The Jade Emperor reached out and patted Hei Lao Qi on the shoulder, and said calmly: "It's a good performance, but I hope I won't do it again next time."
"ah?"
Hei Laoqi was startled when he heard this.
He felt strange because he thought I played the Jade Emperor well.
Why don't you want me to continue acting?
However, the Jade Emperor had no intention of explaining, and just took the script and left. Although when he first watched "Journey to the West", he hated the silly guy who played him.
But the Jade Emperor would not vent his anger on the other party.
"Haotian."
"It seems you recognized it."
Before taking a few steps, Yuanshi Tianzun approached the Jade Emperor and asked.
The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows and looked, "So what can I do if I recognize him? I've acted in it and shown him in TV series, so what else can he do?"
"I thought you would punish this foolish mortal."
Yuanshi Tianzun stroked his beard with his hand and said with a leisurely smile.
The Jade Emperor glanced at Yuanshi Tianzun and said, "Didn't this black man also play your role? Why don't you punish him once or twice?"
"I'm different."
Yuanshi Tianzun looked as usual, "In "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes to the World", I only appeared once. Although my appearance is not good, there is nothing wrong with my posture and appearance. But you, the character he played in "Journey to the West",
That is pure distortion and slander."
"Those are all Du Fei's instructions, what does it have to do with him?"
The Jade Emperor snorted and said: "Besides, I am the Supreme Being of the Three Realms and the Lord of Heaven. How can I argue with an ordinary person?"
"Hiss, Haotian."
Yuanshi Tianzun was slightly surprised when he heard this, "This is not like you!"
"I am too lazy to argue with you."
The Jade Emperor glanced at Yuanshi Tianzun and walked away.
Watching the Jade Emperor walk away with the script, Yuanshi Tianzun stroked his long beard, his eyes full of curiosity and confusion.
Others may not know it, but Yuanshi Tianzun and the Jade Emperor have known each other for countless years starting from the prehistoric period. This guy's magnanimity is comparable to that of his elder brother Taiqing, almost on par with each other.
When his younger sister Yaoji pursued free love, Sifan went down to the next world and was disgraced by him, so she was suppressed in Taoshan.
After being rescued by his nephew Yang Jian, the Jade Emperor felt that he had lost all face.
He put his sister under house arrest in Yaochi and only allowed mother and son to see each other once a year.
There is also a plan with Buddhism for Sun Wukong to cause trouble in Heaven.
Originally, everything was going according to the agreed-upon plot.
However, after Sun Wukong was pinned under the Five Fingers Mountain, the petty Jade Emperor was dissatisfied and bluntly told Tathagata that keeping Sun Wukong under the mountain was too cheap a punishment. So Tathagata ordered people to feed the monkey copper pills and iron juice at the foot of the mountain.
It can be seen from this that the Jade Emperor was not a generous person.
but……
Maybe because the other person is just a mortal?
Yuanshi Tianzun glanced at Hei Laoqi who was bragging about the mountains with other guards, shook his head, and walked away with his script.
…
"Attention all units, the first scene is about to start filming!"
After a short period of preparation.
"The Richest Man in the World" has finally officially started filming.
Although Du Fei has filmed several movies and TV series on his own so far, in the final analysis, he is also a half-hearted director who became a monk in order to ensure the authenticity of Shen's comedy style.
"The Richest Man in the Earthly World" basically copies the main story line and plot design of "The Richest Man in Xihong City".
The first scene of this movie.
This is the scene where shopkeeper Li (played by Taiqing) paid Zhang Duoyu (played by Jade Emperor) to fight against match-fixing.
Although "Cuju", the predecessor of "football", is now quite popular in the lower world, in order to take care of the vast number of immortal cultivators and fairies who do not understand Cuju, Du Fei changed the event into a boxing match.
It can't be said to be boxing, but a martial arts duel.
Zhang Duoyu, played by The Jade Emperor, is a fighter in the martial arts duel.
"In this profession of fighter, the older you get, the better you become."
Zhang Duoyu (played by Jade Emperor), who is dressed in a shabby warrior uniform, is sitting in a luxuriously decorated restaurant box, talking with a cool face to shopkeeper Li (Taiqing) who is sitting at the head of the wine table.
"I don't know which boss of the Guiwu Gym fell in love with me, this old goblin, at a glance among the crowd."
"You look quite old."
Shopkeeper Li, who was at the head of the table, took a sip of wine and nodded.
"Cough cough cough."
Zhang Duoyu made a fist and coughed twice, covering up his embarrassment, and then continued: "Shopkeeper Li doesn't have to worry about this. Although I am already thirty-seven this year, because I developed relatively late, fortunately I am currently in the stage of
The peak of the body.”
"Coupled with my young mentality and rich fighting experience, I am confident that I will fight until I am fifty!"
…
"Click!"
Du Fei sat in the director's seat, raised his hand and shouted stop.
"Let's all take a break first. We'll start shooting the second act later."
Since it was the first time for Jade Emperor and Old Man Taiqing to make a movie, Du Fei did not rush the process too quickly.
