Inside the church, which is dark and midwinter, it is drafty from all sides.
Ye Zhaoling sat at the dining table and ate happily, completely forgetting himself.
The guy next to me was sobbing and said very aggrievedly: "Does he have a grudge against my eyes? What kind of grudge is it? The swords and knives are directed at my eyes! Is it very difficult for people to have so many eyes?
Is it easy?...Although
...It doesn't seem to be that difficult, but! Are people's eyes as cheap as the spores outside, and are they all blown by strong winds? Why do we treat people's eyes like this! Woohoo! Damn it! Ouch! How terrible!
Bad guy!"
"If you come out to fool around, you will be stabbed or killed." Ye Zhaoling wiped his mouth, "Think about it for yourself, whether it is better to take a few stabs to improve your memory, or to die and go to the west to meet God."
"..." It was choked to the point of almost being unable to speak. It then spoke suspiciously for a while, "I suspect you are in KTV, but I have no evidence..."
"Oh, I'm a good person through and through. How could I do such a despicable thing?! Don't slander me~ Be careful if I scream for help at the top of my lungs."
"..." It stopped talking.
Out of the spirit of humanitarianism, Ye Zhaoling waited for a while in a very humane manner, but it still had no intention of speaking, so she knocked on the table and said with a smile: "Since you have nothing to say, I have a few questions to ask."
you."
"Don't expect to know anything you want to know from me! Humph! Bad woman."
"Really?" Ye Zhaoling nodded after hearing this.
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Half a minute later, Ye Zhaoling successfully conquered it at the cost of two broken nails.
"My name is Ma Zhuo'er..." The little monster with a bump on his head and a bruised nose and face said respectfully.
Ye Zhaoling felt that this name was simply... too many flaws.
"Which corner did you pop out of?"
"Auntie, we have three hours of free time at night! It's just a little early today, but I'll go back later. We didn't jump out of any nook and cranny, nor did we deliberately come out to scare people.
!" It said, putting on a proud look, "We are everywhere."
"Hmm." Ye Zhaoling changed his foot and stepped on it, "Do you know who the deceased is?"
"Auntie, you don't care who he is, it doesn't matter who he is! But..."
Ye Zhaoling kicked it.
"Ahem...you have to worry about yourself! You must keep your eyes open! You act too arrogantly! You are like a big light bulb, but there are many people who want to kill you~~"
If Ye Zhaoling heard it correctly, this guy's tone was very gloating, comparable to that stupid, stupid, stupid river crab.
Unable to resist giving it another kick, Ye Zhaoling took a deep breath: "Last question, who is that person who came back from the pasture?"
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"Ah Qiu! Ah Qiu! Which turtle grandson is scolding this handsome guy behind my back?!" He Crab cursed and sneezed several times in a row.
It saw Rensuke Shirakawa spinning around and around in the church, making it dizzy.
"I say! Big brother! Stop spinning! Stop spinning! No matter how much you spin around, she can't pop out of thin air! What do you want me to say! You shouldn't beat that guy half to death, look at it! It's not even alive
I’m speechless! How can we return Little Ye Zi to us?”
"Speaking of Little Leaf! Oh, oh, oh, oh! My poor Little Leaf! Ooooh! Poor Little Leaf! I'm not smart to begin with! Now that I've been captured, I don't know how I'll be tortured by that bad guy.
!Don’t use up all the remaining IQ! Ah! Heaven! Earth! Our poor little leaf!"
Rensuke Shirakawa finally stood in front of a sculpture on the edge of the church.
It was a statue of a goddess holding a sickle and straw.
The river crab also crawled over and looked left and right. It curled its mouth and said, "How can I say it? I really disagree with the aesthetic level of you humans! If you want to make a good sculpture, no matter whether it is a man or a woman, it will be fine."
It's topless...cough cough cough! Just looking at it makes me want to cough. I'm a traditional river crab. I really can't understand this kind of unrestrained aesthetics! Besides, it doesn't necessarily mean that you can't stand out when you wear clothes.
The human body is so beautiful! Why do you need to make it so cool?"
Rensuke Shirakawa's face had no expression, and he definitely couldn't be called pleasant.
He said: "When Proka was king, there was a forest fairy named Pomona. When it came to gardening skills and enthusiasm for caring for fruit trees, no forest fairy in Latium could compare with her.
So people call her Pomona.”
"She doesn't love mountains, forests and rivers, but only orchards and fruit trees full of delicious fruits. She never wields a knife or a gun. She always holds a curved pruning hook in her hand to pruning overgrown trees.
The branches and leaves were trimmed, and the branches had grown too wide. She cut them
Cut off, and sometimes cut a hole in the trunk, insert a branch, let it absorb nutrients from the old trunk. She never let the fruit tree dry without water, and watered it frequently so that the coiled fibers of the root could be moistened.
.This is her favorite thing.”
He Xie waved his pliers: "Are you talking about this magnanimous sculpture goddess?"
A smile flashed across Rensuke Shirakawa's eyes: "It's a pity that she is very cold."
"Cold? What kind of cold method? Can he be colder than you?!" He Crab said in his heart that it was impossible. How could there be anyone colder than Shirakawa Rensuke? He was lying on the ground and saw it for real! Cut it.
The unlucky guy didn't know how many times he hit him, but he didn't even blink...
"There are only fruit trees in Pomona's heart, and she has never been troubled by love. Therefore, even though the god of transformation, Vetumnus, loved her very much, he tried his best, but he could not win her heart."
The river crab was proud when he heard this: "Ahem... unrequited love! I remember back then, when I chased my wife...ah! When my wife chased me! We river crabs don't have as many winding and colorful intestines as you humans.
!”
"Vertumnus often wore the clothes of a wheat cutter and gave her a basket of wheat ears; sometimes he pretended to be a leaf gatherer or a vine pruner with a hook and sickle in his hand;
A soldier with a knife, or a fisherman with a fishing rod. In short, he dressed up as various characters, because only in this way could he meet Pomona from time to time."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk! You guys in human form are so playful! You even role-play! Can you be more sincere!"
Rensuke Shirakawa took a step back.
He Xrab didn't notice his actions and was still babbling: "Huh? Why don't you stop talking? I haven't finished speaking yet? Do you know how bad it is to only speak half the words!"
"oh."
"Oh?! What are you! Do you know how much harm you have caused to me, a river crab who admires and respects you so much, by being so cold, so cold, and so indifferent? Shirakawa Rensuke! Your heart is made of stone.
You? You can hurt me so unscrupulously! You are not a human being! I am so considerate of you! You have disappointed me so much! Woohoo! I am completely obsessed with you
I’m so sad! But considering that we’ve been good friends for a while, I’m not a materialistic person, and I don’t care at all about the mental damages! But! There’s one thing I want to tell you!
Today is my lucky day! I can’t have less than 300 silver coins, why do I need so many? It’s nothing, I just want to say that my wife wants to eat 300 egg yolk puffs today.”