Chapter 361 'The Richest Man in the Immortal Realm' Released
Chapter 361 "The Richest Man in the Immortal World" is released
This matter starts from Pingdingshan a few days ago.
The Golden Horn and Silver Horn kings revealed that they were the sons of Taishang Laojun, and that they had been ordered to go down to the lower world to deliberately make things difficult for the four masters and disciples. This made the monkey very angry and directly scolded the old man Taiqing for not being a human being.
Unexpectedly, Taiqing unexpectedly arrived outside the Lotus Cave and bumped into Sun Wukong.
Although it’s a bit embarrassing to be caught red-handed saying bad things about people behind their backs.
But the monkey prides itself on being the reasonable party.
Old Man Taiqing seemed to understand this matter, he just smiled slightly and did not pursue anything further. He immediately beat the two disciples Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao back to their original forms, confessed their sins to Tang Sanzang, and left with the two of them.
The four masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang thought that the matter was over.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the master and disciples set foot on the westward journey, thunder suddenly began to fall on their heads.
Well, not them to be precise.
But Sun Wukong.
At least I'll be struck by lightning dozens of times throughout the day.
It has been seven or eight days since I left the Lotus Cave. Every day, more than 80 divine thunders rained down on the monkeys' heads to greet them.
Although these divine thunders cannot hurt Sun Wukong.
But there is no pattern to the time and amount of it falling.
If you don't pay attention, you will be chopped into pieces!
The most irritating thing is the weirdness of this divine thunder. It can't be blocked by the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, nor can it be blocked by the magic barrier.
As long as you encounter it, it will be passed to the monkey.
It makes Sun Wukong so unpredictable and annoying.
As for who created this divine thunder, a monkey can guess with his butt that it must be the fault of that old guy from Taiqing!
But what can he do?
Naturally, the monkey knows what Old Man Taiqing is capable of.
How could he, Taiyi Golden Immortal, resist?
"Ouch!"
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he rolled his sleeves and said, "Brother Monkey, if I want to blame you, it's because you didn't take any precautions in your words."
"That old man from Taiqing is famous for being very narrow-minded."
"It's already outrageous for you to scold him in front of the two boys. After the old man came, you still scolded him in front of him. How can old Taiqing not do harm behind his back?"
Sha Seng also nodded in agreement, "Second Senior Brother is right."
"Laojun is famous in heaven for being vindictive and petty. None of the gods who have offended him have a good ending."
"Humph, do you still have the nerve to say it?"
When Sun Wukong heard this, the whole monkey became even more angry.
He glared at Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, and complained angrily: "The old man is here, and you don't know how to remind me. If you knew he was here, how could I say what he said next?"
"Hey!"
"Brother Monkey, you are a bit unreasonable."
Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, "As soon as Old Man Taiqing showed up, I, Old Zhu, reminded you not to say anything."
"It's because you didn't listen to your advice and kept beeping."
"How can you still blame us?"
"Second Senior Brother is right, we reminded you."
"Do you call that a reminder?" The monkey was reluctant and said somewhat arrogantly: "I didn't know that I, the old Sun, was angry at the time. Can pulling on his clothes twice remind me of a hammer?"
"no……"
Zhu Bajie was about to argue with the monkey, but Tang Sanzang raised his hand and advised: "Okay, please stop saying a few words."
He glanced at the sun and said, "It's almost noon, let's take a rest."
The monkey and others stopped as instructed and prepared to bury the pot and make rice.
Tang Sanzang also dismounted and sat under the shade of a tree. He immediately took out his mobile phone and planned to check the news of the Wuji Kingdom in the past two days.
As he moved farther and farther away from the Tang Dynasty, Tang Sanzang also learned a lot. Especially in order to prevent conflicts and misunderstandings with local people due to different customs, Tang Sanzang would check relevant information online every time he entered a new area.
Although he has the magical power of [Physical Transformation], he can resolve conflicts with others as quickly as possible.
But Tang Sanzang still preferred:
A gentleman speaks but does not use his hands.
Especially after watching the movie "Westward Journey".
The Tang Sanzang in the movie became his learning object. Although most people thought that Tang Sanzang in "Journey to the West" was verbose, Tang Sanzang himself did not think so.
A true eminent monk should use Buddhist teachings and principles to persuade others.
Although physicalization is better, it is also more enjoyable.
But after all, it doesn’t fit his image as an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty, a land of gentlemen, so he should use it sparingly on weekdays.
"Ding!"
Just when Tang Sanzang was browsing the news.
Along with a prompt, an announcement popped up on the phone.
[Another masterpiece from Black Wind Mountain Studios, starring the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha! The funniest comedy in history!]
["The Richest Man in the Immortal World" will be released online for free today at Youshi!]
"The richest man in the immortal world?"
"Tathagata Buddha starring?"
Tang Sanzang was shocked when he saw the text on the pop-up announcement.