But it has to be said.
The acting skills of Jade Emperor and Taiqing are definitely worthy of recognition.
First of all, the Jade Emperor is worthy of being a man who has gone through one thousand, seven hundred and fifty calamities. He has perfectly grasped the essence of the character Zhang Duoyu. Although it is only the first scene, he has made the person feel nervous in his heart but energetic on the surface.
The taste of self-promotion is vividly demonstrated.
Especially the five points of similarity between Jade Emperor and Shen Teng.
The performance is simply a replica of Uncle Shen.
As for old man Taiqing...
It can only be said that the role of shopkeeper Li is not very difficult to perform, and it does not pose much challenge to old man Taiqing.
But after shooting the first scene.
Du Fei felt that he should be able to increase his speed.
"How about it?"
"How...how am I doing as a widow?"
At this time, the Jade Emperor had already changed his clothes, and Daozu Hongjun, Taiqing, Yuanshi Tianzun and others, as well as Tongtian who was filming the next scene, also came over and looked at Du Fei with a smile.
“Excellent!”
Du Fei extended his thumb and said, "Deserves a statuette!"
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he couldn't help but show a satisfied smile on his face. He stroked his long beard and said proudly: "Exaggerated, exaggerated."
After saying that, he looked at Du Fei again.
"Then start filming the next scene as soon as possible, I can't wait."
The Jade Emperor enjoyed the novel experience of making a movie, and he couldn't wait to get started with the next plot.
"good!"
"I'll let others prepare."
The Jade Emperor's words played into Du Fei's hands, but just as he was about to greet everyone to prepare for the next scene, director assistant Wu Dalang hurried over and said, "Your Majesty, it's bad, something happened!"
Du Fei rolled up the paper tube and hit Wu Dalang on the head.
"Call me director!"
After saying that, he raised his eyebrows and said, "What happened?"
Wu Dalang rubbed his head, and then said: "Da...ah, no, director, Hei Laoqi just broke his leg!"
"How did he break his leg?"
Du Fei was startled when he heard this, "This is not a drama about climbing up and down."
"I don't know either, director." Wu Dalang also looked puzzled, "I just asked Hei Laoqi and the others to change clothes to prepare for filming the martial arts hall scene, but he tripped and broke his leg.
Already."
Du Fei: "???"
Is this the legendary flat ground fall?
But a fall on the ground can break a leg, and Hei Lao Qi is not an old man buried in the grave in his seventies or eighties!
"Also, director."
Wu Dalang suddenly approached Du Fei's ear and whispered:
"I just had someone cast a spell to reattach Hei Laoqi's broken leg, but the little demon who went to treat Hei Laoqi's leg said that Hei Laoqi's broken bone couldn't be reattached, and no matter how I cast the spell, it would be useless."
"Do you think someone is deliberately causing trouble behind your back..."
Although Wu Dalang's voice was extremely low.
But everyone present was a big shot above the quasi-sage level, so what he said naturally fell into everyone's ears verbatim.
Tongtian and Tathagata Buddha were shocked on the spot.
Hongjun, who is half Heavenly Dao, is here. Who dares to do something secretly?
On the contrary, Yuanshi Tianzun raised his eyebrows, suddenly raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and looked at the Jade Emperor beside him with a meaningful smile.
The Jade Emperor lowered his head and pretended to read the script in his hand.
Taiqing saw the movements of the two men and pondered for a moment, as if he had some realization.
Du Fei instinctively thought it was impossible.
Not to mention that the people standing here are some of the top bosses in the Three Realms. Unless the opponent is an old man who has hanged himself - they will choose to cause trouble in this situation if they are tired of living.
Secondly, who has nothing to do to engage in evil? A mortal?
And still break his leg?
Hei Laoqi is such a naive person, and he doesn't know any gods or monsters. Who can get along with him?
Just when Du Fei was very puzzled.
He suddenly saw Tongtian, Yuanshi Tianzun and the Jade Emperor in front of him.
Du Fei: "..."
At this moment, he suddenly understood something.
The confusion on Du Fei's face disappeared. He reached out and patted Wu Dalang, and sighed: "Forget it, have Hei Laoqi be sent back to Heifeng Mountain and let him have a good rest. By the way, let's say something to Ah Bao.
He paid Hei Lao Qi ten times his medical expenses and bonus."
"ah?"
Wu Dalang was stunned, "But director, Hei Laoqi fell by himself, the problem is not with us."
"Stop talking." Du Fei raised his hand to stop Wu Dalang.
"I am responsible for this."
"Just do as I say!"
Seeing Du Fei's insistence, Wu Dalang, who was confused, had no choice but to return and arrange for Hei Laoqi.
Du Fei then took a deep breath and smiled at Jade Emperor and others, "Guys, don't worry about this little incident. Let's continue filming and try to finish "The Richest Man in the Immortal World" within three days."
"Okay, let's get started."
…
Three days later, "The Richest Man in the Immortal World" was finally completed.
Except for Yuanshi Tianzun, Hongjun, Taiqing, Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha are all very satisfied with their debut on the screen.
