Ye Zhaoling turned around and asked it: "Can he hear me when I speak here?"
"Uh... yes, speak louder and he can hear you." it said very eagerly.
Ye Zhaoling cleared his throat, raised his head and started howling: "Get away! Rensuke Shirakawa! Get away! Rensuke Shirakawa! If you don't get away, you will be slashed in the chest by it!"
Unknown creature: "?"
"I'm going to choke you! Who told you to say that! Please clarify it for me! Please clarify it for me! Do you want him to beat me to death?!"
Ye Zhaoling: Aba Aba.
"Sure enough, women have the most poisonous hearts."
Ye Zhaoling: Let's do it.
"I really shouldn't have taken the time to bring you food and get a beating for nothing."
Ye Zhaoling: It smells really good.
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He Xia hid under the tablecloth and shivered: "I am a security guard, and my monthly salary is just enough for breakfast. I am a security guard, and I am depressed all day long. I am a security guard, and I go to work in order to get off work. I am a security guard, and beautiful women call me Hanhan. I
He is a security guard, destined to be alone forever. Don’t miss the past, he will still be a security guard tomorrow.”
Since no one cares about it, it can only continue: "The boss said to give me a day off this morning. I thought the cherry blossoms in the botanical garden should be blooming, and I wanted to invite you to go with me to enjoy the cherry blossoms. But the cherry blossoms are falling every day.
Five centimeters per second, the distance between me and you is a thousand miles."
"Today I helped another client move, and the person told me: "You are very strong, you can carry anything!" I patted my arm and said, "I can also carry buckets, rice, and..." I said.
I shed tears. Yes, I can bear anything, but I can’t bear to miss you."
It carefully looked out through the gap in the tablecloth and saw Rensuke Shirakawa standing calmly at the foot of the "Mount Everest" with a calm expression on his face.
Let me go! Brother! Are you going to be so pretentious? You are easily struck by lightning!
What the hell! What to do?! This big brother looks so pretentious! He looks like he is about to die! After he dies, how is a little river crab going to survive the indiscriminate attack of this big monster?
Survive???
What to do! What to do! What to do! Who can save it! It doesn’t want to die young! It hasn’t lived enough yet! Help! Help! Help!
However, what He Crab did not expect was that Rensuke Shirakawa said lightly——
"You shouldn't touch her."
Then, at an extremely fast speed that even the eyes of a river crab could not catch up with, he stepped on the monster's fat feet with a "pop" sound, kicked off its arms and jumped into the sky.
River Crab: Let me choke you! Is this magic?
This monster was so big, so it was obvious that it would not be very flexible. It groaned and one of its eyeballs was gouged out by Rensuke Shirakawa with a fork.
"Roar! -" You don't have martial ethics! The monster screamed.
He Crab was surprised to find that this monster had no power to fight back under the hands of Rensuke Shirakawa.
It was like a big goose that was strangled by Rensuke Shirakawa's neck.
At the beginning, it was obviously knocked unconscious by Rensuke Shirakawa's preemptive attack. Fortunately, it has many eyes and only one eye was gouged out. This is not painful for it, not at all.
thing.
Next, Rensuke Shirakawa told them with facts that he, Rensuke Shirakawa, had the capital to beat a giant monster standing in front of him like a mountain and run away!
It's not that the monster is too weak, it's that Rensuke Shirakawa is too strong.
The monster groaned, and all its eyes were focused on Rensuke Shirakawa. It did not think that its big size and strength were indestructible advantages.
It is too big and has too many blind spots in its field of vision!
Rensuke Shirakawa taught him a hard lesson.
The river crab got half of its head out and saw that the monster fell silent. This was not because it didn't want to howl. The more than twenty eyes on its head were almost gouged out. Who wouldn't want to howl?
Not only did it want to howl with its mouth wide open, it even wanted to slap away the guy who was jumping up and down on its body!
But Shirakawa Rensuke refused to let it happen.
The river crab is puzzled. How on earth could such a big monster be played by a human being who is no bigger than its fingernail?
Rensuke Shirakawa opened its throat with a backhand.
Then it lost its voice.
Looking at it now, I think it looks more and more like a goose.
"Goose, goose, duck paws are served on the table. White feathers are boiled in water, and the goose is stewed in an iron pot."
Unexpectedly, as soon as the force was finished, the monster spun around and smashed the dining table into pieces.
River crab: died at the age of xxx.
When the river crab opened its eyes again, it suddenly encountered bad news, that is, it could no longer feel the existence of its legs and feet.
It has such handsome and slender long legs! Won’t there be none left?! No matter, let’s faint for a while.
The monster stretched its neck at lightning speed, and clusters of venomous stingers sprouted from its two sarcoma-like shoulders. If it stabbed a person with just one or two thorns, it would either kill him or be disabled.
Rensuke Shirakawa glanced at it coldly, untied his cloak, and in an instant stepped on its arm and jumped to the side of its head.
The cloak covered the monster's head. It angrily tried to break free, but was beaten by Rensuke Shirakawa with its head covered.
He Xia collapsed on the ground, not forgetting his mission, and said: "One left kick, one right leg, and one left jab. I smiled, bang! Then I stood up. Very quickly! I closed my fist.
Shi said: Let's not fight. He suddenly attacked with a left jab and came over to hit me in the face. I'm a big E. I didn't dodge. Young people don't follow martial ethics..."
Because of anger and pain, the monster started to twist, but it was just doing useless work.
With Shirakawa Rensuke's non-stop attacks, many holes were broken in its body, countless holes, and strange-colored liquid burst out from these holes.
If the river crab makes a blind guess, it seems to be its blood.
The color is as turbid as the sludge in the sewer. Every time a hole is added, it twists more violently, as if it is suffering unbearable pain in life.
The river crab just lay there and watched Rensuke Shirakawa slice the "big goose" with his iron fork. After an unknown amount of time, Rensuke Shirakawa finally returned to the ground.
He wiped his hands.
And the behemoth with the holy light special effect on the back of its head fell to the ground with a roar.
River Crab: If I hadn't had any hands, I would have applauded you high and low.
At this time, He Xia looked at his ten intact legs and carefully moved them one by one. He was extremely surprised: "It's okay! It's okay! My legs are okay! Hahaha! Hahaha! How come I'm still alive when I open my eyes?"
???How am I still alive when I open my eyes????How am I still alive when I open my eyes????How am I still alive when I open my eyes????How am I still alive when I open my eyes????How am I still alive when I open my eyes????
How am I still alive????How am I still alive when I open my eyes????"
It was just too frightened that it turned into a repeater.
Rensuke Shirakawa put his hands in his pockets, not knowing what an opponent was.