sanzang, who was as strong as an ox, and then recalled the scene where he showed his fists at every turn before, and shook his head vigorously.
The other spectators were equally astonished as the four masters and apprentices.
After all, the image of Tang Sanzang in "Journey to the West" is too classic, completely a gentle and elegant image of an enlightened monk.
When has there ever been such a moment of such utter secrecy?
Sure enough, Sun Wukong soon couldn't stand Tang Sanzang's talk.
One punch knocked him to the ground.
The most incredible thing is that Tang Sanzang also kept nagging in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva, so much so that even the Guanyin Bodhisattva with an unchanging face and a Zen mind could not hold back his hand.
But Tang Sanzang's nagging is still nagging.
When he learned that his disciple Sun Wukong was going to be executed by Guanyin Bodhisattva to apologize for committing a huge mistake.
But he stepped forward, willing to pay for his life with his own life.
Ask Guanyin Bodhisattva to give Sun Wukong a chance to atone for his sins.
Guanyin was kind-hearted and moved by Tang Sanzang's sincere heart, so she promised Tang Sanzang to give Sun Wukong a chance to be reincarnated. If he could survive the ordeal five hundred years later, he would be allowed to continue to study for Buddhist scriptures in the West.
Seeing this, the audience suddenly realized.
One barrage after another was heard.
[Sir Huang]: "I understand, Sun Wukong wanted to eat Tang Monk in his previous life, but he repented in his second life."
[True Red Eyes Black Dragon]: "So this is before Journey to the West?"
[Sixth Son]: "This is very possible!"
[Ye Ao Nai Me]: "You are a bunch of fools. This movie is a fabrication. I, the old man, have never been cannibals!"
Seeing the barrage on the screen, Monkey's lungs exploded with anger.
He has been a disciple of Patriarch Bodhi since he was a child, and he practices the supreme and wonderful method "Dapin Tianxian Jue". He always regards himself as an immortal, how can he eat people, let alone eat the flesh of Tang Monk in order to live forever.
He has long since jumped out of the Three Realms and is no longer in the Five Elements.
Immortality? Live as long as heaven!
Tang Sanzang smiled and patted the monkey on the shoulder, "Wukong, don't be angry. Just watch a movie and don't take it too seriously."
There was a look of appreciation on his face, "Master, I feel..."
"This "Westward Journey" is quite interesting."
After hearing this, Sun Wukong argued: "But Master, this is insulting my old Sun's reputation!!"
"Why?"
When Tang Sanzang heard this, he immediately became unhappy.
He looked at the monkey and said earnestly: "When I was acting as a teacher in a movie in Black Wind Mountain, Du Yaowang once said that in order to show the growth of characters, movies often use the technique of expressing desire first and suppressing it. Since you are the protagonist of the movie,
, I will definitely praise you later."
"Don't worry!" He said, patting the monkey's shoulder again.
"You, a monk, are always making sarcastic remarks..."
Sun Wukong muttered in his heart, but he could only suppress his unhappiness and continue to look at the screen.
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The camera panned.
Time flies, the sun and the moon fly by, and it is already five hundred years later in the blink of an eye.
In the desert filled with yellow sand, a woman wearing black gauze rode a horse to an inn in the desert.
However, this place is not an inn.
It was a black shop run by a group of bandits to deceive passing business travelers.
But none of them thought that this woman in black gauze turned out to be the notorious Chun San Niang in the world. Bandits are brave enough to rob ordinary people, but when they confront such a truly ruthless person, they immediately lose their courage.
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Knowing that the other party was a tough opponent, the bandits quickly went to the gang leader for help.
"What is Chun Sanniang doing in Wuyue Mountain?"
"This female devil has always been full of treasures. Is there going to be any big deal here recently?"
A young man was lying on a bench and muttering to himself.
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"Du Fei?!"
Seeing the young man dressed as a bandit, the Jade Emperor, who was sitting high on the dragon throne, spit out a mouthful of fragrant tea.