Hongjun and Jade Emperor even had some unfinished ideas.
The Jade Emperor even grabbed Du Fei.
He bluntly said that he could invite him again if he had the opportunity in the future.
After Tathagata Buddha heard this, he was naturally not to be outdone. He also said that if necessary in the future, people from the Buddhist sect could come to film at any time.
After all, the reason why he came here was to compete with Heaven.
Naturally, I don’t want to lag behind others in this kind of thing.
As for Du Fei, of course he smiled on the surface and agreed immediately, and there were free stars to participate in the filming. This will definitely be a great blessing to the traffic and popularity of the film after its release.
In this way, after sending away several big shots, Du Fei began to edit the film.
After returning to Black Wind Mountain, he didn't forget to take a look at Hei Laoqi.
But what’s surprising is.
Not long after the Jade Emperor and others walked away, Hei Lao Qi, who was recovering in bed due to a broken leg, actually recovered immediately.
It made several monster doctors exclaim in disbelief.
But Du Fei had already known it in his heart.
Hei Laoqi's legs must have been caused by the Jade Emperor, Tongtian or Yuanshi Tianzun, because after much thought, they were the only three people who dared to attack here and had conflicts with Hei Laoqi.
As for who it is, Du Fei is not sure.
But the person who did it finally had some conscience and knew that Hei Laoqi was just a tool to embarrass their image.
As soon as the front legs walked away, Hei Laoqi's legs were connected.
Du Fei was relieved after learning about this.
After all, he has the responsibility to let Hei Lao Qi be the smear tool.
In this way, Du Fei could finally return to the mountaintop villa in peace and contentment and start editing the movie.
…
Like "The Richest Man in Xihong City", "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is a comedy movie with windfall as its core selling point. The difference is that "The Richest Man in Xihong City" targets people.
"The Richest Man in the Immortal World" is aimed at humans, gods, ghosts and demons.
Moreover, Du Fei set wish power as the currency in the movie's world view, and at the same time emphasized the multi-purpose use of wish power wealth.
The male protagonist's growth curve is no longer important.
The important thing is to show the benefits of wishes to people, gods, ghosts and demons.
In the final analysis.
The reason why Du Fei made "The Richest Man in the Immortal World" was to make all living beings in the three realms realize the wonderful use of wish power, and to promote the online payment function of wish power currency among them.
Highlighting the omnipotence of will power is the most important thing.
after one day.
"Done!"
"With the participation of the Three Pure Saints, the Jade Emperor and the Tathagata Buddha, this movie will definitely be a hit!"
Du Fei held up the jade slip containing the finished film and said excitedly.
He immediately called A Bao.
He handed him several copies of the jade slips.
"Ah Bao, you will send someone to send a copy of the finished movie to Heaven, Buddhism, Hell, and our Black Wind Mountain TV station later. Tell them that it will be broadcast online at the same time tomorrow at the same time!"
Abao took the jade slip and said strangely: "Your Majesty, isn't this a movie? Shouldn't it be shown in theaters everywhere?"
"NoNoNo, this one definitely won't work."
Du Fei shook his finger and said, "The Richest Man in the Immortal World is a promotional film."
"It's not about making money."
He twisted his neck and said, "Don't forget that the purpose of our filming is to promote the online willingness payment function of Xiong Pay within the Three Realms. Naturally, we want more people to see it."
"Let them watch this movie for free."
Speaking of this, Du Fei chuckled and said, "After all, there is a saying in my hometown, 'What is free is the most expensive.'"
Abao nodded, "Oh, okay."
Before he could turn around and leave, Du Fei suddenly called Ah Bao again.
"Wait a moment."
He opened the editing window and bounced his fingers quickly, "I almost forgot to cut a trailer. You will send this trailer to several TV stations later and ask them to promote the movie as soon as possible."
"Okay, Your Majesty."
…
The boundary of the Black Chicken Country.
The four masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang were on their way in the forest.
boom!
The sound of thunder started, and a thunderbolt suddenly fell. Logically speaking, the thunderbolt should hit the tall tree soaring into the clouds, but the thunderbolt seemed to be out of position, twisting left and right, and struck Sun Wukong impartially.
The monkey was obviously prepared.
He turned around like lightning and avoided the lightning strike.
Looking at the bottomless black hole where he just stood, Sun Wukong scratched his ears with an annoyed look on his face.
"Senior Brother, what level is this?"
Hearing Sha Seng's words, Zhu Bajie chuckled, "Old Zhu, I've already done the math. This is today's seventy-third thunderbolt. With eight more thunderbolts, today's thunder and lightning should be all broken."
"fart!"
"I got eighty-two shots the day before yesterday."
Sun Wukong sounded angry and glared at Zhu Bajie.
Recalling yesterday, I thought that all the ninety-nine and eighty-one thunderbolts had descended, so I relaxed my vigilance. However, I was struck by the eighty-second divine thunder until I was struck with gray hair and my hair stood on end.
The monkey's hatred for old man Taiqing surged upward...