She originally made up the story with full confidence, but the villagers were all mentally ill.
She thought her story would get at least thirty points, but she didn't expect that these blind people would add one zero to another to mess with her mentality!
Liu Meili finally scored 25 points.
Sorry to leave.
Ye Zhaoling didn't feel much after hearing this story. In fact, he pondered these two stories carefully in his mind, one on the left and the other on the right. It seemed that there was no need to think about it at all.
She squeezed the handkerchief tightly, struggling a little in her heart——
How about... I really can't think of it, let the river crab tell its story now? Let's learn from this guy... It's better than sitting here thinking about it ourselves, right?
What's more, the chatty river crab must have a lot of stock in the crab head, otherwise it wouldn't have grown so fat...
Ye Zhaoling took a sip of saliva.
She didn't know why, but she felt like... burning with hunger.
She is very hungry.
She is starving to death...
Ye Zhaoling lifted the river crab and smelled the earthy smell of the white sand on its shell, and temporarily regained consciousness.
He Xia was in a panic. Her mouth was tied tightly together. Couldn't she see Ye Zhaoling? Why was she staring at her with those empty green eyes?
Just like...just like...
It's like tearing it into pieces!
The river crab vaguely felt that his crab roe was in danger...
When Ye Zhaoling grabbed it in his hand, the two big eyeballs on the skull of the river crab overflowed with crystal tears.
He Xrab: Hello Ye Zhaoling! I treat you as a friend! You treat me as a snack??? Is there any justice in this world?! Is there any justice in heaven?! Is there any hot water?! At least don’t
It's eaten raw! Can't it be a bit ritualistic and cooked before eating?
Ah! Why do you want to eat it?! How dare you eat a big crab that weighs five kilograms and is bigger than your head?! It’s so heartbreaking and miserable!
Damn humans! How scary! Oh! I want to go home to find my mother!
"Dang-dang-dang-dang, Dang-dang-dang!"
The eight o'clock bell rang.
Ye Zhaoling suddenly found that he was holding on to the river crab's big pincers!
Huh?! What kind of plane is this? She quickly let go of her hand and put the river crab on the table.
As soon as the river crab returned to freedom, it quickly used its ten legs to crawl away.
Human beings are really terrible. They are old and young! There is also a beautiful little wife at home! I didn’t expect that I almost died today!
Lao Mushroom came close to the priest and nodded, indicating that he understood.
Turning his head, Lao Mushroom coughed, clasped his hands and said, "The time has come to eight o'clock in the evening, and there are still three hours of assembly time left."
"In order to ensure that everyone can tell a complete story, Lord Chus decided to allocate fifteen minutes of free time. You can use this time to come up with stories."
"After fifteen minutes, each person has ten minutes to tell your story, and the villagers will rate the story within five minutes."
"Now, the timer begins, free time, my children."
Old Mushroom took out a silver-white hourglass and placed it on the table.
Just like the teacher announced the dismissal for free activities after the physical education class, the atmosphere in the church suddenly became like boiling water.
No one could have imagined that on the last day of this month, everyone would gather together in the middle of the night and "play" together happily.
Ye Zhaoling picked up the river crabs and groped her way out. For her, the atmosphere in the church was too depressing. She, a guy with no literary literacy at all, was not on the same page as the brothers who were fiercely discussing the plot next to her.
If she could, she would go outside and pray under the statue of Our Lady of the Fountain right now, asking God to give her a touching story!
Believers wish to be vegetarian only for the rest of their lives!
Ahem, of course, only at a certain stage of her life.
The river crab murmured: "Hey! Have you thought about what kind of story you want to make? Why don't you just listen to me and make up a story using me as a prototype."
"..." Ye Zhaoling was speechless. This guy hasn't given up yet? He's the most shameless person. She said nonchalantly, "Okay - but I have a few questions for you."
"What's the problem? What's the problem?" He Crab's eyes lit up as soon as he heard something was going on.
"What are your dreams?"
"Dream?" The river crab scratched the back of his head. He didn't expect the first question to be so tricky! What dream could a river crab have? But it still said bravely, "How about ruling the entire universe?"
Ye Zhaoling smiled and said: "...You can't drink at the dog's table."
"Damn! Your question is too difficult! Can you blame me?! Change it! Change it to another question!"
"Okay, do you know what advantages your story has to win the favor of the villagers?"
"Uh..." He Xie was speechless, "I, I am extremely handsome, does that count?"
"Have you never looked in the mirror? What page are you on in the Classic of Mountains and Seas? Do you deserve a beating?"
"I'm really a handsome guy in Baishadi! Every river crab he meets will stare at my handsome face and be unable to recover from his handsomeness for a long time!" The river crab blushed angrily and said, "You are deliberately trying to embarrass me.
!Change!Change the question!”
"How can this story comply with the Thirteen Commandments and cater to the preferences of the villagers?"
"I said..." He Xie clicked his tongue twice and said angrily, "Why are you so cowardly? I always thought you were a tough guy!"
"If you don't cater to their preferences, you won't get high scores."
Ye Zhaoling snorted and raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong with following the wind? At least it will allow you to get the approval of the superiors at the most appropriate time faster than others. Otherwise, you can do whatever you want.
Touched, no matter how you say it, there are so many words, as long as they find that they have not heard what they want to hear, then there will be no benefit at all from their fingers."
"Hey, hey, hey! You are so insightful!" the river crab said sarcastically. The crab's mouth was so pouty that it could hang a teapot.
"It's not that I have any opinions," Ye Zhaoling shook his head, "it's that you are too stupid and sweet."
"Ah, yes, yes! You are right!" He Xia was still angry.
"I know your father is right, so hurry up and remember it! Keep it in your 250-gram mind!" Ye Zhaoling smiled very kindly.
"..." He Xin said, I suspect that you are inside me, but I can't provide any evidence, so it is quite unconvinced, "Don't think that you are the only one who can see the secret here, the others are not fools, you
If you want to be a licking dog and lick these villagers, there may be others who can lick better than you!"
"You will do whatever you are in whatever position you are in. So what's wrong with being a dog licker? Nobility and inferiority are determined by people's hearts. Only interests are the eternal truth."
