Chapter 333 Master, listen to my old grandson's sophistry!
Chapter 333 Master, listen to my quibbles!
"But Master, wasn't the "Journey to the West" filmed in Heifeng Mountain all about things that happened on our way to learn the scriptures? It's not very strange that they know Bai Jingjing's true identity."
"It has nothing to do with me, Old Sun!"
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and quickly argued.
Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong, then looked at each other with Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, and immediately felt that it made sense.
Although Bai Jingjing knew Sun Wukong first.
But later on, I did encounter several masters and disciples on the way to learn scriptures.
It seems...no problem?
Out of his trust in the monkey, Tang Sanzang did not ask any more questions.
Continue watching the movie.
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The second master was frightened by the true identity of Spring Sansanniang and Bai Jingjing. He screamed and ran away, hiding in his own cattle pen to avoid the pursuit of the two banshees. Unexpectedly, his own cattle were also goblins.
After learning the news about Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong, he actually broke free from the reins and ran to report to the so-called king.
The panicked second master wanted to escape from the place of right and wrong.
But being loyal, he decided to report it to the gang leader first.
However, she never expected to be bumped into by Chun Sananniang and Bai Jingjing, and was immediately controlled by Chun Sananniang using the enchantment method for her own use.
The supreme treasure that knows nothing about it.
Now she is addicted to Bai Jingjing.
He shaved off his original lush beard and hair, dressed up as a handsome scholar, and invited Bai Jingjing to meet him on a moonlit night.
But when Bai Jingjing saw his fair face.
The whole person suddenly burst into unknown anger.
She grabbed the Supreme Treasure, raised her eyebrows, and scolded: "Why did you shave your beard? Do you know that without the beard, you have no character at all? It is simply disgusting and annoying, and it is annoying to death!"
"It's not good to look like anyone. You look like that monkey!"
And when the audience is confused about this.
The screen cut to Bai Jingjing sitting alone under the night sky. She looked in a trance, and her thoughts suddenly returned to many years ago.
"Sun Wukong, get out of here!"
"You stinky monkey, you promised to marry me when I was eighteen."
"As a result, I have been waiting for you for two hundred years in vain!"
In front of the Water Curtain Cave, Bai Jingjing said angrily.
A group of little monkeys at the entrance of the cave looked at Bai Jingjing curiously. Soon, an old monkey jumped forward, cupped his hands and said, "I'm sorry, Miss Bai, our king is out for something."
"But before leaving, he asked me to return this thing to you."
As he said that, the old monkey took out a jade pendant and threw it towards Bai Jingjing, "The king also said, thank you Miss Bai for your kindness."
"He has no luck..."
Seeing this, the audience finally understood.
It turns out that Sun Wukong actually broke his engagement with Bai Jingjing. No wonder Bai Jingjing wanted to kill the reincarnated Sun Wukong.
After all, regretting a marriage was a great shame in ancient society.
This is true for both men and women.
"Smelly monkey, how dare you do this to me!"
Baihu Ridge, Baigu Cave.
Looking at the picture on the TV, Bai Jingjing gritted her silver teeth, stared at the screen with a resentful expression, and hummed aggrievedly.
After seeing Bai Jingjing appear in the movie.
She knew that this character must be describing her.
After all, this is a monster with the same name and surname as hers, and he is a monster cultivated from bones. No matter how big the Three Realms are, there is no chance of such a coincidence.
It's just that she is very curious.
Why does Bai Jingjing hate monkeys so much in the movie?
In reality, monkeys are obviously very good.
But when she saw that Sun Wukong in the movie actually regretted his marriage and failed her, she couldn't help but feel angry.
Although Bai Jingjing knew this was just a made-up movie.
There is nowhere to vent the resentment.
After thinking about it, she took out her mobile phone and dialed Monkey's number.
But at this moment, Sun Wukong was also in a bad mood.
But it's not resentment, but confusion.
"Wukong, what do you say this time?"
Tang Sanzang's face was expressionless, while Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng and Xiao Bailong had expressions of teasing and watching a show on their faces.
The identity of Bai Jingjing mentioned above may be explained by coincidence.
But the current love, hate and hatred are not just fabricated, right?
Under the sun.
Where do so many coincidences come from?
Facing the gazes of Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie and others, Sun Wukong's mind went blank. It took him a while to finally react, and he hurriedly argued: "Master, listen to my explanation!"
The monkey was so anxious.
He and Bai Jingjing are just boyfriend and girlfriend, how can they have any engagement?
The plot in "Westward Journey" is clearly made up, how can it be involved in reality?
"Soaring through the clouds and riding on the mist, chasing the wind and lightning, one somersault is worth a hundred and eighty thousand~"
But at this moment.
The ringtone of the monkey's phone suddenly rang.