"Uh, Du Fei?"
The Queen Mother was stunned when she heard this.
Immediately, he took a closer look at the young bandit gang leader.
After watching for a long time, she found a trace of Du Fei on the face of the young man with luxuriant hair.
"Du Fei actually starred in a movie role himself?"
After recognizing Du Fei, the Queen Mother was surprised.
The Jade Emperor also nodded slightly, "This guy has never played any role in person since filming "My Buddha" with Xiao Chan. This time he actually appeared in the movie again?"
"He has said that he will never act in movies again."
The Queen Mother was also a little surprised. She pondered for a moment, "If I remember correctly, this "Westward Journey" has the label of love."
"Could it be that Xiaochan also appeared on the scene?"
"Probably!"
The Jade Emperor rubbed his chin, "I'm afraid these two want to act as a couple again."
When the Queen Mother heard this, she immediately became interested.
"Xiao Chan's natural beauty is unique in the Three Realms. I really want to see her role in the movie."
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he curled his lips secretly.
Although he had already acquiesced in Du Fei and Yang Chan's affairs, he still couldn't help but feel a little unhappy when he thought of the scene where this guy and Xiao Chan were having sex with each other in the movie. The reason was that this guy was too cheap.
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However, the Jade Emperor would never have imagined that Du Fei and Yang Chan were sitting side by side in the back mountain villa of Heifeng Mountain in the lower realm.
Watching a movie together gives the impression of an intimate world between two people.
"How did you come up with this look?"
"I want to laugh every time I see it!"
Looking at the funny way that the Supreme Treasure in the movie is always cross-eyed and walking upside down because of being hit by the Seven Injury Fists.
Yang Chan couldn't help but lightly cover her lips and chuckled.
"It's a comedy!"
Du Fei shrugged and laughed too.
"Oh, comedy..."
After hearing Du Fei's words, Yang Chan suddenly sighed quietly.
Recalling the ending of "Westward Journey", she turned to look at Du Fei beside her and said softly: "Du Fei..."
"Shh, don't talk."
But Du Fei interrupted her, "Let's talk about it after watching the movie."
Yang Chan pinched her long fingers and finally nodded.
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Back to the movie.
As the leader of the gang, Zhizunbao made a plan.
He planned to take advantage of Chun Sanniang's rest at night to stun the opponent, then restrain him, and handed over this important task to the second master.
"Wow, spider!!"
At midnight, a scream came.
No one expected that Chun Sanniang was actually a spider spirit. The overjoyed gang leader Zhi Zunbao went to check it out. Unexpectedly, he bumped into the spider spirit and made countless jokes with the bandits.
Especially the stupid and cowardly second boss is even more hilarious.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"This second boss actually took Spider Spirit away as the leader of the gang. No way, I'm going to laugh to death, hahaha!"
"Which actor is so talented?"
“I admire it, it’s so interesting!”
In the cinema of Black Wind Mountain Entertainment City, the audience burst into laughter.
Sitting in the best row in the center of the theater, the Bull Demon King's family, Red Boy and Princess Iron Fan were also laughing so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.
It was also the first time for them to watch such an interesting movie.
"Father, why don't you smile?"
Red Boy, who was laughing so hard that he held his stomach, turned around and found the Bull Demon King sitting next to him with an expressionless face.
Not only was he not smiling, his face was even a little dark.
"Yes, husband."
"Don't you think it's interesting?"
Hearing this, Princess Iron Fan turned to look at the Bull Demon King and said strangely.
Faced with inquiries from his wife and children.
A stiff smile finally appeared on the Bull Demon King's face.
"Interesting, indeed interesting."
"But my husband had already watched it when he was on the set, so it wasn't that interesting when I watched it again."
"oh……"
Red Boy nodded in understanding.
But he suddenly asked curiously: "By the way, father, didn't you say that you also appeared in "Westward Journey"? Which role is yours? I haven't seen it yet."