…
"Your Majesty, there's a new movie coming out of Black Wind Mountain!"
Huangfengling, Huangfeng Cave.
Tiger Pioneer held up his cell phone and ran to the Yellow Wind Monster.
"Why are you shouting so loudly?"
"This king is not deaf!"
The yellow wind monster on the throne picked his teeth and glared at Tiger Pioneer with dissatisfaction, "Isn't it just a new movie? What's all the fuss about? Is it starring the Jade Emperor or the Tathagata Buddha? It's true."
However, Tiger Pioneer's eyes widened when he heard this.
"Your Majesty."
"You are really good at predicting things!"
When the yellow wind monster heard this, he stopped picking his teeth, blinked, and asked curiously: "Why do you expect things to be like gods?"
"This new movie stars the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha!"
Tiger Pioneer said loudly.
Yellow Wind Monster: "???"
After being stunned for a moment, the Yellow Wind Monster snatched the phone from Tiger Pioneer's hand and looked at the pop-up announcement.
After seeing that line of enlarged and bold fonts.
He immediately took a breath of cold air.
"Fuck..."
The Yellow Wind Monster looked up at the Tiger Pioneer and said in shock: "Isn't this true? Even the Jade Emperor is off filming a movie. No, there is also Tathagata Buddha? How can this black bear spirit have such a big reputation?"
"Tiger Pioneer, am I not dreaming?"
Tiger Pioneer nodded heavily, "Your Majesty, of course it's not a dream, and it also says that the movie is free and will be released online!"
Yellow wind monster: Σ(oＡochuan)
He immediately lowered his head and read the announcement again.
hiss……
Oh my God, is this black bear spirit going to be a father soon or something? He actually does such a great thing as watching a new movie for free?
But even if he did so.
This king also cursed it for giving birth to a son without an asshole!
Originally, after Tang Sanzang called Du Fei to lift the network speed limit in Huangfengling, the Yellow Wind Monster had considered reconciling with the Black Bear Spirit. After all, there was no fundamental hatred between the two parties.
But soon after, the Yellow Wind Monster changed.
Grandma’s black bear spirit, Master Shu scolded you never because you limited our internet speed in Huangfengling.
But every time this girl makes a movie, it ends in a fucking tragedy.
"Westward Journey" was originally a comedy, but the ending stabbed the Yellow Wind Monster hard, making it completely become the black fan of Black Wind Mountain. Of course, I learned from the painful experience and learned from the experience last time that I was punished for spraying black bear essence.
After the lesson of limiting internet speed.
The yellow wind monster did not rashly raise its flag of rebellion and confront the black bear spirit.
Instead, we are carefully considering a suitable plan.
However, I haven't thought of this solution recently...
"Your Majesty, it's great that you can watch the new movie "The Richest Man in the World" for free. It can save us a lot of money!"
At this time, Tiger Pioneer chuckled.
The yellow wind monster also came to his senses and immediately glanced at the Tiger Pioneer.
"It's just ten bear coins, how much?"
Tiger Pioneer's face became solemn and he nodded quickly, "That's quite a lot, Your Majesty. For monsters like us with magical powers, they only charge spirit stones and treasures when going to Black Wind Mountain to recharge, not any money."
"The brothers in the cave collect bear coins to watch the movie, otherwise a demon would have to take out ten bear coins, which is unaffordable."
Having said this, Tiger Pioneer looked at the phone screen again.
He sighed and said with hope: "It would be great if all the new movies released in the future were free for us to watch."
Ding!
At this moment, a flash of light flashed through the Yellow Wind Monster's mind.
free……
If new movies are screened for free in the future, Black Bear Demon will definitely lose his pants. Well, maybe he won’t lose money, but with so many viewers in the Three Realms, Black Bear Demon will definitely make a lot less money!
Thinking of this, the Yellow Wind Monster suddenly knew what he was going to do in the future to take revenge on the black bear spirit who always liked to use knives.
"You can't rush, you have to plan carefully first."
The Yellow Wind Monster was very excited when he finally had a clever plan.
But he calmed down quickly.
Although it has been a monster in the lower realm for so many years, it has never had any goal of becoming a monster. Now it finally has something worthy of spending its whole life fighting for, and it must make a thorough plan.
"Tiger Xianfeng, when will "The Richest Man in the Immortal World" be released?" After recovering, the Yellow Wind Monster asked Tiger Xianfeng.
"Report to your Majesty, this afternoon at Youshi."
"good!"
The yellow wind monster patted the armrest and said, "I'll try it out then."
…
The news that "The Richest Man in the Immortal World" will be released online for free and will star the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha spread quickly.
Although the more important Sanqing Saints and Hongjun Daozu are among them.
But Du Fei did not regard them as propaganda points.
The reason is also very simple.
Compared with the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha, although these three are more powerful, they are less famous among the sentient beings in the three realms.