The four masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang immediately lowered their heads and looked at each other. The three characters "Bai Jingjing" suddenly came into view.
Sun Wukong: “…………”
He took a deep breath.
"Master, I said this is just a coincidence, do you believe it?"
"Oh, what do you think?"
Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk laughed.
…
Zhizunbao was scolded by Bai Jingjing, and she was extremely depressed.
In a bad mood, he fell asleep and had the nightmare that was not a nightmare as always.
In that dream, there was a place called Water Curtain Cave, surrounded by monkeys jumping and chirping, and there was always a woman's voice saying something in his ear.
Zhizunbao doesn't know why he always has this dream.
But the audience outside the screen suddenly realized.
Having watched "Journey to the West" earlier, they naturally knew that Shuilian Cave was the hometown of Monkey King, the Monkey King, in Huaguo Mountain.
In this way, the identity of the Supreme Treasure will be revealed.
He is the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.
The next day, Zhizunbao continued to lead the bandits and rob the soles of passers-by's feet according to Chun Sananniang's instructions, hoping to find out the reincarnation of Sun Wukong who was rumored to have three moles on his soles.
But at the end of the day, I gained nothing.
Instead, the Supreme Treasure brought back a bunch of grapes by accident.
But what's even weirder is.
The third blind man had just washed the grapes and put them on the table. In the blink of an eye, the grapes turned into a middle-aged Taoist priest.
"Uh, who are you?"
Supreme Treasure frowned and looked at the other party.
The middle-aged Taoist priest brushed off the water drops on his head and smiled, "Oh, I am the grape you just brought back."
"Are you the bunch of grapes?"
"Uh, not exactly, I am Patriarch Bodhi."
"What's wrong with you, mother?"
"Hey? Why are you scolding people?"
The middle-aged Taoist priest who called himself Bodhi Patriarch pulled his face.
"I am Patriarch Bodhi!"
"It's a god. He turned into a grape and came to save you."
Patriarch Bodhi turned around and closed the door, looked outside through the crack in the door, and whispered without looking back: "Those two women in your village are monsters. You will know after you look at them with my monster mirror."
With that said, he took out a mirror from his arms and handed it to the Supreme Treasure.
However, Zhizunbao didn't believe his words.
He took the demon mirror and immediately knocked Patriarch Bodhi to the ground with a right hook, punched and kicked him, and cursed angrily:
"You stole my grapes, and you're still here pretending to be a fool?"
"Ouch, stop hitting!"
"I didn't steal your grapes!"
"No?"
"Then where are my grapes? Tell me!!"
Looking at Patriarch Bodhi who was beaten up by the Supreme Treasure, all the Buddhas in the Lingshan Hall were dumbfounded.
Although the name of this middle-aged Taoist priest is "Bodhi Patriarch", it obviously refers to "Subhuti Patriarch" who once taught Sun Wukong the immortal method, and this Subhuti is none other than Zhunti Buddha.
The purpose is to become attached to Sun Wukong, the innate monkey.
Encourage the Western Heaven to obtain scriptures and bring them into Buddhism.
But who would have expected that the audacious bear demon would actually let the reincarnation of Sun Wukong beat up his former mentor?
This is simply unreasonable!
"Buddha, you have seen it all."
"This bear demon has no regard for me as a Buddhist, and he dares to insult me, a Buddhist saint, like this!!"
After a brief moment of shock, the monks and Buddhists shouted angrily.
The Miaofear Arhat, who had been the guest before, quietly shrank to the back.
Tathagata Buddha also had an angry look on his face.
It would be fine if Du Fei used his image to make fun of him. After all, the Jade Emperor was also parodied in "Journey to the West".
But this involves the Buddhist sage Zhunti, the founder of the religion.
How could he bear it?
In the entire main hall, Guanyin Bodhisattva was the only one with an expressionless face, watching the movie calmly.
She was already accustomed to Du Fei's actions.
As for spoofing the image of a saint?
This really isn't the first time he's done it.
"Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes to the World" and "Journey to the East" for which he was the screenwriter, both included Hei Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Cult Master. Although there are grievances between these two saints, the bear demon also takes a lot of credit.
Even his two martial uncles dared to embarrass him like that.
To make a prank on a Buddhist saint who has nothing to deal with, this can only be said to be a trivial matter for the bear demon who has always been bold.
but.
For viewers who don’t know the inside story.
The plot of the Supreme Treasure and the Bodhi Patriarch only made them very surprised and interesting. After all, a Taoist priest who was transformed from grapes and claimed to be an immortal was beaten by ordinary bandits, which was too novel.
In the past, mortals paid homage to the gods.
Don’t you dare to say anything disrespectful?
Not to mention using fists and kicks to catch the immortal and beat him up.
Well, except Hei Laoqi.