You’ve seen it…
The Bull Demon King heard the sound and said something silently in his heart.
But how dare he tell his son and wife that the stupid and cowardly second-in-command in the movie is him?
Otherwise, how can he be the head of the family in the future?
After a moment of silence, the Bull Demon King had no choice but to say: "Keep watching. You will know which one is me when you see the back."
"oh!"
Red Boy nodded and continued watching the movie.
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The plan to sneak attack Chun Sanniang failed, but unexpectedly cured the Seven Injury Fist in the Supreme Treasure.
With great confidence, Zhizunbao decided to kill the opponent in one go.
And this important responsibility.
Once again, it fell on the head of the second master.
But the second boss was scared half to death by the spider spirit before, so how could he dare to go back and cause trouble for Chun Sanniang?
So when he went upstairs to start the attack, he deliberately bumped into a pillar and pretended to be unconscious. He even didn't hesitate to have his gang leader stab him in the leg to deceive him, and then returned to the group of bandits with humiliation.
He scolded the second master for being useless, and then Zhizunbao went straight in.
But what I never expected was.
There are no spider spirits in Chun Sanniang's house.
Instead, there was an extravagantly beautiful woman in white, who made Zhizunbao fall in love at first sight.
She is Chun Sanniang's junior sister, named "Bai Jingjing".
"Ahem!!"
Seeing this scene, the monkey eating the peach almost choked.
"Bai Jingjing, tut tut tut..." Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng cast meaningful glances at the monkey.
"What are you looking at?!"
Being stared at by the two people, the monkey suddenly felt uncomfortable and immediately stared back, "The world is so big, it is not normal for someone to call Bai Jingjing. What do you think I am doing?"
"Oh, Brother Monkey..."
Zhu Bajie chuckled, "Junior Brother Sha and I didn't say anything, why did you suddenly become excited?"
"Could it be that you really have some shady relationship with Bai Jingjing?"
Sun Wukong:((|||))……
It's broken, it's exposed in a hurry!
Facing the scrutinizing eyes of Tang Sanzang and the three junior brothers, Hou Hou held half a peach, covered his mouth and coughed lightly, "You also know that I, Old Sun, have always regarded Bai Jingjing as his best friend."
"So it's normal to be a little sensitive about her affairs. There is no need for you to make a fuss."
"Oh, I see……"
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng said in a long voice.
"Well, Wukong is still worthy of belief, let's continue watching the movie." Tang Sanzang raised his hand and took the initiative to calm down.
"Okay, Master!" x2
The monkey then secretly breathed a sigh of relief and continued to look at the screen.
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The appearance of Bai Jingjing shattered the hostility of Zhizunbao, and the bandits no longer targeted Chun Sananniang. However, the second boss, who went to look for herbs to treat his injuries after being stabbed by the gang leader, accidentally overheard Chun Sananniang and her junior sister.
Bai Jingjing’s secret.
It turns out that Wuyue Mountain was originally called Wuzhishan.
It was the place where Sun Wukong, who was spared by Guanyin Bodhisattva and made atonement for his sins, was reincarnated five hundred years later.
Spring Sansanniang and Bai Jingjing are trying to find out the reincarnation of the monkey.
Use him to find Tang Sanzang.
Then eat the meat of Tang Monk to seek immortality.
As for Bai Jingjing, it seems that she still has some kind of grudge against Sun Wukong. Not only does she want to eat Tang Monk's flesh, but she also wants to kill the monkey.
But Chun Sanniang obviously didn't want to share Tang Sanzang with Bai Jingjing, so the two showed their true colors and started fighting.
The spider spirit from before was Chun Sanniang.
But her junior sister Bai Jingjing is a white-bone spirit!
Seeing this, Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng and Xiao Bailong all turned their attention to Sun Wukong beside them.
"Wukong, isn't this a bit too coincidental?"
After hearing what Tang Monk said, the monkey swallowed his saliva and laughed dryly: