Zhizunbao woke up from his sleep, and what he saw face to face was the face of the second master who was controlled by Spring Sansanniang.
After learning from the mouth of the second master who had transformed into the second fifth son, Chun Sanniang actually caught him in the Pansi Cave because he admitted that he was the Monkey King. The Supreme Treasure was very helpless.
He had no choice but to take out Patriarch Bodhi's demon mirror.
He proved to the second master that it was just a delaying tactic and that he was not the so-called Monkey King, the Monkey King.
The second master heard the words and was doubtful.
After taking a look in the demon mirror, I found that the Supreme Treasure was indeed not Sun Wukong.
What's scary is...
He actually turned into a pig's head in the mirror!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Seeing this, the masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang sitting around under the shade of the tree burst into laughter, except of course Zhu Bajie.
"fool."
"It turns out that this second boss is your reincarnation."
The monkey, who had just been angry, finally had a chance to fight back. He pointed at the ugly-looking second master in the picture, "Tsk, tsk, he's so different from the reincarnation of my old grandson."
"Second Senior Brother, it is indeed you!" Sha Seng also grinned.
When Zhu Bajie heard that scream, he had black lines all over his head.
He gritted his teeth, "What kind of grudge does this bear demon have against me, old pig, to slander me like this?"
"I, an old pig, am many times more handsome than this ugly guy!"
"Okay Bajie, please be more at ease."
Tang Sanzang gently patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder and comforted him: "This is just a movie, made up for fun. It cannot be taken seriously. Master, Wukong, and Sha Monk all know that you are handsome in nature."
As he said that, he glanced at the second master in the picture again, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "But..."
"This person is quite similar to your temperament."
"Hahahahaha!"
Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, and Sha Monk laughed again.
Zhu Bajie: “…”
"But having said that, the second senior brother and the first senior brother have both appeared. When will I, Lao Sha, come out?" Sha Monk said depressedly.
"Xilulu!"
The white dragon horse behind also howled loudly.
…
Back to the movie.
No matter how Zhizunbao explains it, Chun Sanniang doesn't believe it.
Bai Jingjing, including the Bull Demon King, also believed that this young bandit leader was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.
And when I heard that Chun Sanniang was going to kill the Supreme Treasure.
Bai Jingjing finally couldn't help it, and despite the poisonous body, she fought with Chun Sananniang and took the opportunity to hide in the secret room made by Pansi Daxian with ten thousand years of diamonds. But the story is always dramatic.
The two planned to trick Chun Sanniang into a secret room and trapped her, but unexpectedly Bai Jingjing suddenly transformed into a corpse.
The Supreme Treasure was so frightened that he fled back to the secret room.
Chun Sanniang gave up her wish to make her junior sister Bai Jingjing give up.
He was about to use the aphrodisiac method on Zhizunbao, but accidentally used it on the second master who broke in through the door.
Unexpectedly, Chun Sanniang had a dark pregnancy and had a child with the second boss!
Zhizunbao and Bai Jingjing took the opportunity to escape from Pansi Cave.
Return to the peaceful Pansi Cave again.
The second boss and Chun Sanniang sat on the floor, looking at the black, ugly and messy second boss, Chun Sanniang shed tears.
"God, my spring lady is as beautiful as a flower."
"I actually got married to such an ugly man..."
Heavenly Court, Guanghan Palace.
"Okay, Mao Er, don't cry."
"This man is so ugly and looks nothing like Marshal Tianpeng. How could it be him?"
Inside the pharmacy, a group of jade rabbits sit in front of mobile phone screens.
They all comforted Mao Er who was crying so hard.
"That's right."
Mao Yi patted Mao Er on the shoulder, "You have been married to Marshal Tianpeng for four to five hundred years, so you are the winner."
Maoer wiped his tears when he heard this, and suddenly burst into tears when he heard these words:
"But I never gave birth to a child for him!"
"Well……"
When the other Jade Rabbits heard this, they were stunned on the spot.
In Gao Laozhuang, there was also a woman crying profusely.
"This heartless man!"
"You actually found another woman behind my back. I won't live anymore!"
The heart-wrenching shouting was of course Gao Cuilan's. Seeing that she was about to hit the pillar, the maid on the side quickly stepped forward to stop her.
Mrs. Gao sighed and advised: "Cuilan, don't cry."
"Aren't everything in this movie made up?"
"Xiao Zhu is currently following Elder Tang and his entourage to go to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. He is now a monk. Besides, Elder Tang is an eminent monk. How could he allow Xiao Zhu to have an entanglement with a girl from another family?"
"Yeah yeah."
Mr. Gao also advised, "Xiao Zhu is not that kind of person."