"Grandma, I was supposed to play this role, but I was snatched away by a turtle from the East China Sea."
In the Black Wind Mountain Cinema, Hei Laoqi said angrily.
"Oh, Lao Qi, don't talk nonsense!"
Hearing Hei Laoqi's slightly resentful words, a colleague on the side quickly advised: "Lao Hai, the actor of Bodhi Patriarch, was decided by the boss himself. How can we employees talk behind his back?"
Du Fei really planned to let Hei Laoqi play Bodhi.
After all, this kid has played the role of the Tongtian Cult Leader, Yuanshi Tianzun, and the Jade Emperor, the three top bosses in the Three Realms.
Although it is just an awkward role positioning.
But the Patriarch Bodhi in "Journey to the West" is obviously not a positive image that praises the saint Chunti.
It would be quite appropriate to have Hei Laoqi play the role.
However, Lao Hai, the Turtle Prime Minister of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, is very similar to the Patriarch Bodhi in the original work.
In order to pay tribute to the original work, Du Fei temporarily changed the selection.
I have to say, this old turtle did a really good job!
…
The so-called movies are always dramatic.
The Supreme Treasure actually saw Bai Jingjing's original form through the Bodhi Patriarch's demon mirror, which turned out to be a white-bone spirit.
Realize that everything Bodhi Patriarch said is the truth.
Finally agreed to join forces and deal with the two banshees together.
But although they saw through the truth that the second master had already surrendered to the enemy, the wise man made a mistake after careful consideration. In the end, Chun Sananniang and Bai Jingjing escaped and took the initiative.
To survive.
Zhizunbao had no choice but to pretend that he was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.
Chun Sananniang and Bai Jingjing won a great victory.
However, at this moment, Bai Jingjing suddenly rebelled and injured Chun Sananniang.
Because she still likes Sun Wukong in her heart.
But Chun Sanniang was already on guard and struck back with her hand, causing Bai Jingjing to be poisoned by her unique poison and she would die within seven days.
Just as the two sides were confronting each other, an accident happened again.
The Bull Demon King suddenly arrives!
It turned out that the cow spirit that escaped from the cow pen was the subordinate of the Bull Demon King. After it overheard that the reincarnation of Sun Wukong would appear in Wuyue Mountain, it immediately went back to report to the Bull Demon King.
"Wow, this Bull Demon King is so handsome!"
"This power is worthy of the great demon saint who is famous in the three realms!"
"I'm really envious..."
Looking at the Bull Demon King who was as tall as a mountain using magic, heaven and earth, all the monsters in the audience were amazed.
"Father, is this you?"
In the theater, Hong Boy's eyes lit up and he said in surprise.
Looking at the unstoppable Demon King who was rampaging all the way in the movie, tears filled the Bull Demon King's eyes.
This Bull Demon King should have been played by himself.
But in the end it was snatched away by someone else!
The most hateful thing is that the idiot, idiot interviewer actually said that he didn't understand the Bull Demon King at all. Even after so much time, the Bull Demon King is still so angry that his lungs hurt when he thinks about it again.
"Father."
"Why don't you speak?"
Red Boy's voice interrupted the Bull Demon King's bitter memories.
Facing his son's inquiry, the Bull Demon King took a deep breath and showed a smile that was uglier than crying.
"Yes, it is indeed the father."
It’s just that I’m not your father and I’m playing the role myself.
The Bull Demon King silently added in his heart.
…
Naturally, there is no need to say more about the abilities of the Bull Demon King.
Chun Sansanniang and Bai Jingjing tried their best, but they didn't even touch the Bull Demon King's hair, and they were defeated one after another.
Knowing they were outmatched, the two brought the Supreme Treasure and the Second Master with them.
He fled back to the Pansi Cave left by his ancestor.
"What, Pansi Cave?"
In a gorgeous pavilion on Pansiling, seven beautiful women sat together, staring at the TV screen, and screamed in astonishment.
"Does this Spring Thirty Lady also live in our house?"
"I haven't heard of anyone else living nearby."
"But Chun Sanniang is also a spider spirit and lives in Pansi Cave. Maybe she was related to us in the past?"
"makes sense."
"Idiot, what is it?"
"This is a made-up movie. We are the only one in Pansi Cave on Pansi Ridge. How can anyone else live here?"
"But her Pansi Cave may not be in Pansi Ridge."
"Okay, stop arguing!"
The leading eldest sister slammed the table and glanced at the quarreling sisters, "Although the movies are all fictional, didn't the previous "Journey to the West" copy the real experiences of Tang Sanzang and others?"
"When the movie is over, let's go to Black Wind Mountain together and ask the bear demon if he is Youchun Sansanniang."
"If it is true, then we will pay a visit."
Several other spider spirits looked at each other and then nodded in unison: