The man in white robe is standing there motionless, his aura is cold, as if everything has nothing to do with him, his hands are crossed on his chest, there is a layer of white mist lingering on his arms, his eyes seem to be full of
A look of compassion and pity.
"Miss Ye, we are so destined, can you agree to me a condition?"
The man spoke in a very calm tone.
"???"
Ye Zhaoling had a question mark on his head.
"What conditions?"
Ye Zhaoling was a little panicked. She encountered a lot of nasty things in the middle of the night, and now a man with such an awesome appearance appeared out of nowhere. She felt creepy, and she didn't even notice the man's weird name for a while.
"Be my apprentice!"
"What???"
Ye Zhaoling looked at the guy sitting next to the cave with a shocked expression.
The man should be slightly older than me, with a tall stature, a pair of sword-shaped eyebrows slanting into his temples, a straight and resolute nose, and thin and appropriately pursed red lips, giving people a cold feeling.
His eyes are very deep and seem to be able to absorb anyone's soul, making people sink in unconsciously.
Such a man is simply like a coquettish evil spirit!
"I said, be my apprentice!"
The man continued: "Being my disciple will bring you all the benefits and no harm! Not only can you get countless treasures, but you can also learn countless cultivation secrets, and you can even get an extremely powerful inheritance! What do you think? You do this deal.
It has to be a good deal, right?”
Ye Zhaoling stood there blankly.
Ye Zhaoling: What line is this? Why does it feel like you have mistakenly entered the world of cultivating immortals? Is this elder brother's mental state okay? If she refused directly, wouldn't this guy become angry and suddenly slap her to death?
This guy doesn't look like a good person, he is probably a cult member...
"Brother, I'll give you fifty, go to the hospital and get a brain exam."
Why are you filming a TV series here?!
Ye Zhaoling doesn't want to play with legal illiterates. This is a legal society! Cults will not end well!
A cult is just like a pyramid scheme! Who doesn’t know that the things they teach people there are all messed up!
If you follow a cult, you will starve for nine meals in three days!
"What? You look down on me? Let me tell you, I am the only ruler here! As long as I am willing, everything in the world must surrender to me. If you don't know what is good, I don't mind letting this snake eat you right now.
!You won’t even have time to cry by then!”
The man said calmly.
"Huh, come on, come on! Come and eat me! Even if I, Ye Zhaoling, die young! If I jump off Qingcheng Mountain, I won't have anything to do with you! The evil cult will not end well!" Ye Zhaoling
Zhao Ling said with a sneer.
Ouch! I really didn’t ask! She, Ye Zhaoling, has always been soft-hearted and not hard-hearted!
The man didn't expect Ye Zhaoling to be so tough.
"Oh? Do you really want to die that much?"
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Ye Zhaoling interrupted him, "Of course I don't want to die! So..."
She shook her head.
"So what?"
"So where are the crew? Where are the other extras? Is your TV series serious? Why didn't you give me a script? How can I dialogue with you if I don't know the context?"
man:……
"Although I don't know what you are talking about! But I just like girls with a personality like yours, haha..."
The man laughed happily.
Ye Zhaoling:...This man should really have a brain disease.
Ye Zhaoling looked at the little snake on the ground that choked itself to death by eating rocks, and suddenly felt that its death was quite pitiful. If it had died a little later, it might be possible to see its good brother who was released from the same mental hospital.
Got it!
When a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, tears well up in his eyes!
Let the silence spread for a while.
"Why are you laughing again?"
Ye Zhaoling looked at this man and laughed again, feeling very speechless in his heart. This actor is not good at acting! Why is he laughing all the time!
The key is, why is he smiling? Isn't he really mentally ill?
"I laugh at you for being stupid! Should I tell you that I can help you get out of trouble and save you from being eaten by a poisonous snake?" the man said with a smile.
Ye Zhaoling: ...started to read the lines again. I say brother! Your script is so rubbish! Normally, you should not help the protagonist out of trouble first, and then use the protagonist's gratitude to naturally propose the idea of accepting a disciple.
??!
Isn’t this just a matter of course?
Now this script is pure cerebral palsy! First you forcefully tell people that you want to take on a disciple, and after being rejected, you threaten the lives of others with venomous snakes!
Who is this clever person who came up with the cerebral palsy plot?!
Ye Zhaoling was madly complaining about this strange incident in her heart, but the next second, Ye Zhaoling's eyes widened in surprise.
"Oh My God!"
She saw a blue plant growing out of his body!
This plant has a very peculiar appearance!
Its stem is somewhat similar to the trunk of a snake, with very regular snake scales, very thick, and the leaves are even covered with many tiny black spikes!
"This is..." Ye Zhaoling stared at this weird plant in disbelief.
"I told you that I can help you get out of trouble. This plant is exactly my natal magic weapon! It is a spiritual body with independent life. The most important thing is that it is made from the elixir of life!"
"Elixir?"
When Ye Zhaoling heard the words "elixir", there was a sudden pain in her mind. She covered her head and fell to the ground on her face.
What's going on?!
She opened her mouth wide, but no sound came out of her throat.
I don't know how long it took for her to regain her composure, but the man not far away started nagging her again.
"I heard that you were back again, so I searched for you pot by pot. I just learned of your whereabouts today! Ye Zhaoling, Ye Zhaoling! You are really easy for me to find! I searched all over Qingcheng Mountain.
I found that you were so weak that you were almost beaten to death by a low-level ghost, and I felt very happy! I didn’t expect that you are still so lucky! You are as weak as a chicken, but you didn’t even die! What’s more, I didn’t expect that after so many years,
You are still the same as before, hopelessly stupid!"
The man said with a sneer.
Ye Zhaoling got up from the ground.
"Are we destined? I am not destined to be a lunatic! You were so blabbering as soon as you came out! You even shouted that you wanted to take on an apprentice, and only a devil would want to be your apprentice! Then you said that you wanted to kill me, and that you were here to save me.
Yes, can you go to a mental hospital for treatment if you have a brain disease? Don't harm normal people!"
Ye Zhaoling sneered.
"No matter what, I'm ready to save you now, aren't you going to promise me something?"
"What happened?"
"Be my apprentice!"
"Dream!"
"But you are no longer the same person you were before! I want to see how you can escape my grasp now!"
The man smiled, and then he stretched out his finger and gently tapped Ye Zhaoling's direction.
In an instant, Ye Zhaoling felt that his body could not move!
"How could this happen?" Ye Zhaoling was shocked.
Could it be that this man is not a lunatic! But a monster from Qingcheng Mountain?!
A mocking smile appeared on the corner of the man's mouth: "Are you afraid now? It's too late!"
"What exactly did you do to me?"
Ye Zhaoling exclaimed.
"Don't you always think you are extremely smart? Guess what." The man chuckled.
"you!"
Ye Zhaoling gritted her teeth and glared at the man bitterly.
"You...you are despicable!" Ye Zhaoling cursed angrily.
The man shook his head, with a troubled look on his face.
"Since you don't drink the toast and get the penalty drink, I have to treat you in another way."
"You dare!"
Ye Zhaoling shouted loudly.
"Of course I dare. This is my home court now. All your actions are within the scope of my monitoring. I can do whatever I want!" The man raised his eyebrows and said jokingly.
Ye Zhaoling was so angry that he was trembling all over.
"You despicable and shameless bastard!"
"You bastard...Ye Zhaoling! You stinky girl, you still have such a bad mouth! I haven't done anything yet! You scold me when you see me! You damn girl! I miss you so much!"
Ye Zhaoling said coldly: "It's not a good thing to make a lunatic think about you, right? You bastard!"
The man's handsome face was distorted for a moment, his eyes were terrifying, as if he wanted to eat her alive.
He gritted his teeth and said, "Look! I almost forgot that you lost your memory again. This is the 300th time I remind you! What I hate most is when people call me a bastard..."
Ye Zhaoling didn't care: "You bastard! You bastard! You bastard!"
The man was also so angry that he was trembling all over. He gritted his teeth and said, "I'll remember it for you first! You stinky girl! Just wait for me!"
A ball of cold water poured down on Ye Zhaoling's pocket.
