After hearing this story, everyone present could not come back to their senses for a long time.
Ye Zhaoling knocked on the crab's head: "Baby Crab, what do you think?"
"?" The river crab stared at Paozi warily, "Your shouting made me panic! You are such a dictatorial guy and you still ask me for my opinion? Don't think that I am just a river crab and I don't know the crookedness of you humans.
If you go around and show your courtesy for nothing, you are either committing adultery or stealing!"
Humph, crab baby? You are so shameless, who are you calling?! I wonder if people like to hear it?! Why don’t you call me a few more times!
"Okay." Ye Zhaoling smiled, "I don't like to talk."
The river crab choked, Ye Zhaoling was such a rogue!
"?" He Xia asked a question mark, "Pour me a cup of cappuccino and I'll tell you my opinion right away!"
"I still say the same thing, I love to talk but don't talk."
"How could you do this?! Ah! How could you do this! How could you hurt a handsome, kind-hearted man like this?! Who did I offend? I'm just lying here, without any pliers.
Even though your hair was cut off, you didn’t jump around to bend your little body! I’m already so obedient and cute! Why do I have to be bullied by you all the time? Is there any more power in this? Is there any justice in heaven?
Ah! Do you really think of me as a punching bag? A heavy left kick and a right whip! You brushed my head and said hello, you are so good! You damn woman!"
"Urgent."
"I'm in a hurry? I'm in a hurry? If I were really in a hurry, I would dare to shave your hair right now! When people say that I'm in a hurry, I seem to be really angry. I'm hiding on your shoulder as if I've been seen through. This kind of
I feel very uncomfortable. All my pretense of strength and forced smile collapsed after just two words of panic, and I became a clown. I no longer wanted to pretend to be strong. I lost everything because of my mentality..."
"It has to be done here. Are you going to tell me or not?" Ye Zhaoling interrupted the spellcasting.
The river crab let himself go and began to talk nonsense: "Tsk. I was the boss of a listed company, but I was killed by a scheming traitor! My subordinates abandoned me! Shareholders kicked me out! They even emptied my shares! When I start over in my life, I just want to take it back.
My company! Today is KFC Madness Thursday, give me ten silver coins to listen to my revenge plan."
"Don't even think about it for ten silver coins," Ye Zhaoling pinched her fingers, "but I have all your favorite big mouths."
The river crab immediately became honest. It looked at Ye Zhaoling's hand on his chin, fearing that it would break off its crab head in the next second: "...Well, I think, this story has nothing to do with us.
The melon-eating masses.”
"How to say?"
"None of the villagers will like this story." He Xie waved his pliers and scolded Fang Qiu matter-of-factly. "In the eyes of you humans, this story must be very good. It contains very ancient professions, very ancient people and things, and it is described vividly.
, takes people back to the ancient past and silently watches an old man’s fantasy journey.”
"The old man has faith and never hesitates to pursue his dream. He has a pure heart."
"This is indeed a good story, but we can't see ourselves in it."
——
After his subordinate Wan Yuanlai finished telling the story, Yu Xian opened his eyes with a half-smile. This time he woke up automatically without being reminded.
"The singer is very good." He praised with a smile, but before people could breathe a sigh of relief, they heard him say again -
"But I'm disappointed, the story is terrible."
"Zero points." Yu Xian didn't even look at Wan Yuan Lai. He closed his eyes again, as if a grain of dust had just been blown away.
As Yu Xian's slave, you can't get points from him. How bad is it? Maybe others don't need to remind you that Wan Yuan is coming.
Qu Youyou showed a sarcastic smile at this moment.
Qu Youyou was originally shocked that Wan Yuanlai could tell such a story?!
Now she laughed. What's the use of the story no matter how good it is? It still depends on whether the villagers like it or not.
It's such a pity that I didn't even think through my boss's taste for ten thousand yuan, and he wasn't willing to give me even a cent!
The strange thing is that Qu Youyou looked at Wan Yuanlai carefully several times, but could not see any look of frustration on his face. It seemed that the good start had no impact on him.
"Ha! He's just pretending! This guy always knows how to pretend!" Qu Youyou thought with a sullen face.
The knife butcher slapped the table and expressed his dissatisfaction in a rough voice: "I just want to ask you, do you never eat? Are you gods or monsters? Don't you need to get energy from food?
"
"I really can't figure it out! Three meals a day is obviously the most basic condition for human survival! Why do you want to omit something so basic and important?!"
"Zero points!" said the knife butcher angrily, "I want to see who doesn't take eating seriously next time!"
Jin Dafu coughed and his mustache trembled: "Originally, this story is quite to my liking. After all, the protagonist is a miner who digs out rare treasures. Gold! Silver! Diamonds! Gems! Pearls! They're all mine.
My favorite! But——"
"Why do you want to portray him as a guy who regards profit as dirt?"
"What you did may have made sense in ancient times, but don't forget that the stories you tell are for us! We are the ones who appreciate the charm and style of stories! We live in the present
,Without money, we have no way to survive.”
"Oh, zero points."
Li Du sneered darkly: "Most people who live under the light of idealism have owned everything. Those things that people in the world long for all their lives, success, money, wealth, and status, they already have it when they are born, so
He can face them so ideally."
"What else can I rate it as but zero points?"
"I hate your protagonist, even to the point of disgust."
Wu Meili shook her head and echoed: "I feel sleepy after listening to it. There is nothing I like about it. Bad review."
"Zero points."
The last one, Carpenter Zhen, slowly picked up a glass of water, took a sip, and said thoughtfully:
"I give it a zero. My boy."
"People like something or people hate something for a reason. They don't like or dislike out of thin air; what they like is always excellent, cute, and disgusting, but it is often unreasonable and unpopular."
"Do you think you have told an excellent story? Otherwise, you would not tell it in public, and even sing the songs in it with great joy."