He will definitely be thrown out by ten blocks from the first two.
Old Man Taiqing might be better off.
Hongjun and Tongtian, Yuanshi Tianzun, those are pure eighteen lines.
Probably not even comparable to Guanyin Bodhisattva and Erlang Shen.
In fact, just as Du Fei expected, the trailer of "The Richest Man in the Immortal World" immediately caused an uproar on the Internet.
[The monkey returned my fire shelter]: “What the hell?!”
[Donghua Sword Fairy]: "His Majesty is actually the lead actor!"
[True Red-Eyed Black Dragon]: “Boss Du is so awesome that he even invited the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha to film!”
[Zi Yi]: “It seems like it’s still a comedy?”
[Lonely Guanghan Palace]: "Oh my god..."
[Leopard Mountain Agricultural and Sideline Products Wholesale]: "What a thrill, a funny comedy movie about the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha?"
[Yunhua]: "Even my brother..."
[Sage Taiqing is my father]: "I seem to have seen my father in the trailer. Is it true?"
[Jinlingtongzi]: "Niu Niu, you did read that right."
[Silver Spirit Boy]: "It is indeed Master."
[Thirty Thousand Years of Hate]: "The six roots are pure? Not contaminated by the world? Haha... It's just as hypocritical as ever."
[Giant Scorpion]: "Agree!"
[Black Robe]: "Agree!"
[Ying Yao]: "Agree!"
[No. 1 Yasuo in Heaven]: "I must watch your Majesty's movies!"
[Li Ergou]: “It’s still free.”
[Weird and Tricky]: "Hey, it's true, the dog brother in front didn't say anything, so I didn't even notice it!!"
Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, all online for free...
These hot topics instantly detonated the entire Three Realms network, successfully creating momentum for "The Richest Man in the Earthly Immortal Realm".
Don't wait for the perfect time to come.
Countless people are sitting in front of TV screens or mobile phones.
Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Palace.
The huge palace was filled with immortals from all walks of life.
Because it was his film debut, the face-saving Jade Emperor directly issued an edict that all immortals must be present to watch the movie together.
Other heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the various heavenly gates and palaces.
All of them were approved as fake by the Jade Emperor.
At this moment, people are sitting together in small groups, holding their mobile phones or staring at the TV screen in front of them.
"His Majesty's comedy movies are really unimaginable."
"The most incredible thing is probably Director Du."
"Who would have thought that he could actually invite His Majesty to make a movie? You know His Majesty has never left Heaven."
"Well, I would say it's because of "Journey to the West"."
"It has brought His Majesty into disrepute, and His Majesty naturally wants to clear his name."
"The issue is……"
"Your Majesty, he is not acting like himself this time, is he?"
"Haha, I see you are so stupid that you can compete with Marshal Tianpeng!"
"Hey, hey, Mr. Wudexing, don't engage in immortal attacks. How dare you compare me to that pig in Tianpeng. If you don't explain it clearly to me today, we won't be finished!"
"Aren't you convinced that you are stupid?"
"What does your Majesty look like in "Journey to the West"? What does your real Majesty look like in "Journey to the West"? His Majesty only needs to appear in the movie."
"Then the previous stereotype will soon be shattered?"
"Hiss...it does make sense."
At this time, the familiar opening animation of Black Wind Mountain Studios appeared.
The immortals immediately fell silent and looked at the screen.
…
Beyond the thirty-third heaven, the Wa Palace.
In the palace, a woman with a beautiful face was sitting in plain clothes. Although she had her eyes closed and her expression was graceful, her whole body exuded a faint ethereal aura, making it difficult to look directly at her.
Suddenly, she opened her eyes, and a pair of holy yet enchanting eyes fell on His Highness, the woman in white.
"Chan'er, you are upset."
The woman in white is naturally Yang Chan who returned to the Wa Palace not long ago.
And the woman in plain clothes at the head of the seat is also none other than someone else.
It is the only demon saint among the six saints, Nuwa!
Hearing Nuwa's words, Yang Chan did not panic, but smiled sweetly and said: "Master, I just remembered that there was a movie released at Youshi today, so I was moved."
"Movie?"
Nuwa frowned slightly, "This is an illusory fabrication and is not conducive to spiritual practice. You should stay away from it."
Yang Chan lowered his head and said, "Master is right!"
But then her voice changed.
"Master, I heard a saying when I was traveling in the lower world. That person said, 'You can achieve twice the result with half the effort by combining work and rest.' I think it is very reasonable. Although movies are not conducive to spiritual practice, they are a great way to have fun in your spare time."
things."
"Master, if you don't watch with your disciples, why should you have fun?"
Hearing this, Nuwa looked at Yang Chan and said, "Is this what the bear demon said to you?"
"yes."
Yang Chan nodded and did not deny it.
After receiving a positive answer, Nuwa looked slightly displeased, then shook her head slightly and said, "Looking at such boring things is a waste of time."