However, Gao Cuilan wiped away her tears and sobbed: "But even Elder Sun found a female goblin."
"How can it be impossible for Sepi with the surname Zhu?"
"Not to mention that this vixen, Haru Sanniang, is so beautiful?"
"Uh, miss, it's a spider spirit."
Gao Cai on the side reminded him in a low voice.
"you shut up!"
Mr. Gao glared at Gao Cai, and then said: "Let's call Xiao Zhu and ask him if this is the case. If it is true, we will divorce this son-in-law who has ruined our family!"
Mao Er and Gao Cuilan cried miserably, and Zhu Bajie was also very upset.
He's so young that he's going to explode with rage right now!
The Black Wind Mountain Studios just wanted to find someone so ugly to play him, but they actually spread rumors and slandered him.
When did Zhu Bajie have sex with Spider Spirit?
Not to mention children.
But Sun Wukong and Sha Seng did not miss this opportunity to tease him.
"Bajie, I really have you."
The monkey laughed so hard that his limbs trembled wildly. He pointed at Zhu Bajie and said, "My old grandson just fell in love with a goblin and didn't even get married. It's better for you to have a child without getting married!"
"Still with a female spider spirit, hahaha!"
Sha Monk also held his stomach and laughed, "Senior Brother, you can be envious. I think this spider spirit is much more exquisite than the bones inside."
"Second Senior Brother, this is such a blessing!"
"You've almost got it, don't go too far!"
Zhu Bajie's face turned red, he pointed at the two of them and said: "This movie is all about embarrassing me, old pig, I am innocent!"
"Humph, but you idiot just made a lot of fun of me, grandson."
Sun Wukong glanced sideways at Zhu Bajie.
He jumped up, folded his hands on his chest, and said with a slight expression of contentment: "This is called the reincarnation of heaven, who will be spared by heaven!"
"Master."
"dont you agree?"
Tang Sanzang, who was also laughing at the side, nodded unconsciously when he heard Monkey's words, then quickly shook his head, straightened his face, and said peacefully: "Okay, okay, this is just a movie, so don't stop.
What are you worrying about?"
As he spoke, he clasped his hands together and spoke earnestly.
"The four elements of a monk are empty."
"As long as we maintain our true intentions and abide by our responsibilities, any noise from the outside world will not affect us in the slightest."
"Ah, Master is right."
Monkey nodded, but still couldn't help but laugh, "I just don't know what Bajie's wife and father-in-law in Gao Laozhuang would think when they saw that he had a child with a spider spirit."
At this time, the familiar music of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back started playing.
Zhu Bajie took out his cell phone and took a look.
The two characters "Cuilan" immediately came into view.
"Hahahahaha!!"
When Monkey and Sha Seng saw the caller's name on Zhu Bajie's cell phone, their suppressed laughter burst out again.
Zhu Bajie took a deep breath and answered the phone.
"Zhu Wuneng!"
"You heartless person, explain the matter clearly to me!"
"Madam, I was wronged!"
…
As the saying goes, people's joys and sorrows are not the same.
Zhu Bajie was exhausted mentally and physically by Gao Cuilan, who called to ask for an explanation. He kept explaining, while the others, including his master Tang Sanzang and his junior brother Monkey, Sha Seng watched with great joy.
Sun Wukong understands now.
This "Westward Journey" really lives up to its name.
It's all made up and based on imagination.
I simply didn't take it seriously and continued to watch the rest of the movie with a cheerful attitude.
The words are divided into two parts.
Zhizunbao and Bai Jingjing fled to a cliff.
After getting along day and night, the relationship between the two went further. The Supreme Treasure, who did not know that he was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, told Bai Jingjing that he was not the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, but just an ordinary bandit.
Bai Jingjing, who knew she was poisoned and her time was running out, heard this and finally let go of her feelings for the monkey.
Decided to start over with Supreme Treasure.
The Supreme Treasure was used to cure the poison Bai Jingjing was poisoned by.
He rushed back to Pansi Cave overnight, pretended to be Sun Wukong again, and used the whereabouts of Tang Sanzang as a bargaining chip to ask Chun Sansanniang to save him.
But I never expected that it was still a step too late.
Bai Jingjing, who thought she had been abandoned again, was so disheartened that she jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
No trace of Bai Jingjing was found, and in fact the whereabouts of Tang Sanzang's Supreme Treasure was not known at all.
He was also locked up in the secret room by Chun Sanniang.
And here, he dug up the spiritual treasure [Moonlight Treasure Box] left here by the Great Immortal Pansi, and unexpectedly came to a secret realm.
This was exactly the cave he often dreamed of.
But what is different from the past is that there is a shining golden iron rod lying across the square cave sky, and there is also a golden hoop and a paper painting of Guanyin Bodhisattva placed on the stone platform below.
