"What about you! Don't you think this is a good fairy tale? How beautiful it is! I really like it!"
"..." Dancing Grass twisted again.
"Especially when it comes to the saying that the magic mirror can only be touched by the most beautiful girl in the world! That's the truth! People only like beautiful girls! Only beautiful girls can touch people! Cough!
Well, especially for a girl as beautiful as Miss Wu!" Magic Mirror muttered in a raised voice, for fear that Miss Wu wouldn't hear her rainbow fart.
"..." Dancing jumped up on the grass.
With her sharp ears, Miss Wu immediately heard someone calling her name. She searched up and down, left and right, and found the magic mirror next to a pile of dancing grass.
Unexpectedly, Magic Mirror twisted two dancing grasses together to make a rocking chair. He lay on it and swayed leisurely. A pot of small dancing grass that was not as wide as a baby's arm was placed in front of it.
Dancing with sobs.
This guy! He doesn’t have the fate of a noble, but he has the disease of a noble!
After receiving Miss Wu's gaze, Magic Mirror coughed, pretended not to see it, and recited in a deep and magnetic voice:
"Ah! Miss Wu! My fateful Aphrodite, the spring water on the Seine is not as good as you, and the roses of Bulgaria are not as good as you. You are a divine gift, you are given by God to save me and make my soul
Baptism and sublimation. You are a beam of light in my dim sublimation. You are the one who illuminates my dark life. You fill my black and white world with colors and give me a new life. Seeing you, I feel like I am in a fairyland.
Swinging in Ecuador, surfing in Hawaii, flying sky lanterns in Chiang Mai, rafting in Melissani Cave in Greece, and walking in the air in Cappadocia, Turkey. Your glance and smile dance in my heart, and all my heartbeats follow
You jump. I fly, I run hard, I raise my arms, I cheer, I dance the tango on the balcony of the 21st floor of No. 5 Golden Sun Ranch Ranch! I! Love! You!!!"
As soon as he finished reciting his intention, the magic mirror was hit by a big dick. It was stunned for a moment, wondering why it hit the horse's leg with its own flattery. Then it immediately came back to its senses. What had just happened in its mind
With a twitch, it casually said - "pasture".
This big talker was not unjust. Magic Mirror put away his careless behavior and looked at Father Chus on the main seat and the nobles on the second floor with lingering fear. It's okay! It's okay! It's okay for them.
My attention right now is not on such a small magic mirror.
Hey, hey, he almost got laid off from his job.
Miss Wu's cold eyes cut into its face like a knife. The magic mirror lay obediently on the table and pretended to be dead, not daring to make any more noise.
However, it felt a little aggrieved after receiving a punch.
Wu Meili rolled her eyes gracefully, picked up the magic mirror and looked at her perfect face carefully, and said: "This story is just like the patch on your old lady who hasn't changed her clothes in eighty years. In the new three years
Three years of old work, three more years of mending, right?"
Liu Meili's face suddenly became stiff. Wu Meili, this old witch, never speaks out of her mind, shift! She carefully made up the story! Don't give me a zero at the beginning! Her saliva will be blinded in vain!
"Vulgar! There is no artistic flavor! The dogs shook their heads after hearing this! I will write you a good story all night long!"
Ah! Damn old witch, she is really unforgiving! Damn it! Damn it! I really want her to shut up!
"...Although it's so bad, it's not even a little bit better than the last bad story."
Wu Meili put down the magic mirror, folded her arms and said casually: "Given my world-leading aesthetic level and my noble structure, of course, these are not important."
"For the beauty in the story, I give ten points."
"Wuhu!" Old Mushroom jumped three feet high and said with a smile, "It's really rare! It's really rare! Congratulations to Liu Meili's "A Midsummer Night's Dream" for becoming the first story to receive a perfect score from the villagers. Please invite the other five
Villagers please post your comments and scores one by one!"
Liu Meili was shocked. She didn't expect Miss Wu to give her full marks. She instantly lost her temper and just wanted to kowtow to Miss Wu.
Good people have a safe life!
Jin Dafu rang the bell, and his sister rated the story. As an older brother, of course he had to rate the story with his sister. The two of them were always inseparable.
However, he really couldn't see the highlight of this story.
Everyone was looking at Jin Dafu, who was stroking his mustache in silence, seeming to be racking his brains to think about how he should evaluate this story.
After a long while, he cleared his throat and said very unhappily: "Ahem, although I didn't see how rich the West Dorje Kingdom is, at least the protagonist is not a dirty beggar wallowing in soot.
Neither the supporting characters nor the protagonist seem to be short of money...well..."
Jin Dafu made a fist with his left hand and tapped the palm of his right hand: "Well, in the eyes of my beautiful sister, I will give you five points."
Liu Meili raised her head high. Two villagers gave her fifteen points, and there were four remaining villagers who didn't give any points. Didn't she win at the beginning?
Look at Zhang Dazhi, six people rated him, and he only got a total of 11 points!
However, Liu Meili's high chin could not be lifted for a long time. Butcher Dao's words completely destroyed her self-confidence——
"What kind of appetite feeds what kind of people these days? What do your protagonists and supporting characters eat? Tomatoes? What kind of bullshit is that?! Feed pigs, stuff that even pigs will look down upon!"
"Bad review! Bad review! If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't give you a negative score! I would have to give you a negative score of ten!"
"Zero points, not much BB."
Liu Meili:……
She could only comfort herself silently in her heart. Life was indeed like this with its ups and downs...
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, there are still three villagers left!
She still has a chance!
Yu Xian was pushed by someone and he woke up in a daze.
"…Uh…Uh…"
"I'm sorry, we don't have the same ideas. I'll give you a point to encourage you."
Liu Meili:……
Why does this sound so familiar???
Damn it! Can these villagers be more strict? She made up such a long story! These people ruin it like this?!
Li Du shook his head and spoke slowly: "I'm very disappointed. In this story, I still haven't seen what I want to see. The twist at the end is quite blunt. You just left blank space for what should be described in detail.
The waist is broken; tsk, you are talking nonsense about things that should not be described in detail. Do you think you can get the reward just by counting your words? We all have ears!"
"We are not just decorations. This boring story you told... Tsk, Miss Wu was right. The dog shook its head after reading it."
"Zero points."
Liu Meili's back was slightly bent. She didn't dare to look into Li Du's eyes. This guy was very strict with her. Wang Dacheng was very strict with her. This time, he didn't let him go. Although Liu Meili was not angry, he didn't dare to say anything more.
What.
She can only place her hope on the last villager, Carpenter Zhen, who is a super nice person!
Zhen Di smiled: "The beginning of the story has twists and turns and is interesting, but the end of the story is often unsatisfactory. This is reality."
"I give you nine points. I'm missing one point because I'm afraid you'll be proud."