When he stepped forward, the scroll flew up and burned in the air.
A sacred and majestic female voice sounded at the same time:
"Sun Wukong, your sins were heinous back then. I hope you can realize your sins in this life and change your past mistakes."
"Who is speaking?"
"Five hundred years ago, your master Tang Sanzang sacrificed himself to redeem your life, giving you a chance to reincarnate and redeem your merits."
"As long as you are willing to put on the tight band and change your ways, you can turn back into the powerful Monkey King. At that time, you will take on the important task of learning from the West and change history."
"But from now on, everything in this world has nothing to do with you. You can no longer have any lust or nostalgia."
"Now you have not become the reincarnation of Sun Wukong."
"It's because you haven't met the person who gave you three moles yet."
"When you meet her, your life will change."
These incomprehensible words made Zhizunbao confused, but he didn't take it to heart and left the place immediately.
And the other side.
The Bull Demon King cured Bai Jingjing who jumped off the cliff.
He took her to Pansi Cave and threatened her to find the Supreme Treasure of Sun Wukong's reincarnation and Tang Sanzang.
As everyone knows, Chun Sanniang's infatuation method works too quickly.
It was actually time to give birth.
With a baby cry, the child was born.
The second master looked at Chun Sansanniang, who looked lovingly at the baby in her arms, with mixed feelings and emotions in her heart.
He looked at Chun Sanniang and said silently: "I think it doesn't matter whether we become immortals or not, and whether we eat Tang Monk's meat or not. What's important is that we can live a good life in the future, bring up our children, and don't become bandits like me.
"
"You like Tang Sanzang so much."
"Why don't you just call your son Sanzang..."
Hear this sentence.
Tang Sanzang, who was watching the movie with a smile on his face, was stunned for a moment.
The monkey and Sha Seng even opened their mouths wide.
"Ah? Master is actually the child of my old pig and a female goblin?" Zhu Bajie, who was already stupid, said blankly.
What the hell is this?!
What else is there about Taima that the Black Wind Mountain bear demon didn’t dare to make up? How dare he write that Tang Sanzang was the child of Zhu Bajie and the female monster?!
"Bajie...what did you say?"
Tang Sanzang turned his head and looked at Zhu Bajie with an unkind expression.
"Oh no!"
Zhu Bajie finally came to his senses. He waved his hands in a panic and shouted: "Master, don't get me wrong. This is not what I, the old pig, said. It was the Black Wind Mountain bear demon who did it. It has nothing to do with me, the old pig!"
"Stop saying anything and copy the scripture ten times!"
"Master, old pig, I was really wronged..."
"Twenty times!!"
"division……"
"Fifty times!"
"No, Master, I just want to remind you that your cell phone rang." Zhu Bajie said with an aggrieved look.
Only then did Tang Sanzang realize that there was a call on his cell phone.
He took out his phone and opened it, and it turned out to be an unfamiliar number.
Tang Sanzang thought for a while and then clicked to connect.
"Hello?"
"Chen Xuanzang!"
"You are a rebellious son who forgets his ancestors. You don't pass on the incense to the Chen family, and you insist on becoming a monk. I won't say anything anymore. Now you don't even care about your family background? You are no longer a human being, are you?"
Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment and said in astonishment: "Who are you?"
"I'm your father!"
Tang Sanzang: Σ(°△°|||)︴
…
"Hahahahaha!"
"Director Du is really good at it."
"I'm going to be laughed to death."
"Can you make up such a ridiculous thing?"
"I can't hold myself any longer..."
Seeing this scene on the lake and in the Lingxiao Palace of Heaven, all the immortals burst into laughter. They did not expect that Du Fei was so good at making up stories and actually wrote Tang Sanzang as Zhu Bajie's child.
Although Marshal Tianpeng was made so ugly, as former colleagues, they shouldn't have laughed at him like this.
It can be expected that these four masters and disciples are now members of the Buddhist sect.
That scruple completely disappeared.
Instead, he laughed even louder.
The Jade Emperor, who was sitting high behind the Dragon Case, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, "This Xiong Zhu is really lawless."
"It's quite worthy of the title of "Westward Journey"."
The Queen Mother on the side said with a smile at the same time.
The Jade Emperor nodded and agreed, "Well, I thought he really reconciled with Buddhism and helped film "Journey to the West", but I didn't expect that he would be waiting for Buddhism here!"
"As soon as this big story about Journey to the West came out, Buddhism really became the laughing stock of the three worlds."
Recommend this book, Seedlings of Friends, Family Cultivation, if you like it you can read it.
Thanks to [Li Dongsheng] for the reward, thank you!